Pictures of our members?

[Phantom]

A month or so ago. Lookin' for some soft-tail.

Dude, you are getting too skinny. EAT! EAT! EAT!

But "nealius maximus" made me bust a gut.

End of transmission.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Dude, you are getting too skinny. EAT! EAT! EAT!

But "nealius maximus" made me bust a gut.

End of transmission.

When I quit smoking many, many months ago, I gained about fifteen pounds. Since I can breathe, now, I started a four a.m. jog around Ye Olde Towne Square and the softball complex near my house.

Despite appearance, I eat like a horse.

 

[jokersarewild]

I could crush a walnut between my thighs.. Now that is pure talent.

And that's exactly why you haven't seen any action since Chyna went out of style.

BTW, MM can crush a walnut in her vagina. Is your vagina strong enough to do that? Nope, didn't think so

 

[jokersarewild]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q53/wpyo_funnies/HS.jpg

You need to be that old right NOW so I can tap that...DAMN!

You were a cutie back then...what the hell happened to you?

 

[Phantom]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q53/wpyo_funnies/HS.jpg

You need to be that old right NOW so I can tap that...DAMN!

You were a cutie back then...what the hell happened to you?

I gained 150 lbs, shaved my head, and had my nose and ears surgically removed. I thought it would look good at the time but I regret it now.

BTW, MM can crush a walnut in her vagina. Is your vagina strong enough to do that? Nope, didn't think so

I can push a tampon out without pulling on the string. Maybe that isn't a good thing, though. They also fly out when I cough or sneeze.

When I quit smoking many, many months ago, I gained about fifteen pounds...

And that is precisely why I am terrified to quit!

 

[Phantom]

Taken last night. My son was naked in my lap while I was dressing him so I had to crop it. lol

Yes, I already know I'm wearing glasses and too much make-up so shut the **** up.

 

[jokersarewild]

I gained 150 lbs, shaved my head, and had my nose and ears surgically removed. I thought it would look good at the time but I regret it now.

The look suits you.

I can push a tampon out without pulling on the string. Maybe that isn't a good thing, though. They also fly out when I cough or sneeze.

I hope you never cough/sneeze when you're having sex...

And that is precisely why I am terrified to quit!

It's ok, you gained 150 lbs anyway, what's an extra 15?

 

[ToriAllen]

I think it looks really good.


I might as well put my new ones up:
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[Phantom]

I think it looks really good.


I might as well put my new ones up:
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I hate you, you skinny bitch!

 

[ToriAllen]

I hate you, you skinny bitch!

I hate you and your thick shiney hair!

 

[snafu]

I hate you, you skinny bitch!

I hate you and your thick shiney hair!

There's a lot of love coming from this way.

 

[eddo]

I hate you, you skinny bitch!

I hate you and your thick shiney hair!

MUD FIGHT! MUD FIGHT! MUD FIGHT!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

There's a lot of love coming from this way.

Maybe we'll see some hairpulling, some slapping, an accidental kiss, clothes ripped off, and Phanny breaking out a strap on.

I'm just saying...

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Pulls up a chair and breaks out the popcorn - Munch Munch Munch

Bring it on!

 

[phreakwars]

I like this one more:

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[berniec]

I like this one more:

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Wow. Where did she come from?

 

[ToriAllen]

Are those the original boobs? or the potentially fake ones?? cuz if they are fake, then you look like crap. If they are real they your still looking good Queen Bee.

PS. You got that crazy-Psycho look like the girl in Rob Zombies House of 1000 courpses.....

I hated that movie. Haven't had them done yet.

I like this one more:

Take any girl, unfix her hair, remove her make-up, hunch her over (people who have just had babies do that), and stick glasses on her, take a picture with a crappy disposable camera, and I promise you they won't look any better than that. I found some more from that same day when my hair wasn't wet, and they don't look half bad, but they are at my grandmothers.

Here's some more nerdy ones for you since I know you love them so much:

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Oh...I don't know...I always liked this one myself! It has that wholesome family values quality to it.

It is true, Tori is a looker and her husband looks mighty happy there! Can't imagine why though...

 

[phreakwars]

Take any girl, unfix her hair, remove her make-up, hunch her over, and stick glasses on her, take a picture with a crappy disposable camera, and I promise you they won't look any better than that.

And that is why I like that picture more then the others. I hate it when women get dressed up... well, I don't hate it, they look great, but when looking for a potential mate, I say it is best to see what your gonna wake up next to if you spend your life with them. Not see how well they look with makeup and a dress.

I don't know why you find the need to defend your looks in that picture.


Must be a female thing.

This one is cute too:
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[ToriAllen]

I don't know why you find the need to defend your looks in that picture.

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Oh let me think...It was seven years ago, I had just had a baby, I looked like ****, the quality is crappy, the sun bleached out my features, and that most certainly is not what I look like when I roll out of bed in the morning...
This one is closer to the non-fixed up norm:
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That other one just happens to be me at my absolute worst.