Re: Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 18 Apr 2008.

[Pinku-Sensei]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:8rfv04ths4iltdfcdcbjajdrrcbhjmbc6o@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:16:51 -0700 (PDT), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, veronica.karlsson@gmail.com got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On 21 Apr, 21:00, "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sen...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>> dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote
>>> innews:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> > On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> > <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>> >>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>> [...]
>>> >> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>>> >> 1.3%
>>>
>>> Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be
>>> more than welcome.
>>>
>>
>>"again"?

Oops. Sorry. You'd still be welcome to vote.

> Prolly thinkin of PJR's Veronica not the Goddess of Ascii.

Yep. There's also another woman with a Swedish name who used to vote. I
saw your name thought of her (and PJR's Veronica) and got confused.
--
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Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
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[Pinku-Sensei]

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
news:re9s04dqcemvipel9d0nncd5r0o3a7r59f@4ax.com:

> On 21 Apr 2008 19:00:19 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
> <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>news:27km04lf4aq00rn9d60u3ausida046qspj@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 52.86%
>>>
>>> we are too damned long for demon.local
>>
>>Then why didn't you x-post to the froup, DAEV?
>
> because, like i ~said~, were too damned long.

As if it really matters.

> put on your reading
> glasses, damnit!

I need to buy a pair first (and, yes, I need one).

Cerfolbcvn ynzrf pbzvat va guerr, gjb, bar...

> you and menjy. driving me to drink...

It's a short drive, DAEV.

>>>>Original Content Rating...: 29.24%
>>>>
>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 517 73.9
>>>> 40.4%
>>>
>>> bot
>>>
>>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 113 16.1
>>>> 8.8%
>>>
>>> ~so~ spanked by the 2-belo, and still foaming at the keyboard.
>>
>>Ever seen his Encyclopedia Dramatica entry?
>>
>>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
>>
>>...
>
> i really like that page.

Thought you would.

> its the faq

For the KAT, it counts as an FAQ.

> we never had as kids.

And it's the kids who are writing it. I suspect 95% of the contributors
to ED are under 25. Speaking of ED's contributors, if you want a
demonstration of their youth and their idea of creating hilarity at
Malkavian's expense, read his user page. Warning: NSFW.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Triskaidekaphobia

>>>> 6. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 50 7.1
>>>> 3.9%
>>>
>>> who the **** IS this, anyway? been in my killfile forever. cant
>>> remember why.
>>
>>It's Jeff Relf, mad scientist and net-kook, infamous for his
>>"hand-rolled newsreader."
>
> so, who all is this Jeff Relf, anyway?

Art told you more about him. He has some very eccentric ideas about how
a newsreader should work, ideas that are completely incompatible with
any other newsreader out there.

>>>> 13. veronica karlsson.................................: 16 2.3
>>>> 1.3%
>>
>>Whenever she wants to vote in the AUK elections again, she'll be more
>>than welcome.
>
> did you ban her before, or something retarded like that?

No, it turns out she didn't vote and I had her confused with two other
women who voted before who I'd like to see vote again.

>>...
>>
>>>> 17. Daedalus..........................................: 11 1.6
>>>> 0.9%
>>>
>>> disapointing outing. needs spankings.
>>
>>I'm sure you'd like to give her one.
>
> oolala! who wouldnt?!?!??!?!?!?!1111?!?!?!?!?!!

My lips are sealed. :X

>>...
>>
>>>> 38. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.4
>>>> 0.2%
>>>
>>> EXTREMELY dissapointing outing this last week. at this rate hell
>>> never see the top twenty list again. so, like, wavy, dont worry,
>>> cuz, like, YOU WONT BE ON IT.
>>
>>Ask Wavy about the reception rec.arts.anime.misc gave him a few years
>>ago.
>
> HEY WAVY!!!!!

chuckle

>>...
>>
>>>> 47. Holly.............................................: 2 0.3
>>>> 0.2%
>>>
>>> trolled du jour.
>>
>>You should be /winking/. ;-)
>
> ;
>
> only the shadow....

....knows what 3vul lurks in the heart of the Flonk?
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Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://club127.net/auk/