Throws a shoe at 'Fribby'
Crushes someone's car with a bulldozer. Maybe it was his pushbike
Sticks individual matches between his toes and sets them on fire.
Runs around in circles singing the Russian National anthem backwards while wearing a tutu.
Juggles a corgi and a live stick of dynomite, gets buries up to her neck in sand, and passes out from exhaustion... after changing her name to 'Milfin.'
*thinks about it*
Okay... I admit... I went too far.
"Milfin"? Honestly.... like I'd name myself after a Simbiotic word, honestly... *rolls eyes*
How's
that for randomness??