Original sayings

[Ahhlee]

anohter favorite of Ali's is:
"I don't mind if you watch, but if you don't put that thing away, I'm gonna call the cops!"

apparently she isn't fond of my Danny Bonaduce lunch box....

If it were Shaun Cassidy, you'd be golden.

.......

Once I was really wasted when I was out with friends and I just randomly started licking my best friend's face. He was like, "what are you doing???" and I said, "It's 'Lick It Saturday'!". Now whenever our group is together on a Saturday night we commemorate Lick It Saturday by...errrrm...licking things. Yeah, I know. It's twisted.

Some other sayings I like to use:

(When asked why I did something strange) I dunno. I guess I just got a wild hair up my ***.

It's colder than a witch's *** out here!

Xanadu!

(When I'm feeling particularly snarky) What do I think of that?.........BALL HAIR! (Ok, I think the phrase "ball hair" has got to be the funniest EVAH! I can be in the worst mood and if someone utters "ball hair" I will laugh for about an hour. I'm so ridiculously goofy.)

And of course there is eddo's favorite: Uff-dah!!!

 

[timesjoke]

Oh, I have a friend who used to use that one all the time.

Well I am sure I said it first, lol.

My best crappy pick up line:

"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."

Or:

"Wanna go halves on a *******?"

 

[Ahhlee]

Well I am sure I said it first, lol.

It's actually a pretty common line around here. I think I was in junior high the first time I heard it?

 

[timesjoke]

It's actually a pretty common line around here. I think I was in junior high the first time I heard it?

Well it was right after my senior prom I started saying it (for obvious reasons) and I'm 43 (about to be 44) so that was a tad earlier than yours.....but maybe it came from a movie or song to inspire it......all I know is "I'M off" was a popular way of saying goodbye and after some interesting happenings at the prom, I added the "like a prom dress" part.

 

[Ahhlee]

Well it was right after my senior prom I started saying it (for obvious reasons) and I'm 43 (about to be 44) so that was a tad earlier than yours.....but maybe it came from a movie or song to inspire it......all I know is "I'M off" was a popular way of saying goodbye and after some interesting happenings at the prom, I added the "like a prom dress" part.

Yes, yes. I'm sure you originated it. Please, by all means, feel free to take credit for that super awesome social meme.

 

[timesjoke]

Yes, yes. I'm sure you originated it. Please, by all means, feel free to take credit for that super awesome social meme.

I guess your back to busting my chops, I am sorry for the cat comment okay?

I was just saying that "TO ME" it was original because I never heard of it before. I guess I need to be punnished for daring to believe I was original.......

 

[Ahhlee]

I guess your back to busting my chops, I am sorry for the cat comment okay?
I was just saying that "TO ME" it was original because I never heard of it before. I guess I need to be punnished for daring to believe I was original.......

Oh, don't worry about it, TJ. I'm just feeling particularly fiesty today. It's all good.

And I accept your apology. Thank you.