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Tim Weaver
Guest
mixed nuts wrote:
> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>> In message
>> <Xns9B36613194A080Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>
>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>
>>>> In message
>>>> <Xns9B35DEE9CDB170Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>>>
>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In message
>>>>>> <Xns9B356A82874BC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In message
>>>>>>>> <Xns9B3520EC318A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>>>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In message <a87te4tnm3cmeg94i1d7alt642sqkfcasr@4ax.com>, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> writes
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>>>>>> ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:08:14 -0400, Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in
>>>>>>>>>>>> All of
>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the mimuss I've known, "mimus" is the mimusiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:11:09 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:03:54 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy
in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All of Usenet" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the dave hillstroms I've known, "dave hillstrom"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstromiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:21:08 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boy in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All of Usenet" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the dave hillstroms I've known, "dave hillstrom"
is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dave hillstromiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 21:01:25 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in All of Usenet" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the dave hillstroms I've known, "dave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom" is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dave hillstromiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:55:50 -0700, Chairman Cow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <covvtsetung@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <10zn7hwvcq2uy$.1dam855j3grlo$.dlg@40tude.net>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tinmimus99@hotmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Give me, yoour, fol- low- upsss . . . doooooo . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'mm . . . haaaaalff . . . craaa . . . aaaa . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> zzzzzzyyyyy . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allllll . . . fffff . . . fffff . . . orrrrrrrrr
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nnnnnewwwww . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posssssts . . . ffffrrrooommmmmmm . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Open the pod bay door, HAL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <watches the whales come in>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you doing, Dave? LOL?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fwap><fwap><fwap><fwap>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO EASY!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I SHOULD GET THE UPA AWARD OF THE MELLONIUM FOR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THIS!!!@!@!@!@!@
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i dont know what ~you~ did to deserve anything. i mean,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ~i~ was doing all the work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your name is "Dave," and you happened into a "2001"
schtick.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's what you mean, then your mother (God bless her)
is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the won who really did "all the work." I, however,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> delivered the zinger, and that's all that really matters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i believe that, technically, you set UP for the zinger,
which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was, of course, delivered by me. here, have some cheese.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look like you need it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you both totally mishandled the chance of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> millenium.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <takes cheese>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, and you would have done it better, hmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> AND WHO WORKED HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE STARTING THE
>>>>>>>>>>>> THREAD? HM? HM?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's what is called a "setup." You introduced the
>>>>>>>>>>> premise, and I delivered the zinger. You, Mimus, set me up.
>>>>>>>>>>> WHY DOES NO
>>>>>>>>>>> WON WANT TO GIVE ME ANY GODDAMN CREDIT AROUND HEERE!?!!?!@
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Exactly ... I came here to die but nobody has even tried to
>>>>>>>>>> shoot me
>>>>>>>>>> yet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I said I was going to cook you. Be patient.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well I hope you are almost ready because if somebody shoots me
first
>>>>>>>> then I'll just go off by the time you are ready to cook.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Go off?" Is that some kind of Brit expression for "die?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Go bad then. Or does that mean become a criminal ?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know; you said it.
>>>>
>>>> you don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
>>>
>>> That's how psychotic you are. Your mind is so strange, it gives even
>>> deities a headache while reading your mind. What to do? That one is
>>> easy: a two part solution.
>>>
>>> 1) Stop reading your chicken mind. 2) Steamroller.
>>
>> I haven't seen a steamroller in years ... good luck with finding one.
>>
> They're ubiqitous. They may run on No.2 diesel but they're still
> steamrollers in the US. You brits have some really quaint names for
> stuff too - like there was this brit chick doing a postdoc at work who
> had the mirror knocked off her car by some bozo driving a truck
> according to Boston rules (just go - looking is a sign of weakness). We
> couldn't figure out what she was talking about until terms like 'lorry'
> and 'roundabout' and 'bloke' were defined. At least she was driving on
> the right side of the road which is the wrong side of the road in England.
Yeah, the terms don't really matter, but she better get that "right side of
the road" thing right.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992
> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>> In message
>> <Xns9B36613194A080Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>
>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>
>>>> In message
>>>> <Xns9B35DEE9CDB170Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>>>
>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In message
>>>>>> <Xns9B356A82874BC0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In message
>>>>>>>> <Xns9B3520EC318A0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>>>>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> writes
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In message <a87te4tnm3cmeg94i1d7alt642sqkfcasr@4ax.com>, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>> <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> writes
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>>>>>> ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:08:14 -0400, Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in
>>>>>>>>>>>> All of
>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the mimuss I've known, "mimus" is the mimusiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:11:09 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:03:54 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy
in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All of Usenet" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the dave hillstroms I've known, "dave hillstrom"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstromiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:21:08 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boy in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All of Usenet" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the dave hillstroms I've known, "dave hillstrom"
is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dave hillstromiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 21:01:25 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in All of Usenet" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of all the dave hillstroms I've known, "dave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom" is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dave hillstromiest.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:55:50 -0700, Chairman Cow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <covvtsetung@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <10zn7hwvcq2uy$.1dam855j3grlo$.dlg@40tude.net>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tinmimus99@hotmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Give me, yoour, fol- low- upsss . . . doooooo . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'mm . . . haaaaalff . . . craaa . . . aaaa . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> zzzzzzyyyyy . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allllll . . . fffff . . . fffff . . . orrrrrrrrr
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nnnnnewwwww . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posssssts . . . ffffrrrooommmmmmm . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Open the pod bay door, HAL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <watches the whales come in>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you doing, Dave? LOL?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fwap><fwap><fwap><fwap>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO EASY!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I SHOULD GET THE UPA AWARD OF THE MELLONIUM FOR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THIS!!!@!@!@!@!@
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i dont know what ~you~ did to deserve anything. i mean,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ~i~ was doing all the work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your name is "Dave," and you happened into a "2001"
schtick.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's what you mean, then your mother (God bless her)
is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the won who really did "all the work." I, however,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> delivered the zinger, and that's all that really matters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i believe that, technically, you set UP for the zinger,
which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was, of course, delivered by me. here, have some cheese.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look like you need it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you both totally mishandled the chance of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> millenium.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <takes cheese>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, and you would have done it better, hmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> AND WHO WORKED HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE STARTING THE
>>>>>>>>>>>> THREAD? HM? HM?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's what is called a "setup." You introduced the
>>>>>>>>>>> premise, and I delivered the zinger. You, Mimus, set me up.
>>>>>>>>>>> WHY DOES NO
>>>>>>>>>>> WON WANT TO GIVE ME ANY GODDAMN CREDIT AROUND HEERE!?!!?!@
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Exactly ... I came here to die but nobody has even tried to
>>>>>>>>>> shoot me
>>>>>>>>>> yet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I said I was going to cook you. Be patient.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well I hope you are almost ready because if somebody shoots me
first
>>>>>>>> then I'll just go off by the time you are ready to cook.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Go off?" Is that some kind of Brit expression for "die?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Go bad then. Or does that mean become a criminal ?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know; you said it.
>>>>
>>>> you don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
>>>
>>> That's how psychotic you are. Your mind is so strange, it gives even
>>> deities a headache while reading your mind. What to do? That one is
>>> easy: a two part solution.
>>>
>>> 1) Stop reading your chicken mind. 2) Steamroller.
>>
>> I haven't seen a steamroller in years ... good luck with finding one.
>>
> They're ubiqitous. They may run on No.2 diesel but they're still
> steamrollers in the US. You brits have some really quaint names for
> stuff too - like there was this brit chick doing a postdoc at work who
> had the mirror knocked off her car by some bozo driving a truck
> according to Boston rules (just go - looking is a sign of weakness). We
> couldn't figure out what she was talking about until terms like 'lorry'
> and 'roundabout' and 'bloke' were defined. At least she was driving on
> the right side of the road which is the wrong side of the road in England.
Yeah, the terms don't really matter, but she better get that "right side of
the road" thing right.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992