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[Aratzio]

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:28:21 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:25:33 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:21:53 -0400, in alt.aratzio, mimus
>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:18:05 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:35:05 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>>>
>>>>> Can't we get him put on an on-line (or close--heh) terrorist-list or
>>>>> something?
>>>>>
>>>>> I hate to think somebody might look him up and see the Flonk associated
>>>>> with him.
>>>>>
>>>>> ****.
>>>>
>>>> Like they would get past Hillstrom.
>>>
>>> Or Bruening.
>>>
>>> <sigh>
>>
>> Who?
>
>The Unchallenged King of the Kill-File Hits.
>
>You know.

I thought that was Hatter

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:02:09 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:56:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>
>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>
>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>
>> The sashasegan(?) person never did produce an old email address as proof of
>> all that traffic he supposedly generated. What's the worst Hatter could do
>> with it? Only one thing; point to it. It's either not there or this person
>> said stuff he wants to hide from.
>
>Should we go liven up the forum? I helped shut that dimwit Kathleen
>Parker's down right after 9/11.
>
>It's really pretty easy, to anyone used to Usenet's pace and lack of
>sensitivity to others' feelings . . . .

I will sign up later.

 

[O-Difluorophenyl-Alcohol-Alcohol]

mimus, ye moronic barnacle, thou'll yield the crow a pudding one of
these days, ye dinned:

> ****.


Is that a declarative, interrogative, or imperative noun, verb, adjective,
adverb, exclamation or a just a general admonition for someone to begin
copulating?

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[Aratzio]

On Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:18:12 +0545, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
"O-Difluorophenyl-Alcohol-Alcohol4-2-Ethyl-2-Isophthalamide"
<restricted.bronskis@alt.conspiracy.immense-mr.-mojo-risin'.biz.ukraine>
got double secret probation for writing:

>mimus, ye moronic barnacle, thou'll yield the crow a pudding one of
>these days, ye dinned:
>
>> ****.
>
>
>Is that a declarative, interrogative, or imperative noun, verb, adjective,
>adverb, exclamation or a just a general admonition for someone to begin
>copulating?

****in-a-tweety it is.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

[mimus]

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:40:58 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:18:12 +0545, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
> "O-Difluorophenyl-Alcohol-Alcohol4-2-Ethyl-2-Isophthalamide"
> <restricted.bronskis@alt.conspiracy.immense-mr.-mojo-risin'.biz.ukraine>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> mimus, ye moronic barnacle, thou'll yield the crow a pudding one of
>> these days, ye dinned:
>>
>>> ****.
>>
>> Is that a declarative, interrogative, or imperative noun, verb,
>> adjective, adverb, exclamation or a just a general admonition for
>> someone to begin copulating?
>
> ****in-a-tweety it is.

Wot he said.

--
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smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Polly-wolly-doodle"--what does it _mean_?

< _SOB_

 

[Tim Weaver]

Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:02:09 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:56:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>
>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>
>>> The sashasegan(?) person never did produce an old email address as
>>> proof of all that traffic he supposedly generated. What's the worst
>>> Hatter could do with it? Only one thing; point to it. It's either
>>> not there or this person said stuff he wants to hide from.
>>
>>Should we go liven up the forum? I helped shut that dimwit Kathleen
>>Parker's down right after 9/11.
>>
>>It's really pretty easy, to anyone used to Usenet's pace and lack of
>>sensitivity to others' feelings . . . .
>
> I will sign up later.

Yeah, it's always better to do something later, rather than sooner.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:07:27 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:02:09 -0400, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:56:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>>
>>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>>
>>>> The sashasegan(?) person never did produce an old email address as
>>>> proof of all that traffic he supposedly generated. What's the worst
>>>> Hatter could do with it? Only one thing; point to it. It's either
>>>> not there or this person said stuff he wants to hide from.
>>>
>>>Should we go liven up the forum? I helped shut that dimwit Kathleen
>>>Parker's down right after 9/11.
>>>
>>>It's really pretty easy, to anyone used to Usenet's pace and lack of
>>>sensitivity to others' feelings . . . .
>>
>> I will sign up later.
>
>Yeah, it's always better to do something later, rather than sooner.

Do you do sign-up and password while using free wireless internet
service?


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

[Tim Weaver]

Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:07:27 -0500, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:02:09 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:56:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>>>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>>>
>>>>> The sashasegan(?) person never did produce an old email address as
>>>>> proof of all that traffic he supposedly generated. What's the worst
>>>>> Hatter could do with it? Only one thing; point to it. It's either
>>>>> not there or this person said stuff he wants to hide from.
>>>>
>>>>Should we go liven up the forum? I helped shut that dimwit Kathleen
>>>>Parker's down right after 9/11.
>>>>
>>>>It's really pretty easy, to anyone used to Usenet's pace and lack of
>>>>sensitivity to others' feelings . . . .
>>>
>>> I will sign up later.
>>
>>Yeah, it's always better to do something later, rather than sooner.
>
> Do you do sign-up and password while using free wireless internet
> service?

I don't use them.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Brian Mailman]

K. A. Cannon wrote:
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
> <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com> in alt.hackers.malicious
> on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 GMT:
>
>>
>>I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>>For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>>Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
> Amazing.
> He's a ego-manical ****HEAD idiot on Usenet and he's an ego-manic
> ****HEAD idiot on that.

I'm confused... I don't see a reference to him in that article?

B/

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:37:55 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:

>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
>> <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com> in alt.hackers.malicious
>> on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 GMT:
>>
>>>
>>>I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>
>>>For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>
>>>Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>
>> Amazing.
>> He's a ego-manical ****HEAD idiot on Usenet and he's an ego-manic
>> ****HEAD idiot on that.
>
>I'm confused... I don't see a reference to him in that article?
>
>B/

Read the comments, you have to go to the 2nd page and there is a
comments link.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

[Meat Plow]

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

>
> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.

But he earns his Diaperboi nick.


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#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

[Brian Mailman]

Aratzio wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:37:55 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
>>> <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com> in alt.hackers.malicious
>>> on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:55 GMT:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>>>>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>>>
>>>>For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>>>
>>>>Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>>
>>> Amazing.
>>> He's a ego-manical ****HEAD idiot on Usenet and he's an ego-manic
>>> ****HEAD idiot on that.
>>
>>I'm confused... I don't see a reference to him in that article?

> Read the comments, you have to go to the 2nd page and there is a
> comments link.

Oh, ok. I'm on dialup and it's usually not worth the time to take to
access one-way "blogs"

B/

 

[WeReo_ScoTTy]

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com...
>
> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
Hey Aratzio how are you?

Scott Lifshine
"Max Worthington" Rules!

Scott Lifshine-
June 2008 BOBO Award Winner
June 2008 BALSA GAVEL Award Winner
alt.usenet.ko0ks

 

[Aratzio]

On Tue, 5 Aug 2008 23:32:13 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio,
"WeReo_ScoTTy" <ScoTTo@newsserver.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh6vi@4ax.com...
>>
>> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>Hey Aratzio how are you?
>
>Scott Lifshine
>"Max Worthington" Rules!
>
>Scott Lifshine-
>June 2008 BOBO Award Winner
>June 2008 BALSA GAVEL Award Winner
> alt.usenet.ko0ks
>

You need a new schtick.


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Accept No Substitute

 

[Bill Cleere]

On Aug 1, 11:46 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>
> > In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh...@4ax.com>,
> > Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> >> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
> >>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>
> >> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>
> >> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>
> > usenet died years ago
>
> > aol killed it in dark alley
> > where it was left after been beaten up by portal
>
> And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?
>
> Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.

The urine smells older. I think it's the Trailways station.

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

 

[???hw?f]

On Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:42:35 -0700, Bill Cleere aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> On Aug 1, 11:46 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:28:37 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>
>> > In article <epj6941qb1bun37nt76jtcqg9scucuh...@4ax.com>,
>> > Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> I read it on the web so it is true!!!
>> >>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326848,00.asp
>>
>> >> For those that wish a laugh go read the comments.
>>
>> >> Poor Hatter, gets no respect.
>>
>> > usenet died years ago
>>
>> > aol killed it in dark alley
>> > where it was left after been beaten up by portal
>>
>> And we're all just lyin' around down by the flood-wall, right?
>>
>> Just tell me this isn't the Greyhound station, that's all I ask.
>
> The urine smells older. I think it's the Trailways station.
>
Admission of being authority on urine age, noted

> -- Bill Cleere
>
> "I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
> an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

--
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can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
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