uppose you should find three weeks

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:02:19 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

<snip>

>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>that happened ten years ago.

Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
Things don't change.

Stupid ass.
The original thread started with your support Jamie Baillie's ignorant
views on what is and isn't spam.




--
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(change the orgy to org to reply)

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#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
 
K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>>that happened ten years ago.
>
>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.

No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you
suddenly jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago
and yelling 'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught
committing net abuse yourself.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:48:02 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>>>that happened ten years ago.
>>
>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
>
>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you
>suddenly jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago
>and yelling 'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught
>committing net abuse yourself.


Ten years ago?
Sure Tim.

Nobody cares but you .

You support spammers...funny.



--
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kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

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#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
 
K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>>>>that happened ten years ago.
>>>
>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
>>
>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you
>>suddenly jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago
>>and yelling 'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught
>>committing net abuse yourself.
>
>Ten years ago?
>Sure Tim.
>
>Nobody cares but you .

I don't care. You're the one who dragged up events ten years ago which
precipitated a similar response in reply to a thread where you weren't
even being mentioned. What the **** do you care that I'm beating up on
some idiot? Is this jealousy, Kevin?

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
Timmay! wrote:

> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>><snip>
>>>>
>>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>>>>>that happened ten years ago.
>>>>
>>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
>>>
>>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you
>>>suddenly jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago
>>>and yelling 'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught
>>>committing net abuse yourself.
>>
>>Ten years ago?
>>Sure Tim.
>>
>>Nobody cares but you .
>
> I don't care. You're the one who dragged up events ten years ago which
> precipitated a similar response in reply to a thread where you weren't
> even being mentioned. What the **** do you care that I'm beating up on
> some idiot? Is this jealousy, Kevin?
>

whatever it is seems to be catching... ie: meat clod


Posted from http://www.teranews.com
 
On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:23:45 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>><snip>
>>>>
>>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>>>>>that happened ten years ago.
>>>>
>>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
>>>
>>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you suddenly
>>>jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago and yelling
>>>'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught committing net abuse
>>>yourself.
>>
>>Ten years ago?
>>Sure Tim.
>>
>>Nobody cares but you .
>
> I don't care.

I suppose it's possible you really don't care. I think however it's likely
you have lost all control and are compelled by some demon(s) from the past
to reply to anything with Burnore, Cannon, or Meat Plow in the From: field.

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:48:47 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:23:45 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something
>>>>>>that happened ten years ago.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
>>>>
>>>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you suddenly
>>>>jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago and yelling
>>>>'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught committing net abuse
>>>>yourself.
>>>
>>>Ten years ago?
>>>Sure Tim.
>>>
>>>Nobody cares but you .
>>
>> I don't care.
>
>I suppose it's possible you really don't care. I think however it's likely
>you have lost all control and are compelled by some demon(s) from the past
>to reply to anything with Burnore, Cannon, or Meat Plow in the From: field.

I told him more than 10 years ago he'd be following me for the rest of
his pathetic ****ing life. He's is, at least, consistant in proving
me right.

--
gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
How you look depends on where you go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Burnore |
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
[...]
>>>Nobody cares but you .
>>
>> I don't care.
>
>I suppose it's possible you really don't care.

I suppose it's possible you're not a dull, unimaginative little turd
in RL too.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
 
On the long hot summer day of Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:25:50 +0100, Timmay!
dribbled:
> Meat Plow wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
> [...]
>>>>Nobody cares but you .
>>>
>>> I don't care.
>>
>>I suppose it's possible you really don't care.
>
> I suppose it's possible you're not a dull, unimaginative little turd in RL
> too.

I suppose it's possible you're not an obsessed, has-been kook offline,
either.

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Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged
cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
 
Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>AUK Psycho & Felon #21

Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless
drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the
heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren,
should you ever figure out how to reproduce.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:26:03 -0400, Shamus MacGonagal wrote:

> Timmay! wrote:
>
>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned
>>>>>>something that happened ten years ago.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago.
>>>>
>>>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you suddenly
>>>>jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago and yelling
>>>>'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught committing net abuse
>>>>yourself.
>>>
>>>Ten years ago?
>>>Sure Tim.
>>>
>>>Nobody cares but you .
>>
>> I don't care. You're the one who dragged up events ten years ago which
>> precipitated a similar response in reply to a thread where you weren't
>> even being mentioned. What the **** do you care that I'm beating up on
>> some idiot? Is this jealousy, Kevin?
>>
>>
> whatever it is seems to be catching... ie: meat clod


Aw isn't that a shame. Maybe if you had something inside that empty skull
of yours, the ever-reverberating thoughts of me and the relentless
torture it causes you would stop.

heh


--
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On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:28:04 +0100, Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>
>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21
>
> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless drooling
> retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the heights alright.
> Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, should you ever
> figure out how to reproduce.

Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with billions
of other people. One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile,
though.

--
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"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
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OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
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MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
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FURY!
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Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>>
>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21
>>
>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless drooling
>> retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the heights alright.
>> Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, should you ever
>> figure out how to reproduce.
>
>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with billions
>of other people.

Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you
voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross
stupidity.

>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.

The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your
ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21
on a list of mentally defective people.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:kdml54dlo0hktrpgctjp5dssko5tl0l6om@4ax.com:

> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>
>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>
> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your
> ears.

Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age. Many barnyard
animals are. That would explain his falsetto voice and indifferent
attitude toward the ladies, among other things.
 
On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:12:20 +0100, Timmay! did most oddly state:
> Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>>>
>>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21
>>>
>>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless
>>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the
>>> heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren,
>>> should you ever figure out how to reproduce.
>>
>>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with
>>billions of other people.
>
> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you
> voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross
> stupidity.

You may want to avoid overheating your projector.

>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>
> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your ears.
> I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on a list
> of mentally defective people.

Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim
Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know. None of my colleagues
qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, all of them do, doubtlessly.
I'm quite proud to be included in their numbers, especially in that regard.

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hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
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people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net>

"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM>

To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,
is a dog****er and Kook of the Month for March 2007
 
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>Timmay! did most oddly state:
>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21
>>>>
>>>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless
>>>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the
>>>> heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren,
>>>> should you ever figure out how to reproduce.
>>>
>>>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with
>>>billions of other people.
>>
>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you
>> voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross
>> stupidity.
>
>You may want to avoid overheating your projector.

This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire
up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your
response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think
a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is
precisely why I say you're mentally defective.

>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>>
>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your ears.
>> I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on a list
>> of mentally defective people.
>
>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim
>Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know.

Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen
you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can
hold your own in a thread. Are you ****ers cloned from Cipher?

>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter,
>all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their
>numbers, especially in that regard.

Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless
drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the
list anyway? Twenty one I'll bet.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>>
>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>>
>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your
>> ears.
>
>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age.

Projecting again? <smirk>

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:s6bo54liiuaqqd43ec3cn4ldiqu8mr65nr@4ax.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>>>
>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>>>
>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your
>>> ears.
>>
>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age.
>
> Projecting again?

IKYABWAIing again, spankard?

> <smirk>

<smirk>
 
On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue
further by squeaking:
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>Timmay! did most oddly state:
>>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless
>>>>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the
>>>>> heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your
>>>>> grandchildren, should you ever figure out how to reproduce.
>>>>
>>>>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with
>>>>billions of other people.
>>>
>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you
>>> voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross
>>> stupidity.
>>
>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector.
>
> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire up
> the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your response is
> to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think a Hermanism is
> a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is precisely why I say
> you're mentally defective.

Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't let
me stop you.

>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>>>
>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your
>>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on
>>> a list of mentally defective people.
>>
>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim
>>Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know.
>
> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen you
> clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can hold
> your own in a thread. Are you ****ers cloned from Cipher?

Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I know.

>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, all
>>of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their numbers,
>>especially in that regard.
>
> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless
> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the list
> anyway? Twenty one I'll bet.

OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list of",
whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards". Are you trying to short
out yet another irony meter?

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."

Official Chung Demon

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl ****
> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your ****ing mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dog****er
 
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.
>>>>
>>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your
>>>> ears.
>>>
>>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age.
>>
>> Projecting again?
>
>IKYABWAIing again

Yes, but you were not the intended target. I thought you'd have been
smart enough to get that, but I guess I'll have to dumb things down a
little more for you in future.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
 

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