Re: NOMINATION: 2-Belo for the Hook Line & Sinker (was: Re: please have a seat in this comfy chair,

The 2-Belo wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
> combination:
>
> [...]
>
>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs being
>>> generated. Wizened-draggy-udders? Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>> What OS do you use?
>
> I refuse to answer that question as it is against my religious principles.
>
>
> coughcoughwindowscough
Did I squirt to violently during your last facial? I hope you swallow a
majority of the jizz deposited on your face.
>
>
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
> combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou chewet. Thou
>> grease-covered, boil-brained pernicious usurer. Thou mere gypsy. Thou
>> stinking haddock. Ye bubbled and ye groveled:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo and alt.fan.karl-malden.nose is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>> combination:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou lily-livered.
>>>> Would thou were clean enough to spit on. Thou monkey. Thou unfit for
>>>> any place but hell. Ye scribbled and ye extruded:
>>> Oh, and by the way, what a hideous attrib.
>> It's supposed to be.
>
> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs being generated.
> Wizened-draggy-udders? Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>
>> BTW, your parody of the headers was very funny.
>
> bows
Dontcha mean c0cksucks... that is what you're best known for. As$clown
>
>
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> The 2-Belo and alt.fan.karl-malden.nose is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou lily-livered.
>> Would thou were clean enough to spit on. Thou monkey. Thou unfit for any
>> place but hell. Ye scribbled and ye extruded:
>
> Oh, and by the way, what a hideous attrib.
Tard critiques are always hilarious. You obvious still have you head
deep up your as$hole.
>
>
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> The 2-Belo and alt.fan.karl-malden.nose is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou madam mitigation.
>> Thou most smiling. Thou drunk grease ball. Thou spleeny mumbling fool.
>> Ye grumbled and ye irrupted:
>>
>>> Zit-faced teen queen with insignificant peter and substandard
>>> coin-slot would die for swollen widget for high-spirited bull
>>> sessions. Mail me at <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>
> X-Comment-1: In the view of the author, the material is likely to be considered
> X-Comment-2: extremely ****ing boring except for children according to the
> X-Comment-3: Australian National Penal Peon Classification Code, though not
> X-Comment-4: Prohibited or Potential Prohibited Pecks of Pickled Peppers
> X-Comment-5: content. You have a right to cry like a baby to the Asstralian
> X-Comment-6: Broadcasting Authority (R.O.O.) about why the author is such a
> X-Comment-7: boring freakazoid; and you have the right to know about the
> X-Comment-8: procedures by which he flops down on the ground at night with his
> X-Comment-4: six detoothed wombats and hunkers down for some hot wet steamy
> X-Comment-6: man-to-marsupial action!!1!!!oneoneone. Visit
> X-Comment-2x+4=28:
> www.aba.gov.au/internet/complaints/...laints/goddammitthisisalongURL/complaints.htm
> X-Comment-2E+1^29: or visit the Strine Intuhnit Syefty Advois'ry Bady's
> X-Comment-3.14: (M.A.T.E.) NetAlert websoite at www.netalert.net.au, and is
> X-Comment-0: also in charge of the sheep dip.
>
You breath smell like monkey c0ck.. Did you c0ck suck me while I was
asleep fagboi
>
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> The 2-Belo and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou rogue and peasant
>> slave. Thou malignant thing. Thou ineffective double heart. Thou
>> disgusting puffball. Ye dissented and ye prated:
>>
>>> I feel this intense depersonalisation. The I get burning anexity for
>>> years and all these weird side-effects like HIVES!!!!!
>
> Tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of deja-vu: that strange
> feeling we sometimes get... when we... AAAAAGGGGH!
>
>

Tonight on "Alt.Flame" we examine the phenomenon of usenet
homosexuality: A 2-belo case study

You tranny behavior will be closely examined, little c nt
 
Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
combination:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady. As
>goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend and
>shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>
>> [Mumble]
>>
>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs being
>>>> generated. Wizened-draggy-udders? Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>
>>> What OS do you use?
>>
>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>
>>
>> coughcoughwindowscough
>
>If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail address is
>nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>
>Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's you and
>not an imposter.

"Semprini"?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
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"I found the 'Nose a newsgroup of bricks, and left it
a newsgroup of marble." -- Raoul Xemblinosky III (attributed)
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
> combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady. As
>> goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend and
>> shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>
>>> [Mumble]
>>>
>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs being
>>>>> generated. Wizened-draggy-udders? Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>> What OS do you use?
>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>
>>>
>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail address is
>> nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>
>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's you and
>> not an imposter.
>
> "Semprini"?
Why don't you just c0cksuck him in a public men's restroom and get it
over with, C ntyMcC nt.

You two tards deserve each other. You can lame each other to death
>
>
 
The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish midnight
hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and shallow innocent.
Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled and ye sniveled:

> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady.
>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend
>> and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>
>>> [Mumble]
>>>
>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>
>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>
>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>
>>>
>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>
>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>
>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>> you and not an imposter.
>
> "Semprini"?

I can't say. It's a secret.

Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish midnight
> hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and shallow innocent.
> Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled and ye sniveled:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady.
>>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend
>>> and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>
>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>
>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>
>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>>> you and not an imposter.
>> "Semprini"?
>
> I can't say. It's a secret.
>
> Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.
>
Jeff Boyd is c0ck agnostic. He will suck anything attached to a set of bal1s
 
Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
combination:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish midnight
>hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and shallow innocent.
>Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled and ye sniveled:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady.
>>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend
>>> and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>
>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>
>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>>
>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>>
>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>>
>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>
>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>>> you and not an imposter.
>>
>> "Semprini"?
>
>I can't say. It's a secret.
>
>Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.

Rats. Too late.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Diamond Hammer of Thor 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20

"I found the 'Nose a newsgroup of bricks, and left it
a newsgroup of marble." -- Raoul Xemblinosky III (attributed)
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
> combination:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish midnight
>> hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and shallow innocent.
>> Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled and ye sniveled:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady.
>>>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend
>>>> and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>>
>>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>>
>>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>>>> you and not an imposter.
>>> "Semprini"?
>> I can't say. It's a secret.
>>
>> Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.
>
> Rats. Too late.
>
Jeff le fagg0t Boyd are you ducking me...? If so Why? Did something
send a chill up your c0cksucking spine? What was it?
>
Is your favorite song, "I think I'm turning Japanese!"?
 
On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:05:26 +0000, The Demon Prince of Absurdity did
the cha-cha, and screamed:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish midnight
>> hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and shallow
>> innocent. Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled and ye
>> sniveled:
>>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady.
>>>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend
>>>> and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>>
>>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>>
>>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's you
>>>> and not an imposter.
>>> "Semprini"?
>>
>> I can't say. It's a secret.
>>
>> Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.
>
> Jeff Boyd is c0ck agnostic. He will suck anything attached to a set of
> bal1s

OMGss, you learned his name. I wouldn't have thought you had it in
you...It's only on his website, after all. And abbreviated, in his .sig.
And known far and wide across ****ing usenet.

--
________________________________________________________________________
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"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
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Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
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About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:01:22 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> transparently proposed:

>Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>combination:
>
>[...]
>
>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs being
>>> generated. Wizened-draggy-udders? Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>
>>What OS do you use?
>
>I refuse to answer that question as it is against my religious principles.

principles, in the flonk, auk, nose or that dead group over there ->

DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEDDDDDD all of us.

>
>
>coughcoughwindowscough

wot?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:23:37 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> transparently proposed:

>Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>combination:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish midnight
>>hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and shallow innocent.
>>Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled and ye sniveled:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil lady.
>>>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile fiend
>>>> and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>>
>>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>>>
>>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>>>
>>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>>
>>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>>>> you and not an imposter.
>>>
>>> "Semprini"?
>>
>>I can't say. It's a secret.
>>
>>Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.
>
>Rats. Too late.

Again, ****! I am always late.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:34:17 +0000, Text Medium No. 5 sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:05:26 +0000, The Demon Prince of Absurdity did
>> the cha-cha, and screamed:
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish
>>>> midnight hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and
>>>> shallow innocent. Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled
>>>> and ye sniveled:
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>>>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil
>>>>>> lady. As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile
>>>>>> fiend and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>>>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>>>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>>>>>> you and not an imposter.
>>>>> "Semprini"?
>>>> I can't say. It's a secret.
>>>>
>>>> Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.
>>> Jeff Boyd is c0ck agnostic. He will suck anything attached to a set of
>>> bal1s
>>
>> OMGss, you learned his name. I wouldn't have thought you had it in
>> you...It's only on his website, after all. And abbreviated, in his
>> .sig. And known far and wide across ****ing usenet.
> He seems to be ducking me now..Tards always fear the most successful
> tardstompers. I guess that why I have you quaking in your kinky boots.

A selection of your many, many k00ksigns:

http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be ****ed with.

K00ksign in the above Monkeypoast:

If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

Just FYI. HTH, HAND. Meow.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069
"Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy.

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>

"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID: <45E22F00.5070103@yahoo.com>

"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia

>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.

"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>

At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
 
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:34:17 +0000, Text Medium No. 5 sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>> On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:05:26 +0000, The Demon Prince of Absurdity did
>>> the cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou currish
>>>>> midnight hag. Thou conceited my lady tongue. Thou incapable and
>>>>> shallow innocent. Thou tardy-gaited, villainous vile worm. Ye howled
>>>>> and ye sniveled:
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
>>>>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> Thou uncivil
>>>>>>> lady. As goodness is poison to your stomach. Thou fiddlehead. Vile
>>>>>>> fiend and shameless courtesan. Ye sent forth and ye blurted:
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man [mumble] alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk [blah]
>>>>>>>> [mumble] [snivel] combination:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [Mumble]
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm also thoroughly enjoying the random hyphenated message IDs
>>>>>>>>>> being generated. Wizened-draggy-udders?
>>>>>>>>>> Hahahahaas;lkdhakdsjhfklahhahaha.
>>>>>>>>> What OS do you use?
>>>>>>>> [Blah] refuse [mumble] [blah] [mumble] [blah] as [blah] [mumble]
>>>>>>>> [bok-bok-bokaark] my [screech] principles.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> coughcoughwindowscough
>>>>>>> If it's XP or Vista and you want a copy of Berserker IV, my mail
>>>>>>> address is nospam.nospm.nospam@gmail.com
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Make sure you mention the secret word in the email so I know it's
>>>>>>> you and not an imposter.
>>>>>> "Semprini"?
>>>>> I can't say. It's a secret.
>>>>>
>>>>> Offer closes 10:15PM EST, 8:15PM WST.
>>>> Jeff Boyd is c0ck agnostic. He will suck anything attached to a set of
>>>> bal1s
>>> OMGss, you learned his name. I wouldn't have thought you had it in
>>> you...It's only on his website, after all. And abbreviated, in his
>>> .sig. And known far and wide across ****ing usenet.
>> He seems to be ducking me now..Tards always fear the most successful
>> tardstompers. I guess that why I have you quaking in your kinky boots.
>
> A selection of your many, many k00ksigns:
>
> http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
> TEH WAY OF THE K00K
> Never learn from your mistakes.
> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
> Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
> Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
> Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
> Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
> Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
> When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
> each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
> claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
> It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
> poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
> rent, to name just two.
> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
> they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
> Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
> there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
> is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
> stores, and absolutely not to be ****ed with.
>
> K00ksign in the above Monkeypoast:
>
> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
> they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
>
> Just FYI. HTH, HAND. Meow.
>

Snarky McKinHole is a as$hole of the highest degree. here's some of his
innermost confessions:



"I love horse c0ck, ..." -- DevHole admits his love of horse penis
publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.12.38.11.237669@statements.likeyours>

"When a gerbil starts kicking around inside of me, I feel all good
inside." -- DevHole gives one reason why he loves gerbil stuffing in, "I
love horse c0ck, ..." -- DevHole admits his love of horse penis publicly
for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.05.12.35.11.236969@statements.likeyours>

"I hate getting anal stitches. My daddy never lets me heal properly." --
DevHole whines about the after effects of his daddy bunghole rapings in
, message-Id: <pan.2007.01.29.11.49.11.236123@statements.likeyours>

"I had my first mental breakdown when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a bottomboy." -- DevHole
describes his path to homosexuality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16.11.29.12.238234@statements.likeyours>

"My daddy gave me a pony for my 11th birthday. Little did he know the
pony was riding me too." -- DevHole descrines his path to bestiality in,
Message-Id: <pan.2007.01.17.12.04.13.237721@statements.likeyours>

"My parents excepted the fact that I love horse genitalia. I haven't
told them about my cravings for gerbils yet. " -- DevHole tries to let
his parents in on his trisexuality in. Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.03.10.31.11.235412@statements.likeyours>
 

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