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On 01 Aug 2008 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Aratzio cry out in news:epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@
4ax.com...

>
> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>

too funny lol

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

Pissing off the planet, one person at a time
 
In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.

usenet died years ago

aol killed it in dark alley
where it was left after been beaten up by portal

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.

Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
something?

I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
with him.

****.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

On behalf of my species, I'd like to apologize
for this little _faux pas_.

< _Bloom County Babylon_
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:

> In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
> usenet died years ago
>
> aol killed it in dark alley
> where it was left after been beaten up by portal

And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?

Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Ben Franklin brought the papers, and George Washington
the hemp, which smoked us all like busted scrot.

< _Everything You Know is Wrong_
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
<epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com> in alt.hackers.malicious
on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 GMT:

>
>I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
>For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
>Poor Hatter, gets no respect.

Amazing.
He's a ego-manical ****HEAD idiot on Usenet and he's an ego-manic
****HEAD idiot on that.


--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
 
mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
>> In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com>,
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>
>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>
>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>
>> usenet died years ago
>>
>> aol killed it in dark alley
>> where it was left after been beaten up by portal
>
> And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?
>
> Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.
>
http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/471031

Why would you want to know, all the fun happens on the bus.

--
Froz...
 
In article <2YOdnfFJM7JDxA7VnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@giganews.com>,
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
> > In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com>,
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> >> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
> >>
> >> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
> >>
> >> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
> >
> > usenet died years ago
> >
> > aol killed it in dark alley
> > where it was left after been beaten up by portal
>
> And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?
>
> Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.

its a derris bus station

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
 
Aratzio wrote:

>
> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.

The sashasegan(?) person never did produce an old email address as proof of
all that traffic he supposedly generated. What's the worst Hatter could do
with it? Only one thing; point to it. It's either not there or this person
said stuff he wants to hide from.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:54:25 +0000, FrozenNorth wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>
>>> In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com>,
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>
>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>
>>> usenet died years ago
>>>
>>> aol killed it in dark alley
>>> where it was left after been beaten up by portal
>>
>> And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?
>>
>> Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.
>
> http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/471031
>
> Why would you want to know, all the fun happens on the bus.

That's exactly what I was thinking about, eh?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Quando omni flunkus moritati.

(When all else fails, play dead.)

< Possum Lodge motto
 
mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
> something?
>
> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
> with him.
>
> ****.

we could always erase the Internet and start over. But, download it to a
floppy first, ya' know, just in case.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:02:50 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>
>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>
>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>
>> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>> something?
>>
>> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>> with him.
>>
>> ****.
>
> we could always erase the Internet and start over. But, download it to a
> floppy first, ya' know, just in case.

There's a zip-job for ya.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

..sigzip(" m a s h -series-complete.mpg"):
 
mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:54:25 +0000, FrozenNorth wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com>,
>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>>
>>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>>
>>>> usenet died years ago
>>>>
>>>> aol killed it in dark alley
>>>> where it was left after been beaten up by portal
>>>
>>> And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?
>>>
>>> Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.
>>
>> http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/471031
>>
>> Why would you want to know, all the fun happens on the bus.
>
> That's exactly what I was thinking about, eh?
>
eh?

Just checking out your sig, sent an email to my FIL a retired Classics
professor from Queens. I'll get back to you.
;-)
--
Froz...
 
mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:02:50 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>
>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>
>>> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>>> something?
>>>
>>> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>>> with him.
>>>
>>> ****.
>>
>> we could always erase the Internet and start over. But, download it to a
>> floppy first, ya' know, just in case.
>
> There's a zip-job for ya.

I'm thinking rar will be a better format.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:35:05 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
>Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>something?
>
>I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>with him.
>
>****.

Like they would get past Hillstrom.
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:18:05 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:35:05 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>
>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>
>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>
>> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>> something?
>>
>> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>> with him.
>>
>> ****.
>
> Like they would get past Hillstrom.

Or Bruening.

<sigh>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Polly-wolly-doodle"--what does it _mean_?

< _SOB_
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:21:53 -0400, in alt.aratzio, mimus
<tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated:

>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:18:05 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:35:05 -0400, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>
>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>
>>> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>>> something?
>>>
>>> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>>> with him.
>>>
>>> ****.
>>
>> Like they would get past Hillstrom.
>
>Or Bruening.
>
><sigh>

Who?
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:25:33 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:21:53 -0400, in alt.aratzio, mimus
> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:18:05 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:35:05 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>>
>>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>>
>>>> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>>>> something?
>>>>
>>>> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>>>> with him.
>>>>
>>>> ****.
>>>
>>> Like they would get past Hillstrom.
>>
>> Or Bruening.
>>
>> <sigh>
>
> Who?

The Unchallenged King of the Kill-File Hits.

You know.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

YOUR ENEMIES THE TEETH ARE NOW YOU SHOW AT THE COURSE!

< Deranged spammer Frank d
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:50:19 -0400, K.A.Cannon wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
> <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com> in alt.hackers.malicious
> on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 GMT:
>
>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
> Amazing.
> He's a ego-manical ****HEAD idiot on Usenet and he's an ego-manic
> ****HEAD idiot on that.

Having him champion Usenet on a Web-forum reminds me of "Captain Kiesel's"
great diatribe from _Cross of Iron_ (the movie) which ends along the lines
of "If they're the last of us, Steiner and Stransky . . . ."

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"What is art to me and my way of living?"
replied the tumblebug, wearily.

< _Jurgen_
 
On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:56:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> Aratzio wrote:
>
>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
> The sashasegan(?) person never did produce an old email address as proof of
> all that traffic he supposedly generated. What's the worst Hatter could do
> with it? Only one thing; point to it. It's either not there or this person
> said stuff he wants to hide from.

Should we go liven up the forum? I helped shut that dimwit Kathleen
Parker's down right after 9/11.

It's really pretty easy, to anyone used to Usenet's pace and lack of
sensitivity to others' feelings . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!!

< _WKRP in Cincinnati_
 

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