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On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:04:33 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>Hatchetmama wrote:
>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh **** with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own **** in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>**** no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I ****** well ******* MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>> OH DAEV!!
>
>Coy, huh?
I'm not in charge of the shed.
That, and I don't feel like chewing through the straps in the morning.
Again.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
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>Hatchetmama wrote:
>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh **** with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own **** in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>**** no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I ****** well ******* MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>> OH DAEV!!
>
>Coy, huh?
I'm not in charge of the shed.
That, and I don't feel like chewing through the straps in the morning.
Again.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16
alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't
quite what teh brochure promised.
alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
to stalk you too.
alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway