The Off Topic Forum Couch

[cool_dude]

Please feel free to relax and spend your time here and talk about random things. Take your beef with someone else to another thread.

Thread derailers are more welcome than anyone else!

Sit back and relax while I get the popcorn.

 

[Zukiman]

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[cool_dude]

Are you trying to impress someone with that picture?

Comon sense would tell you that you can chill here. Seems that you don't have any.

 

[Zukiman]

Seems that you don't have any.

Any what? Beer? Drugs? Gay prostitutes?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Comon sense would tell you that you can chill here. Seems that you don't have any.

Common sense tells me that beer ****ing chills in the fridge and I relax in my recliner.

There is no rest here in GF.

 

[cool_dude]

There is no rest here in GF.

Gotta rest your mind sometime after all the debating we do here...

 

[Zukiman]

Gotta rest your mind sometime after all the debating we do here...

This is true. Well I have a case of Bud on ice for later.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Gotta rest your mind sometime after all the debating we do here...

Yes. The existence of your mind is debatable.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

This is true. Well I have a case of Bud on ice for later.

For the NFL festivities of the day, I have a case of Miller High Life ready, willing, and able to sate my dry pallet.

 

[Zukiman]

Well I'm not a big NASCAR fan but I got into a race pool at work. Chance to win about $150.00. My car is whatever one got starting position 7. Wish me luck.

 

[cool_dude]

Yes. The existence of your mind is debatable.

You must be blind if you don't see the obvious. It is with no more debatable that I have one. You have got to realize that there is more to people than what you see, unless it's as obvious as you trying to find your penis over your stomach in the shower. I might not be what you expect, but my mind is more potent than yours. Even at your age you can't beat the versatile knowledge I'm constantly imrpoving and expanding. Go do what you best do and meant to do at your age and drink a beer while watching the nudy channel. Think about all the porn you haven't seem yet and get to it.


~Coolio~

 

[Zukiman]

You must be blind if you don't see the obvious. It is with no more debatable that I have one. You have got to realize that there is more to people than what you see, unless it's as obvious as you trying to find your penis over your stomach in the shower. I might not be what you expect, but my mind is more potent than yours. Even at your age you can't beat the versatile knowledge I'm constantly imrpoving and expanding. Go do what you best do and meant to do at your age and drink a beer while watching the nudy channel. Think about all the porn you haven't seem yet and get to it.


~Coolio~

Hey man I love dogs and like to fish. It's all cool. I thought this was the "Chill Spot".

 

[cool_dude]

Hey man I love dogs and like to fish. It's all cool. I thought this was the "Chill Spot".

I thought so too but as always, the rude ass R.O. fatass motha****er never rests. And in fact this is him when he is feeling nice and sober. He got to learn to tolerate himself and adjust to the invornment. But I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

 

[eisanbt]

I thought so too but as always, the rude ass R.O. fatass motha****er never rests. And in fact this is him when he is feeling nice and sober. He got to learn to tolerate himself and adjust to the invornment. But I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

As much as I hate grammar idiots who judge posts based on their spelling and the like, certainly you could have ensured the correct spelling of 'environment' (AKA invornment) whilst you parade your supposed intelligence...

It's like watching a chimp try and solve a puzzle by farting on it...

 

[cool_dude]

It's like watching a chimp try and solve a puzzle by farting on it...

Wow, your jokes are probably as dull and simple as your life.

 

[ImWithStupid]

It doesn't appear that this whole "chillin' on the couch" concept is working.

 

[builder]

It doesn't appear that this whole "chillin' on the couch" concept is working.

And you got issues with that dude? What's your ****ing problem? Huh?


Spit it out you son of a whore.

 

[snafu]

It doesn't appear that this whole "chillin' on the couch" concept is working.

It'd work fine if builder would put his boots back on and get his feet off the God damn coffee table!

 

[cool_dude]

It always takes time for slow ones to adjust, so starting now the couch is back in peace.

 

[Zukiman]

Anyone have some papers? 1.25's would be great.