THE BIG STORY! =] yay

[Bairdy]

And joined forces with the fries to try and defeat the chicken strips.

 

[BlackHeart]

But the chicken strips were too powerful, and they easily distroyed the mutant cheeseburger species and the fries.

 

[Bairdy]

The chicken strips then ruled the universe and made each of the planets extra crispy.

 

[LP~Shinoda~FM]

And they accidentally made mercury too crispy and it cracked because it was so close to the sun

 

[Bairdy]

The cracks in Mercury started to ooze out the milk that had been contained inside it since the beginning of time...

 

[LP~Shinoda~FM]

And the entire universe is filled up with ancient sour milk...

 

[[- High Voltage +]]

And everything melted

 

[BlackHeart]

And all twas left of the universe was empty space...

 

[[- High Voltage +]]

And nothing happened because nothing existed

 

[BlackHeart]

And then another big bang occured and a whole new universe was created.

 

[[- High Voltage +]]

And thus, go back to page 1 and read this story again

 

[Bairdy]

So everyone started reading the whole story again.

 

[LP~Shinoda~FM]

And etc etc etc

 

[Bairdy]

Until everyone just got plain bored of the whole story...

 

[BlackHeart]

And decided to make a new one...

 

[[- High Voltage +]]

So once upon a time there was a piece of cheese....

 

[BlackHeart]

named Jeromy

 

[Bairdy]

Jeromy was always picked on by the more fancy cheeses

 

[BlackHeart]

he had extremely low self esteem, and would lock himself in his bathroom and cut himself every night .

 

[Bairdy]

with a cheese grater...