Some frivolity for emkay

Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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This morning I got into my vehicle and felt the silky strand of a spider web brush against my right arm. I looked around to see if I could spot the web's creator, but there was nothing to be found. That SUCKS because I know the spider is there somewhere...lurking...creeping...waiting to crawl up my pants leg or the back of my shirt. Ugh!

Spiders are one of my biggest fears. Followed closely by drowing and clowns.

What are your fears?

What do you think other BS'ers fear?

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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snaf - A wolf plague now that Palin is stepping down and the fish not biting at his favorite fishing hole.

IWS - Meeting someone with a bigger gun and the age of consent being changed to 35.

timesjoke - Being seen within 10 city blocks of a physically mediocre woman and category 5 hurricanes.

hugo - A second term for Obama and carnival folk.

eddo - A national burrito shortage and humidity over 25%.

mercury - Bad in-laws and running out of "herbs".

OS - Never realizing his dream of becoming King of the JustBS Arcade and being forced to drink inferior spirits.

RO - Bees, doodie and a national recall on thumbtacks.

Bender - Palin running...and winning...in '12 and new recipes that go terribly, terribly wrong.

emkay - Accidentally shoving a paintbrush up her nose and having to WAIT for healthcare and ugly **** stars.

Chi - Discovering her boyfriend is straight and even worse...doesn't like to shop!

Anna Perenna - A love frenzied Chopper actually showing up on her doorstep and losing a scrabble game to wez.

wez - A freak clothes washing incident that turns all of his scrubs bright pink and a Minnesota statewide golfing ban.

Cloaked - All of us turning a new leaf and heading over to rainbowdustandbutterflykisses.com and paper mache.

 
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emkay64

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Me--being buried alive. I dream about it all the time, and realize the likelihood is slim to none...but that would be the worst. My second...is feet. I think they are disgusting and entirely utilitarian. I don't want to touch them, smell them or interact with them in any way shape or form. Mine are cute and I believe in pedicures, but i never enjoy them (shivers(....grossssssss! I like people wearing socks or slippers in my house and if you want me to snap lose it...put your gawd damned bare feet on my coffee table...just try it!
 
Chi

Chi

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Me--being buried alive. I dream about it all the time, and realize the likelihood is slim to none...but that would be the worst. My second...is feet. I think they are disgusting and entirely utilitarian. I don't want to touch them, smell them or interact with them in any way shape or form. Mine are cute and I believe in pedicures, but i never enjoy them (shivers(....grossssssss! I like people wearing socks or slippers in my house and if you want me to snap lose it...put your gawd damned bare feet on my coffee table...just try it!
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Good to know. I guess giving you my special facial treatment and temple massage that I give with my feet is out:( Gotta do some more brainstorming as your birthday approaches...

 
timesjoke

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My only big fears are for my children. I wonder what challenges they will have to face and fear that our Nation is burning the candle of prosperity at both ends and selling out their future.

I will not comment on others, it is always good for them to talk about me but if I join in they cry so it is better to just leave it alone.

 
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emkay64

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My only big fears are for my children. I wonder what challenges they will have to face and fear that our Nation is burning the candle of prosperity at both ends and selling out their future.
I will not comment on others, it is always good for them to talk about me but if I join in they cry so it is better to just leave it alone.
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You are absolutely erect! I mean correctomundo!

 
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mercury

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Also... I think TJ's greatest fear is for someone to develop an air leak or for him to accidentally laugh at himself.
 
timesjoke

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Also... I think TJ's greatest fear is for someone to develop an air leak or for him to accidentally laugh at himself.
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Why should I laugh at myself when I have a couple of you that keep me in stitches almost all the time?

The biggest fear most of you ladies have is to be compared to Sarah Palin, ;)

 
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mercury

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Can Sarah Palin make you laugh like we do??

You can try, but I assure you there really IS no comparison; except we both have ******'s (I'm assuming she has one of those...) and brown hair. My eyesight is better and I don't have a funny accent. :p

 
RoyalOrleans

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Can Sarah Palin make you laugh like we do??
You can try, but I assure you there really IS no comparison; except we both have ******'s (I'm assuming she has one of those...) and brown hair. My eyesight is better and I don't have a funny accent. :p
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You have brown pubes?

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Why should I laugh at myself when I have a couple of you that keep me in stitches almost all the time?
The biggest fear most of you ladies have is to be compared to Sarah Palin, ;)
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Do I make you laugh, TJ? When you think of me, do you start to giggle like a school girl? :p

I wouldn't mind being compared to Palin. I've got nothing personal against her, plus I do a fair impersonation of her. Ask eddo!

 
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mercury

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Yes you do.
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No... I don't. I say a few words with a regional slant, but there's no funny accent that identifies me as a former southeast Michiganian. If I had grown up a couple hours North, I would have a funny accent. If I grew up 20 minutes east, I'd be Canadian and would definitely have a funny accent.

You have brown pubes?
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I used to! I think I might even still have a few ;)

 
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