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"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>


> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


> >


> >> Hatchetmama wrote:


> >>


> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


> >>> wrote:


> >>>


> >>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


> >>>>


> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >>>>>


> >>>>>> wrote:


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


> >>>>>>>


> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


> >>>>>>>> everywhere?


> >>>>>>>


> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food

coloring,


> >>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>> Proof?


> >>>>>


> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


> >>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


> >>>>>


> >>>>> Smee


> >>>>


> >>>> I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


> >>>> rice.


> >>>


> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


> >>


> >> I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


> >> sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


> >> proof!!!


> >


> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like get


> > it yourself.


> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


> >


> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will? Well, it's hardly new,


> > but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


> >


> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in the


> > flonk. respect, they've earned it. Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>


> _All_ the posters in this thread are long-time posters to the Flonk.


>


> I don't think that earns any respect anywhere, though.


>


> (We seEm To hAVe An IMage prOBlem, both on the rest of Usenet and in the


> outside world . . . .)

We do?

Are we notorious?

Kewl!

Smee


>


> --


> tinmimus99@hotmail.com


>


> smeeter 11 or maybe 12


>


> mp 10


>


> mhm 29x13


>


> You want a job and a lizard to ride?


>


> < _The Einstein Intersection_


>


>

 
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"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B85891F44C880Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> Hatchetmama wrote:


>


> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


> >


> >>Hatchetmama wrote:


> >>


> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


> >>> wrote:


> >>>


> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


> >>>>


> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >>>>>


> >>>>>> wrote:


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


> >>>>>>>


> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


> >>>>>>>> everywhere?


> >>>>>>>


> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


> >>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>> Proof?


> >>>>>


> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


> >>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


> >>>>>


> >>>>> Smee


> >>>>


> >>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


> >>>>rice.


> >>>


> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


> >>


> >>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all sorts


> >>of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


> >


> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


> > get it yourself.


> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>


> Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade

whacks


> with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep your


> schnozola out of it. Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and useless.


>


> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


> > Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>


> Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>


> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


> > the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>


> What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is "protected"


> (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of trolling and


> "naughty" language coming from others around them, in which, all of whom,


> have chosen to take part and anyone can leave anytime, at will?


>


> 'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine with no help from you or anyone


> else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


>


> > Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>


> Oh dear, a threat.


>


> <runs away squealing like a little girlie>

Who peed in your cornflakes this morning??

Smee


> --


> Tim Weaver


>


> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,


> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not


> what I meant.

 
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pscissons@sbcglobal.net

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"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B85891F44C880Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> Hatchetmama wrote:


>


> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


> >


> >>Hatchetmama wrote:


> >>


> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


> >>> wrote:


> >>>


> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


> >>>>


> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >>>>>


> >>>>>> wrote:


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


> >>>>>>>


> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


> >>>>>>>> everywhere?


> >>>>>>>


> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


> >>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


> >>>>>>


> >>>>>> Proof?


> >>>>>


> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


> >>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


> >>>>>


> >>>>> Smee


> >>>>


> >>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


> >>>>rice.


> >>>


> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


> >>


> >>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all sorts


> >>of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


> >


> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


> > get it yourself.


> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>


> Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade

whacks


> with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep your


> schnozola out of it.

We have no business. And HMs schozola is entitled to poke anywhere she wants

to poke it. This is the flonk and if you can't take the heat, there's the

door>>>>>>>

Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and useless.


>


> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


> > Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>


> Shove it up your ***. Any questions?

Rude, crude and uncalled for.


>


> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


> > the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>


> What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is "protected"


> (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of trolling and


> "naughty" language coming from others around them, in which, all of whom,


> have chosen to take part and anyone can leave anytime, at will?


>


> 'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine

Thanx. I don't need your help, don't expect help from anyone, but treasure

friendship from HatchetMama and others of the flonk whom I respect. You aint

one of them.

with no help from you or anyone


> else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


>


> > Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>


> Oh dear, a threat.


>


> <runs away squealing like a little girlie>


> --


> Tim Weaver


>


> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,


> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not


> what I meant.

 
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mimus

Guest
On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:36:29 -0800, pscissons wrote:


> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


> news:HK2dndTCsfX7R8fUnZ2dnUVZ_h6dnZ2d@giganews.com...


>


>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>


>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>>>>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the


>>>>>>> above substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for


>>>>>> the rice.


>>>>>


>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>


>>>> I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>> sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>> proof!!!


>>>


>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>>> get it yourself.


>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>


>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will? Well, it's hardly


>>> new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>


>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>>> the flonk. respect, they've earned it. Come to my house, I'll show


>>> ya.


>>


>> _All_ the posters in this thread are long-time posters to the Flonk.


>>


>> I don't think that earns any respect anywhere, though.


>>


>> (We seEm To hAVe An IMage prOBlem, both on the rest of Usenet and in


>> the outside world . . . .)


>


> We do?


>


> Are we notorious?


>


> Kewl!


>


> Smee

I guess we can get some T-shirts made saying "aavf3! First to Be

Crosspost-Blocked!" . . . .

****** me off, since it's not like many of us go _looking_ for crossposts,

exactly, we're just happy to chip in, more or less, kind of thingie, so to

speak . . . .

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama

<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>


>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>> wrote:


>>>


>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>


>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>


>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>


>>>>> Smee


>>>>


>>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>rice.


>>>


>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>


>>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all sorts of


>>wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


>


>I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>get it yourself.


>Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>


>Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>


>BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>Come to my house, I'll show ya.

i'm not. i'm a newbie and stole my mhm off some spakard called rocky.

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:36:21 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>


>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>


>>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>


>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>


>>>>> I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>> rice.


>>>>


>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>


>>> I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>> sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>> proof!!!


>>


>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like get


>> it yourself.


>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>


>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will? Well, it's hardly new,


>> but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>


>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in the


>> flonk. respect, they've earned it. Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>


>_All_ the posters in this thread are long-time posters to the Flonk.


>


>I don't think that earns any respect anywhere, though.


>


>(We seEm To hAVe An IMage prOBlem, both on the rest of Usenet and in the


>outside world . . . .)

<umm errr. could that by any chance have anything to do with, ng

invasions, trolling, cascading, flaming and generally having a high

percentage of nutjob <myself included. obviously> trolls and general

all roun' trouble makers in here and liking to have fun on usenet?>

 
H

Hatchetmama

Guest
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:56:22 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:36:21 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>wrote:


>


>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>


>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>>> rice.


>>>>>


>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>


>>>> I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>> sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>> proof!!!


>>>


>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like get


>>> it yourself.


>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>


>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will? Well, it's hardly new,


>>> but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>


>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in the


>>> flonk. respect, they've earned it. Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>


>>_All_ the posters in this thread are long-time posters to the Flonk.


>>


>>I don't think that earns any respect anywhere, though.


>>


>>(We seEm To hAVe An IMage prOBlem, both on the rest of Usenet and in the


>>outside world . . . .)


>


><umm errr. could that by any chance have anything to do with, ng


>invasions, trolling, cascading, flaming and generally having a high


>percentage of nutjob <myself included. obviously> trolls and general


>all roun' trouble makers in here and liking to have fun on usenet?>

Not us!

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

 
H

Hatchetmama

Guest
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:56:22 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:


>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama


><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:


>


>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>


>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>


>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>


>>>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>>rice.


>>>>


>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>


>>>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all sorts of


>>>wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


>>


>>I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>>get it yourself.


>>Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>


>>Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>>Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>


>>BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>>the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>


>i'm not. i'm a newbie and stole my mhm off some spakard called rocky.

<squints>

I know where you got that mhm.

AND I know who you are and where you live.

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

 
H

Hatchetmama

Guest
On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:21:17 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

<tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>Hatchetmama wrote:


>


>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:23:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>


>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>>>>>>>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the


>>>>>>>>>> above substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>>>>>>rice.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>>>>>sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>>>>>proof!!!


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>>>>>> get it yourself.


>>>>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>>>


>>>>>Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade


>>>>>whacks with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep


>>>>>your schnozola out of it. Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and


>>>>>useless.


>>>>


>>>> Public forum, Tim.


>>>


>>>Really? Good to know.


>>>


>>>> Take it or leave it.


>>>


>>>I left it. It's back there if you want it.


>>


>> Yes, I realise that.


>


>Well, are you going to get it or leave it there?

I already said.


>


>>>


>>>> Jes sayin'.


>>>


>>>OK. You might consider working on your spelling.


>>


>> I spell like I talk when apostreph'ing.


>> Can you handle that?


>


>Apostrophes have handles? I didn't know that.

Of course they do.


>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>>>>>> Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>>>


>>>>>Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>>>>>


>>>>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>>>>>> the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>>>>


>>>>>What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is


>>>>>"protected" (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of


>>>>>trolling and "naughty" language coming from others around them, in


>>>>>which, all of whom, have chosen to take part and anyone can leave


>>>>>anytime, at will?


>>>>>


>>>>>'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine with no help from you or anyone


>>>>>else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


>>>>


>>>> I agree that Smee can handle things herself fine. Just one thing:


>>>> Touchy?


>>>


>>>Sometimes. You?


>>


>> Sometimes a bit bitchy and mean, yes.


>> Other times, I'm a sweetheart.


>


>Then we agree.

On both matters.

Both you and I can be a *****.


>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>>> Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>>>>


>>>>>Oh dear, a threat.


>>>>


>>>> Was it?


>>>> Or did you just take it that way?


>>>


>>>In hindsight it reads more like a dare.


>>


>> Your hindsight is good.


>> <smep>


>


>Aw, shucks. Yeah, I know. I can't help it.

Now be a good boy and read Smees posts and learn something.


>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>><runs away squealing like a little girlie>


>>>>


>>

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

 
H

Hatchetmama

Guest
On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:44:01 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:


>


>"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>news:Xns9B85891F44C880Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>> >


>> >>Hatchetmama wrote:


>> >>


>> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>> >>> wrote:


>> >>>


>> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>> >>>>


>> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>>> wrote:


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>> >>>>>>>


>> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>> >>>>>>>> everywhere?


>> >>>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>> >>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>> Proof?


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>> >>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>> Smee


>> >>>>


>> >>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>> >>>>rice.


>> >>>


>> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>> >>


>> >>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all sorts


>> >>of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


>> >


>> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>> > get it yourself.


>> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>


>> Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade


>whacks


>> with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep your


>> schnozola out of it.


>


>We have no business. And HMs schozola is entitled to poke anywhere she wants


>to poke it. This is the flonk and if you can't take the heat, there's the


>door>>>>>>>


>


>


> Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and useless.


>>


>> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>> > Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>


>> Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>


>Rude, crude and uncalled for.


>


>>


>> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>> > the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>


>> What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is "protected"


>> (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of trolling and


>> "naughty" language coming from others around them, in which, all of whom,


>> have chosen to take part and anyone can leave anytime, at will?


>


>>


>> 'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine


>


>Thanx. I don't need your help, don't expect help from anyone, but treasure


>friendship from HatchetMama and others of the flonk whom I respect. You aint


>one of them.

<smeps heaps>


>


> with no help from you or anyone


>> else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


>>


>> > Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>


>> Oh dear, a threat.


>>


>> <runs away squealing like a little girlie>


>> --


>> Tim Weaver


>>


>> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,


>> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not


>> what I meant.


>

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:01:23 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


> On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:56:22 +0000, metro-golden-meower


> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:


>


>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:36:21 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>> wrote:


>>


>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>>>> rice.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>>


>>>>> I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>>> sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>>> proof!!!


>>>>


>>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like get


>>>> it yourself.


>>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>>


>>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will? Well, it's hardly new,


>>>> but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>>


>>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in the


>>>> flonk. respect, they've earned it. Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>>


>>> _All_ the posters in this thread are long-time posters to the Flonk.


>>>


>>> I don't think that earns any respect anywhere, though.


>>>


>>> (We seEm To hAVe An IMage prOBlem, both on the rest of Usenet and in


>>> the outside world . . . .)


>>


>> <umm errr. could that by any chance have anything to do with, ng


>> invasions, trolling, cascading, flaming and generally having a high


>> percentage of nutjob <myself included. obviously> trolls and general


>> all roun' trouble makers in here and liking to have fun on usenet?>


>


> Not us!

I like to consider the Flonk a more or less quiet bistro by the Usenet

crossroads.

It was the Nose that was the intersection with all the bad wrecks.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
wrote:


>


> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> news:Xns9B85891F44C880Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>> >


>> >>Hatchetmama wrote:


>> >>


>> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>> >>> wrote:


>> >>>


>> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>> >>>>


>> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>>> wrote:


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>> >>>>>>>


>> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>> >>>>>>>> everywhere?


>> >>>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>> >>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>> Proof?


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>> >>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>> Smee


>> >>>>


>> >>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>> >>>>rice.


>> >>>


>> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>> >>


>> >>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all

sorts


>> >>of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


>> >


>> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>> > get it yourself.


>> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>


>> Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade


>> whacks with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep


>> your schnozola out of it. Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and


>> useless.


>>


>> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>> > Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>


>> Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>>


>> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in the


>> > flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>


>> What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is "protected"


>> (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of trolling and


>> "naughty" language coming from others around them, in which, all of whom,


>> have chosen to take part and anyone can leave anytime, at will?


>>


>> 'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine with no help from you or anyone


>> else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


>>


>> > Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>


>> Oh dear, a threat.


>>


>> <runs away squealing like a little girlie>


>


> Who peed in your cornflakes this morning??

You. Why did you do that to me?


> Smee


>


>> --


>> Tim Weaver


>>


>> I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not


>> sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


>


>


>

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
wrote:


>


> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> news:Xns9B85891F44C880Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>> >


>> >>Hatchetmama wrote:


>> >>


>> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>> >>> wrote:


>> >>>


>> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>> >>>>


>> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>>> wrote:


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>> >>>>>>>


>> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to


>> >>>>>>>> go everywhere?


>> >>>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>> >>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>> >>>>>>


>> >>>>>> Proof?


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the


>> >>>>> above substances; you'll get your proof.


>> >>>>>


>> >>>>> Smee


>> >>>>


>> >>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for


>> >>>>the rice.


>> >>>


>> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>> >>


>> >>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>> >>sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>> >>proof!!!


>> >


>> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>> > get it yourself.


>> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>


>> Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade


>> whacks with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep


>> your schnozola out of it.


>


> We have no business. And HMs schozola is entitled to poke anywhere she


> wants to poke it. This is the flonk and if you can't take the heat,


> there's the door>>>>>>>

I'm right here.


> Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and useless.

I didn't make the smackdown comment. HM did. Get your ******* quotes

straight.


>> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>> > Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>


>> Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>


> Rude, crude and uncalled for.

She took it as I meant it.


>>


>> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>> > the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>


>> What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is


>> "protected" (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of


>> trolling and "naughty" language coming from others around them, in


>> which, all of whom, have chosen to take part and anyone can leave


>> anytime, at will?


>


>>


>> 'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine


>


> Thanx. I don't need your help, don't expect help from anyone, but


> treasure friendship from HatchetMama and others of the flonk whom I


> respect. You aint one of them.

In that case, byte my azz, *****! Do you prefer that to friendly banter?

HM seemed to have tooken everything I said with a grain of salt. She knew

it was all just a bunch of meaningless, wordplay. You'd be wise to do the

same. If you can't, killfile me or simply don't read my posts. Pretty

ease, even for an OE user.


> with no help from you or anyone


>> else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


>>


>> > Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>


>> Oh dear, a threat.


>>


>> <runs away squealing like a little girlie> --


>> Tim Weaver


>>


>> I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not


>> sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


>


>

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
Hatchetmama wrote:


> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:21:17 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>


>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>


>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:23:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>


>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus


>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>>>>>>>>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the


>>>>>>>>>>> above substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for


>>>>>>>>>>the rice.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>>>>>>sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>>>>>>proof!!!


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something


>>>>>>> like get it yourself.


>>>>>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to


>>>>>>trade whacks with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you


>>>>>>can keep your schnozola out of it. Your "smackdown" comment is


>>>>>>unimportant and useless.


>>>>>


>>>>> Public forum, Tim.


>>>>


>>>>Really? Good to know.


>>>>


>>>>> Take it or leave it.


>>>>


>>>>I left it. It's back there if you want it.


>>>


>>> Yes, I realise that.


>>


>>Well, are you going to get it or leave it there?


>


> I already said.


>


>>


>>>>


>>>>> Jes sayin'.


>>>>


>>>>OK. You might consider working on your spelling.


>>>


>>> I spell like I talk when apostreph'ing.


>>> Can you handle that?


>>


>>Apostrophes have handles? I didn't know that.


>


> Of course they do.


>


>>


>>>>


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>>>>>>> Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters


>>>>>>> in the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is


>>>>>>"protected" (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of


>>>>>>trolling and "naughty" language coming from others around them, in


>>>>>>which, all of whom, have chosen to take part and anyone can leave


>>>>>>anytime, at will?


>>>>>>


>>>>>>'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine with no help from you or


>>>>>>anyone else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with


>>>>>>your gun.


>>>>>


>>>>> I agree that Smee can handle things herself fine. Just one thing:


>>>>> Touchy?


>>>>


>>>>Sometimes. You?


>>>


>>> Sometimes a bit bitchy and mean, yes.


>>> Other times, I'm a sweetheart.


>>


>>Then we agree.


>


> On both matters.


> Both you and I can be a *****.


>


>>


>>>>


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>>>>>


>>>>>>Oh dear, a threat.


>>>>>


>>>>> Was it?


>>>>> Or did you just take it that way?


>>>>


>>>>In hindsight it reads more like a dare.


>>>


>>> Your hindsight is good. <smep>


>>


>>Aw, shucks. Yeah, I know. I can't help it.


>


> Now be a good boy and read Smees posts and learn something.

I did and gave her an appropriate slap.


>>


>>>>


>>>>>>


>>>>>><runs away squealing like a little girlie>


>>>>>


>>>


>

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
H

Hatchetmama

Guest
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:26:00 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:


>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:01:23 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>


>> On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:56:22 +0000, metro-golden-meower


>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:


>>


>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:36:21 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>> wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>>>>> rice.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>>>> sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>>>> proof!!!


>>>>>


>>>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like get


>>>>> it yourself.


>>>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>>>


>>>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will? Well, it's hardly new,


>>>>> but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>>>


>>>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in the


>>>>> flonk. respect, they've earned it. Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>>>


>>>> _All_ the posters in this thread are long-time posters to the Flonk.


>>>>


>>>> I don't think that earns any respect anywhere, though.


>>>>


>>>> (We seEm To hAVe An IMage prOBlem, both on the rest of Usenet and in


>>>> the outside world . . . .)


>>>


>>> <umm errr. could that by any chance have anything to do with, ng


>>> invasions, trolling, cascading, flaming and generally having a high


>>> percentage of nutjob <myself included. obviously> trolls and general


>>> all roun' trouble makers in here and liking to have fun on usenet?>


>>


>> Not us!


>


>I like to consider the Flonk a more or less quiet bistro by the Usenet


>crossroads.


>


>It was the Nose that was the intersection with all the bad wrecks.

Exactly!

The flonk just got blamed for heaps of stuff coz of crossposts.

Not that peeps minded,, mind you.

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

 
H

Hatchetmama

Guest
On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 19:13:43 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

<tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>Hatchetmama wrote:


>


>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:21:17 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>


>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:23:09 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>


>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus


>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the


>>>>>>>>>>>> above substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for


>>>>>>>>>>>the rice.


>>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


>>>>>>>>>sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


>>>>>>>>>proof!!!


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something


>>>>>>>> like get it yourself.


>>>>>>>> Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to


>>>>>>>trade whacks with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you


>>>>>>>can keep your schnozola out of it. Your "smackdown" comment is


>>>>>>>unimportant and useless.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Public forum, Tim.


>>>>>


>>>>>Really? Good to know.


>>>>>


>>>>>> Take it or leave it.


>>>>>


>>>>>I left it. It's back there if you want it.


>>>>


>>>> Yes, I realise that.


>>>


>>>Well, are you going to get it or leave it there?


>>


>> I already said.


>>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>>> Jes sayin'.


>>>>>


>>>>>OK. You might consider working on your spelling.


>>>>


>>>> I spell like I talk when apostreph'ing.


>>>> Can you handle that?


>>>


>>>Apostrophes have handles? I didn't know that.


>>


>> Of course they do.


>>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>>>>>>>> Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters


>>>>>>>> in the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is


>>>>>>>"protected" (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of


>>>>>>>trolling and "naughty" language coming from others around them, in


>>>>>>>which, all of whom, have chosen to take part and anyone can leave


>>>>>>>anytime, at will?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine with no help from you or


>>>>>>>anyone else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with


>>>>>>>your gun.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I agree that Smee can handle things herself fine. Just one thing:


>>>>>> Touchy?


>>>>>


>>>>>Sometimes. You?


>>>>


>>>> Sometimes a bit bitchy and mean, yes.


>>>> Other times, I'm a sweetheart.


>>>


>>>Then we agree.


>>


>> On both matters.


>> Both you and I can be a *****.


>>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>Oh dear, a threat.


>>>>>>


>>>>>> Was it?


>>>>>> Or did you just take it that way?


>>>>>


>>>>>In hindsight it reads more like a dare.


>>>>


>>>> Your hindsight is good. <smep>


>>>


>>>Aw, shucks. Yeah, I know. I can't help it.


>>


>> Now be a good boy and read Smees posts and learn something.


>


>I did and gave her an appropriate slap.

boo hiss.


>


>>>


>>>>>


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>><runs away squealing like a little girlie>


>>>>>>


>>>>


>>

--

-HM

mhm 34x19

Smeeter 41

WSD #39.3

SPA Oct02

UFtTA #01

Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16

alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't

quite what teh brochure promised.

alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come

to stalk you too.

alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
Hatchetmama wrote:


> On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 19:13:43 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>


>>I did and gave her an appropriate slap.


>


> boo hiss.

OK, no slap.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
P

pscissons@sbcglobal.net

Guest
"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B8690433D2A60Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> wrote:


>


> >


> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > news:Xns9B85891F44C880Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >> Hatchetmama wrote:


> >>


> >> > On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


> >> > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


> >> >


> >> >>Hatchetmama wrote:


> >> >>


> >> >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


> >> >>> wrote:


> >> >>>


> >> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


> >> >>>>


> >> >>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


> >> >>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


> >> >>>>>


> >> >>>>>> wrote:


> >> >>>>>>


> >> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


> >> >>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


> >> >>>>>>>


> >> >>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to


> >> >>>>>>>> go everywhere?


> >> >>>>>>>


> >> >>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food


> >> >>>>>>> coloring, and anything flavored with curry powder.


> >> >>>>>>


> >> >>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


> >> >>>>>>


> >> >>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


> >> >>>>>>


> >> >>>>>> Proof?


> >> >>>>>


> >> >>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the


> >> >>>>> above substances; you'll get your proof.


> >> >>>>>


> >> >>>>> Smee


> >> >>>>


> >> >>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for


> >> >>>>the rice.


> >> >>>


> >> >>> Tim just refuses to learn.


> >> >>


> >> >>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all


> >> >>sorts of wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND


> >> >>proof!!!


> >> >


> >> > I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


> >> > get it yourself.


> >> > Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


> >>


> >> Actually, what she did was make a witty retort. If I choose to trade


> >> whacks with Smee and she accepts, that's our business and you can keep


> >> your schnozola out of it.


> >


> > We have no business. And HMs schozola is entitled to poke anywhere she


> > wants to poke it. This is the flonk and if you can't take the heat,


> > there's the door>>>>>>>


>


> I'm right here.


>


> > Your "smackdown" comment is unimportant and useless.


>


> I didn't make the smackdown comment. HM did. Get your ******* quotes


> straight.


>


> >> > Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


> >> > Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


> >>


> >> Shove it up your ***. Any questions?


> >


> > Rude, crude and uncalled for.


>


> She took it as I meant it.


>


> >>


> >> > BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


> >> > the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


> >>


> >> What the **** are you talking about? A "long time" poster is


> >> "protected" (make sure to get those in quotes) from the torrents of


> >> trolling and "naughty" language coming from others around them, in


> >> which, all of whom, have chosen to take part and anyone can leave


> >> anytime, at will?


> >


> >>


> >> 'Mama' Smee can handle herself just fine


> >


> > Thanx. I don't need your help, don't expect help from anyone, but


> > treasure friendship from HatchetMama and others of the flonk whom I


> > respect. You aint one of them.


>


> In that case, byte my azz, *****! Do you prefer that to friendly banter?


>


> HM seemed to have tooken everything I said with a grain of salt. She knew


> it was all just a bunch of meaningless, wordplay. You'd be wise to do the


> same. If you can't, killfile me or simply don't read my posts. Pretty


> ease, even for an OE user.

You're pretty brave on the other side of that monitor, aren't you?

Smee


>


> > with no help from you or anyone


> >> else, so you can take your respect comment and put it with your gun.


> >>


> >> > Come to my house, I'll show ya.


> >>


> >> Oh dear, a threat.


> >>


> >> <runs away squealing like a little girlie> --


> >> Tim Weaver


> >>


> >> I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not


> >> sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


> >


> >


>


>


>


> --


> Tim Weaver


>


> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,


> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not


> what I meant.

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
"***** who can't set up her newsreader properly" wrote:


> "Tim Weaver" wrote:


>>


>> In that case, byte my azz, *****! Do you prefer that to friendly banter?


>> HM seemed to have tooken everything I said with a grain of salt. She new


>> it was all just a bunch of meaningless, wordplay. You'd be wise to do


>> the same. If you can't, killfile me or simply don't read my posts.


>> Pretty ease, even for an OE user.


>


> You're pretty brave on the other side of that monitor, aren't you?

Brave? It doesn't take much bravery to sit in front of a monitor.

Just for an instant, I had an overwhelming urge to call you a ****, then

thought better of it. But, if you just need to have it, if you can

not live without being called a ****, keep speaking to me and it may

happen.

I'd say best deal right here, right now, let's you and I not speak, anymore.

That sounds like a good deal to me.

And for all the rest of you who want to have words with me for talking to

the precious Smee in this manor and can't wait to ~let me have it~ with your

witty verbal barrage, keep it. I don't need to hear from you, either. If

you don't understand that, it means, "Shove it, *******!"

The remaining few of you may now resume normal activities. Thank you for

your attention.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
M

metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:09:22 -0500, Hatchetmama

<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:


>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:56:22 +0000, metro-golden-meower


><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:


>


>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:43:01 -0500, Hatchetmama


>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:


>>


>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:54:05 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver


>>><tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:


>>>


>>>>Hatchetmama wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:34:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:35:30 -0800, pscissons wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>> news:Xns9B84BEBE70620Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net...


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> wrote:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message


>>>>>>>>> news:OLednQu5QtsNH8XUnZ2dnUVZ_vGdnZ2d@giganews.com...


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>>> Have you ever noticed when cooking with rice how it seems to go


>>>>>>>>>> everywhere?


>>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Rice, among other substances, travels. As does toner, food coloring,


>>>>>>>>> and anything flavored with curry powder.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Avoid them all. Problem solved. You're welcome.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>>> Scientific (confirmed by me) fact.


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Proof?


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> You want proof? Wear something white and mess around with the above


>>>>>>> substances; you'll get your proof.


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Smee


>>>>>>


>>>>>>I think a small net, like for tropical fish, would be useful for the


>>>>>>rice.


>>>>>


>>>>> Tim just refuses to learn.


>>>>


>>>>I just asked for proof. You can't come into this place making all sorts of


>>>>wild claims and expect not to be challenged. I DEMAND proof!!!


>>>


>>>I believe you challenged Smee for proof and she said something like


>>>get it yourself.


>>>Challenging Smee. Grounds for a smackdown, I say.


>>>


>>>Did I tell you I got a new gun in my Dads will?


>>>Well, it's hardly new, but it's a Colt, Army issue, Marine model.


>>>


>>>BTW a couple of the posters in this thread are long time posters in


>>>the flonk. respect, they've earned it.


>>>Come to my house, I'll show ya.


>>


>>i'm not. i'm a newbie and stole my mhm off some spakard called rocky.


>


><squints>


>I know where you got that mhm.


>AND I know who you are and where you live.

you do?

<squits pants>

 
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