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[RoyalOrleans]

Saw Def Leppard at a NASCAR race prolly about 5 years ago.
The stage was on the back of a tractor-trailer, and they rolled the stage onto the frontstrech of the ractrack before the race. It was like we were being forced to watch them

It was kinda sad...

Hey eddo!

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

 

[eddo]

hey eddo!
What has seven arms and sucks?

Def leppard

ahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!

 

[snafu]

Hey eddo!
What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

ahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!

Hay you guys are making fun of the ty bands! That's not cool!

 

[snafu]

Oh wait they did have that one cool song.

http://Off Topic Forum.com/off-topic-bs/30596-we-need-a-youtube-lyrically-free-post-15.html#post101686

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Oh wait they did have that one cool song.

http://Off Topic Forum.com/off-topic-bs/30596-we-need-a-youtube-lyrically-free-post-15.html#post101686

Didn't they do a cover of "One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater"?

 

[emkay64]

Didn't they do a cover of "One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater"?

No...that was me! I'm so fukking forgettable! Dammit!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

No...that was me! I'm so fukking forgettable! Dammit!

I thought your version replaced PEOPLE with ******?

 

[snafu]

.

you got a piece of me

and honestly

my life

would suck

without you

​

.

 

[Ahhlee]

.

you got a piece of me

and honestly

my life

would suck

without you

​

.

I want a piece of that guy she's canoodling.

Holy ****...he is HOT!

 

[ImWithStupid]

I want a piece of that guy she's canoodling.
Holy ****...he is HOT!

Too bad he's obviously gay.

 

[Ahhlee]

Too bad he's obviously gay.

Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings.

He only lives in warm, gay, climates.

No window scraping.

 

[Ahhlee]

He only lives in warm, gay, climates.
No window scraping.

What the ****, man?

Even my fantasy men have to **** on me now, too?

Thanks, Chi.

 

[eddo]

Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings.

you forgot "take out the garbage"

 

[Ahhlee]

you forgot "take out the garbage"

I did! And mow the lawn as well.

Thanks, eddo. I'm glad someone is capable of keeping my fantasies on track.

 

[snafu]

Too bad he's obviously gay.

Yeah I bet he?s queerer than a two headed quarter.

 

[Ahhlee]

Yeah I bet he?s queerer than a two headed quarter.

Why do you guys hate me so much? What did I ever do to you?

runs out of post crying....not the cute kind of crying but the really ugly kind that includes snorting and gasping for breath

 

[RoyalOrleans]

runs out of post crying....not the cute kind of crying but the really ugly kind that includes snorting and gasping for breath

Snot bubbles?

 

[ImWithStupid]

Snot bubbles?

It's not real cryin' if their isn't any snot.

 

[Ahhlee]

Snot bubbles?

The size of golfballs.

It's not real cryin' if their isn't any snot.

I couldn't agree more. If there's no snot, hyperventilating and smeared mascara, it's just crocodile tears.