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RoyalOrleans
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THE BILL OF RIGHTS
Amendment I
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Amendment II
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Amendment III
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Amendment VI
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.
Amendment VII
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
Chopper
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This is more appropriate !
We the people of the Suckage, in order to form a more perfect power, establish rules, insure domestic order, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of free speech to ourselves, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Suckage.
Article I: The Legislative Branch
Post whatever the you want except for child ****. Because it's illegal and we don't with that .
Article II: The Executive Branch
Section 1. The Admin can only ban bots and child **** posters.
Section 2. The Admin can never reveal the identity of guest posters.
Section 3. The Admin cannot abuse his power and with the sucksters minds by deceiving them like MaxGayer did. The Admin must only speak the truth.
Article III: The Judicial Branch
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Section 1. The owner of New Sucks500 acknowledges this site as a UNRESTRICTED FREE SPEECH FORUM for any topic a user desires. The owner is not responsible for the content posted by the users of this forum.
This website is hosted on an adult server made for adult content. New Sucks500 endorses the use of net nanny filtering software and encourages parents/guardians of underage children to use one or more of the many vast amounts of software available if you feel the content of this site may be inappropriate for your children.
Take some responsibility for what your children see AT HOME instead of trying to make someone else comply with your standards. By registering on this site as a member, you only agree that the content you type is your own problem, not NewSucks500.
Section 2. Guest posters are an intricate part of NewSucks500. But guest will understand that all posts created by them while unregistered will be bound to the same conditions as registered members by your I.P. address, which is logged by default with the boards software. The only unacceptable content on this site is images of child ***********, which are illegal in many countries and domain info will be given to the appropriate authorities if requested for any investigative purposes.
The Suckage Declaration of Independence.
New Sucks500 is the creation of a concept by Dan Parisi. Dan Parisi is in no way associated with this site, but the founding members of this forum are the former members of one of his greatest concepts to hit the Internet back in 2002. The Sucks500 debate forums.
The spirit of that concept lives on with a long history of how it stayed alive.
The Suckage - Encyclopedia Dramatica
Long live the Suckage!!!
We the people of the Suckage, in order to form a more perfect power, establish rules, insure domestic order, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of free speech to ourselves, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Suckage.
Article I: The Legislative Branch
Post whatever the you want except for child ****. Because it's illegal and we don't with that .
Article II: The Executive Branch
Section 1. The Admin can only ban bots and child **** posters.
Section 2. The Admin can never reveal the identity of guest posters.
Section 3. The Admin cannot abuse his power and with the sucksters minds by deceiving them like MaxGayer did. The Admin must only speak the truth.
Article III: The Judicial Branch
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Section 1. The owner of New Sucks500 acknowledges this site as a UNRESTRICTED FREE SPEECH FORUM for any topic a user desires. The owner is not responsible for the content posted by the users of this forum.
This website is hosted on an adult server made for adult content. New Sucks500 endorses the use of net nanny filtering software and encourages parents/guardians of underage children to use one or more of the many vast amounts of software available if you feel the content of this site may be inappropriate for your children.
Take some responsibility for what your children see AT HOME instead of trying to make someone else comply with your standards. By registering on this site as a member, you only agree that the content you type is your own problem, not NewSucks500.
Section 2. Guest posters are an intricate part of NewSucks500. But guest will understand that all posts created by them while unregistered will be bound to the same conditions as registered members by your I.P. address, which is logged by default with the boards software. The only unacceptable content on this site is images of child ***********, which are illegal in many countries and domain info will be given to the appropriate authorities if requested for any investigative purposes.
The Suckage Declaration of Independence.
New Sucks500 is the creation of a concept by Dan Parisi. Dan Parisi is in no way associated with this site, but the founding members of this forum are the former members of one of his greatest concepts to hit the Internet back in 2002. The Sucks500 debate forums.
The spirit of that concept lives on with a long history of how it stayed alive.
The Suckage - Encyclopedia Dramatica
Long live the Suckage!!!
ImWithStupid
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This isn't the New Sucks 500, so it isn't more appropriate nor does it apply here.
ImWithStupid
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My point is that those "rights"/"rules" don't apply to this site, so they aren't appropriate here.
RoyalOrleans
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It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty ***! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! Patrick Henry March 23, 1775
Chopper
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Ah at last ! When Chopper was born I had no idea what to expect I just go with the flow ! But he is turning out to be a trifle antagonistic to the locals but I feel that he means well and BS should bear with him while he sorts his self out and lets face it he HAS got the juices flowing here!
Right I must retire to the place that brings me peace and comfort if not sexual contentment ! ( now there is a talking point !)