Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death

[RoyalOrleans]

The word "SALE" has been genetically programmed into women's minds to transform them into an unrelenting beast. Black Friday is the ****** of the word "SALE".
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I once had incredible "post shopping ***" when my live-in girlfriend, at that time mid 1990's, came home with enough bags of clothing to dress the homeless in Atlanta.

"Say it's a good deal, Neal! Say it's a good deal! Who's your favorite shopper? Who's your favorite shopper!"

If these walls could talk.

 

[Ahhlee]

I once had incredible "post shopping ***" when my live-in girlfriend, at that time mid 1990's, came home with enough bags of clothing to dress the homeless in Atlanta.
"Say it's a good deal, Neal! Say it's a good deal! Who's your favorite shopper? Who's your favorite shopper!"

If these walls could talk.

"Post shopping ***" when you've gotten a **** of a deal is the equivilant of "Post I just shot a giant buck ***" or "My team just won the Superbowl ***". In other words, it's all good.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

"Post shopping ***" when you've gotten a **** of a deal is the equivilant of "Post I just shot a giant buck ***" or "My team just won the Superbowl ***". In other words, it's all good.

Getting my ****** wet, for whatever reason, is all good.

 

[Ahhlee]

Getting my ****** wet, for whatever reason, is all good.

Is that all it takes? You're easy to please.

 

[emkay64]

Getting my ****** wet, for whatever reason, is all good.

Mental note....RO wants a wet sponge for Christmas..Check!

 

[Ahhlee]

Mental note....RO wants a wet sponge for Christmas..Check!

I'm going to give him a watering can. It will be his best Christmas evah!!!

 

[snafu]

Ok...I'm at a loss for words.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/29/business/29walmart.html?bl&ex=1228107600&en=95e0984e8f92cc7c&ei=5087%0A

ToTheCenter - News: Wal-mart Tragedy

 

[snafu]

And people wonder why we need to be able to protect ourselves. People are still barbaric.

 

[hugo]

And people wonder why we need to be able to protect ourselves. People are still barbaric.

The Wal-Mart greeter should have been armed with an AK-47.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Here's the worst part...

“When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling, ‘I’ve been on line since yesterday morning,’ ” Ms. Cribbs told The Associated Press. “They kept shopping.”

What the **** is wrong with people?

 

[Old Salt]

Here's the worst part...


What the **** is wrong with people?

They're just being the selfish, non-caring people their parents raised them to be.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

What the **** is wrong with people?

Too many people believe that they are above an ***-whooping.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Mental note....RO wants a wet sponge for Christmas..Check!

I'm going to give him a watering can. It will be his best Christmas evah!!!

Both items are currently in my inventory.

How about I just buy you plane tickets here and you two unwrap me?

 

[Ahhlee]

Both items are currently in my inventory.
How about I just buy you plane tickets here and you two unwrap me?

Sounds delightful. Be sure to save the receipt so we can exchange you if you don't fit.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Sounds delightful. Be sure to save the receipt so we can exchange you if you don't fit.

Be sure to smuggle some other chick with you in case you can't keep up with me.

 

[Ahhlee]

Be sure to smuggle some other chick with you in case you can't keep up with me.

Will a tube sock and a bottle of Jergens suffice if I can't find anyone else?

Hey Merc, what are you doing on Christmas Eve? Want to get your groove back?

 

[emkay64]

Both items are currently in my inventory.
How about I just buy you plane tickets here and you two unwrap me?

Another Christmas with me doing all the work. I'm in a bad fukking mood!

 

[mercury]

Will a tube sock and a bottle of Jergens suffice if I can't find anyone else?
Hey Merc, what are you doing on Christmas Eve? Want to get your groove back?

LOL... probably something boring like assembling toys.

Chris is flying in on the 23rd... Maybe I'll do him, if he's real nice.

 

[Ahhlee]

LOL... probably something boring like assembling toys.
Chris is flying in on the 23rd... Maybe I'll do him, if he's real nice.

That's the Christmas spirit!!!

 

[Outlaw2747]

Truly disgusting. Only sheepish barbarians would do this. I bet no one got blamed for it either, he was just some "unfortunate worker". The family must be livid!