A pure soul I have not....but I've made peace with that.
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...
Were you born an *******?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an ******* tonight.
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an ******* tonight.
You were an ******* yesterday.
You're an ******* tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an ******* the rest of your life.
And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an *******.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
And all your friends are ********
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an ******* for a wife.
Were you born an *******?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.