Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 12 Sep 2008.

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On Sep 15, 9:49 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:
> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
> >> Days......................: 7
> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
> >> Total Volume..............: 4492
> >> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
> >> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
> >> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
> >> Total Posters This Week...: 68
> >> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
> >> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>
> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> ===============================================================
> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
> >> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
> >> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
> >> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
> >> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
> >> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
> >> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
> >> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
> >> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
> >> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
> >> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
> >> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
> >> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
> >> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
> >> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
> >> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
> >> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
> >> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
> >> 9 1.3 0.7%
>
> > Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.
>
> Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.
>
> Or at least not in the Pit.
>

post
 
On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:28:24 -0700, Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> On Sep 15, 9:49 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>>
>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>>>> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>>>> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>>>> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>>>> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>>>> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>>>> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>>>> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>>>> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>>>> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
>>>> 9 1.3 0.7%
>>>
>>> Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.
>>
>> Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.
>>
>> Or at least not in the Pit.
>
> post

Yea! Veronica's monthly post!

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On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:28:24 -0700 (PDT), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Veronica Karlsson
<veronica.karlsson@gmail.com> bloviated:

>On Sep 15, 9:49 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 7
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>> >> Total Volume..............: 4492
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>
>> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ===============================================================
>> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>> >> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>> >> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>> >> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>> >> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>> >> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>> >> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>> >> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>> >> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>> >> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>> >> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>> >> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>> >> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>> >> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>> >> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> >> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>> >> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>> >> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
>> >> 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>> > Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.
>>
>> Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.
>>
>> Or at least not in the Pit.
>>
>
> post

post post post.
 
On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:28:24 -0700 (PDT), Veronica Karlsson
<veronica.karlsson@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sep 15, 9:49 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>> >> Days......................: 7
>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>> >> Total Volume..............: 4492
>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>> >> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>> >> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>
>> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> ===============================================================
>> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>> >> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
>> >> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
>> >> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
>> >> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
>> >> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1 1.6%
>> >> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21 3.0 1.5%
>> >> 7. Aratzio...........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
>> >> 8. dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2%
>> >> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
>> >> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
>> >> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
>> >> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
>> >> 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>> >> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
>> >> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>> >> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11
>> >> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
>> >> 9 1.3 0.7%
>>
>> > Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.
>>
>> Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.
>>
>> Or at least not in the Pit.
>>
>
> post

youll need more than that, missy.

--
dave hillstrom xrbj
 
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
: <popesnarky@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for writing:
:
: : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
: : denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
: : obfuscations:
: : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
: : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
: : : probation for writing:
: : : : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
: : : : : As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of
: : : : : evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
: : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
: : : : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
: : : : : : wrote:
: : : : : : : As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
: : : : : : : <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
: : : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
: : : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster
: : : : : : : : wrote:
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
: : : : : : : : : Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
: : : : : : : : : Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
: : : : : : : : : LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998
: : : : : : : : : Davide G. M. Salvetti
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Newsgroup.................:
: : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Stats Were
: : : : : : : : : Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
: : : : : : : : : Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
: : : : : : : : : Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44
: : : : : : : : : GMT Days......................: 7
: : : : : : : : : Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
: : : : : : : : : Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
: : : : : : : : : Total Volume..............: 4492
: : : : : : : : : Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
: : : : : : : : : Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
: : : : : : : : : Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
: : : : : : : : : Total Posters This Week...: 68
: : : : : : : : : Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
: : : : : : : : : Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
: : : : : : : : : Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day /
: : : : : : : : : Percent Share
: : : : : : : : :
===============================================================
: : : : : : : : : 1. Tim
: : : : : : : : : Bruening......................................: 892
: : : : : : : : : 127.4
: : : : : : : : : 65.2% 2.
: : : : : : : : : nemo..............................................:
: : : : : : : : : 79
: : : : : : : : : 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
: : : : : : : : : Weaver........................................: 73
: : : : : : : : : 10.4 5.3% 4.
: : : : : : : : : mimus.............................................:
: : : : : : : : : 43 6.1
: : : : : : : : : 3.1% 5.
: : : : : : : : : Puck..............................................:
: : : : : : : : : 22
: : : : : : : : : 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed
: : : : : : : : : nuts........................................: 21
: : : : : : : : : 3.0 1.5% 7.
: : : : : : : : : Aratzio...........................................:
: : : : : : : : : 20 2.9 1.5% 8.
: : : : : : : : : dave..............................................:
: : : : : : : : : 17 2.4
: : : : : : : : : 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad
: : : : : : : : : Hatter................................: 16
: : : : : : : : : 2.3 1.2%
: : : : : : : : : 10.
: : : : : : : : : Wavy..............................................:
: : : : : : : : : 14 2.0
: : : : : : : : : 1.0% 11. Bertie the
: : : : : : : : : Bunyip.................................: 13
: : : : : : : : : 1.9 1.0% 12.
: : : : : : : : : Grant.............................................:
: : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
: : : : : : : : : ah................................................:
: : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9%
: : : : : : : : : 14.
: : : : : : : : : pscissons.........................................:
: : : : : : : : : 12 1.7
: : : : : : : : : 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of
: : : : : : : : : AErisia....................: 11
: : : : : : : : : 1.6 0.8% 16.
: : : : : : : : : knoxy.............................................: 9
: : : : : : : : : 1.3 0.7%
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Everyone below this point is, is, is--
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Unless they're already posting far too much,
: : : : : : : : IYKWIMAITYD.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : 68.
: : : : : : : : : whomepuns.........................................:
: : : : : : : : : 1 0.1
: : : : : : : : : 0.1%
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
: : : : : : : : crosspostees?
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Consider a flood from me immanent.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : And not just random garbage either.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
: : : : : : is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
: : : : : : lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a
: : : : : : rule when i have time to post. also. i
: : : : : : still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
: : : : : : cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete
: : : : : : arsehole.
: : : : :
: : : : : I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
: : : : : name to take>.
: : : : :
: : : : : One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
: : : : : dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
: : : :
: : : : Didn't that already happen?
: : : :
: : : : Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly
: : : : trawling Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
: : :
: : : Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
: :
: : But, man, do they /ever/ froth.
:
: Same shite, every time.

enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?

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Democracy: Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
======================================================================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk "

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a beady
eye, and foamed wildly:
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
> : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
> : probation for writing:
> : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
> : : denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
> : : obfuscations:
> : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
> : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
> : : : probation for writing:
> : : : : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
> : : : : : As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of
> : : : : : evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
> : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> : : : : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
> : : : : : : wrote:
> : : : : : : : As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
> : : : : : : : <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
> : : : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> : : : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster
> : : : : : : : : wrote:
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> : : : : : : : : : Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> : : : : : : : : : Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
> : : : : : : : : : LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998
> : : : : : : : : : Davide G. M. Salvetti
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : Newsgroup.................:
> : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Stats Were
> : : : : : : : : : Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
> : : : : : : : : : Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
> : : : : : : : : : Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44
> : : : : : : : : : GMT Days......................: 7
> : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
> : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
> : : : : : : : : : Total Volume..............: 4492
> : : : : : : : : : Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
> : : : : : : : : : Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
> : : : : : : : : : Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
> : : : : : : : : : Total Posters This Week...: 68
> : : : : : : : : : Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
> : : : : : : : : : Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
> : : : : : : : : : Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day /
> : : : : : : : : : Percent Share
> : : : : : : : : :
> ===============================================================
> : : : : : : : : : 1. Tim
> : : : : : : : : : Bruening......................................: 892
> : : : : : : : : : 127.4
> : : : : : : : : : 65.2% 2.
> : : : : : : : : : nemo..............................................: 79
> : : : : : : : : : 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
> : : : : : : : : : Weaver........................................: 73
> : : : : : : : : : 10.4 5.3% 4.
> : : : : : : : : : mimus.............................................: 43
> : : : : : : : : : 6.1
> : : : : : : : : : 3.1% 5.
> : : : : : : : : : Puck..............................................: 22
> : : : : : : : : : 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed
> : : : : : : : : : nuts........................................: 21 3.0
> : : : : : : : : : 1.5% 7.
> : : : : : : : : : Aratzio...........................................:
> : : : : : : : : : 20
> : : : : : : : : : 2.9 1.5% 8.
> : : : : : : : : : dave..............................................: 17
> : : : : : : : : : 2.4
> : : : : : : : : : 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad
> : : : : : : : : : Hatter................................: 16
> : : : : : : : : : 2.3 1.2%
> : : : : : : : : : 10.
> : : : : : : : : : Wavy..............................................: 14
> : : : : : : : : : 2.0
> : : : : : : : : : 1.0% 11. Bertie the
> : : : : : : : : : Bunyip.................................: 13
> : : : : : : : : : 1.9 1.0% 12.
> : : : : : : : : : Grant.............................................:
> : : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
> : : : : : : : : : ah................................................: 12
> : : : : : : : : : 1.7 0.9%
> : : : : : : : : : 14.
> : : : : : : : : : pscissons.........................................: 12
> : : : : : : : : : 1.7
> : : : : : : : : : 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of
> : : : : : : : : : AErisia....................: 11
> : : : : : : : : : 1.6 0.8% 16.
> : : : : : : : : : knoxy.............................................: 9
> : : : : : : : : : 1.3 0.7%
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : Everyone below this point is, is, is--
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : Unless they're already posting far too much,
> : : : : : : : : IYKWIMAITYD.
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : 68.
> : : : : : : : : : whomepuns.........................................: 1
> : : : : : : : : : 0.1
> : : : : : : : : : 0.1%
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
> : : : : : : : : crosspostees?
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
> : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : Consider a flood from me immanent.
> : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : And not just random garbage either.
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
> : : : : : : is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here.
> : : : : : : well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have
> : : : : : : time to post. also. i still want to screw around with that
> : : : : : : 'piss wit' cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a
> : : : : : : complete arsehole.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
> : : : : : name to take>.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged
> : : : : : up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
> : : : :
> : : : : Didn't that already happen?
> : : : :
> : : : : Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling
> : : : : Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
> : : :
> : : : Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
> : :
> : : But, man, do they /ever/ froth.
> :
> : Same shite, every time.
>
> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?

<poke>

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________________________________________________________________________
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"You DON'T HAVE A CLUE what mythology is.

"Mythology IS the same thing as history and Gesta Danorum is purely
historical.

"Take your idiotic and ignorant conspiracy theories about the grand
falsification of European history and shove them up your arse where they
came from." -- Argyros Argyrou/Agamemnon, teh Rhodes Scholar, in
Message-ID: <MeidnSdouexwK1bV4p2dnAA@eclipse.net.uk>
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Agamemnon

"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."

"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<UNGdnZVRnLb0fwXVRVnyigA@eclipse.net.uk>

"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as ****ing
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<asqdneLCt_DZ6e_VnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
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"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
******ISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

http://www.screedbomb.info/coosn/
Q: Who is eligible for a COOSN?

A: Kookologists with 10 or more verifiable UV points may exchange these
points for a Cabal Obsidian Order Sombrero Number.

Q: Who is not eligible for a COOSN?

A: Certified net.kooks; notorious net.cretins; terminally clueless
****wits; previous winners of kook-awards, unless an official pardon has
been granted by the FNVW.

Q: How do I apply for a COOSN?

A: Make a Usenet post to alt.usenet.kooks (crossposting to your favourite
newsgroups is acceptable); to ensure that the FNVW actually sees your
request, try to use either of the following formats for the subject line:

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Please provide a list of 10 UV points - along with verifiable evidence for
each point wherever possible.

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A: The Office of Darth Bawl is always looking for new candidates. Nuff
said.

Q: What are "UV points"?
1. Threats of violence, especially death. (one point per kook)
2. Lists, i.e. real lists, not just mentions of two or three names in
the same post. One list per kook, unless the lists are clearly meant to
serve different purposes.
3. Fanboi sites (one point per kook, not one point per site. Minimum
qualification is a whole page about you; pages containing lists don't
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5. Attempts at real-life contact (e.g. posting phone numbers)
6. Fake awards, revenge nominations etc. (one point per kook)
7. Mentions in a newsgroup FAQ (e.g. soc.men).
8. Being the target of a Kooksuit (one point per kook).

Gerald C. Newton is a wife-beating ****head.
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/G-Dolf
 
As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
<ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
<pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a beady
>eye, and foamed wildly:
>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio
>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>> : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>> : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>> : probation for writing:
>> : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>> : : denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>> : : obfuscations:
>> : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>> : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>> : : : probation for writing:
>> : : : : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>> : : : : : As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of
>> : : : : : evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>> : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>> : : : : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>> : : : : : : wrote:
>> : : : : : : : As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
>> : : : : : : : <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>> : : : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>> : : : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster
>> : : : : : : : : wrote:
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : : NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> : : : : : : : : : Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> : : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : : Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> : : : : : : : : : Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
>> : : : : : : : : : LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998
>> : : : : : : : : : Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> : : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : : Newsgroup.................:
>> : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Stats Were
>> : : : : : : : : : Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>> : : : : : : : : : Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>> : : : : : : : : : Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44
>> : : : : : : : : : GMT Days......................: 7
>> : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>> : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>> : : : : : : : : : Total Volume..............: 4492
>> : : : : : : : : : Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>> : : : : : : : : : Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>> : : : : : : : : : Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>> : : : : : : : : : Total Posters This Week...: 68
>> : : : : : : : : : Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>> : : : : : : : : : Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>> : : : : : : : : : Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>> : : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : : Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day /
>> : : : : : : : : : Percent Share
>> : : : : : : : : :
>> ===============================================================
>> : : : : : : : : : 1. Tim
>> : : : : : : : : : Bruening......................................: 892
>> : : : : : : : : : 127.4
>> : : : : : : : : : 65.2% 2.
>> : : : : : : : : : nemo..............................................: 79
>> : : : : : : : : : 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
>> : : : : : : : : : Weaver........................................: 73
>> : : : : : : : : : 10.4 5.3% 4.
>> : : : : : : : : : mimus.............................................: 43
>> : : : : : : : : : 6.1
>> : : : : : : : : : 3.1% 5.
>> : : : : : : : : : Puck..............................................: 22
>> : : : : : : : : : 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed
>> : : : : : : : : : nuts........................................: 21 3.0
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.5% 7.
>> : : : : : : : : : Aratzio...........................................:
>> : : : : : : : : : 20
>> : : : : : : : : : 2.9 1.5% 8.
>> : : : : : : : : : dave..............................................: 17
>> : : : : : : : : : 2.4
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad
>> : : : : : : : : : Hatter................................: 16
>> : : : : : : : : : 2.3 1.2%
>> : : : : : : : : : 10.
>> : : : : : : : : : Wavy..............................................: 14
>> : : : : : : : : : 2.0
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.0% 11. Bertie the
>> : : : : : : : : : Bunyip.................................: 13
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.9 1.0% 12.
>> : : : : : : : : : Grant.............................................:
>> : : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>> : : : : : : : : : ah................................................: 12
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.7 0.9%
>> : : : : : : : : : 14.
>> : : : : : : : : : pscissons.........................................: 12
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.7
>> : : : : : : : : : 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of
>> : : : : : : : : : AErisia....................: 11
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.6 0.8% 16.
>> : : : : : : : : : knoxy.............................................: 9
>> : : : : : : : : : 1.3 0.7%
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : Unless they're already posting far too much,
>> : : : : : : : : IYKWIMAITYD.
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : : 68.
>> : : : : : : : : : whomepuns.........................................: 1
>> : : : : : : : : : 0.1
>> : : : : : : : : : 0.1%
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>> : : : : : : : : crosspostees?
>> : : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : : IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>> : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : Consider a flood from me immanent.
>> : : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : : And not just random garbage either.
>> : : : : : :
>> : : : : : : random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
>> : : : : : : is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here.
>> : : : : : : well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have
>> : : : : : : time to post. also. i still want to screw around with that
>> : : : : : : 'piss wit' cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a
>> : : : : : : complete arsehole.
>> : : : : :
>> : : : : : I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
>> : : : : : name to take>.
>> : : : : :
>> : : : : : One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged
>> : : : : : up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>> : : : :
>> : : : : Didn't that already happen?
>> : : : :
>> : : : : Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling
>> : : : : Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>> : : :
>> : : : Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>> : :
>> : : But, man, do they /ever/ froth.
>> :
>> : Same shite, every time.
>>
>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>
><poke>
>

I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps ... I
mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as well as
plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the fringes of AUK.

Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?

Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
change the way in which I behave.

I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
--
sychotic <c>hicken
http://crass.on.ru/bin/upload/files/mp3/Trashmen-Surfin::Bird.mp3
Friends intervene on Friends.
Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!
 
" sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:

> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> > On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
> > beady eye, and foamed wildly:
> > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
> > > Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> > > : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
> > > : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
> > > : probation for writing:
> > > : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
> > > : : denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
> > > and/or : : obfuscations:
> > > : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
> > > : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
> > > : : : probation for writing:
> > > : : : : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
> > > wrote: : : : : : As legal representative metro-golden-meower
> > > read article of
> >>: : : : : evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it
> was
> > > : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> > > : : : : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
> > > <c>hicken" : : : : : : wrote:
> > > : : : : : : : As legal representative mimus read article of
> > > evidence
> >>: : : : : : : <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
> > > : : : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> > > : : : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats
> > > Poster : : : : : : : : wrote:
> > > : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : : NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > > : : : : : : : : : Version 1.1 (using
> > > News::Scan) : : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : : Copyright (C) 2002 Neil
> > > Lombardo, : : : : : : : : : Based on groupstat, Copyleft
> > > (C) 2000 H. Alex : : : : : : : : : LaHurreau Based on
> > > StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 : : : : : : : : : Davide G. M.
> > > Salvetti : : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : : Newsgroup.................:
> > > : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Stats Were
> > > : : : : : : : : : Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> > > Stats : : : : : : : : : Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008
> > > 23:03:14 GMT : : : : : : : : : Stats End.................: Fri,
> > > 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 : : : : : : : : : GMT
> > > Days......................: 7 : : : : : : : : : Total No. of
> > > Articles.....: 1368 : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Characters...:
> > > 4600361 : : : : : : : : : Total Volume..............: 4492
> > > : : : : : : : : : Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
> > > : : : : : : : : : Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
> > > : : : : : : : : : Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
> > > : : : : : : : : : Total Posters This Week...: 68
> > > : : : : : : : : : Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
> > > : : : : : : : : : Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
> > > : : : : : : : : : Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : : Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day
> > > / : : : : : : : : : Percent Share
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > ===============================================================
> > > : : : : : : : : : 1. Tim
> > > : : : : : : : : : Bruening......................................:
> > > 892 : : : : : : : : : 127.4
> > > : : : : : : : : : 65.2% 2.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > nemo..............................................: 79 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim : : : : : : : : :
> > > Weaver........................................: 73 : : : : : : :
> > > : : 10.4 5.3% 4. : : : : : : : : :
> > > mimus.............................................: 43 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 6.1 : : : : : : : : : 3.1% 5.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > Puck..............................................: 22 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed : : : : : : : : :
> > > nuts........................................: 21 3.0 : : : : : :
> > > : : : 1.5% 7. : : : : : : : : :
> > > Aratzio...........................................: : : : : : :
> > > : : : 20 : : : : : : : : : 2.9 1.5% 8.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > dave..............................................: 17 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 2.4 : : : : : : : : : 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad
> > > : : : : : : : : : Hatter................................: 16
> > > : : : : : : : : : 2.3 1.2%
> > > : : : : : : : : : 10.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > Wavy..............................................: 14 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 2.0 : : : : : : : : : 1.0% 11. Bertie the
> > > : : : : : : : : : Bunyip.................................: 13
> > > : : : : : : : : : 1.9 1.0% 12.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > Grant.............................................: : : : : : :
> > > : : : 12 1.7 0.9% 13. : : : : : : : : :
> > > ah................................................: 12 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 1.7 0.9% : : : : : : : : : 14.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > pscissons.........................................: 12 : : : : :
> > > : : : : 1.7 : : : : : : : : : 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of
> > > : : : : : : : : : AErisia....................: 11
> > > : : : : : : : : : 1.6 0.8% 16.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > knoxy.............................................: 9 : : : : : :
> > > : : : 1.3 0.7% : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : Everyone below this point is, is, is--
> > > : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
> > > : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : Unless they're already posting far too much,
> > > : : : : : : : : IYKWIMAITYD.
> > > : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : : 68.
> > > : : : : : : : : :
> > > whomepuns.........................................: 1 : : : : : :
> > > : : : 0.1 : : : : : : : : : 0.1%
> > > : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
> > > : : : : : : : : crosspostees?
> > > : : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : : IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
> > > : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : Consider a flood from me immanent.
> > > : : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : : And not just random garbage either.
> > > : : : : : :
> > > : : : : : : random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with
> > > whoever : : : : : : is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot
> > > back here. : : : : : : well why not. its what i generaly do as a
> > > rule when i have : : : : : : time to post. also. i still want to
> > > screw around with that : : : : : : 'piss wit'
> > > cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a : : : : : :
> > > complete arsehole. : : : : :
> > > : : : : : I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is
> > > a cool : : : : : name to take>.
> > > : : : : :
> > > : : : : : One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
> > > dredged : : : : : up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
> > > : : : :
> > > : : : : Didn't that already happen?
> > > : : : :
> > > : : : : Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly
> > > trawling : : : : Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
> > > : : :
> > > : : : Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
> > > : :
> > > : : But, man, do they ever froth.
> > > :
> > > : Same shite, every time.
> > >
> > > enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
> >
> > <poke>
> >
>
> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps
> ... I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as
> well as plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the
> fringes of AUK.
>
> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>
> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
> change the way in which I behave.
>
> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.

I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an award,
do I? No! <sulks>

Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the
vote wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.

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mimus wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>
> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> >
> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>
> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >>
> >> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
> >> Days......................: 7
> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
> >> Total Volume..............: 4492
> >> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
> >> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
> >> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
> >> Total Posters This Week...: 68
> >> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
> >> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
> >>
> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> ===============================================================
> >> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
> >> 65.2% 2. nemo..............................................: 79
> >> 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim Weaver........................................:
> >> 73 10.4 5.3% 4.
> >> mimus.............................................: 43 6.1 3.1%
> >> 5. Puck..............................................: 22 3.1
> 1.6% >> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 21
> 3.0 1.5% >> 7. Aratzio...........................................:
> 20 2.9 1.5% >> 8.
> dave..............................................: 17 2.4 1.2% >>
> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
> >> 10. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.0
> >> 1.0% 11. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 13
> >> 1.9 1.0% 12. Grant.............................................:
> >> 12 1.7 0.9% 13. >>
> ah................................................: 12 1.7 0.9% >>
> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 >>
> 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 11 >>
> 1.6 0.8% 16. knoxy.............................................:
> >> 9 1.3 0.7%
> >
> > Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.
>
> Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.
>
> Or at least not in the Pit.

I wouldn't want to end up in the pit. It hasn't been cleaned for awhile.

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As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
<ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
<pan.2008.09.16.09.20.55.166492@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:48:17 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken fixed me with a
>beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young read
>> article of evidence
>> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
>> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a beady
>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>> : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>>>> : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>>>> : probation for writing:
>>>> : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>>>> : : denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>> : : obfuscations:
>>>> : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>> : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>>>> : : : probation for writing:
>>>> : : : : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
>>>> : : : : wrote:
>>>> : : : : : As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of
>>>> : : : : : evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>>>> : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>> : : : : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
>>>> : : : : : : <c>hicken" wrote:
>>>> : : : : : : : As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
>>>> : : : : : : : <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>>>> : : : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>> : : : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats
>>>> : : : : : : : : Poster wrote:
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : : NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>> : : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Alex
>>>> : : : : : : : : : LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C)
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1998
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>> : : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Newsgroup.................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Stats Were
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 22:40:44 GMT Days......................: 7
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>> : : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day /
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Percent Share
>>>> : : : : : : : : :
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1. Tim
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Bruening......................................: 892
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 127.4
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 65.2% 2.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : nemo..............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 79
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Weaver........................................: 73
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 10.4 5.3% 4.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : mimus.............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 43 6.1
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 3.1% 5.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Puck..............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 22
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed
>>>> : : : : : : : : : nuts........................................: 21
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 3.0 1.5% 7.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Aratzio...........................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 20
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 2.9 1.5% 8.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : dave..............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 17 2.4
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Hatter................................: 16
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 2.3 1.2%
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 10.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Wavy..............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 14 2.0
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1.0% 11. Bertie the
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Bunyip.................................: 13
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1.9 1.0% 12.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : Grant.............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : ah................................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9%
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 14.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : pscissons.........................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 12 1.7
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of
>>>> : : : : : : : : : AErisia....................: 11
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1.6 0.8% 16.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : knoxy.............................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 9
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1.3 0.7%
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : Unless they're already posting far too much,
>>>> : : : : : : : : IYKWIMAITYD.
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 68.
>>>> : : : : : : : : : whomepuns.........................................:
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 1 0.1
>>>> : : : : : : : : : 0.1%
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>>>> : : : : : : : : crosspostees?
>>>> : : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : : IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>> : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>> : : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : : And not just random garbage either.
>>>> : : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : : random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
>>>> : : : : : : is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here.
>>>> : : : : : : well why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have
>>>> : : : : : : time to post. also. i still want to screw around with that
>>>> : : : : : : 'piss wit' cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is
>>>> : : : : : : a complete arsehole.
>>>> : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a
>>>> : : : : : cool name to take>.
>>>> : : : : :
>>>> : : : : : One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
>>>> : : : : : dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>> : : : :
>>>> : : : : Didn't that already happen?
>>>> : : : :
>>>> : : : : Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly
>>>> : : : : trawling Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>>>> : : :
>>>> : : : Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>>>> : :
>>>> : : But, man, do they /ever/ froth.
>>>> :
>>>> : Same shite, every time.
>>>>
>>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>>>
>>><poke>
>>
>> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps ... I
>> mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as well as
>> plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the fringes of AUK.
>>
>> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>>
>> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
>> change the way in which I behave.
>
>Official kooks in AUK have official kook awards. You have nowt. I'm sure
>the math, at this point, is fairly simple...;-{P}
>

I suppose I shall have to be happy with being an unofficial kook in that
case.

I'm not sure if my "inner kook" might not be moved to acts of extreme
kookiness as a result of that disappointing news.


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Something seems to be seriously wrong with my computer. It is working!
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> bloviated:

>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio
>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
>: On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky
>: <popesnarky@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for writing:
>:
>: : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>: : denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>: : obfuscations:
>: : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>: : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>: : : probation for writing:
>: : : : On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken wrote:
>: : : : : As legal representative metro-golden-meower read article of
>: : : : : evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>: : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>: : : : : : On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>: : : : : : wrote:
>: : : : : : : As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
>: : : : : : : <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>: : : : : : : clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>: : : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster
>: : : : : : : : wrote:
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>: : : : : : : : : Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>: : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>: : : : : : : : : Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
>: : : : : : : : : LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998
>: : : : : : : : : Davide G. M. Salvetti
>: : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : Newsgroup.................:
>: : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Stats Were
>: : : : : : : : : Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT Stats
>: : : : : : : : : Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>: : : : : : : : : Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44
>: : : : : : : : : GMT Days......................: 7
>: : : : : : : : : Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>: : : : : : : : : Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>: : : : : : : : : Total Volume..............: 4492
>: : : : : : : : : Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>: : : : : : : : : Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>: : : : : : : : : Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>: : : : : : : : : Total Posters This Week...: 68
>: : : : : : : : : Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>: : : : : : : : : Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>: : : : : : : : : Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>: : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day /
>: : : : : : : : : Percent Share
>: : : : : : : : :
>===============================================================
>: : : : : : : : : 1. Tim
>: : : : : : : : : Bruening......................................: 892
>: : : : : : : : : 127.4
>: : : : : : : : : 65.2% 2.
>: : : : : : : : : nemo..............................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 79
>: : : : : : : : : 11.3 5.8% 3. Tim
>: : : : : : : : : Weaver........................................: 73
>: : : : : : : : : 10.4 5.3% 4.
>: : : : : : : : : mimus.............................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 43 6.1
>: : : : : : : : : 3.1% 5.
>: : : : : : : : : Puck..............................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 22
>: : : : : : : : : 3.1 1.6% 6. mixed
>: : : : : : : : : nuts........................................: 21
>: : : : : : : : : 3.0 1.5% 7.
>: : : : : : : : : Aratzio...........................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 20 2.9 1.5% 8.
>: : : : : : : : : dave..............................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 17 2.4
>: : : : : : : : : 1.2% 9. Onideus Mad
>: : : : : : : : : Hatter................................: 16
>: : : : : : : : : 2.3 1.2%
>: : : : : : : : : 10.
>: : : : : : : : : Wavy..............................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 14 2.0
>: : : : : : : : : 1.0% 11. Bertie the
>: : : : : : : : : Bunyip.................................: 13
>: : : : : : : : : 1.9 1.0% 12.
>: : : : : : : : : Grant.............................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9% 13.
>: : : : : : : : : ah................................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 12 1.7 0.9%
>: : : : : : : : : 14.
>: : : : : : : : : pscissons.........................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 12 1.7
>: : : : : : : : : 0.9% 15. Queen of the Snarks of
>: : : : : : : : : AErisia....................: 11
>: : : : : : : : : 1.6 0.8% 16.
>: : : : : : : : : knoxy.............................................: 9
>: : : : : : : : : 1.3 0.7%
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : Everyone below this point is, is, is--
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : Well, by gosh, they're just not posting enough.
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : Unless they're already posting far too much,
>: : : : : : : : IYKWIMAITYD.
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : 68.
>: : : : : : : : : whomepuns.........................................:
>: : : : : : : : : 1 0.1
>: : : : : : : : : 0.1%
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>: : : : : : : : crosspostees?
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>: : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : Consider a flood from me immanent.
>: : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : And not just random garbage either.
>: : : : : :
>: : : : : : random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
>: : : : : : is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a
>: : : : : : lot back here. well why not. its what i generaly do as a
>: : : : : : rule when i have time to post. also. i
>: : : : : : still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>: : : : : : cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete
>: : : : : : arsehole.
>: : : : :
>: : : : : I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
>: : : : : name to take>.
>: : : : :
>: : : : : One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
>: : : : : dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>: : : :
>: : : : Didn't that already happen?
>: : : :
>: : : : Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly
>: : : : trawling Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>: : :
>: : : Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>: :
>: : But, man, do they /ever/ froth.
>:
>: Same shite, every time.
>
>enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?

Which award would you like?
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:32 +0000, knoxy wrote:

> " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
>> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
>> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>
>>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>
>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>>>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
>>>>>> and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>>>>>>>>> read article of evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
>>>>>>>>>> <c>hicken" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of
>>>>>>>>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip totally trashed original post>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspostees?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is
>>>>>>>>>> in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here. well why
>>>>>>>>>> not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have time to post.
>>>>>>>>>> also. i still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>>>>>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete
>>>>>>>>>> arsehole.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
>>>>>>>>> name to take>.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
>>>>>>>>> dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Didn't that already happen?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling
>>>>>>>> Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But, man, do they ever froth.
>>>>>
>>>>> Same shite, every time.
>>>>
>>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>>>
>>> <poke>
>>
>> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps ...
>> I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as well as
>> plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the fringes of AUK.
>>
>> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>>
>> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
>> change the way in which I behave.
>>
>> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
>
> I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an award,
> do I? No! <sulks>
>
> Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the vote
> wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.

You'll have to campaign harder <shudder>.

I believe Dave went for and bagged one a year or so ago.

Although I personally think manifest intent to win an award should
disqualify the k00k in question, unless their intrinsic k00kery is so
k00ky that even that doesn't matter (sort of a k00kiness-bar there) . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."
"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:34 +0000, knoxy wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:23:18 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>>
>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 GMT
>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:40:44 GMT
>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1368
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4600361
>>>> Total Volume..............: 4492
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 195.4
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 657194.4
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 641 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 68
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.40%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 68.02%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 12.22%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 892 127.4
>>>>
>>>> <snip trashed original post>
>>>>
>>>> 16. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
>>>
>>> Oh well, at least I made the top 20 this time.
>>
>> Just keep at or above that one-a-day rate and all will be well.
>>
>> Or at least not in the Pit.
>
> I wouldn't want to end up in the pit. It hasn't been cleaned for awhile.

Last I heard, Tim was down there <shudder>.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."
"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:49:45 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:32 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>
>> " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
>>> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
>>> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>
>>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>>>>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
>>>>>>> and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>>>>>>>>>> read article of evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
>>>>>>>>>>> <c>hicken" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of
>>>>>>>>>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip totally trashed original post>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspostees?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is
>>>>>>>>>>> in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here. well why
>>>>>>>>>>> not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have time to post.
>>>>>>>>>>> also. i still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>>>>>>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete
>>>>>>>>>>> arsehole.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
>>>>>>>>>> name to take>.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
>>>>>>>>>> dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Didn't that already happen?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling
>>>>>>>>> Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But, man, do they ever froth.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Same shite, every time.
>>>>>
>>>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>>>>
>>>> <poke>
>>>
>>> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps ...
>>> I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as well as
>>> plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the fringes of AUK.
>>>
>>> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>>>
>>> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
>>> change the way in which I behave.
>>>
>>> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
>>
>> I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an award,
>> do I? No! <sulks>
>>
>> Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the vote
>> wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.
>
>You'll have to campaign harder <shudder>.
>
>I believe Dave went for and bagged one a year or so ago.

He tried, we laughed at him and ignored his silly campaign.

>
>Although I personally think manifest intent to win an award should
>disqualify the k00k in question, unless their intrinsic k00kery is so
>k00ky that even that doesn't matter (sort of a k00kiness-bar there) . . . .

It does, which explains DAEV being laughed at.
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:17:34 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:49:45 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:32 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>>
>>> " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
>>>> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
>>>> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>>>>>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
>>>>>>>> and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>>>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>>>>>>>>>>> read article of evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
>>>>>>>>>>>> <c>hicken" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip totally trashed original post>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspostees?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is
>>>>>>>>>>>> in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here. well why
>>>>>>>>>>>> not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have time to post.
>>>>>>>>>>>> also. i still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>>>>>>>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete
>>>>>>>>>>>> arsehole.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
>>>>>>>>>>> name to take>.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
>>>>>>>>>>> dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Didn't that already happen?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling
>>>>>>>>>> Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But, man, do they ever froth.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Same shite, every time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>>>>>
>>>>> <poke>
>>>>
>>>> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps ...
>>>> I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as well as
>>>> plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the fringes of AUK.
>>>>
>>>> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>>>>
>>>> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
>>>> change the way in which I behave.
>>>>
>>>> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
>>>
>>> I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an award,
>>> do I? No! <sulks>
>>>
>>> Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the vote
>>> wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.
>>
>> You'll have to campaign harder <shudder>.
>>
>> I believe Dave went for and bagged one a year or so ago.
>
> He tried, we laughed at him and ignored his silly campaign.
>
>> Although I personally think manifest intent to win an award should
>> disqualify the k00k in question, unless their intrinsic k00kery is so
>> k00ky that even that doesn't matter (sort of a k00kiness-bar there) . .
>> . .
>
> It does, which explains DAEV being laughed at.

Ah. Well. He'll have to be content with his informal news.groups
Killfilee of the Year Award . . . .

Does any auker even just Google-Group "kook" etc. on a regular basis to
see if such promising charges are being bandied about out there in the
Usenet hinterlands?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I am being placed in Class 5a,
along with the licensed pilots
and mental defectives.

< Benchley
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:55:39 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:17:34 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:49:45 -0400, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:32 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>>>
>>>> " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
>>>>> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> it
>>>>> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>>>>>>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
>>>>>>>>> and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>>>>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>>>>>>>>>>>> read article of evidence <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <c>hicken" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip totally trashed original post>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspostees?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here. well why
>>>>>>>>>>>>> not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have time to post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> also. i still want to screw around with that 'piss wit'
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as he is a complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>> arsehole.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a cool
>>>>>>>>>>>> name to take>.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
>>>>>>>>>>>> dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't that already happen?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly trawling
>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But, man, do they ever froth.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Same shite, every time.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <poke>
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps ...
>>>>> I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as well as
>>>>> plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the fringes of AUK.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>>>>>
>>>>> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and profoundly
>>>>> change the way in which I behave.
>>>>>
>>>>> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
>>>>
>>>> I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an award,
>>>> do I? No! <sulks>
>>>>
>>>> Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the vote
>>>> wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.
>>>
>>> You'll have to campaign harder <shudder>.
>>>
>>> I believe Dave went for and bagged one a year or so ago.
>>
>> He tried, we laughed at him and ignored his silly campaign.
>>
>>> Although I personally think manifest intent to win an award should
>>> disqualify the k00k in question, unless their intrinsic k00kery is so
>>> k00ky that even that doesn't matter (sort of a k00kiness-bar there) . .
>>> . .
>>
>> It does, which explains DAEV being laughed at.
>
>Ah. Well. He'll have to be content with his informal news.groups
>Killfilee of the Year Award . . . .
>
>Does any auker even just Google-Group "kook" etc. on a regular basis to
>see if such promising charges are being bandied about out there in the
>Usenet hinterlands?

Varies, I am sure there are some that have done that but usually they
come to us in the guise of trying to flame some other kook.
 
mimus wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:32 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>
> > " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> >> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
> >> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin>
> it >> was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> > >
> >>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
> >>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
> > > >
> >>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
> >>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> > > > >
> >>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
> >>>>> probation for writing:
> > > > > >
> >>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
> >>>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
> >>>>>> and/or obfuscations:
> > > > > > >
> >>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
> >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
> >>>>>>> probation for writing:
> > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
> >>>>>>>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
> >>>>>>>>> read article of evidence
> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was >>>>>>>>> clear
> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic
> >>>>>>>>>> <c>hicken" wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of
> >>>>>>>>>>> evidence <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com>
> it was >>>>>>>>>>> clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster
> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
> Salvetti
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip totally trashed original post>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.
> whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the
> >>>>>>>>>>>> crosspostees?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
> is >>>>>>>>>> in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here.
> well why >>>>>>>>>> not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have
> time to post. >>>>>>>>>> also. i still want to screw around with
> that 'piss wit' >>>>>>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis)man as
> he is a complete >>>>>>>>>> arsehole.
> > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a
> cool >>>>>>>>> name to take>.
> > > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be
> >>>>>>>>> dredged up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
> > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>> Didn't that already happen?
> > > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>>> Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly
> trawling >>>>>>>> Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
> > > > > > > >
> >>>>>>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
> > > > > > >
> >>>>>> But, man, do they ever froth.
> > > > > >
> >>>>> Same shite, every time.
> >>>>
> >>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
> >>>
> >>> <poke>
> >>
> >> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps
> ... >> I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly
> as well as >> plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the
> fringes of AUK. >>
> >> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive
> opinion? >>
> >> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and
> profoundly >> change the way in which I behave.
> >>
> >> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
> >
> > I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an
> > award, do I? No! <sulks>
> >
> > Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the
> > vote wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.
>
> You'll have to campaign harder <shudder>.
>
I gave up. I unsubbed auk since I couldn't stand reading all that crap
any longer. Besides, most of the good auk'ers have ended up in here
anyway.

> I believe Dave went for and bagged one a year or so ago.
>
He tried.

> Although I personally think manifest intent to win an award should
> disqualify the k00k in question, unless their intrinsic k00kery is so
> k00ky that even that doesn't matter (sort of a k00kiness-bar there) .
> . . .

I actually prefer a bit of kookines. Life would be boring without it.

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On Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:31:38 +0000, knoxy wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:02:32 +0000, knoxy wrote:
>>
>>> " sychotic <c>hicken" <bill@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> As legal representative The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> read article of evidence
>>>> <pan.2008.09.16.06.58.41.940527@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin>
>>>> it was clear the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:56:14 +0100, Steve Leyland fixed me with a
>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>>> Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:59:54 GMT, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Snarky got double secret
>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:55:44 -0700, Aratzio wrote these lies,
>>>>>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
>>>>>>>> and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:56:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus got double secret
>>>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:31:22 +0100, sychotic <c>hicken
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative metro-golden-meower
>>>>>>>>>>> read article of evidence
>>>>>>>>>>> <uqinc41bfilpmb7qb311heshno1r858g00@4ax.com> it was clear the
>>>>>>>>>>> jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:20 +0100, " sychotic <c>hicken"
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> As legal representative mimus read article of evidence
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <-7adnTpWxfK_a1fVnZ2dnUVZ_ovinZ2d@giganews.com> it was clear
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the jury was balanced on a knife edge:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snip totally trashed original post>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68. whomepuns.........................................: 1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0.1 0.1%
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wot, only 68 posters total, including all the crosspostees?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IMMINENT DEMISE OF THE FLONK PREDICTED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Consider a flood from me immanent.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not just random garbage either.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> random garbage eh. maybe i should go and play with whoever
>>>>>>>>>>>> is in auk, ahm and alt.flame and x-post a lot back here. well
>>>>>>>>>>>> why not. its what i generaly do as a rule when i have time to
>>>>>>>>>>>> post. also. i still want to screw around with that 'pisswit'
>>>>>>>>>>>> cadiatcha(orwhateverthelamersnymis) man as he is a
>>>>>>>>>>>> complete arsehole.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I know him. And "Sparky". And <Today I think this is a
>>>>>>>>>>> cool name to take>.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One day AUK will be overrun and be just a memory to be dredged
>>>>>>>>>>> up on a hundred psychiatrist's couches.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Didn't that already happen?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Or are they back in business, selflessly and tirelessly
>>>>>>>>>> trawling Usenet for the finest in k00kery?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not much but frothing froot loops these days.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But, man, do they ever froth.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Same shite, every time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> enough already about the kookologists, what about the kooks?
>>>>>
>>>>> <poke>
>>>>
>>>> I don't know if I'm officially a kook or not. Robert Griffin (opps
>>>> ... I mean H.G. Well's Invisible Man) calls me a kook repeatedly as
>>>> well as plenty of other bad things. However he is just on the
>>>> fringes of AUK.
>>>> Is there anyone more official I can ask to get a definitive opinion?
>>>> Clearly if I knew the answer to that it might strongly and
>>>> profoundly change the way in which I behave.
>>>>
>>>> I suppose in my favour I have never won an award.
>>>
>>> I've been called a k00k by several auk'ers, but do I ever win an
>>> award, do I? No! <sulks>
>>>
>>> Ok, Peter gave me the knoxy of the month award once when he was the
>>> vote wrangler, but I don't think that really counts.
>>
>> You'll have to campaign harder <shudder>.
>
> I gave up. I unsubbed auk since I couldn't stand reading all that crap
> any longer. Besides, most of the good auk'ers have ended up in here
> anyway.
>
>> I believe Dave went for and bagged one a year or so ago.
>
> He tried.
>
>> Although I personally think manifest intent to win an award should
>> disqualify the k00k in question, unless their intrinsic k00kery is so
>> k00ky that even that doesn't matter (sort of a k00kiness-bar there) . .
>> . .
>
> I actually prefer a bit of kookines. Life would be boring without it.

I'm sure there's a Golden Mean somewhere around there that I've never been
able to put my finger on.

--
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mp 10

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"You are either insane or a fool."
"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_
 

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