Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 12 Sep 2008.

Usenet Stats Poster · Sep 12, 2008

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Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
Total Volume..............: 4492
Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 68
Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
Original Content Rating...: 12.22%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
17. Aaron Childs......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
18. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
20. The 2-Belo........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
21. The Chocolate Snark...............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
22. Archie Leach......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
23. kenpisano.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
24. metro-golden-meower...............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
25. Avoid normal situations...........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
26. Jay Kaner.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
27. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 3 0.4 0.2%
28. Bob Badour........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
29. Mick..............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
30. strangeways.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
31. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
32. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
33. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
34. Wim Jay...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
35. dracosilv.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
36. Official Chung Demon..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
37. usarulz...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
38. Cybe R. Wizard....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
39. Juan M............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
40. Lookingglass......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. Michael N. LeVine.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. MindBrain.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
43. Peter Hucker......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
44. Steve Klein.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. broughps@aol.com..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. Menjy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Chucky & Janica...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. Ken McElhaney.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. Lancelot..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. Lord V~A~R~F~A The Cosmosuavapolitan..............: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. Mark Mathu........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Mike..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. Peter J Ross......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. Pope Myrddraal....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. Rev Dr Feit C Taj.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. Supreme...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. VISITOR...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. Wu Kai Shen von Ljutefisk.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. a.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. honestjohn........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. jm................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1568 224.0 34.9%
2. The 2-Belo........................................: 493 70.4 11.0%
3. Avoid normal situations...........................: 481 68.7 10.7%
4. Tim Weaver........................................: 462 66.0 10.3%
5. mixed nuts........................................: 180 25.8 4.0%
6. nemo..............................................: 169 24.3 3.8%
7. mimus.............................................: 141 20.2 3.1%
8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 89 12.7 2.0%
9. pscissons.........................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
10. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 74 10.6 1.6%
11. ah................................................: 59 8.6 1.3%
12. Puck..............................................: 59 8.5 1.3%
13. Aaron Childs......................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
14. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
15. knoxy.............................................: 40 5.7 0.9%
16. The Chocolate Snark...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
17. Wavy..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
18. Grant.............................................: 34 4.9 0.8%
19. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 33 4.8 0.8%
20. Aratzio...........................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
21. Steve Leyland.....................................: 32 4.6 0.7%
22. dave..............................................: 30 4.3 0.7%
23. freddy............................................: 24 3.5 0.5%
24. Official Chung Demon..............................: 23 3.3 0.5%
25. Archie Leach......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
26. Lancelot..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
27. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
28. Wim Jay...........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
29. Supreme...........................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
30. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 10 1.5 0.2%
31. Rev Dr Feit C Taj.................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
32. VISITOR...........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
33. Wu Kai Shen von Ljutefisk.........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
34. Jay Kaner.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
35. kenpisano.........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
36. dracosilv.........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
37. usarulz...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
38. honestjohn........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
39. metro-golden-meower...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
40. Peter Hucker......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
41. Bob Badour........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
42. strangeways.......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
43. Ken McElhaney.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
44. Mick..............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
45. broughps@aol.com..................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
46. a.................................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
47. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
48. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
49. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 3 0.4 0.1%
50. Cybe R. Wizard....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
51. Michael N. LeVine.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
52. Menjy.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
53. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
54. mick..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
55. whomepuns.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
56. Juan M............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
57. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
58. Steve Klein.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
59. Lookingglass......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
60. MindBrain.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
61. Chucky & Janica...................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
62. Mark Mathu........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
63. jm................................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
64. Pope Myrddraal....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
65. Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
66. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
67. Mike..............................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
68. Lord V~A~R~F~A The Cosmosuavapolitan..............: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. 9/8 Puns..........................................: 40 5.7 2.9%
2. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 34 4.9 2.5%
3. amazing...........................................: 34 4.9 2.5%
4. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 33 4.7 2.4%
5. 10 September Puns.................................: 27 3.9 2.0%
6. Rockin' and Rollin' in CA.........................: 22 3.1 1.6%
7. September 12 Puns.................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
8. 11/9 Puns.........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
9. My Experience with Mushroom Soup with Roasted Garl: 19 2.7 1.4%
10. 10/9 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
11. 9/11 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
12. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 18 2.6 1.3%
13. Ramadan Puns......................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
14. 8/9 Puns..........................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
15. 6/9 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
16. 9/10 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
17. 9/7 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
18. A Newbie Just Saying Hello!.......................: 16 2.3 1.2%
19. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 15 2.1 1.1%
20. 11 September Puns.................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
21. 9/6 Puns..........................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
22. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 15 2.1 1.1%
23. 215 Days..........................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
24. So I'm Driving Along Today........................: 14 2.0 1.0%
25. 6 September Puns..................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
26. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 13 1.9 1.0%
27. 10 Days...........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
28. 190 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
29. 255 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
30. 9/11 OT...........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
31. My Finger Hurts - #2..............................: 12 1.7 0.9%
32. Patriot Day Puns..................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
33. Dear Wavy G . . ..................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
34. September 10 Puns.................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
35. September 11 Puns.................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
36. 1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 10 1.4 0.7%
37. 115 Days..........................................: 10 1.4 0.7%
38. 12 days...........................................: 10 1.4 0.7%
39. 175 Days..........................................: 10 1.4 0.7%
40. 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.3 0.7%
41. 110 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
42. 15 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
43. 160 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
44. 170 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
45. 195 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
46. And--And What's That Music?.......................: 9 1.3 0.7%
47. September 6 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
48. White People Carry Diseases: Reflections Pre- and : 9 1.3 0.7%
49. on wednesday the world might end..................: 9 1.3 0.7%
50. 105 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
51. 150 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
52. 155 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
53. 165 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
54. 20 Days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
55. 200 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
56. 235 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
57. 260 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
58. 295 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
59. 30 Days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
60. 320 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
61. 325 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
62. 335 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
63. 9/9 Puns..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
64. Absolute Infuriation..............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
65. 10/09/08 Puns.....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
66. 130 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
67. 18 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
68. 180 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
69. 185 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
70. 205 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
71. 225 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
72. 240 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
73. 25 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
74. 250 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
75. 265 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
76. 270 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
77. 275 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
78. 280 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
79. 285 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
80. 300 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
81. 305 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
82. 310 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
83. 315 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
84. 330 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
85. 340 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
86. 345 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
87. 355 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
88. 40 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
89. 7 September Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
90. 90 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
91. 95 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
92. BLEH!.............................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
93. 120 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
94. 125 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
95. 135 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
96. 145 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
97. 220 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
98. 230 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
99. 245 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
100. 290 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
101. 35 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
102. 350 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
103. 55 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
104. 85 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
105. 9/9/999...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
106. A New Hope........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
107. My Finger Hurts...................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
108. Why Pilots of America rocks.......................: 6 0.9 0.4%
109. 08/09/10 Puns.....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
110. 140 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
111. 210 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
112. 360 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
113. 45 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
114. 50 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
115. 60 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
116. 70 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
117. 75 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
118. 80 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
119. I Am Thinking of Using a Different Name on Usenet.: 5 0.7 0.4%
120. My Right Monitor..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
121. Silent Super Efficient Propeller!.................: 5 0.7 0.4%
122. having watched the dark knight....................: 5 0.7 0.4%
123. im going fishing..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
124. on the upside of tv this year.....................: 5 0.7 0.4%
125. 10/9/8 Puns.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
126. 5 Days............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
127. 65 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
128. A Hot Night with Cleo.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
129. Ludbunski Loto....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
130. September 7 Puns..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
131. 04/05/06 Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
132. 1 September Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
133. 365 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
134. 8/14 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
135. 8/9/10 Puns.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
136. PING Per..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
137. PING: Alexa Re: Why Pilots of America rocks.......: 3 0.4 0.2%
138. Triathlon Names?..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
139. Water Heaters.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
140. Wavy G This Is For You............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
141. 1 To The 2, 3 To the 2 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
142. 1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns.............: 2 0.3 0.1%
143. 11/22 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
144. 12 September Puns.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
145. 770 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
146. 9/12 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
147. An Update From Toon Town..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
148. Darwinism In Action...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
149. Gustav............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
150. Maxine gets the upper hand........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
151. PING Raoul: Susan Groppi Flickr photostream OMG LQ: 2 0.3 0.1%
152. Ping Monster Bro..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
153. The Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary.........: 2 0.3 0.1%
154. ping aratzio......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
155. 100 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. 11/23 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. 110 Days AND five songs!..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. 1224 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. 14/8 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. 15/3 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. 760 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. 8/9/89............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. 8/9/98............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. 9/8/89............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. 9/8/98............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. 9/9/99............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. 9/9/9999..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. A Spice To Flip Over..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. Ah! Family Values!................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. Baby names........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. Being president...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 1 0.1 0.1%
174. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 1 0.1 0.1%
175. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obssesed : 1 0.1 0.1%
176. California Admission Day..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. Carb heat: my new policy. Any comments...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. Defnitions........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. Feb 16 Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. Fire Ants.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. Hey snuhwolf......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. Hi everybody!!!...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. How do I..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. I got bored.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. Letter To The Editor - Living Next To Toon Town...: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. March 15 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. Marys pig.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. September 8 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. Speed Count.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. The greatest man ever.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. Unintended messages, church billboard edition.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2008.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. Whoops B8mbies....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. Why The Chicken Crossed The Highway...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. boobs with chocolate and icecrem..................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. A New Hope........................................: 968 138.3 21.6%
2. My Experience with Mushroom Soup with Roasted Garl: 311 44.5 6.9%
3. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 211 30.3 4.7%
4. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 172 24.7 3.8%
5. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 109 15.7 2.4%
6. amazing...........................................: 105 15.1 2.3%
7. 9/8 Puns..........................................: 101 14.5 2.3%
8. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 84 12.1 1.9%
9. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 81 11.6 1.8%
10. A Newbie Just Saying Hello!.......................: 74 10.7 1.7%
11. 10 September Puns.................................: 61 8.8 1.4%
12. White People Carry Diseases: Reflections Pre- and : 54 7.8 1.2%
13. My Finger Hurts...................................: 49 7.0 1.1%
14. Rockin' and Rollin' in CA.........................: 47 6.8 1.1%
15. 11/9 Puns.........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
16. 9/11 Puns.........................................: 44 6.3 1.0%
17. 6/9 Puns..........................................: 38 5.6 0.9%
18. 9/6 Puns..........................................: 38 5.5 0.9%
19. So I'm Driving Along Today........................: 37 5.4 0.8%
20. 10/9 Puns.........................................: 37 5.3 0.8%
21. September 12 Puns.................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
22. Ramadan Puns......................................: 34 4.9 0.8%
23. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 31 4.6 0.7%
24. 9/10 Puns.........................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
25. Dear Wavy G . . ..................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
26. 8/9 Puns..........................................: 29 4.3 0.7%
27. 9/7 Puns..........................................: 29 4.2 0.7%
28. 11 September Puns.................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
29. Patriot Day Puns..................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
30. 9/11 OT...........................................: 26 3.8 0.6%
31. on wednesday the world might end..................: 25 3.7 0.6%
32. Absolute Infuriation..............................: 25 3.7 0.6%
33. Speed Count.......................................: 24 3.5 0.5%
34. 6 September Puns..................................: 24 3.5 0.5%
35. September 10 Puns.................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
36. September 11 Puns.................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
37. My Finger Hurts - #2..............................: 22 3.2 0.5%
38. 1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 21 3.1 0.5%
39. 215 Days..........................................: 20 2.9 0.5%
40. September 6 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
41. 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 18 2.7 0.4%
42. 255 Days..........................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
43. 10 Days...........................................: 17 2.6 0.4%
44. 190 Days..........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
45. And--And What's That Music?.......................: 17 2.5 0.4%
46. 9/9 Puns..........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
47. 12 days...........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
48. Why Pilots of America rocks.......................: 16 2.3 0.4%
49. BLEH!.............................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
50. 10/09/08 Puns.....................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
51. 15 Days...........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
52. Ping Monster Bro..................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
53. VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2008.............: 15 2.2 0.3%
54. 115 Days..........................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
55. 175 Days..........................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
56. Silent Super Efficient Propeller!.................: 14 2.1 0.3%
57. Ludbunski Loto....................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
58. 195 Days..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
59. 170 Days..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
60. 110 Days..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
61. 160 Days..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
62. 320 Days..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
63. 7 September Puns..................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
64. 20 Days...........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
65. 260 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
66. 30 Days...........................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
67. 295 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
68. 155 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
69. 165 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
70. 335 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
71. 40 Days...........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
72. 150 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
73. 105 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
74. 250 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
75. 325 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
76. 130 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
77. 200 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
78. 225 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
79. 235 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
80. 340 Days..........................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
81. 280 Days..........................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
82. My Right Monitor..................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
83. 240 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
84. 9/9/999...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
85. 90 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
86. on the upside of tv this year.....................: 10 1.5 0.2%
87. 205 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
88. 185 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
89. 285 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
90. 18 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
91. 270 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
92. 310 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
93. 300 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
94. 330 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
95. 180 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
96. 355 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
97. 345 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
98. 315 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
99. 50 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
100. 95 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
101. 25 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
102. 305 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
103. A Hot Night with Cleo.............................: 10 1.5 0.2%
104. 265 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
105. 275 Days..........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
106. I Am Thinking of Using a Different Name on Usenet.: 10 1.4 0.2%
107. 08/09/10 Puns.....................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
108. 35 Days...........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
109. having watched the dark knight....................: 9 1.3 0.2%
110. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 9 1.3 0.2%
111. 60 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
112. 125 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
113. 220 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
114. 55 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
115. 290 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
116. 350 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
117. 85 Days...........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
118. im going fishing..................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
119. 245 Days..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
120. 230 Days..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
121. 145 Days..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
122. 120 Days..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
123. 135 Days..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
124. PING: Alexa Re: Why Pilots of America rocks.......: 8 1.2 0.2%
125. Gustav............................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
126. 10/9/8 Puns.......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
127. 70 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
128. 8/14 Puns.........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
129. 75 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
130. 45 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
131. September 7 Puns..................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
132. 360 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
133. 80 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
134. 140 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
135. 210 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
136. 8/9/10 Puns.......................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
137. Letter To The Editor - Living Next To Toon Town...: 6 1.0 0.2%
138. Maxine gets the upper hand........................: 6 1.0 0.2%
139. 5 Days............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
140. 65 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
141. 04/05/06 Puns.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
142. Water Heaters.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
143. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obssesed : 5 0.8 0.1%
144. PING Per..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
145. Triathlon Names?..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
146. Darwinism In Action...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
147. Wavy G This Is For You............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
148. 1 September Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
149. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 5 0.7 0.1%
150. 110 Days AND five songs!..........................: 5 0.7 0.1%
151. An Update From Toon Town..........................: 4 0.7 0.1%
152. 1 To The 2, 3 To the 2 Puns.......................: 4 0.7 0.1%
153. Fire Ants.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
154. 9/12 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
155. 365 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
156. PING Raoul: Susan Groppi Flickr photostream OMG LQ: 4 0.6 0.1%
157. 12 September Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
158. 11/22 Puns........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
159. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 3 0.6 0.1%
160. 1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns.............: 3 0.6 0.1%
161. Whoops B8mbies....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
162. 770 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
163. Being president...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
164. Defnitions........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
165. The Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary.........: 3 0.4 0.1%
166. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
167. ping aratzio......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
168. Ah! Family Values!................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
169. September 8 Puns..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
170. Carb heat: my new policy. Any comments...........: 2 0.3 0.1%
171. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
172. boobs with chocolate and icecrem..................: 2 0.3 0.1%
173. 14/8 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
174. I got bored.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
175. 15/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
176. Baby names........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
177. How do I..........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
178. California Admission Day..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
179. 11/23 Puns........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
180. 9/9/99............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
181. March 15 Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
182. Feb 16 Puns.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
183. Unintended messages, church billboard edition.....: 1 0.2 0.0%
184. Marys pig.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
185. Why The Chicken Crossed The Highway...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
186. 100 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
187. A Spice To Flip Over..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
188. 9/8/98............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
189. 8/9/98............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
190. 8/9/89............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
191. 9/8/89............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
192. 1224 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
193. 9/9/9999..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
194. 760 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
195. Hi everybody!!!...................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
196. Hey snuhwolf......................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 70.2%
2. Aratzio...................................................: 29.1%
3. nemo......................................................: 28.5%
4. Wavy......................................................: 28.4%
5. Tim Bruening..............................................: 27.7%
6. mimus.....................................................: 24.8%
7. dave......................................................: 24.1%
8. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 20.6%
9. Steve Leyland.............................................: 20.5%
10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 15.5%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. The 2-Belo................................................: 0.3%
2. ah........................................................: 1.4%
3. Aaron Childs..............................................: 2.9%
4. knoxy.....................................................: 3.0%
5. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia............................: 3.2%
6. The Chocolate Snark.......................................: 3.8%
7. Tim Weaver................................................: 4.8%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 5.3%
9. pscissons.................................................: 8.1%
10. Grant.....................................................: 12.5%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 1000
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 982
3. alt.humor....................................................: 964
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 922
5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 566
6. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 402
7. rec.humor....................................................: 304
8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 246
9. alt.support.autism...........................................: 237
10. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 101

====================================================
End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

mimus · Sep 12, 2008

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
> Total Volume..............: 4492
> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 68
> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%

Everyone below this point is, is, is--

Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.

Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.

> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?

IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

p · Sep 12, 2008

As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>
>Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>
>Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>
>Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>
>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>
>IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED

Consider a flood from me immanent.

And not just random garbage either.

--
sychotic <c>hicken
http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3
Friends intervene on Friends.
Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!

Tim Weaver · Sep 12, 2008

sychotic <c>hicken wrote:

> As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>> Days......................: 7
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>>Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>
>>Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>
>>Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>
>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>
>>IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>
> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>
> And not just random garbage either.

I kicked total butt this week. Prolly be a long time before that happens
again.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Sep 13, 2008

On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:

> As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>> Days......................: 7
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>
>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>
>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>
>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>
>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>
> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>
> And not just random garbage either.

As long as you clean up afterward.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

david hillstrom · Sep 13, 2008

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>Days......................: 7
>Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>Total Volume..............: 4492
>Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 68
>Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>
>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%

what, im just "dave" now? what gives?

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

david hillstrom · Sep 13, 2008

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:07:45 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>
>Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>
>Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>
>Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>
>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>
>IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED

NEWS AT 11

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

mimus · Sep 13, 2008

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:44:24 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>Days......................: 7
>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>Total Volume..............: 4492
>>Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>
> what, im just "dave" now? what gives?

Which one are you?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"It's a Boo--!"

< _The Hunting of the Snark_

mimus · Sep 13, 2008

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:45:57 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:07:45 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>> Days......................: 7
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>
>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>
>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>
>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>
>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>
> NEWS AT 11

The hurricane bumped us. Damn.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13
Everyone hates us.

< _Kontroll_

metro-golden-meower · Sep 13, 2008

On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:

>As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
>evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
>the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>> Days......................: 7
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>>Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>
>>Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>
>>Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>
>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>
>>IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>
>Consider a flood from me immanent.
>
>And not just random garbage either.

random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have time to post. also. i
still want to screw around with that 'piss wit' cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a
complete arsehole.

p · Sep 13, 2008

As legal representative metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> read article of evidence
<uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the jury was
balanced on a knife edge:
>On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
><bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
>>evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
>>the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
>>>> 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
>>>> 12. Grant.............................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>> 13. ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>> 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 1.6 0.8%
>>>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>>
>>>Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>
>>>Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>
>>>Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>
>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>
>>>Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>
>>>IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>
>>Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>
>>And not just random garbage either.
>
>random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk,
>ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i
>have time to post. also. i
>still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a
>complete arsehole.

I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool name to
take>.

One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged up on a
hundred psychiatrist's couches.

--
sychotic <c>hicken
http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3
Friends intervene on Friends.
Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!

david hillstrom · Sep 13, 2008

On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:17:16 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:44:24 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>>Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>Days......................: 7
>>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>
>> what, im just "dave" now? what gives?
>
>Which one are you?

thanks

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

mimus · Sep 13, 2008

On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:

> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
> <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> read article of evidence
> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the jury was
> balanced on a knife edge:
>
>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>> <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
>>> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>
>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>
>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>>>>> Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT Stats
>>>>> End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>>>>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1
>>>>> 1.6% 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21
>>>>> 3.0 1.5% 7. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>> 20 2.9 1.5% 8.
>>>>> dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3
>>>>> 1.2%
>>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>>>>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>>>>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>>>>> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................: 9
>>>>> 1.3 0.7%
>>>>
>>>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>>
>>>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>>
>>>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>>
>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1
>>>>> 0.1%
>>>>
>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>>
>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>
>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>
>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>
>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk,
>> ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>> lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i
>> have time to post. also. i
>> still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete arsehole.
>
> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool name to
> take>.
>
> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged up on a
> hundred psychiatrist's couches.

Didn't that already happen?

Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling Usenet
for the finest in k00kery?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

mimus · Sep 13, 2008

On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:07:36 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:

> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:17:16 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:44:24 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4 65.2%
>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 79 11.3 5.8%
>>>> 3. Tim Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3%
>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>>
>>> what, im just "dave" now? what gives?
>>
>> Which one are you?
>
> thanks

Don't mention it.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13
It's the Peterson kid dressed as an iguana!

< _Bloom County Babylon_

Aratzio · Sep 14, 2008

On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>
>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>> <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> read article of evidence
>> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the jury was
>> balanced on a knife edge:
>>
>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>>> <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
>>>> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>>>>>> Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT Stats
>>>>>> End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>>>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>>>>>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>>>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1
>>>>>> 1.6% 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21
>>>>>> 3.0 1.5% 7. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>> 20 2.9 1.5% 8.
>>>>>> dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>>>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3
>>>>>> 1.2%
>>>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>>>>>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>>>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>>>>>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>>>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>>>>>> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................: 9
>>>>>> 1.3 0.7%
>>>>>
>>>>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>>>
>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1
>>>>>> 0.1%
>>>>>
>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>>>
>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>
>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>
>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>
>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk,
>>> ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>>> lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i
>>> have time to post. also. i
>>> still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete arsehole.
>>
>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool name to
>> take>.
>>
>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged up on a
>> hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>
>Didn't that already happen?
>
>Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling Usenet
>for the finest in k00kery?

Not much but frothing froot loops these days.

Snarky · Sep 14, 2008

On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret probation
> for writing:
>>On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of evidence
>>> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the jury was
>>> balanced on a knife edge:
>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
>>>>> <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear the
>>>>> jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>>>>>>> Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT Stats
>>>>>>> End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>>>>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>>>>>>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1
>>>>>>> 3.1% 5. Puck..............................................: 22
>>>>>>> 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.5% 7.
>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>>>>>> 8.
>>>>>>> dave..............................................: 17 2.4
>>>>>>> 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16
>>>>>>> 2.3 1.2%
>>>>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>>>>>>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>>>>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>>>>>>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>>>>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>>>>>>> 1.6 0.8% 16.
>>>>>>> knoxy.............................................: 9
>>>>>>> 1.3 0.7%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1
>>>>>>> 0.1%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>
>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>
>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>
>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk,
>>>> ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>>>> lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i
>>>> have time to post. also. i
>>>> still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete arsehole.
>>>
>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool name to
>>> take>.
>>>
>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged up on a
>>> hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>
>>Didn't that already happen?
>>
>>Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling Usenet
>>for the finest in k00kery?
>
> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.

But, man, do they /ever/ froth.

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p · Sep 14, 2008

As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
evidence <f4ydnUBp3O6b_FHVnZ2dnUVZ_vzinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>
>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>> <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> read article of evidence
>> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the jury was
>> balanced on a knife edge:
>>
>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>>> <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> As legal representative mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> read article of
>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
>>>> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>>>>>> Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT Stats
>>>>>> End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>>>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>>>>>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>>>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1
>>>>>> 1.6% 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21
>>>>>> 3.0 1.5% 7. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>> 20 2.9 1.5% 8.
>>>>>> dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>>>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3
>>>>>> 1.2%
>>>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>>>>>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>>>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>>>>>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>>>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>>>>>> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................: 9
>>>>>> 1.3 0.7%
>>>>>
>>>>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>>>
>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1
>>>>>> 0.1%
>>>>>
>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>>>
>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>
>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>
>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>
>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk,
>>> ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>>> lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i
>>> have time to post. also. i
>>> still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete arsehole.
>>
>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool name to
>> take>.
>>
>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged up on a
>> hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>
>Didn't that already happen?
>
>Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling Usenet
>for the finest in k00kery?
>

Nothing gets in the way of doing business.

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>

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>

>mp 10

>

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>

>You want a job and a lizard to ride?

>

>< _The Einstein Intersection_

>
>

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Aratzio · Sep 14, 2008

On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
<popesnarky@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies, denials,
>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>>On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of evidence
>>>> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the jury was
>>>> balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
>>>>>> <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear the
>>>>>> jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>>>>>>>> Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT Stats
>>>>>>>> End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>>>>>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>>>>>>>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1
>>>>>>>> 3.1% 5. Puck..............................................: 22
>>>>>>>> 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.5% 7.
>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>>>>>>> 8.
>>>>>>>> dave..............................................: 17 2.4
>>>>>>>> 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16
>>>>>>>> 2.3 1.2%
>>>>>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>>>>>>>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>>>>>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>>>>>>>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>>>>>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>>>>>>>> 1.6 0.8% 16.
>>>>>>>> knoxy.............................................: 9
>>>>>>>> 1.3 0.7%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unless they're already posting far too much, IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1
>>>>>>>> 0.1%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>>
>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is in auk,
>>>>> ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>>>>> lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i
>>>>> have time to post. also. i
>>>>> still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete arsehole.
>>>>
>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool name to
>>>> take>.
>>>>
>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged up on a
>>>> hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>
>>>Didn't that already happen?
>>>
>>>Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling Usenet
>>>for the finest in k00kery?
>>
>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>
>But, man, do they /ever/ froth.

Same shite, every time.

knoxy · Sep 15, 2008

Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
> Total Volume..............: 4492
> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 68
> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
> 9 1.3 0.7%

Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.

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mimus · Sep 15, 2008

On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
>> 9 1.3 0.7%
>
> Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.

Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.

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Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 12 Sep 2008.

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mimus

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p

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Tim Weaver

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mimus

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david hillstrom

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david hillstrom

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mimus

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mimus

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metro-golden-meower

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p

Guest

david hillstrom

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mimus

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mimus

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Aratzio

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Snarky

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Aratzio

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