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For Tim, Dial #666, or say Enki (en-key) at the beep!
Hi!
My name is Tim... I'm a 30 year old (31 on Jan 16) single father of 1 absolutely perfect baby boy!
I am a racist, ****, Satanist, who prays to aliens, and talks to Hitler on my Ouija board...
I own two homes... A single familly for living in, and a 4 unit apartment complex for investment... They are both mine... back off... I like living alone!
I still get carded at the bar, so I guess I'm in decent shape
I like black people but not ******s, Hispanics but not spics, white people but not hillbillies... etc... etc..
I was a Network Operator/administrator and made a VERY nice living... But now I am a self employed contractor, and make substantially less! However, I am quite a bit happier, and if you want a rich guy, don't call me!
I read at least an hour everynight, don't bust my *****!
I listen to a VERY eclectic mix of music... don't bust my *****!
My dog stinks, I know this... but you'll go before he does... just ask my EX!
I have been accused of being emotionless... I'm aware of it..
I drink TOO much, and when I do, i get very 'hands-on'... Your girlfriends could be subject to some unwanted advances...
I'm From RI... I tawk wicket ****** up! Deal with it! mention it more than twice and I'll stab you in the face with an ice pick...
My IQ teaters on the brink of insanity! Expect me to be insane every now and then
in 30 years, I've basically figured out that 99.36% of all humans are morally tapped, and basically have no problem killing the in droves!
Making a presidential bid for 2008! I got 57 votes already!
People suck... All praise be unto Enki! Heil Hitler! White Pride World Wide!
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For Tim, Dial #666, or say Enki (en-key) at the beep!
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I can't imagine why I'm still alone!
Hi!
My name is Tim... I'm a 30 year old (31 on Jan 16) single father of 1 absolutely perfect baby boy!
I am a racist, ****, Satanist, who prays to aliens, and talks to Hitler on my Ouija board...
I own two homes... A single familly for living in, and a 4 unit apartment complex for investment... They are both mine... back off... I like living alone!
I still get carded at the bar, so I guess I'm in decent shape
I like black people but not ******s, Hispanics but not spics, white people but not hillbillies... etc... etc..
I was a Network Operator/administrator and made a VERY nice living... But now I am a self employed contractor, and make substantially less! However, I am quite a bit happier, and if you want a rich guy, don't call me!
I read at least an hour everynight, don't bust my *****!
I listen to a VERY eclectic mix of music... don't bust my *****!
My dog stinks, I know this... but you'll go before he does... just ask my EX!
I have been accused of being emotionless... I'm aware of it..
I drink TOO much, and when I do, i get very 'hands-on'... Your girlfriends could be subject to some unwanted advances...
I'm From RI... I tawk wicket ****** up! Deal with it! mention it more than twice and I'll stab you in the face with an ice pick...
My IQ teaters on the brink of insanity! Expect me to be insane every now and then
in 30 years, I've basically figured out that 99.36% of all humans are morally tapped, and basically have no problem killing the in droves!
Making a presidential bid for 2008! I got 57 votes already!
People suck... All praise be unto Enki! Heil Hitler! White Pride World Wide!
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For Tim, Dial #666, or say Enki (en-key) at the beep!
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I can't imagine why I'm still alone!
manicmonday
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Single, moderately attractive woman seeking single moderately breathing male.
No smokers, no drinkers, no gamblers.
Must work.
Anywhere.
Must like children. Must be able to heat up own cup of coffee in the microwave without me writing out the directions.
Must be able to put down toilet seat when finished. Must know where cleaners are located.
Here's what you will get in return: I don't drink, I only smoke 4 cigarettes a month in hiding, I take out the trash daily.
I can't offer an emotion but a daily dose of sarcasm is in order. I only sleep 3 hours a night, so I promise not to disturb your nightly hibernation.
I forget to eat daily meals, but have crackers and snacks frequently. If you need meals, please email me and I will adjust accordingly.
I also forget to write things down and will email myself things through out the day.
If you feel the need for daily communication, please write into my calendar and I will organize a conversation.
If this kind of oblivion sounds like your kind of relationship, please call my therapist, you need more work than I do.
No smokers, no drinkers, no gamblers.
Must work.
Anywhere.
Must like children. Must be able to heat up own cup of coffee in the microwave without me writing out the directions.
Must be able to put down toilet seat when finished. Must know where cleaners are located.
Here's what you will get in return: I don't drink, I only smoke 4 cigarettes a month in hiding, I take out the trash daily.
I can't offer an emotion but a daily dose of sarcasm is in order. I only sleep 3 hours a night, so I promise not to disturb your nightly hibernation.
I forget to eat daily meals, but have crackers and snacks frequently. If you need meals, please email me and I will adjust accordingly.
I also forget to write things down and will email myself things through out the day.
If you feel the need for daily communication, please write into my calendar and I will organize a conversation.
If this kind of oblivion sounds like your kind of relationship, please call my therapist, you need more work than I do.
phreakwars
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All that's fine and dandy.. but can you suck a mean ****, lets get real here...that's all men really need ??
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Phantom
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And you wanted a personal section, why?
As for me, I swear on a stack of Webster's 1828 Dictionaries that the following is wholly accurate:
I'm a 4'9" 320 lb black beauty looking for a man to administer nightly rapings on my tight ***.
My **** can't even fill an A cup but my bootylicious behind is big enough to make up for that. Just slap my *** and ride the wave in, Sugar.
I don't work, don't cook, don't clean, and don't take care of my own 7 children so don't expect me to take care of yours.
I love Oprah- have it Tivoed so I can watch it 18 times a day. Invest in La Rocha Bon Bon stocks and you will be a millionaire. I eat 10 cases every hour.
I'm looking for one hot honey who is willing to massage my back, scrub the bunions off my feet, cook 10 meals a day for my luscious ***, and clean my government funded trailer.
Oh ya, I suck ****. I will even give you the special treatment by removing my dentures prior to going down.
Those who make less than 7 figures annually need not apply.
RoyalOrleans
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Hey-diddly-ho there! My name is Neal, to reach me dial M for Manly.
I'm from the Dirty South, but I don't dress like no Confederate Rebel. I am 6'2" and I'm down with the Devil.
I'm from the Dirty South, but I don't dress like no Confederate Rebel. I am 6'2" and I'm down with the Devil.
RoyalOrleans
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Are you a good cook?
Komrade Vostok Hazard
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22 year old male interested in scatplay, gerbil feltching, ******, bukake, pulling live snakes out of my partners ***, suspending partners from the ceiling via ***** piercings, being reamed, watersports, water, hardcore and electric bondage. Seeking submissive female partner who is petite slim blonde haired blue eyed, likes to wear her hair in pigtails and dresses in schoolgirl uniforms and little blue sundresses. To apply, log onto GF and send a message to Komrade Vostok Hazard.
RoyalOrleans
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Angie-baby, you can pull my pork any old time.**** yea-I make the best pulled pork you can get this side of the Mason Dixon line.