personals?
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Phantom
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No, I don't feel this feature should be added. This site is here for debates. Everyone can go to match.com if they are interested in online romance. Besides, there has apparently been a few hook-ups on this website in the past. If members become interested in each other, I would rather them deal with it in private instead of carrying on an affair in front of all of us. Obviously, the pager system, PM system, and yahoo has helped others out in the past so let's not junk up the place.
Case in point: http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com
That place used to kick *** because it was about mysteries, the paranormal, and hardcore debates. Once categories were added like embarrassing moments, household tips, games, and the party line, the site went to pot because its original vision became lost.
Case in point: http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com
That place used to kick *** because it was about mysteries, the paranormal, and hardcore debates. Once categories were added like embarrassing moments, household tips, games, and the party line, the site went to pot because its original vision became lost.
ParasiteGod
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If you're coming onto GF to pick somebody up... Yeah, good luck, jackass.
phreakwars
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A big ******* **** NO from me.
This isn't ******* match.com
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This isn't ******* match.com
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manicmonday
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Well, my ***, how could someone not be immediatly attracted to that?
Outlaw2747
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I shall let out a resounding NO.
phreakwars
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Hmm.... I'm married with 2 kids at home, 5 kids total.
Been married for over 10 years, happily for the most part.
Looking for hot ***** with money who will let me sleep all day and smoke pot in the living room.
Must also be able to afford my monthly child support payments to Mrs. Phreakwars, as well as my eccentric spending habits.
I have a standard sized ***** to offer, with an over sized set of nutz.
A lower then average latency time in my sexual activity, and, I tend to care more about just breathing fresh air.
Yes, I DO however enjoy long walks... however... I'd rather be by myself smoking a ******* blunt then sharing a ******* precious moment with you.
I will however, allow my future mate to compensate for the fewer precious moments by engaging in mind soothing ******** on my standard sized *****.
The forward and backward movements on the neck tend to relax those tense neck muscles right up, and the resulting wad of spoo has many necessary nutrients...
I know how to treat MY women !!
If this interests you, just PM me a photo and a home phone #
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Been married for over 10 years, happily for the most part.
Looking for hot ***** with money who will let me sleep all day and smoke pot in the living room.
Must also be able to afford my monthly child support payments to Mrs. Phreakwars, as well as my eccentric spending habits.
I have a standard sized ***** to offer, with an over sized set of nutz.
A lower then average latency time in my sexual activity, and, I tend to care more about just breathing fresh air.
Yes, I DO however enjoy long walks... however... I'd rather be by myself smoking a ******* blunt then sharing a ******* precious moment with you.
I will however, allow my future mate to compensate for the fewer precious moments by engaging in mind soothing ******** on my standard sized *****.
The forward and backward movements on the neck tend to relax those tense neck muscles right up, and the resulting wad of spoo has many necessary nutrients...
I know how to treat MY women !!
If this interests you, just PM me a photo and a home phone #
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Vortex
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actually a personals thing could be a funny 'parody' area of wypo...we cant be serious all the time
ahem...
for Vortex Dial #984
-I like long walks on the beach, and dont get ****** off at me if im more obvious than you at staring at the guy in speedos
-If you like *** in the morning I have a vhs player and a bucket of ****....dont wake me up
-feed me drinks, expect to be blown......
-i floss in the bathroom, not in your *****
-if i dont feel like talking, its not because i dont like you....its because i dont feel like talking (that or dont turn on the TV)
-i dont care if days of our lives has a hot guy in a gay role....its still a soap opera....leave me out of it
-just because the bar is gay, doesnt mean its fun...especially if everyone is drinking water at midnight and waving glow sticks in the air
-my *** is exit only, and so is yours
-if you so much as even ask me if you look fat in someting then cut it off and get a *** change already..
-a 3way MAY be fun years down the road, but they are not moving into the guest room
there will be no church involved in a commitment ceremony
-you will work for a living, bottom line.......if i was a sugar daddy i would have live in models in g-strings...so get over any thoughts of mooching...
-if your friends annoy me i will be cordial.....if the **** me off dont blame me for defending myself verbally
-you want kids? fine....but i hope that means we can name it fido...because I am no father...
-im open to any kind of relationship as long as its honest and mutual
-unpack your baggage before stepping foot in my door....
-jealosy issues? no problem...you can **** yourself with them you insecure ***...why would i waste my time with you if you "think" otherwise? Id rather be single....
-raise a fist to me once, its over
-if its in an area i dont feel is appropriate or safe i wont hold your hand....power to the people be damned..
****..no wonder im single!
ahem...
for Vortex Dial #984
-I like long walks on the beach, and dont get ****** off at me if im more obvious than you at staring at the guy in speedos
-If you like *** in the morning I have a vhs player and a bucket of ****....dont wake me up
-feed me drinks, expect to be blown......
-i floss in the bathroom, not in your *****
-if i dont feel like talking, its not because i dont like you....its because i dont feel like talking (that or dont turn on the TV)
-i dont care if days of our lives has a hot guy in a gay role....its still a soap opera....leave me out of it
-just because the bar is gay, doesnt mean its fun...especially if everyone is drinking water at midnight and waving glow sticks in the air
-my *** is exit only, and so is yours
-if you so much as even ask me if you look fat in someting then cut it off and get a *** change already..
-a 3way MAY be fun years down the road, but they are not moving into the guest room
there will be no church involved in a commitment ceremony
-you will work for a living, bottom line.......if i was a sugar daddy i would have live in models in g-strings...so get over any thoughts of mooching...
-if your friends annoy me i will be cordial.....if the **** me off dont blame me for defending myself verbally
-you want kids? fine....but i hope that means we can name it fido...because I am no father...
-im open to any kind of relationship as long as its honest and mutual
-unpack your baggage before stepping foot in my door....
-jealosy issues? no problem...you can **** yourself with them you insecure ***...why would i waste my time with you if you "think" otherwise? Id rather be single....
-raise a fist to me once, its over
-if its in an area i dont feel is appropriate or safe i wont hold your hand....power to the people be damned..
****..no wonder im single!
tiredofwhiners
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Hummm in tranny dress up, maybe this could work.
Chi
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Hm, I guess Eddo is right. I do love gay guysactually a personals thing could be a funny 'parody' area of wypo...we cant be serious all the time
ahem...
for Vortex Dial #984
-I like long walks on the beach, and dont get ****** off at me if im more obvious than you at staring at the guy in speedos
-If you like *** in the morning I have a vhs player and a bucket of ****....dont wake me up
-feed me drinks, expect to be blown......
-i floss in the bathroom, not in your *****
-if i dont feel like talking, its not because i dont like you....its because i dont feel like talking (that or dont turn on the TV)
-i dont care if days of our lives has a hot guy in a gay role....its still a soap opera....leave me out of it
-just because the bar is gay, doesnt mean its fun...especially if everyone is drinking water at midnight and waving glow sticks in the air
-my *** is exit only, and so is yours
-if you so much as even ask me if you look fat in someting then cut it off and get a *** change already..
-a 3way MAY be fun years down the road, but they are not moving into the guest room
there will be no church involved in a commitment ceremony
-you will work for a living, bottom line.......if i was a sugar daddy i would have live in models in g-strings...so get over any thoughts of mooching...
-if your friends annoy me i will be cordial.....if the **** me off dont blame me for defending myself verbally
-you want kids? fine....but i hope that means we can name it fido...because I am no father...
-im open to any kind of relationship as long as its honest and mutual
-unpack your baggage before stepping foot in my door....
-jealosy issues? no problem...you can **** yourself with them you insecure ***...why would i waste my time with you if you "think" otherwise? Id rather be single....
-raise a fist to me once, its over
-if its in an area i dont feel is appropriate or safe i wont hold your hand....power to the people be damned..
****..no wonder im single!
snafu
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Hi there!
My name is Charlie.
I’m 26 years old. I’m 6’ 4”, 180 pounds, blue eyed, blond hair. I have great respect for women. Especially young women! I love to spend money on my girlfriends and the sky is the limit. When I’m not working out (six times a week, five hours a day) I enjoy tanning my bronze body. Don’ let the flashy Mercedes fool you. It’s my back up car for my Lamborghini.
Any interested women please send me a photo of you, your phone number and home address to.:
cheasterthemolester@hotmail.com
I’ll make contact with you.
My name is Charlie.
I’m 26 years old. I’m 6’ 4”, 180 pounds, blue eyed, blond hair. I have great respect for women. Especially young women! I love to spend money on my girlfriends and the sky is the limit. When I’m not working out (six times a week, five hours a day) I enjoy tanning my bronze body. Don’ let the flashy Mercedes fool you. It’s my back up car for my Lamborghini.
Any interested women please send me a photo of you, your phone number and home address to.:
cheasterthemolester@hotmail.com
I’ll make contact with you.
snafu
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No chesterthemolester@hotmail.com was already taken. So was chesterthemolester1,2..... and every other conceivable combination of numbers.Cheaster? Is that a mispelling on purpose to not make it so obvious?