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On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:54:35 -0500, in the land of

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

got double secret probation for writing:


>On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:55:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>


>wrote:


>


>>On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:41:34 -0500, in the land of


>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>


>>got double secret probation for writing:


>>


>>>On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:16:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>


>>>wrote:


>>>


>>>>On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:11:48 -0500, in the land of


>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>


>>>>got double secret probation for writing:


>>>>


>>>>>On Thu, 4 Dec 2008 23:11:56 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>>


>>>>>>"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>news:Xns9B6A7B96444B30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>> > news:Xns9B6964D03E2B70Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>> >> wrote:


>>>>>>> >>


>>>>>>> >> >


>>>>>>> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>> >> > news:Xns9B6885C96A9F20Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>> >> >> wrote:


>>>>>>> >> >>


>>>>>>> >> >> > Today, a green package arrived at my door, a fat one, stuffed


>>>>>>fulla


>>>>>>> >> >> > goodies. Teh puppeis know what green packages mean and stood at my


>>>>>>> >> >> > feet till I opened it and tossed them the rope *****. That left me


>>>>>>> >> >> > free to taste, giggle over, insert batteries in, and admire the


>>>>>>rest


>>>>>>> >> >> > of the contents. I have to find someone to translate the little


>>>>>>> >> >> > cookbook, but I'm pretty sure there's a Swedish lady right here in


>>>>>>> >> >> > town who can do that for me.


>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>> >> >> > I do so love fat green packages from Sweden!! I was entranced by


>>>>>>the


>>>>>>> >> >> > teeny little spring-type clothes pins, the light show hammer pen,


>>>>>>> the


>>>>>>> >> >> > *** jule stickers, well all of it really.


>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>> >> >> > The triangular light went on my nightstand.


>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>> >> >> > By the way, the squeaky bananas are still the all time favorites


>>>>>>and


>>>>>>> >> >> > the tire alarm clock sits beside my computer.


>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>> >> >> > Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou,.


>>>>>>> >> >>


>>>>>>> >> >> Veronica is the wayest coolest Swedish chick in all of the


>>>>>>> Scandinavian


>>>>>>> >> >> Peninsula! I want to hug her and squeeze her and zerbert her belly.


>>>>>>> >> >


>>>>>>> >> > I have to agree with you, but I think I'll zerbert her neck instead.


>>>>>>> >>


>>>>>>> >> I will make no comment here. So many interesting zerbert jokes shot


>>>>>>> >> through my brain, I almost had a seizure. All of them would have


>>>>>>gotten


>>>>>>> >> me slapped. Therefore, I will let you make your own zerbert joke about


>>>>>>> one


>>>>>>> >> person zerberting a belly, one person zerberting a neck and zerberts


>>>>>>> >> meeting in the middle. But remember, this is your joke, not mind. I


>>>>>>> >> didn't post it.


>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>> > You got that zerbert thing right out of an old Bill Cosby show.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> That's where I first heard it, yes. It's part of the American lexicon


>>>>>>> today.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> >> You perv!


>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>> > Thank you.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Welcome.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> >> > Smee, Prez of the VK Phan Klub


>>>>>>> >>


>>>>>>> >> I call shotgun.


>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>> > I veto your nomination.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I didn't nominate myself, I ~called~ it. I'm riding shotgun. That's that


>>>>>>> and that'll be that and that's the end of that.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>Sorry. Arbitrary self-appointments are only valid when I say they are. And I


>>>>>>say yours isn't. And that's the end of that.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>Smee the Arbitrator and Prez of the VK Phan Klub


>>>>>


>>>>>can i have a cookie, please?


>>>>


>>>><flatulates>


>>>>sure.


>>>


>>><hauty> not you, ratz. i want home cooked cookies. </hauty>


>>


>>You mean, soft, chewy Peanut Butter Cookies, perfect for dipping in


>>milk?


>


><slobber>

Guess what I just ate.

 
P

pscissons@sbcglobal.net

Guest
"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B6C3C91D9960Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> wrote:


>


> >


> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > news:Xns9B6B7F4EBECD30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >> wrote:


> >>


> >> >


> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >> > news:Xns9B6A7B96444B30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >> >> wrote:


> >> >>


> >> >> >


> >> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >> >> > news:Xns9B6964D03E2B70Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >> >> >> wrote:


> >> >> >>


> >> >> >> >


> >> >> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >> >> >> > news:Xns9B6885C96A9F20Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >> >> >> >> wrote:


> >> >> >> >>


> >> >> >> >> > Today, a green package arrived at my door, a fat one,


> >> >> >> >> > stuffed fulla goodies. Teh puppeis know what green packages


> >> >> >> >> > mean and stood at my feet till I opened it and tossed them


> >> >> >> >> > the rope *****. That left me free to taste, giggle over,


> >> >> >> >> > insert batteries in, and admire the rest of the contents. I


> >> >> >> >> > have to find someone to translate the little cookbook, but


> >> >> >> >> > I'm pretty sure there's a Swedish lady right here in town


> >> >> >> >> > who can do that for me.


> >> >> >> >> >


> >> >> >> >> > I do so love fat green packages from Sweden!! I was


> >> >> >> >> > entranced by the teeny little spring-type clothes pins, the


> >> >> >> >> > light show hammer pen, the *** jule stickers, well all of it


> >> >> >> >> > really.


> >> >> >> >> >


> >> >> >> >> > The triangular light went on my nightstand.


> >> >> >> >> >


> >> >> >> >> > By the way, the squeaky bananas are still the all time


> >> >> >> >> > favorites and the tire alarm clock sits beside my computer.


> >> >> >> >> >


> >> >> >> >> > Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou,.


> >> >> >> >>


> >> >> >> >> Veronica is the wayest coolest Swedish chick in all of the


> >> >> >> >> Scandinavian Peninsula! I want to hug her and squeeze her and


> >> >> >> >> zerbert her belly.


> >> >> >> >


> >> >> >> > I have to agree with you, but I think I'll zerbert her neck


> >> >> >> > instead.


> >> >> >>


> >> >> >> I will make no comment here. So many interesting zerbert jokes


> >> >> >> shot through my brain, I almost had a seizure. All of them would


> >> >> >> have gotten me slapped. Therefore, I will let you make your own


> >> >> >> zerbert joke about one person zerberting a belly, one person


> >> >> >> zerberting a neck and zerberts meeting in the middle. But


> >> >> >> remember, this is your joke, not mind. I didn't post it.


> >> >> >


> >> >> > You got that zerbert thing right out of an old Bill Cosby show.


> >> >>


> >> >> That's where I first heard it, yes. It's part of the American


> >> >> lexicon today.


> >> >>


> >> >> >> You perv!


> >> >> >


> >> >> > Thank you.


> >> >>


> >> >> Welcome.


> >> >>


> >> >> >> > Smee, Prez of the VK Phan Klub


> >> >> >>


> >> >> >> I call shotgun.


> >> >> >


> >> >> > I veto your nomination.


> >> >>


> >> >> I didn't nominate myself, I ~called~ it. I'm riding shotgun.


> >> >> That's that and that'll be that and that's the end of that.


> >> >


> >> > Sorry. Arbitrary self-appointments are only valid when I say they


> >> > are. And I say yours isn't. And that's the end of that.


> >> >


> >> > Smee the Arbitrator and Prez of the VK Phan Klub


> >>


> >> I see your self-sppointments as unlawful and are null and void. I have


> >> this power because I have appointed myself judge and jury in all


> >> matters of the internet. This supposed so-called "VK Phan Klub"


> >> certainly falls in that jurisdiction. I deny your self-appointed


> >> Arbitrator and "Prez" of the "VK Phan Klub" positions and strip you of


> >> any such associated privileges.


> >>


> >> Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bust out a delicious "Marianne"


> >> hard candy with the tasty chocolate in the middle, sent to me by my bud


> >> VD, oops..., VK.


> >>


> >> I'm warning you Smeeanie, don't fudge with me!!!!@121!!!! All such VK


> >> related gratitude must be OKed by me, before being passed along to VK


> >> in this group or via email. This is for ~her~ (VK's) protection.


> >> Failure to follow this procedure will result (on first offense) one


> >> week in the pit chained to the wall within range of the pit monster's


> >> tongue.


> >


> > Yer blowin' smoke, Weaver. You have no authority whatsoever vis a vis


> > the VK Phan Klub. As for the pit, well, how's the view from down there?


> > I slid you in the first time you made noise about taking over.


>


> You've mistaken the pit for ****, which is a mobile 100 foot radius around


> you. The pit is the result of a chunk of **** that dripped off of you

when


> you were stomping around a couple of centuries ago. I'm thinking of

turning


> it into a spa in the near future.


>


> As for the VK Phan Klub... I've taken it over. You're out, I'm in.

Period.


> This matter is concluded.

That's right. You just go on thinking that. It'll make things soooo much

easier if you don't fight it.

Smee


> --


> Tim Weaver


>


> "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,


> difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-


> boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."


>


> - Gene Spafford, 1992

 
D

david hillstrom

Guest
On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:42:40 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

wrote:


>On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:54:35 -0500, in the land of


>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>


>got double secret probation for writing:


>


>>On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:55:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>


>>wrote:


>>


>>>On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:41:34 -0500, in the land of


>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>


>>>got double secret probation for writing:


>>>


>>>>On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:16:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>


>>>>wrote:


>>>>


>>>>>On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:11:48 -0500, in the land of


>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>


>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:


>>>>>


>>>>>>On Thu, 4 Dec 2008 23:11:56 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>news:Xns9B6A7B96444B30Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>>> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>> > news:Xns9B6964D03E2B70Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>> >> wrote:


>>>>>>>> >>


>>>>>>>> >> >


>>>>>>>> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>> >> > news:Xns9B6885C96A9F20Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>> >> >> wrote:


>>>>>>>> >> >>


>>>>>>>> >> >> > Today, a green package arrived at my door, a fat one, stuffed


>>>>>>>fulla


>>>>>>>> >> >> > goodies. Teh puppeis know what green packages mean and stood at my


>>>>>>>> >> >> > feet till I opened it and tossed them the rope *****. That left me


>>>>>>>> >> >> > free to taste, giggle over, insert batteries in, and admire the


>>>>>>>rest


>>>>>>>> >> >> > of the contents. I have to find someone to translate the little


>>>>>>>> >> >> > cookbook, but I'm pretty sure there's a Swedish lady right here in


>>>>>>>> >> >> > town who can do that for me.


>>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>>> >> >> > I do so love fat green packages from Sweden!! I was entranced by


>>>>>>>the


>>>>>>>> >> >> > teeny little spring-type clothes pins, the light show hammer pen,


>>>>>>>> the


>>>>>>>> >> >> > *** jule stickers, well all of it really.


>>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>>> >> >> > The triangular light went on my nightstand.


>>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>>> >> >> > By the way, the squeaky bananas are still the all time favorites


>>>>>>>and


>>>>>>>> >> >> > the tire alarm clock sits beside my computer.


>>>>>>>> >> >> >


>>>>>>>> >> >> > Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou,.


>>>>>>>> >> >>


>>>>>>>> >> >> Veronica is the wayest coolest Swedish chick in all of the


>>>>>>>> Scandinavian


>>>>>>>> >> >> Peninsula! I want to hug her and squeeze her and zerbert her belly.


>>>>>>>> >> >


>>>>>>>> >> > I have to agree with you, but I think I'll zerbert her neck instead.


>>>>>>>> >>


>>>>>>>> >> I will make no comment here. So many interesting zerbert jokes shot


>>>>>>>> >> through my brain, I almost had a seizure. All of them would have


>>>>>>>gotten


>>>>>>>> >> me slapped. Therefore, I will let you make your own zerbert joke about


>>>>>>>> one


>>>>>>>> >> person zerberting a belly, one person zerberting a neck and zerberts


>>>>>>>> >> meeting in the middle. But remember, this is your joke, not mind. I


>>>>>>>> >> didn't post it.


>>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>>> > You got that zerbert thing right out of an old Bill Cosby show.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> That's where I first heard it, yes. It's part of the American lexicon


>>>>>>>> today.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> >> You perv!


>>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>>> > Thank you.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Welcome.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> >> > Smee, Prez of the VK Phan Klub


>>>>>>>> >>


>>>>>>>> >> I call shotgun.


>>>>>>>> >


>>>>>>>> > I veto your nomination.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> I didn't nominate myself, I ~called~ it. I'm riding shotgun. That's that


>>>>>>>> and that'll be that and that's the end of that.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Sorry. Arbitrary self-appointments are only valid when I say they are. And I


>>>>>>>say yours isn't. And that's the end of that.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Smee the Arbitrator and Prez of the VK Phan Klub


>>>>>>


>>>>>>can i have a cookie, please?


>>>>>


>>>>><flatulates>


>>>>>sure.


>>>>


>>>><hauty> not you, ratz. i want home cooked cookies. </hauty>


>>>


>>>You mean, soft, chewy Peanut Butter Cookies, perfect for dipping in


>>>milk?


>>


>><slobber>


>


>Guess what I just ate.

ratus bastardus.

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

 
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