People who talk through films

RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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People convesring on cell phones during the movie **** me off even more. And even worse is when people bring their nasty, slobbering, unruly vaginal spawn to a movie they aren't even supposed to watch! Keep it in the kennel where it belongs!
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All legitimate reasons NOT to go to the theater.

But...

Let's not put the cart before the horse, Cuddles. Take a long look at the parents of these vaginal spawn. It's not the kids fault that they *****, moan, cry, scream, and yell throughout the movie. They are victims of the circumstances.

People yakking on their cellphones during the movie ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.

 
snafu

snafu

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I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.?

My sign would be something like ?hay ******* put your phone away!?

How rude is that anyway?

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.? My sign would be something like ?hay ******* put your phone away!?

How rude is that anyway?
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Hay *******? Was he a scarecrow?

 
eddo

eddo

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I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.? My sign would be something like ?hay ******* put your phone away!?

How rude is that anyway?
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Hay *******? Was he a scarecrow?
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go easy on Snafu, RO. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store...

 
snafu

snafu

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go easy on Snafu, RI. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store...
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Signs speak to him, too. We should have him committed.
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You guys better take care of me.

If I fall through the cracks it will be on your shoulders.

And I will haunt you!

 
snafu

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Well lets see...

I started drinking when I was 14. I started smoking cigarettes because it went well with drinking. Smoking didn't do much for me so I started smoking pot. Pot was cool but I needed something with more punch so I went to coke. Coke went to the crack becuse, **** why not get twice the kick for the same buck. Crack got me to hyper so I tried to mellow it out with a little acid and mushrooms. Acid and mushrooms got me contemplating life and how alcohol, cigarettes, coke, crack and everything was stifling my life. So I switched to Quaalude's and heroin. Well now I was so down there was no way to go but back up. So pot being the medium (in my twisted mind) I stayed there for awhile. Well everybody was on my *** for smoking so much pot. Nag nag nag.

So to make a long story short I'm back to the good old American pastime of drinking.

So sue me! Ok? :cool:

 
Outlaw2747

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All legitimate reasons NOT to go to the theater.
But...

Let's not put the cart before the horse, Cuddles. Take a long look at the parents of these vaginal spawn. It's not the kids fault that they *****, moan, cry, scream, and yell throughout the movie. They are victims of the circumstances.

People yakking on their cellphones during the movie ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.
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And you know what? You are absolutely right. The reason why they are the little sniveling womb turds that they are is because two prokaryotic-minded knuckledraggers decided to perform genetic material distribution with no idea of what the end product will result in and refuse to take any responsibility for what they have created. And thus the rest of us sensible human beings trying to enjoy a good movie in this jacked up world have to suffer because of it.

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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And you know what? You are absolutely right. The reason why they are the little sniveling womb turds that they are is because two prokaryotic-minded knuckledraggers decided to perform genetic material distribution with no idea of what the end product will result in and refuse to take any responsibility for what they have created. And thus the rest of us sensible human beings trying to enjoy a good movie in this jacked up world have to suffer because of it.
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Sensible?

What about the married guy out with his mistress? Just because they are quietly dry humping each other's hand, doesn't make them any more depraved than the slack jawed hillbilly hollering at Ruby Faye and Jeb Earl, Jr.

Human beings?

What about the usher with a copy of the Trenchcoat Mafia Charter in his wallet? Wishing his flashlight was a sawed off shotgun and a .44 beneath his vest.

There are people to the left, right, behind, and straight in front of you who do far worse things than produce offspring.

Rent movies. Have patience. Wait for that particular movie to come out on DVD, because the situation is only spiraling down.

 
snafu

snafu

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Sensible?
What about the married guy out with his mistress? Just because they are quietly dry humping each other's hand, doesn't make them any more depraved than the slack jawed hillbilly hollering at Ruby Faye and Jeb Earl, Jr.

Human beings?

What about the usher with a copy of the Trenchcoat Mafia Charter in his wallet? Wishing his flashlight was a sawed off shotgun and a .44 beneath his vest.

There are people to the left, right, behind, and straight in front of you who do far worse things than produce offspring.

Rent movies. Have patience. Wait for that particular movie to come out on DVD, because the situation is only spiraling down.
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Paranoia strikes deep...

But just in case I'll hang on to my concealed Smith and Wesson. :cool:

 
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emkay64

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Holy ****! You guys sure have your underoos in a knot over this one. Relax! A sharp "shut it" usually works....and BTW...dry humping at the movies makes it so you could care less about the people talking...or the movie for that matter.
 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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holy ****! You guys sure have your underoos in a knot over this one. Relax! A sharp "shut it" usually works....and btw...dry humping at the movies makes it so you could care less about the people talking...or the movie for that matter.
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shut it!!!!

 
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emkay64

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I just like to go to movies to throw popcorn at people.
Is that bad?
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I watched a Dane Cook comedy thing...and you know how the floor is always sticky?

He waits for people to say it...to which he replies.."I just came"....it made me laugh...

 
Chi

Chi

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That Dane Cook is a silly biitch.
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I only saw one of his stand ups and he sucked ***! I couldn't finish watching it, I skipped his retarded *** after several minutes of unfunny torture.

 
RegisteredAndEducated

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I only saw one of his stand ups and he sucked ***! I couldn't finish watching it, I skipped his retarded *** after several minutes of unfunny torture.
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There's no accounting for taste...

you voted for barack hussein obama too...

thanks chi.

 
eddo

eddo

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There's no accounting for taste...
you voted for barack hussein obama too...

thanks chi.
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I didn't vote for Obama, and I don't think Dane Cook is very funny. :p

 
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