wrote:
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> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B6B7F4EBECD30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns9B6A7B96444B30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:Xns9B6964D03E2B70Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:Xns9B6885C96A9F20Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...
>> >> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Today, a green package arrived at my door, a fat one,
>> >> >> >> > stuffed fulla goodies. Teh puppeis know what green packages
>> >> >> >> > mean and stood at my feet till I opened it and tossed them
>> >> >> >> > the rope *****. That left me free to taste, giggle over,
>> >> >> >> > insert batteries in, and admire the rest of the contents. I
>> >> >> >> > have to find someone to translate the little cookbook, but
>> >> >> >> > I'm pretty sure there's a Swedish lady right here in town
>> >> >> >> > who can do that for me.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I do so love fat green packages from Sweden!! I was
>> >> >> >> > entranced by the teeny little spring-type clothes pins, the
>> >> >> >> > light show hammer pen, the *** jule stickers, well all of it
>> >> >> >> > really.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > The triangular light went on my nightstand.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > By the way, the squeaky bananas are still the all time
>> >> >> >> > favorites and the tire alarm clock sits beside my computer.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou,.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Veronica is the wayest coolest Swedish chick in all of the
>> >> >> >> Scandinavian Peninsula! I want to hug her and squeeze her and
>> >> >> >> zerbert her belly.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I have to agree with you, but I think I'll zerbert her neck
>> >> >> > instead.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I will make no comment here. So many interesting zerbert jokes
>> >> >> shot through my brain, I almost had a seizure. All of them would
>> >> >> have gotten me slapped. Therefore, I will let you make your own
>> >> >> zerbert joke about one person zerberting a belly, one person
>> >> >> zerberting a neck and zerberts meeting in the middle. But
>> >> >> remember, this is your joke, not mind. I didn't post it.
>> >> >
>> >> > You got that zerbert thing right out of an old Bill Cosby show.
>> >>
>> >> That's where I first heard it, yes. It's part of the American
>> >> lexicon today.
>> >>
>> >> >> You perv!
>> >> >
>> >> > Thank you.
>> >>
>> >> Welcome.
>> >>
>> >> >> > Smee, Prez of the VK Phan Klub
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I call shotgun.
>> >> >
>> >> > I veto your nomination.
>> >>
>> >> I didn't nominate myself, I ~called~ it. I'm riding shotgun.
>> >> That's that and that'll be that and that's the end of that.
>> >
>> > Sorry. Arbitrary self-appointments are only valid when I say they
>> > are. And I say yours isn't. And that's the end of that.
>> >
>> > Smee the Arbitrator and Prez of the VK Phan Klub
>>
>> I see your self-sppointments as unlawful and are null and void. I have
>> this power because I have appointed myself judge and jury in all
>> matters of the internet. This supposed so-called "VK Phan Klub"
>> certainly falls in that jurisdiction. I deny your self-appointed
>> Arbitrator and "Prez" of the "VK Phan Klub" positions and strip you of
>> any such associated privileges.
>>
>> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bust out a delicious "Marianne"
>> hard candy with the tasty chocolate in the middle, sent to me by my bud
>> VD, oops..., VK.
>>
>> I'm warning you Smeeanie, don't fudge with me!!!!@121!!!! All such VK
>> related gratitude must be OKed by me, before being passed along to VK
>> in this group or via email. This is for ~her~ (VK's) protection.
>> Failure to follow this procedure will result (on first offense) one
>> week in the pit chained to the wall within range of the pit monster's
>> tongue.
>
> Yer blowin' smoke, Weaver. You have no authority whatsoever vis a vis
> the VK Phan Klub. As for the pit, well, how's the view from down there?
> I slid you in the first time you made noise about taking over.
You've mistaken the pit for ****, which is a mobile 100 foot radius around
you. The pit is the result of a chunk of **** that dripped off of you when
you were stomping around a couple of centuries ago. I'm thinking of turning
it into a spa in the near future.
As for the VK Phan Klub... I've taken it over. You're out, I'm in. Period.
This matter is concluded.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992
