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[Ahhlee]

I got to babysit my niece yesterday while my sister-in-law ran errands. She's one, and walking and talking a lot now. Her sweet little voice is so adorable, and everything is "puppy", "baby" and "yummy"....lol. It was a fun time.

I also found a long lost friend on facebook! That is exciting.

It's freezing here today. Winter is a'coming! I'm not ready.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I just had a strange confrontation with an Indian convenient store keep.

Here is the conversation:

RO: Good evening.

Indian: Yes. It is fine, sir.

RO: Do you think we'll see more rain this weekend?

Indian: I am happy with my location.

RO: Errr... No. I asked if YOU think we'll see more rain this weekend.

Indian: Sir. I answered your question.

RO: Huh?

Indian: Please to be paying for your merchandise and leave my store.

RO: Fine. (mumbling) I can get a nudie mag and a six pack anywhere.

Indian: $12.14 sir.

RO: Highway robbery!

Indian: Thank you. See you soon.

RO: Don't hold your breath.

Indian: Sir?

RO: It's an expression.

Indian: Are you suggesting that I kill myself?

RO (after a short pause and looking at his beady little eyes.): Are you off your meds or something, man?

Indian: No! You are off your meds, sir!

RO: WTF is your problem?

Indian: WTF is your problem, sir?

RO: I'm not playing games with you on a Wednesday night.

Indian: I do not want to play games with you, sir.

RO (confused): Fukkit. See you tomorrow, Najeeb.

Indian: Thank you, Neal.

Najeeb speaks English with a heavy Indian accent. He is also around thirty or so and will probably be my emergency heart transplant surgeon in my latter days.

He and I know each other by name, he and I have spoken on several different occasions, however I don't think he understands my English.

 

[eddo]

I got me a puppy. 2 years old, pretty calm, getting along great so far with my Buddy.

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Aggie

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Buddy & Aggie

Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie.

 

[hugo]

I got me a puppy. 2 years old, pretty calm, getting along great so far with my Buddy.

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Aggie

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Buddy & Aggie

Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie.

That dog is a dead ringer for mine that died in 2005

 

[snafu]

I just had a strange confrontation with an Indian convenient store keep.

Here is the conversation:

RO: Good evening.

Indian: Yes. It is fine, sir.

RO: Do you think we'll see more rain this weekend?

Indian: I am happy with my location.

RO: Errr... No. I asked if YOU think we'll see more rain this weekend.

Indian: Sir. I answered your question.

RO: Huh?

Indian: Please to be paying for your merchandise and leave my store.

RO: Fine. (mumbling) I can get a nudie mag and a six pack anywhere.

Indian: $12.14 sir.

RO: Highway robbery!

Indian: Thank you. See you soon.

RO: Don't hold your breath.

Indian: Sir?

RO: It's an expression.

Indian: Are you suggesting that I kill myself?

RO (after a short pause and looking at his beady little eyes.): Are you off your meds or something, man?

Indian: No! You are off your meds, sir!

RO: WTF is your problem?

Indian: WTF is your problem, sir?

RO: I'm not playing games with you on a Wednesday night.

Indian: I do not want to play games with you, sir.

RO (confused): Fukkit. See you tomorrow, Najeeb.

Indian: Thank you, Neal.

Najeeb speaks English with a heavy Indian accent. He is also around thirty or so and will probably be my emergency heart transplant surgeon in my latter days.

He and I know each other by name, he and I have spoken on several different occasions, however I don't think he understands my English.

No slurpy today... come back tomorrow..

 

[mercury]

Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie.

So you named her after my Granny instead?
Granny would not be pleased!

 

[eddo]

So you named her after my Granny instead?
Granny would not be pleased!

oh hell!!!!!!!

 

[mercury]

eh... she's dead. I don't think she'll mind too much

 

[Ahhlee]

Poor Najeeb. Who can understand what those crazy southerners are saying, anyway?

Congratulations eddo!!!! What a beautiful puppy. And you need an area rug to break up all that brown in your living room. Don't worry....I'll pick one out when I move in with you. It's snowing today so I'm already packing.

Well....Scratchy and Miss Kitty are back home. The mom who I had given them to is allergic and had to give them up so I took them back. I've got a couple of other options I'm looking into and will probably run an ad in the paper next week. Itchy's being a crab about the whole ordeal but I can tell the dynamic duo are happy to be back home.

I really did miss them.

And when Scratchy curled up right at my left side last night, I'll admit that I cried a little.

 

[eddo]

And when Scratchy curled up right at my left side last night, I'll admit that I cried a little.

4 am the new puppy jumped up in bed and wanted to snuggle. She is still a little unsure about everything, but she really is a sweetie.

 

[emkay64]

Awwww congrats on the new poochie Eddo! She looks really sweet!