The Over-Moderation of this site...

[dshogan1]

he'll probably be hiding from me most of the time

And whoever said guys are stupid?

 

[tizz]

Oh ya, stock up on the kleenex (you will be crying over EVERYTHING LOL Think of all that pms and period you missed out on while pregos..... Well... pay back is a ***** ) OH ya tack on complete sleep deprevation. when poeple tell ya the first three months SUCK they are soooooooo NOT kidding. HEHE are you scared yet?

 

[angie]

Nah I can take it. I'll be taking lots of pointers from Mom, she had all 3 of us kids sleeping through the night at about 4 weeks. Hopefully I will be that blessed!

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

she had all 3 of us kids sleeping through the night at about 4 weeks!

That's because she slipped shots of J

 

[dshogan1]

Good Call Hughy...Good call.

 

[skategreen]

Oh ya, stock up on the kleenex (you will be crying over EVERYTHING LOL Think of all that pms and period you missed out on while pregos..... Well... pay back is a ***** ) OH ya tack on complete sleep deprevation. when poeple tell ya the first three months SUCK they are soooooooo NOT kidding. HEHE are you scared yet?

Oh angie just wait for the first 8 weeks after. HOLY MOOD SWINGS BATMAN!!! Hide any weapons you might have in the house!!!! (or there will be no daddy soon LOL)

The last 16 weeks should be fine, its the last few hours that suck. I am an EMT-B and i will give you one bit of advice, when they ask you if you want pain meds, tell them yes, dont be one of those stupid as people that wants to have a "natural birth" i have delivered, 3 babys, been in the room while 4 were delivered, and held the hand of 2 mothers while the baby was being delivered. The 2 that had "natural birth" upon having their second child, which i was also a part of, were begging for the drugs. Trust me, get all high, and let your body do the work, it doesnt need you.

Sorry folks, I'd have to disagree with it all........

I had a totally natural childbirth and it was just fine. In fact, I gave the nurses **** for constantly pushing pain meds after delivery - there was just no need. "Discomfort" yes, need pain meds? Not with an angel in my arms!

The first three months were bliss....even with a bit of lost sleep ...as were the next months..and years.

There's no such thing as "terrible twos" - nor "threes"....

15 was a bit tricky.... but it was allllll good!

Enjoy! Enjoy! Ya-hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Best **** thing you can ever do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tizz]

I went completely natural too (I remember thinking it was the worst pain ever in the moment but cannot really recall the actual pain)

I founf the first three months a ***** because I was alone and doing it all and the sleep deprevation and mood swings sucked as did bleeding for nearly two weeks EWE. Once the stches healed it got a little better. plus I had the dad in need of more attention that my daughter ARG he sucked royally. Once he was out of the picture things DI improve dramatically. I agree about the 2's and 3's (three were definately a little more trying than two. WTF IS terrible 2's she was an angel then) No she just makes me dizzy as she ALWAYS every second of the day has some new observation that requires a very LENGTHY explanation. Beautiful thing to see the lightbulbs go on but it would be nice to at least get quiet when I am on the toilet (must remember to fix that **** lock) LOL

I did have massive mood issues for the first few months. and OMG sleeping through the night at 4 weeks!!!!!!!!! My kid was eating every two hours till 6 months!!!!!!!

 

[phreakwars]

Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this ******* topic any more then you already have ??

Child birth....

WHO GIVES A **** !!!

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[Outlaw2747]

Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this ******* topic any more then you already have ??

Child birth....

WHO GIVES A **** !!!

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I thought this topic was about overmoderation, not overcrowding the Earth.

 

[phreakwars]

Idiots breeding idiots

And to think people would complain about a little moderation every now and then.

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[Msixty]

phreak, just because you can, doesn't mean you need to, but i guess ******** with people can be **** hard to resist huh?

 

[tizz]

Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this ******* topic any more then you already have ??

Child birth....

WHO GIVES A **** !!!

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Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth

 

[builder]

Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth

No, please, more more more. LOL

 

[ToriAllen]

We don't need any more estrogenic manifestations at the helm!If so, then I will program my PC to operate with a few days of the month locked out!!!

What the **** is that supposed to mean!?!

PMS is a *****, it's hard enough dealing with Tori..

Screw you, too. Male get the same mood swings that women do. PMS is a medically diagnosable disorder that less than 5% of women suffer from

 

[skategreen]

Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this ******* topic any more then you already have ??
Child birth....

WHO GIVES A **** !!!

PMS is a *****, it's hard enough dealing with Tori.

Is it any wonder why your the Off Topic Forum goddess who is constantly humped on ???

You and Tori could do each others nails !!

THERE YOU GO AGAIN Phreak, chastising the kidsters for not holding hands and staying in line. (whine) ... "do we HAFTA always stay on the subject and color in the lines?" Do your quotes above follow those rules? Or just when the topic is not your cuppa ******* tea?

I submit - look at the thread, it may have been off topic several times.

There were several people who jumped into a side conversation, started by YOUR comment. Now Phreak, when we're at a party and a few of us starting talking amongst ourselves you needn't get all huffy about it. We're not leavin the party, we're just havin a little chat.

(really cheesy feathery voice) ...oohhh I swoon and wax poetic,,,...."for sooth, is it not the side roads that bless us, and sprinkle our days with treasures unlooked for?".....

Oops...make myself puke on that one...

Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth

Tizzzzzzzzy ....don't apologize to the bully - "thread police" We wasn't doin nuthin so wrong.

(evil wicked laugh..ooohhh we could start illustrating ALL our argments with childbirth references) ("yes, the pain of politics, why it reminds me of when I was squatting on the floor mid-contraction, and what with not having had an enema, why ...."

 

[tizz]

Well, I could start talking about how I peed all over the midwife when the pressure was finally off my bladder (that was aparently TOTALLY FULL) or how I pooped all over the table. OOOOPS I just did LOL

 

[skategreen]

Well, I could start talking about how I peed all over the midwife when the pressure was finally off my bladder (that was aparently TOTALLY FULL) or how I pooped all over the table. OOOOPS I just did LOL

oh gaaaaaaaaaawd. You just made me laugh.

Thank you.

 

[phreakwars]

PMS is a *****, it's hard enough dealing with Tori.

Here I am referring to why ANNA would not make a good candidate as a single Moderator

Is it any wonder why your the Off Topic Forum goddess who is constantly humped on ???

Here I am pointing out the tranquil friendliness of GF over a rant and rave board... still on topic

You and Tori could do each others nails !!

Nails is a slang term us MODS use when referencing our GF targets I.E. "Lets NAIL this member today"... still on topic
And finally

Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this ******* topic any more then you already have ??
Child birth....

WHO GIVES A **** !!!

Doing my Moderator duty's as is required of me

THERE YOU GO AGAIN Phreak, chastising the kidsters for not holding hands and staying in line. (whine) ... "do we HAFTA always stay on the subject and color in the lines?" Do your quotes above follow those rules? Or just when the topic is not your cuppa ******* tea?

Hmm, perhaps we should talk about my hemoroids, that should make your day

I submit - look at the thread, it may have been off topic several times.

Surely not by me

There were several people who jumped into a side conversation, started by YOUR comment. Now Phreak, when we're at a party and a few of us starting talking amongst ourselves you needn't get all huffy about it. We're not leavin the party, we're just havin a little chat.

If we were at a party, I'd be getting you drunk and taking cheap feels at your chest, not discussing labor pains

(really cheesy feathery voice) ...oohhh I swoon and wax poetic,,,...."for sooth, is it not the side roads that bless us, and sprinkle our days with treasures unlooked for?".....

Isn't that from The "PIRATE MOVIE" with Christy McNichol ??

Oops...make myself puke on that one...

Ditto

Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth

Nothing to do with Moderating.

Tizzzzzzzzy ....don't apologize to the bully - "thread police" We wasn't doin nuthin so wrong.

Except making us all puke.

(evil wicked laugh..ooohhh we could start illustrating ALL our argments with childbirth references) ("yes, the pain of politics, why it reminds me of when I was squatting on the floor mid-contraction, and what with not having had an enema, why ...."

And tizz can be the afterbirth..

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[tizz]

<starts passing out the DUH pills

 

[Anna Perenna]

NOT!

Thanks for the support.