Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 18 Apr 2008.

[dave hillstrom]

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>Days......................: 7
>Total No. of Articles.....: 1279

we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.

>Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>Total Volume..............: 4708
>Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 74
>Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%

we are too damned long for demon.local

>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>
>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%

bot

> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%

~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.

> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%

i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.

> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%

im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
spazzed out matthew.

> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%

falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.

> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%

who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
remember why.

> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 39 5.6 3.0%

youve been out trolling, havent you. i know your sort. but i beat
you. i did. i mentioned hollys name ONCE in alt.config ONLY and
POOF she appeared out of nowhere into the flonk! yay!

> 8. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 25 3.6 2.0%

homo.

> 9. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 24 3.4 1.9%

kitten ruled wine conosoeur and bovine in residence. moo. needs
work.

> 10. Avoid normal situations...........................: 17 2.4 1.3%

what the ****?

> 11. knoxy.............................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
> 12. pscissons.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%

i have nothing to say about these two slackers.

> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3 1.3%

<smep>

> 14. Steve Leyland.....................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
> 15. Meat Plow.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%

neredowells

> 16. Menjy.............................................: 11 1.6 0.9%

PUT ON YER ****IN READING GLASSES, GRAMPS!!!

> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%

disapointing outing. needs spankings.

> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
> 19. metro-golden-meower...............................: 9 1.3 0.7%

neredowells. at least weavers in the killfile. <giggle>

> 20. Shirley...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%

kitten hunter

> 21. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
> 22. kcannon...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%

KATHY!!!!! its been so long since ive seen your name! HAHAHAHHAHAAAA

> 23. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%

slacker.

> 24. s007ii............................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
> 25. John \"C\.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
> 26. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
> 27. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 7 1.0 0.5%
> 28. Jasmin Terzic.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
> 29. ah................................................: 6 0.9 0.5%

neredowells

> 30. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 6 0.9 0.5%

ahem

> 31. freddy............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
> 32. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 4 0.6 0.3%
> 33. NiggydaHoe........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 34. Naked Gonad.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 35. Nicklas...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 36. Percival Cornelius................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 37. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%

EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.

> 39. pandora...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 40. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 41. WindsorFox<SS>....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 42. gb6724@yahoo.com..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 43. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 44. Bill Palmer.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 45. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 46. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%

trolled du jour.

> 48. Patty O'Furniture.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 49. bobofficer........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 50. Dr. Ron...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 51. History of Internet Advertisement.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 52. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 53. nuny@bid.nes......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 54. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 55. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 56. Adrian Smith......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 57. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 58. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 59. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 60. News..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 61. Pearly Soames.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 62. Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 63. Rob Derhak........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 64. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 65. ThePsyko..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 66. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 67. WingFlaps.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 68. chatnoir..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 69. chillin'..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 70. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 71. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 72. jason jason.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 73. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 74. s007ii exe........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>===========================================================================
> 1. A New Hope........................................: 653 93.4 13.9%

ok, now, STAIN! 2-BELO! get in here THIS MINUTE!! GO TO YOUR
ROOMS!!! NOW!!!

> 2. Hatter defends his Corporate Overlords............: 190 27.2 4.0%
> 3. FlonkNews: Tectonic Plate Breaking Off Oregon?....: 155 22.2 3.3%
> 4. I'm Just So ****in Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tit: 154 22.0 3.3%
> 5. Homo! LOL.........................................: 122 17.5 2.6%
> 6. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 106 15.2 2.3%
> 7. Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning..: 106 15.2 2.3%
> 8. Is that a Chapstick in my pocket or am I just thin: 101 14.5 2.2%
> 9. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 94 13.5 2.0%
> 10. Americans are racists.............................: 92 13.2 2.0%


>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>==========================================
> 1. demon.local..................................................: 523
> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 522
> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 508
> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 499
> 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 418
> 6. alt.flame....................................................: 389
> 7. alt.2600.....................................................: 345
> 8. alt.troll....................................................: 324
> 9. rec.humor....................................................: 182
> 10. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 162

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

[mimus]

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:45:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>>Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>>Days......................: 7
>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
>
> we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.

But not the Peyton Place stuff, please.

>>Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>>Total Volume..............: 4708
>>Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>>Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>>Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>>Total Posters This Week...: 74
>>Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>
> we are too damned long for demon.local

Pan screams every time I post.

<click> and die, mofo!

>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
>
> bot
>
>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
>
> ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.

I wish he'd get a girlfriend.

>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
>
> i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
>
>> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
>
> im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
> spazzed out matthew.
>
>> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
>
> falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.

RL. Ugh.

>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
>
> who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
> remember why.

Hophead finally gone completely undecipherable?

>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 39 5.6 3.0%
>
> youve been out trolling, havent you. i know your sort. but i beat
> you. i did. i mentioned hollys name ONCE in alt.config ONLY and
> POOF she appeared out of nowhere into the flonk! yay!
>
>> 8. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 25 3.6 2.0%
>
> homo.
>
>> 9. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 24 3.4 1.9%
>
> kitten ruled wine conosoeur and bovine in residence. moo. needs
> work.
>
>> 10. Avoid normal situations...........................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>
> what the ****?
>
>> 11. knoxy.............................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>> 12. pscissons.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>
> i have nothing to say about these two slackers.
>
>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>
> <smep>
>
>> 14. Steve Leyland.....................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>> 15. Meat Plow.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>
> neredowells
>
>> 16. Menjy.............................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>
> PUT ON YER ****IN READING GLASSES, GRAMPS!!!
>
>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>
> disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>
>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>> 19. metro-golden-meower...............................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>
> neredowells. at least weavers in the killfile. <giggle>
>
>> 20. Shirley...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>
> kitten hunter
>
>> 21. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>> 22. kcannon...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>
> KATHY!!!!! its been so long since ive seen your name! HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>
>> 23. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>
> slacker.
>
>> 24. s007ii............................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>> 25. John \"C\.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>> 26. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>> 27. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 7 1.0 0.5%

This is the cutoff point.

Everybody below a post a day gets put on report.

From here down:

>> 28. Jasmin Terzic.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 29. ah................................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>
> neredowells
>
>> 30. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>
> ahem

Threaten to capitalize h^h^it.

>> 31. freddy............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 32. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 33. NiggydaHoe........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 34. Naked Gonad.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 35. Nicklas...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 36. Percival Cornelius................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 37. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>
> EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell never
> see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz, like,
> YOU WONT BE ON IT.

He's dozing his life away surrounded by take-out spaghetti cartons.

I just know it.

>> 39. pandora...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 40. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 41. WindsorFox<SS>....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 42. gb6724@yahoo.com..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 43. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 44. Bill Palmer.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 45. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 46. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>
> trolled du jour.

Some non-Flonk history here, I take it.

>> 48. Patty O'Furniture.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 49. bobofficer........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 50. Dr. Ron...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 51. History of Internet Advertisement.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 52. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 53. nuny@bid.nes......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 54. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 55. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 56. Adrian Smith......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 57. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 58. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 59. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 60. News..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 61. Pearly Soames.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 62. Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 63. Rob Derhak........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 64. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 65. ThePsyko..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 66. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 67. WingFlaps.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 68. chatnoir..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 69. chillin'..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 70. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 71. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 72. jason jason.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 73. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 74. s007ii exe........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>
>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>Share
>>===========================================================================
>> 1. A New Hope........................................: 653 93.4 13.9%
>
> ok, now, STAIN! 2-BELO! get in here THIS MINUTE!! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!
> NOW!!!
>
>> 2. Hatter defends his Corporate Overlords............: 190 27.2 4.0%
>> 3. FlonkNews: Tectonic Plate Breaking Off Oregon?....: 155 22.2 3.3%
>> 4. I'm Just So ****in Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tit: 154 22.0 3.3%
>> 5. Homo! LOL.........................................: 122 17.5 2.6%
>> 6. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 106 15.2 2.3%
>> 7. Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning..: 106 15.2 2.3%
>> 8. Is that a Chapstick in my pocket or am I just thin: 101 14.5 2.2%
>> 9. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 94 13.5 2.0%
>> 10. Americans are racists.............................: 92 13.2 2.0%

Only two of the Top Ten threads are specifically Flonk threads.

<sigh>

Oh, well, it's not like the place hasn't been what is technically called a
"smoldering crater" from the first . . . .

>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>==========================================
>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 523

They need the extra .sig traffic, eh?

>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 522

Who what?

>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 508
>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 499
>> 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 418
>> 6. alt.flame....................................................: 389
>> 7. alt.2600.....................................................: 345
>> 8. alt.troll....................................................: 324
>> 9. rec.humor....................................................: 182
>> 10. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 162

Damn, technically I guess most Flonk posts should be double-posted to--
er, never mind.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

[Art Deco]

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
><stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>>Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>>Days......................: 7
>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
>
>we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
>
>>Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>>Total Volume..............: 4708
>>Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>>Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>>Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>>Total Posters This Week...: 74
>>Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>
>we are too damned long for demon.local
>
>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
>
>bot
>
>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
>
>~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>
>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
>
>i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
>
>> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
>
>im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
>spazzed out matthew.
>
>> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
>
>falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
>
>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
>
>who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>remember why.
>
>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 39 5.6 3.0%
>
>youve been out trolling, havent you. i know your sort. but i beat
>you. i did. i mentioned hollys name ONCE in alt.config ONLY and
> POOF she appeared out of nowhere into the flonk! yay!
>
>> 8. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 25 3.6 2.0%
>
>homo.
>
>> 9. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 24 3.4 1.9%
>
>kitten ruled wine conosoeur and bovine in residence. moo. needs
>work.
>
>> 10. Avoid normal situations...........................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>
>what the ****?
>
>> 11. knoxy.............................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>> 12. pscissons.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>
>i have nothing to say about these two slackers.
>
>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>
><smep>
>
>> 14. Steve Leyland.....................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>> 15. Meat Plow.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>
>neredowells
>
>> 16. Menjy.............................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>
>PUT ON YER ****IN READING GLASSES, GRAMPS!!!
>
>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>
>disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>
>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>> 19. metro-golden-meower...............................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>
>neredowells. at least weavers in the killfile. <giggle>
>
>> 20. Shirley...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>
>kitten hunter
>
>> 21. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>> 22. kcannon...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>
>KATHY!!!!! its been so long since ive seen your name! HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>
>> 23. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>
>slacker.
>
>> 24. s007ii............................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>> 25. ****brain.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>> 26. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>> 27. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>> 28. Jasmin Terzic.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>> 29. ah................................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>
>neredowells
>
>> 30. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>
>ahem
>
>> 31. freddy............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>> 32. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 4 0.6 0.3%
>> 33. NiggydaHoe........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 34. Naked Gonad.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 35. Nicklas...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 36. Percival Cornelius................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 37. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>
>EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
>like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>
>> 39. pandora...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 40. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 41. WindsorFox<SS>....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 42. gb6724@yahoo.com..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 43. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 44. Bill Palmer.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 45. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 46. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>
>trolled du jour.
>
>> 48. Patty O'Furniture.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 49. bobofficer........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>> 50. Dr. Ron...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 51. History of Internet Advertisement.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 52. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 53. nuny@bid.nes......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 54. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 55. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 56. Adrian Smith......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 57. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 58. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 59. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 60. News..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 61. Pearly Soames.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 62. Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 63. Rob Derhak........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 64. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 65. ThePsyko..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 66. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 67. WingFlaps.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 68. chatnoir..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 69. chillin'..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 70. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 71. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 72. jason jason.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 73. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 74. s007ii exe........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>
>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>===========================================================================
>> 1. A New Hope........................................: 653 93.4 13.9%
>
>ok, now, STAIN! 2-BELO! get in here THIS MINUTE!! GO TO YOUR
>ROOMS!!! NOW!!!
>
>> 2. Hatter defends his Corporate Overlords............: 190 27.2 4.0%
>> 3. FlonkNews: Tectonic Plate Breaking Off Oregon?....: 155 22.2 3.3%
>> 4. I'm Just So ****in Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tit: 154 22.0 3.3%
>> 5. Homo! LOL.........................................: 122 17.5 2.6%
>> 6. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 106 15.2 2.3%
>> 7. Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning..: 106 15.2 2.3%
>> 8. Is that a Chapstick in my pocket or am I just thin: 101 14.5 2.2%
>> 9. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 94 13.5 2.0%
>> 10. Americans are racists.............................: 92 13.2 2.0%
>
>
>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>==========================================
>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 523
>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 522
>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 508
>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 499
>> 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 418
>> 6. alt.flame....................................................: 389
>> 7. alt.2600.....................................................: 345
>> 8. alt.troll....................................................: 324
>> 9. rec.humor....................................................: 182
>> 10. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 162

I fixed the misattribution of this lame statsbot. HTH.

--
"Classic erroneous presupposition."
-- David Tholen

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:02:04 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
wrote:

>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>><stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>>>Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>>>Days......................: 7
>>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
>>
>>we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
>>
>>>Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>>>Total Volume..............: 4708
>>>Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>>>Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>>>Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>>>Total Posters This Week...: 74
>>>Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>
>>we are too damned long for demon.local
>>
>>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
>>
>>bot
>>
>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
>>
>>~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>>
>>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
>>
>>i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
>>
>>> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
>>
>>im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
>>spazzed out matthew.
>>
>>> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
>>
>>falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
>>
>>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
>>
>>who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>>remember why.
>>
>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 39 5.6 3.0%
>>
>>youve been out trolling, havent you. i know your sort. but i beat
>>you. i did. i mentioned hollys name ONCE in alt.config ONLY and
>> POOF she appeared out of nowhere into the flonk! yay!
>>
>>> 8. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 25 3.6 2.0%
>>
>>homo.
>>
>>> 9. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 24 3.4 1.9%
>>
>>kitten ruled wine conosoeur and bovine in residence. moo. needs
>>work.
>>
>>> 10. Avoid normal situations...........................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>>
>>what the ****?
>>
>>> 11. knoxy.............................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>>> 12. pscissons.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>>
>>i have nothing to say about these two slackers.
>>
>>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>>
>><smep>
>>
>>> 14. Steve Leyland.....................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>> 15. Meat Plow.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>
>>neredowells
>>
>>> 16. Menjy.............................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>>
>>PUT ON YER ****IN READING GLASSES, GRAMPS!!!
>>
>>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>>
>>disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>>
>>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>>> 19. metro-golden-meower...............................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>>neredowells. at least weavers in the killfile. <giggle>
>>
>>> 20. Shirley...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>
>>kitten hunter
>>
>>> 21. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>> 22. kcannon...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>
>>KATHY!!!!! its been so long since ive seen your name! HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>>
>>> 23. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>
>>slacker.
>>
>>> 24. s007ii............................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>> 25. ****brain.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>>> 26. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>>> 27. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>>> 28. Jasmin Terzic.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>>> 29. ah................................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>>
>>neredowells
>>
>>> 30. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>>
>>ahem
>>
>>> 31. freddy............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>>> 32. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 4 0.6 0.3%
>>> 33. NiggydaHoe........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>> 34. Naked Gonad.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>> 35. Nicklas...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>> 36. Percival Cornelius................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>> 37. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>
>>EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>>never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
>>like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>>
>>> 39. pandora...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>> 40. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 41. WindsorFox<SS>....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 42. gb6724@yahoo.com..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 43. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 44. Bill Palmer.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 45. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 46. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>
>>trolled du jour.
>>
>>> 48. Patty O'Furniture.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 49. bobofficer........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 50. Dr. Ron...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 51. History of Internet Advertisement.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 52. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 53. nuny@bid.nes......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 54. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 55. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 56. Adrian Smith......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 57. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 58. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 59. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 60. News..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 61. Pearly Soames.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 62. Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 63. Rob Derhak........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 64. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 65. ThePsyko..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 66. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 67. WingFlaps.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 68. chatnoir..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 69. chillin'..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 70. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 71. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 72. jason jason.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 73. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 74. s007ii exe........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>
>>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>>===========================================================================
>>> 1. A New Hope........................................: 653 93.4 13.9%
>>
>>ok, now, STAIN! 2-BELO! get in here THIS MINUTE!! GO TO YOUR
>>ROOMS!!! NOW!!!
>>
>>> 2. Hatter defends his Corporate Overlords............: 190 27.2 4.0%
>>> 3. FlonkNews: Tectonic Plate Breaking Off Oregon?....: 155 22.2 3.3%
>>> 4. I'm Just So ****in Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tit: 154 22.0 3.3%
>>> 5. Homo! LOL.........................................: 122 17.5 2.6%
>>> 6. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 106 15.2 2.3%
>>> 7. Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning..: 106 15.2 2.3%
>>> 8. Is that a Chapstick in my pocket or am I just thin: 101 14.5 2.2%
>>> 9. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 94 13.5 2.0%
>>> 10. Americans are racists.............................: 92 13.2 2.0%
>>
>>
>>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>==========================================
>>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 523
>>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 522
>>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 508
>>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 499
>>> 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 418
>>> 6. alt.flame....................................................: 389
>>> 7. alt.2600.....................................................: 345
>>> 8. alt.troll....................................................: 324
>>> 9. rec.humor....................................................: 182
>>> 10. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 162
>
>I fixed the misattribution of this lame statsbot. HTH.

thats right! you didnt even MAKE the list! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

[Art Deco]

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

>On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:02:04 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
>wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>><stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>>>>Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>>>>Days......................: 7
>>>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
>>>
>>>we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
>>>
>>>>Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>>>>Total Volume..............: 4708
>>>>Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>>>>Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>>>>Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>>>>Total Posters This Week...: 74
>>>>Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>>
>>>we are too damned long for demon.local
>>>
>>>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>>>
>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
>>>
>>>bot
>>>
>>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
>>>
>>>~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>>>
>>>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
>>>
>>>i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
>>>
>>>> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
>>>
>>>im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
>>>spazzed out matthew.
>>>
>>>> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
>>>
>>>falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
>>>
>>>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
>>>
>>>who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>>>remember why.
>>>
>>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 39 5.6 3.0%
>>>
>>>youve been out trolling, havent you. i know your sort. but i beat
>>>you. i did. i mentioned hollys name ONCE in alt.config ONLY and
>>> POOF she appeared out of nowhere into the flonk! yay!
>>>
>>>> 8. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 25 3.6 2.0%
>>>
>>>homo.
>>>
>>>> 9. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 24 3.4 1.9%
>>>
>>>kitten ruled wine conosoeur and bovine in residence. moo. needs
>>>work.
>>>
>>>> 10. Avoid normal situations...........................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>>>
>>>what the ****?
>>>
>>>> 11. knoxy.............................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
>>>> 12. pscissons.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>>>
>>>i have nothing to say about these two slackers.
>>>
>>>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
>>>
>>><smep>
>>>
>>>> 14. Steve Leyland.....................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>>> 15. Meat Plow.........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>>
>>>neredowells
>>>
>>>> 16. Menjy.............................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>>>
>>>PUT ON YER ****IN READING GLASSES, GRAMPS!!!
>>>
>>>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>>>
>>>disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>>>
>>>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
>>>> 19. metro-golden-meower...............................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>>
>>>neredowells. at least weavers in the killfile. <giggle>
>>>
>>>> 20. Shirley...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>>
>>>kitten hunter
>>>
>>>> 21. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>>> 22. kcannon...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>>
>>>KATHY!!!!! its been so long since ive seen your name! HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>>>
>>>> 23. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>>
>>>slacker.
>>>
>>>> 24. s007ii............................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
>>>> 25. ****brain.........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>>>> 26. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>>>> 27. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 7 1.0 0.5%
>>>> 28. Jasmin Terzic.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>>>> 29. ah................................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>>>
>>>neredowells
>>>
>>>> 30. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 6 0.9 0.5%
>>>
>>>ahem
>>>
>>>> 31. freddy............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
>>>> 32. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 4 0.6 0.3%
>>>> 33. NiggydaHoe........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>> 34. Naked Gonad.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>> 35. Nicklas...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>> 36. Percival Cornelius................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>> 37. PorkRhino.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>
>>>EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>>>never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
>>>like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>>>
>>>> 39. pandora...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>>> 40. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 41. WindsorFox<SS>....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 42. gb6724@yahoo.com..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 43. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 44. Bill Palmer.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 45. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 46. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>
>>>trolled du jour.
>>>
>>>> 48. Patty O'Furniture.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 49. bobofficer........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>> 50. Dr. Ron...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 51. History of Internet Advertisement.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 52. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 53. nuny@bid.nes......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 54. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?=...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 55. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 56. Adrian Smith......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 57. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 58. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 59. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 60. News..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 61. Pearly Soames.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 62. Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 63. Rob Derhak........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 64. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 65. ThePsyko..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 66. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 67. WingFlaps.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 68. chatnoir..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 69. chillin'..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 70. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 71. e7hrq4zo..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 72. jason jason.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 73. kenpisano.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>> 74. s007ii exe........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>
>>>
>>>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>>>===========================================================================
>>>> 1. A New Hope........................................: 653 93.4 13.9%
>>>
>>>ok, now, STAIN! 2-BELO! get in here THIS MINUTE!! GO TO YOUR
>>>ROOMS!!! NOW!!!
>>>
>>>> 2. Hatter defends his Corporate Overlords............: 190 27.2 4.0%
>>>> 3. FlonkNews: Tectonic Plate Breaking Off Oregon?....: 155 22.2 3.3%
>>>> 4. I'm Just So ****in Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tit: 154 22.0 3.3%
>>>> 5. Homo! LOL.........................................: 122 17.5 2.6%
>>>> 6. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 106 15.2 2.3%
>>>> 7. Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning..: 106 15.2 2.3%
>>>> 8. Is that a Chapstick in my pocket or am I just thin: 101 14.5 2.2%
>>>> 9. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 94 13.5 2.0%
>>>> 10. Americans are racists.............................: 92 13.2 2.0%
>>>
>>>
>>>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>>==========================================
>>>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 523
>>>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 522
>>>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 508
>>>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 499
>>>> 5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 418
>>>> 6. alt.flame....................................................: 389
>>>> 7. alt.2600.....................................................: 345
>>>> 8. alt.troll....................................................: 324
>>>> 9. rec.humor....................................................: 182
>>>> 10. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 162
>>
>>I fixed the misattribution of this lame statsbot. HTH.
>
>thats right! you didnt even MAKE the list! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

"I'll be back." -- Tholenator

--
"Classic erroneous presupposition."
-- David Tholen

 

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:20:09 -0400
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:45:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> > <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
> >
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >>
> >>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> >>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
> >>Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
> >>Days......................: 7
> >>Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
> >
> > we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
>
> But not the Peyton Place stuff, please.
>
> >>Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
> >>Total Volume..............: 4708
> >>Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
> >>Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
> >>Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
> >>Total Posters This Week...: 74
> >>Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
> >>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
> >
> > we are too damned long for demon.local
>
> Pan screams every time I post.
>
> <click> and die, mofo!
>
> >>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
> >>
> >>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >>===============================================================
> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
> >
> > bot
> >
> >> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
> >
> > ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>
> I wish he'd get a girlfriend.
>
> >> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
> >
> > i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
> >
> >> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
> >
> > im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
> > spazzed out matthew.
> >
> >> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
> >
> > falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
>
> RL. Ugh.
>
> >> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
> >
> > who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
> > remember why.
>
> Hophead finally gone completely undecipherable?
>

Jesus! Is this the thanks I get for countless hours of putting my heart & soul into my usenet p0asts?

man you people just dont appreciate comedy...

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/20/mccain-earmark-abc/

 

[mimus]

On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:47:42 -0700, §ñühw¤£f wrote:

> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:20:09 -0400
> mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:45:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> > <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>> >
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 7
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
>> >
>> > we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
>>
>> But not the Peyton Place stuff, please.
>>
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>> >> Total Volume..............: 4708
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 74
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>> >
>> > we are too damned long for demon.local
>>
>> Pan screams every time I post.
>>
>> <click> and die, mofo!
>>
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>> >>
>> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ===============================================================
>> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
>> >
>> > bot
>> >
>> >> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
>> >
>> > ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>>
>> I wish he'd get a girlfriend.
>>
>> >> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
>> >
>> > i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
>> >
>> >> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
>> >
>> > im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
>> > spazzed out matthew.
>> >
>> >> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
>> >
>> > falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
>>
>> RL. Ugh.
>>
>> >> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
>> >
>> > who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>> > remember why.
>>
>> Hophead finally gone completely undecipherable?
>
> Jesus! Is this the thanks I get for countless hours of putting my heart & soul into my usenet p0asts?
>
> man you people just dont appreciate comedy...

'T's wot you get for enciphering yerself . . . .

Although it's true I don't remember being enthralled by you lately.

Were you going under another nym, perhaps?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Let's get the hell out of here while we can still pass
our Rorschasch tests.

< _The Last Happy Hour_

 

[Pinku-Sensei]

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
news:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:

> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>
> we are too damned long for demon.local

Then why didn't you x-post to the froup, DAEV?

>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9
>> 40.4%
>
> bot
>
>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1
>> 8.8%
>
> ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.

Ever seen his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter

....

>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1
>> 3.9%
>
> who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
> remember why.

It's Jeff Relf, mad scientist and net-kook, infamous for his
"hand-rolled newsreader."

....

>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>> 1.3%

Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
than welcome.

....

>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6
>> 0.9%
>
> disapointing outing. needs spankings.

I'm sure you'd like to give her one.

....

>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4
>> 0.2%
>
> EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
> never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
> like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.

Ask Wavy about the reception rec.arts.anime.misc gave him a few years
ago.

....

>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3
>> 0.2%
>
> trolled du jour.

You should be /winking/. ;-)
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://club127.net/auk/

 

mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:47:42 -0700, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:20:09 -0400
> > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:45:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> >> > <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >>
> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >>
> >> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
> >> >> Days......................: 7
> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
> >> >
> >> > we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
> >>
> >> But not the Peyton Place stuff, please.
> >>
> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
> >> >> Total Volume..............: 4708
> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 74
> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
> >> >
> >> > we are too damned long for demon.local
> >>
> >> Pan screams every time I post.
> >>
> >> <click> and die, mofo!
> >>
> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
> >> >>
> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> ===============================================================
> >> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
> >> >
> >> > bot
> >> >
> >> >> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
> >> >
> >> > ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
> >>
> >> I wish he'd get a girlfriend.
> >>
> >> >> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
> >> >
> >> > i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
> >> >
> >> >> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
> >> >
> >> > im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
> >> > spazzed out matthew.
> >> >
> >> >> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
> >> >
> >> > falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
> >>
> >> RL. Ugh.
> >>
> >> >> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
> >> >
> >> > who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
> >> > remember why.
> >>
> >> Hophead finally gone completely undecipherable?
> >
> > Jesus! Is this the thanks I get for countless hours of putting my heart & soul into my usenet p0asts?
> >
> > man you people just dont appreciate comedy...
>
> 'T's wot you get for enciphering yerself . . . .
>
How is my nym "encyphereded"?
Upgrade yer font to see my kickass nym, yo.

> Although it's true I don't remember being enthralled by you lately.
>
You're soaking in it now.

> Were you going under another nym, perhaps?
>
Elvis Hitler?
Scrappy Du Hast?
Silverware?
Big Red Helmut?
Scratch The Badger?
Kane Fox?
Zenwolf?
Raoul Xemblinosvsky III?
James Caldwell?

--
___ ___ ___ ___
/\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \
/:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
/:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
/:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
\:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
\::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
\/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
/:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\
\/__/ \/__/ \/__/ \/__/


+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+
|S|a|y| |D|u|h| |t|o| |A|y|n| |R|a|n|d|
+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+

 

[mimus]

On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:11:39 -0500, §ñühw¤£f wrote:

> mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:47:42 -0700, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:20:09 -0400
>> > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:45:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> >> > <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
>> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
>> >> >> Days......................: 7
>> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
>> >> >
>> >> > we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
>> >>
>> >> But not the Peyton Place stuff, please.
>> >>
>> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
>> >> >> Total Volume..............: 4708
>> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
>> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
>> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
>> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 74
>> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
>> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>> >> >
>> >> > we are too damned long for demon.local
>> >>
>> >> Pan screams every time I post.
>> >>
>> >> <click> and die, mofo!
>> >>
>> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> >> ===============================================================
>> >> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
>> >> >
>> >> > bot
>> >> >
>> >> >> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
>> >> >
>> >> > ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>> >>
>> >> I wish he'd get a girlfriend.
>> >>
>> >> >> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
>> >> >
>> >> > i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
>> >> >
>> >> >> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
>> >> >
>> >> > im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
>> >> > spazzed out matthew.
>> >> >
>> >> >> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
>> >> >
>> >> > falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
>> >>
>> >> RL. Ugh.
>> >>
>> >> >> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1 3.9%
>> >> >
>> >> > who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>> >> > remember why.
>> >>
>> >> Hophead finally gone completely undecipherable?
>> >
>> > Jesus! Is this the thanks I get for countless hours of putting my heart & soul into my usenet p0asts?
>> >
>> > man you people just dont appreciate comedy...
>>
>> 'T's wot you get for enciphering yerself . . . .
>
> How is my nym "encyphereded"?
> Upgrade yer font to see my kickass nym, yo.
>
>> Although it's true I don't remember being enthralled by you lately.
>
> You're soaking in it now.
>
>> Were you going under another nym, perhaps?
>
> Elvis Hitler?
> Scrappy Du Hast?
> Silverware?
> Big Red Helmut?
> Scratch The Badger?
> Kane Fox?
> Zenwolf?
> Raoul Xemblinosvsky III?
> James Caldwell?

I bet yer tholen and Art Deco, too.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Since when is a mechanical cow an act of God?

< Goulart

 

On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:16:09 -0400
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:11:39 -0500, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>
> > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >
> >> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:47:42 -0700, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:20:09 -0400
> >> > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:45:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> >> >> > <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:03:49 GMT
> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:59:47 GMT
> >> >> >> Days......................: 7
> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1279
> >> >> >
> >> >> > we need more of this, but in the hand typed, non-bot sort of way.
> >> >>
> >> >> But not the Peyton Place stuff, please.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4821837
> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 4708
> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 182.7
> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 688833.9
> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 672 kB
> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 74
> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 27.37%
> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > we are too damned long for demon.local
> >> >>
> >> >> Pan screams every time I post.
> >> >>
> >> >> <click> and die, mofo!
> >> >>
> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> >> ===============================================================
> >> >> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9 40.4%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > bot
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1 8.8%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
> >> >>
> >> >> I wish he'd get a girlfriend.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 109 15.6 8.5%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > i thought i did that many just that day, fer shivas sake.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> 4. The 2-Belo........................................: 60 8.6 4.7%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > im glad to see that youre exploring the tard in you again. poor poor
> >> >> > spazzed out matthew.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> 5. mimus.............................................: 54 7.7 4.2%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > falling behind do to feline incursions and bulldozers.
> >> >>
> >> >> RL. Ugh.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=................: 50 7.1 3.9%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
> >> >> > remember why.
> >> >>
> >> >> Hophead finally gone completely undecipherable?
> >> >
> >> > Jesus! Is this the thanks I get for countless hours of putting my heart & soul into my usenet p0asts?
> >> >
> >> > man you people just dont appreciate comedy...
> >>
> >> 'T's wot you get for enciphering yerself . . . .
> >
> > How is my nym "encyphereded"?
> > Upgrade yer font to see my kickass nym, yo.
> >
> >> Although it's true I don't remember being enthralled by you lately.
> >
> > You're soaking in it now.
> >
> >> Were you going under another nym, perhaps?
> >
> > Elvis Hitler?
> > Scrappy Du Hast?
> > Silverware?
> > Big Red Helmut?
> > Scratch The Badger?
> > Kane Fox?
> > Zenwolf?
> > Raoul Xemblinosvsky III?
> > James Caldwell?
>
> I bet yer tholen and Art Deco, too.
>

I dont think anyone could stand being tholen besides tholen.

I'm Juan Valdez!
http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm

 

[dave hillstrom]

On 21 Apr 2008 19:00:19 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
<pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:

>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>news:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>
>> we are too damned long for demon.local
>
>Then why didn't you x-post to the froup, DAEV?

because, like i ~said~, were too damned long. put on your reading
glasses, damnit!

you and menjy. driving me to drink...

>>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9
>>> 40.4%
>>
>> bot
>>
>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1
>>> 8.8%
>>
>> ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>
>Ever seen his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry?
>
>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>
>...

i really like that page. its the faq we never had as kids.

>>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1
>>> 3.9%
>>
>> who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>> remember why.
>
>It's Jeff Relf, mad scientist and net-kook, infamous for his
>"hand-rolled newsreader."

so, who all is this Jeff Relf, anyway?

>>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>>> 1.3%
>
>Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>than welcome.

did you ban her before, or something retarded like that?

>...
>
>>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6
>>> 0.9%
>>
>> disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>
>I'm sure you'd like to give her one.

oolala! who wouldnt?!?!??!?!?!?!1111?!?!?!?!?!!

>...
>
>>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4
>>> 0.2%
>>
>> EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>> never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
>> like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>
>Ask Wavy about the reception rec.arts.anime.misc gave him a few years
>ago.

HEY WAVY!!!!!

>...
>
>>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3
>>> 0.2%
>>
>> trolled du jour.
>
>You should be /winking/. ;-)

;

only the shadow....
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

[Art Deco]

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

>On 21 Apr 2008 19:00:19 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
><pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>news:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>>
>>> we are too damned long for demon.local
>>
>>Then why didn't you x-post to the froup, DAEV?
>
>because, like i ~said~, were too damned long. put on your reading
>glasses, damnit!
>
>you and menjy. driving me to drink...
>
>>>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>>>
>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9
>>>> 40.4%
>>>
>>> bot
>>>
>>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1
>>>> 8.8%
>>>
>>> ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>>
>>Ever seen his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry?
>>
>>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>>
>>...
>
>i really like that page. its the faq we never had as kids.
>
>>>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1
>>>> 3.9%
>>>
>>> who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>>> remember why.
>>
>>It's Jeff Relf, mad scientist and net-kook, infamous for his
>>"hand-rolled newsreader."
>
>so, who all is this Jeff Relf, anyway?

He's from sci.physics and has recently joined the alt.astronomy
saucerheads. Here is one of his awards:

<http://www.club127.net/auk/search.php?search=relf>
>
>>>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>>>> 1.3%
>>
>>Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>>than welcome.
>
>did you ban her before, or something retarded like that?
>
>>...
>>
>>>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6
>>>> 0.9%
>>>
>>> disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>>
>>I'm sure you'd like to give her one.
>
>oolala! who wouldnt?!?!??!?!?!?!1111?!?!?!?!?!!
>
>>...
>>
>>>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4
>>>> 0.2%
>>>
>>> EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>>> never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
>>> like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>>
>>Ask Wavy about the reception rec.arts.anime.misc gave him a few years
>>ago.
>
>HEY WAVY!!!!!
>
>>...
>>
>>>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3
>>>> 0.2%
>>>
>>> trolled du jour.
>>
>>You should be /winking/. ;-)
>
>;
>
>only the shadow....

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

[Avoid normal situations.]

In alt.flame Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote:

[ 12 pages of unedited crap, followed by the deathless witticism... ]

> I fixed the misattribution of this lame statsbot. HTH.

Jesus. With the Kook/Flonk/Misc people around, who needs HFW?

plonk

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I just think God hits some people with the talent stick harder than He hits
others. And it kills a lot of people. It's like dynamite: they blow up. Like
Dylan Thomas or Thomas Wolfe." -- Stephen King

 

[veronica.karlsson@gmail.com]

On 21 Apr, 21:00, "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote:
> dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote innews:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>
> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> > <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
> >>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
> [...]
> >> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
> >> 1.3%
>
> Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
> than welcome.
>

"again"?

 

[mimus]

On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:57:00 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On 21 Apr 2008 19:00:19 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
> <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>> news:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>>
>>> we are too damned long for demon.local
>>
>> Then why didn't you x-post to the froup, DAEV?
>
> because, like i ~said~, were too damned long. put on your reading
> glasses, damnit!
>
> you and menjy. driving me to drink...
>
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9
>>>> 40.4%
>>>
>>> bot
>>>
>>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1
>>>> 8.8%
>>>
>>> ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>>
>> Ever seen his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry?
>>
>> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>>
>>...
>
> i really like that page. its the faq we never had as kids.
>
>>>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1
>>>> 3.9%
>>>
>>> who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>>> remember why.
>>
>>It's Jeff Relf, mad scientist and net-kook, infamous for his
>>"hand-rolled newsreader."
>
> so, who all is this Jeff Relf, anyway?
>
>>>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>>>> 1.3%
>>
>>Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>>than welcome.
>
> did you ban her before, or something retarded like that?
>
>>...
>>
>>>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6
>>>> 0.9%
>>>
>>> disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>>
>>I'm sure you'd like to give her one.
>
> oolala! who wouldnt?!?!??!?!?!?!1111?!?!?!?!?!!
>
>>...
>>
>>>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4
>>>> 0.2%
>>>
>>> EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>>> never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry, cuz,
>>> like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>>
>> Ask Wavy about the reception rec.arts.anime.misc gave him a few years
>> ago.
>
> HEY WAVY!!!!!

<SNORT>

Wavy got his ass kicked, Wavy got his ass kicked . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Give me some garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic!

< _The Devil is an Ass_

 

[mimus]

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:48:36 +0000, Avoid normal situations. wrote:

> In alt.flame Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> [ 12 pages of unedited crap, followed by the deathless witticism... ]
>
>> I fixed the misattribution of this lame statsbot. HTH.
>
> Jesus. With the Kook/Flonk/Misc people around, who needs HFW?
>
> plonk

But look at the nice jump in total bytes posted.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Give me some garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic!

< _The Devil is an Ass_

 

[mimus]

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:16:51 -0700, veronica.karlsson wrote:

> On 21 Apr, 21:00, "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>> dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote
>> innews:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>
>> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> > <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>
>> >> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>> >> 1.3%
>>
>> Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>> than welcome.
>
> "again"?

Maybe someone frogged you in a vote.

Might explain why they apparently tossed you, too.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Give me some garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic!

< _The Devil is an Ass_

 

[Aratzio]

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:16:51 -0700 (PDT), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, veronica.karlsson@gmail.com got
double secret probation for writing:

>On 21 Apr, 21:00, "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote:
>> dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote innews:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>
>> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> > <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>> >>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>> [...]
>> >> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>> >> 1.3%
>>
>> Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>> than welcome.
>>
>
>"again"?

Prolly thinkin of PJR's Veronica not the Goddess of Ascii.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:00:30 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:16:51 -0700 (PDT), in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, veronica.karlsson@gmail.com got
>double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On 21 Apr, 21:00, "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>> dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote innews:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> > <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>> >>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>> [...]
>>> >> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>>> >> 1.3%
>>>
>>> Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>>> than welcome.
>>>
>>
>>"again"?
>
>Prolly thinkin of PJR's Veronica not the Goddess of Ascii.

that would make sense.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>