Tizz' 2 cents, better then Dear Abby

[ToriAllen]

Stop takin it up the ass

LMAO!!! That was good...

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

But I don't take it up the ass

That crack has been there since I was born.

 

[tizz]

But I don't take it up the ass

That crack has been there since I was born.

Then I suggest you stop smokin it

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Ok... I have a question, Madame Tizz...

Last week, you gave me crabs. Would you like them back?

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Hold on there RO.

I have to give her back this case of syphillis she gave me five minutes ago.

 

[tizz]

Ok... I have a question, Madame Tizz...

Last week, you gave me crabs. Would you like them back?

I ain't no indian giver!!! When I give a gift I expect you to keep it forever. I just figured a few pets would mellow you is all

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Hold on there RO.

I have to give her back this case of syphillis she gave me five minutes ago.

Hold you horses there, Komrade!

The crabs have syphillis and now I have both. She needs to take these nasty little bastards back NOW!

 

[tizz]

Nobody apreciated my gifts cry

Besides, I was just regifting here, you need to talk to Phreak about all of this EEEP!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I was wondering how in the hell these crabs had eyebrows and smelt of tequila.

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Who knows....maybe you can teach them how to mow your lawn.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

In a biblical sense, I had to.