Asmodai
Active Member
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2005
- Location
- Connecticut
Is it profound or thoughtful? No.
Does it piss me off? Hell yes.
I go into the restroom at the grocery store, and it's like someone's let loose a tropical storm in there. Seats completely soaked. And this is the WOMEN'S bathroom. What the hell are these chicks DOING, that they can miss that badly? And I know my concience, or at least my obsessive sense of cleanliness would kill me before it let me leave a public restroom after having sprayed my urine around the joint.
I think this problem could be easily solved if all bathrooms were rigged with security cameras, and every time someone left piss on the seat, a gnome popped out of the ceiling and shot them.
...That was random. I guess I'm feeling weird and pissed off today.
Does it piss me off? Hell yes.
I go into the restroom at the grocery store, and it's like someone's let loose a tropical storm in there. Seats completely soaked. And this is the WOMEN'S bathroom. What the hell are these chicks DOING, that they can miss that badly? And I know my concience, or at least my obsessive sense of cleanliness would kill me before it let me leave a public restroom after having sprayed my urine around the joint.
I think this problem could be easily solved if all bathrooms were rigged with security cameras, and every time someone left piss on the seat, a gnome popped out of the ceiling and shot them.
...That was random. I guess I'm feeling weird and pissed off today.