Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 22 Aug 2008.

Usenet Stats Poster · Aug 22, 2008

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:02:54 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:55:35 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1189
Total No. of Characters...: 5643662
Total Volume..............: 5511
Messages Per Day..........: 169.9
Characters Per Day........: 806237.4
Average Daily Volume......: 787 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 71
Messages with Sigs........: 22.88%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 44.12%
Original Content Rating...: 10.71%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
11. Steve Leyland.....................................: 17 2.4 1.4%
12. morgan mair fheal.................................: 17 2.4 1.4%
13. Wavy..............................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
14. Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother.......................: 14 2.0 1.2%
15. mixed nuts........................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
16. pscissons.........................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
17. ah................................................: 12 1.7 1.0%
18. Peter Hucker......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
19. CovvTseTung.......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
20. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 9 1.3 0.8%
21. Chairman Cow......................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
22. Juan Tootreego....................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
23. Maxwell...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
24. knoxy.............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
25. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
26. Tharmatuge Stickelore.............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
27. Bed...............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
28. Percival Cornelius................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
29. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
30. Craig Oldfield....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
31. English Teacher...................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
32. Mr Pounder........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
33. Archie Leach......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
35. |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@>................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
36. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
37. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
38. Jim Logajan.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
39. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
40. The Chocolate Snark...............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
41. Usenet Rulez......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
42. alephtull.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
43. crookedjunk.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
44. Charlie...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Peter Dohm........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. Tim...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. chadbryant.net....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. CrossfaceWalls....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Lefty.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Mr.Silver.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. PV................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. Someone...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. Steve.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing........: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. The Sargon........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. ZerkonX...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. adOranges.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. an old freind.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. anish.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. charlier..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. joblard...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. lonesomedove......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. me................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. richard e white...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. turtoni...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Avoid normal situations...........................: 1251 178.7 22.7%
2. The 2-Belo........................................: 1123 160.5 20.4%
3. Tim Bruening......................................: 677 96.8 12.3%
4. nemo..............................................: 372 53.2 6.8%
5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 372 53.2 6.8%
6. Aratzio...........................................: 178 25.6 3.2%
7. Tim Weaver........................................: 174 25.0 3.2%
8. mimus.............................................: 173 24.8 3.2%
9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 172 24.7 3.1%
10. Steve Leyland.....................................: 110 15.8 2.0%
11. Wavy..............................................: 79 11.3 1.4%
12. dave hillstrom....................................: 73 10.5 1.3%
13. morgan mair fheal.................................: 66 9.5 1.2%
14. ah................................................: 50 7.2 0.9%
15. Percival Cornelius................................: 46 6.6 0.8%
16. pscissons.........................................: 44 6.4 0.8%
17. Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother.......................: 41 6.0 0.8%
18. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 5.9 0.8%
19. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 39 5.6 0.7%
20. CovvTseTung.......................................: 37 5.3 0.7%
21. Peter Hucker......................................: 35 5.1 0.6%
22. Juan Tootreego....................................: 33 4.8 0.6%
23. Chairman Cow......................................: 30 4.4 0.6%
24. Maxwell...........................................: 23 3.4 0.4%
25. mixed nuts........................................: 22 3.2 0.4%
26. knoxy.............................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
27. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
28. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
29. Bed...............................................: 13 1.9 0.2%
30. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
31. Craig Oldfield....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
32. Archie Leach......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
33. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
34. crookedjunk.......................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
35. Mr Pounder........................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
36. |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@>................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
37. Tharmatuge Stickelore.............................: 6 1.0 0.1%
38. The Chocolate Snark...............................: 6 0.9 0.1%
39. Jim Logajan.......................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
40. English Teacher...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
41. Brian Mailman.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
42. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
43. lonesomedove......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
44. Don H.............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
45. alephtull.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
46. Lefty.............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
47. The Unbearable Frightfulness of Linger-ing........: 4 0.6 0.1%
48. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
49. Someone...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
50. Usenet Rulez......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
51. Peter Dohm........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
52. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
53. joblard...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
54. PV................................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
55. an old friend.....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
56. The Sargon........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
57. an old freind.....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
58. richard e white...................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
59. adOranges.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
60. me................................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
61. Charlie...........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
62. turtoni...........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
63. Tim...............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
64. CrossfaceWalls....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
65. chadbryant.net....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
66. Steve.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
67. charlier..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
68. Mr.Silver.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
69. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
70. ZerkonX...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
71. anish.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. 8/20 Puns.........................................: 56 8.0 4.7%
2. 8/15 Puns.........................................: 53 7.6 4.5%
3. Reposts Of Material From Me Posted To The NY Times: 52 7.4 4.4%
4. Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary Day Puns....: 38 5.4 3.2%
5. Klewless newbie alert! (Was Re: Troll alert! Why : 38 5.4 3.2%
6. Open Question Concerning Mork's Antics............: 33 4.7 2.8%
7. Captain cross post is at it again.................: 32 4.6 2.7%
8. Viable alternatives for serious aviation discussio: 31 4.4 2.6%
9. Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary Puns........: 29 4.1 2.4%
10. August 8 Puns.....................................: 29 4.1 2.4%
11. V-J Day Puns......................................: 29 4.1 2.4%
12. penis.............................................: 25 3.6 2.1%
13. Crystal anniversary...............................: 24 3.4 2.0%
14. RAP is NOT Dead...................................: 23 3.3 1.9%
15. Journeyman: A Love That Transcends Time?..........: 22 3.1 1.9%
16. August 15 Puns....................................: 20 2.9 1.7%
17. RFD - soc.religion.asatru.is-dead.................: 19 2.7 1.6%
18. 20 August Puns....................................: 18 2.6 1.5%
19. My Right Armpit is Sweating More than My Left.....: 18 2.6 1.5%
20. 15/8 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
21. 8/1 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 1.3%
22. A New Hope........................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
23. LOL...............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
24. Attention Mimus ...........................: 14 2.0 1.2%
25. 15 August Puns....................................: 13 1.9 1.1%
26. A Google Groups alternative to rec.aviation.piloti: 12 1.7 1.0%
27. Bulletin--ESPN2--New Haven--Hantuchova Alert......: 12 1.7 1.0%
28. Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches : 12 1.7 1.0%
29. 801 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.9%
30. My Review of The "Rain Thread" by Tim Weaver : 10 1.4 0.8%
31. 20/8 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
32. 12 days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
33. Election Day Puns.................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
34. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 9 1.3 0.8%
35. 14/8 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
36. 8/16 Puns.........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
37. A Manual for Everything...........................: 8 1.1 0.7%
38. I'm Starting My Own Newsgroup.....................: 8 1.1 0.7%
39. Just So You Don't Forget..........................: 8 1.1 0.7%
40. Plant catechol facts..............................: 8 1.1 0.7%
41. cabin pressure and health.........................: 8 1.1 0.7%
42. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 5.......: 7 1.0 0.6%
43. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 7 1.0 0.6%
44. Eyes Bigger than My Freezer.......................: 7 1.0 0.6%
45. I can't watch redhead females on tv anymore, godda: 7 1.0 0.6%
46. Let's move on.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
47. POEM: Red Clam Sauce..............................: 7 1.0 0.6%
48. The Berti and Dudley Tag Team is Back!!!!!........: 7 1.0 0.6%
49. Third class abroad................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
50. Traffic advisories workload permitting?...........: 7 1.0 0.6%
51. Interesting, but off topic........................: 6 0.9 0.5%
52. OK................................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
53. Slippage Again....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
54. Some 'essential' bands i can live without.........: 6 0.9 0.5%
55. 8/14 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
56. 9/4 Puns..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
57. Imaginary Lines And Scenes: DH Spoilers...........: 5 0.7 0.4%
58. It's a Late PIzza Night...........................: 5 0.7 0.4%
59. Lits o'hate froups (was Re: Warning: CovvTseTung).: 5 0.7 0.4%
60. Paging Mr. Veiny: ILK ALERT (Re: Stalking manic ob: 5 0.7 0.4%
61. Pan...............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
62. 10 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
63. 115 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
64. 360 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
65. 5 Days............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
66. 8/10 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
67. 8/18 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
68. April 10 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
69. Back in My Day It Was Bags that Were the Problem..: 4 0.6 0.3%
70. Bertie is back in drag, as the Maxwell forger.....: 4 0.6 0.3%
71. FlonkNews: Out of Africa Something Old, or Strong-: 4 0.6 0.3%
72. Klewless newbie alert! (Was Re: Troll alert! Why i: 4 0.6 0.3%
73. Speaking of high refractory indices...............: 4 0.6 0.3%
74. Zen and the art of Crosspoasting..................: 4 0.6 0.3%
75. 25 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
76. 270 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
77. 280 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
78. 35 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
79. 355 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
80. 50 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
81. 8/15 or 15/8 Puns?...............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
82. 8/19 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
83. Another one of these "Ping Veronica" posts........: 3 0.4 0.3%
84. Carl Sagan Died...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
85. Ercoupe for training..............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
86. Last night........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
87. NOMINATION: Tim Bruening for the Golden Killfile

3 0.4 0.3%
88. New Topic [Re: Attention Mimus ............: 3 0.4 0.3%
89. Ten Years after...................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
90. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
91. 145 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
92. 20 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
93. 225 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
94. 235 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
95. 240 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
96. 260 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
97. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
98. 30 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
99. 315 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
100. 330 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
101. 345 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
102. 45 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
103. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
104. 70 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
105. 8/12 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
106. 8/13 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
107. 90 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
108. April 9 Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
109. Assummption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary Day Puns...: 2 0.3 0.2%
110. Assumption Of The Blessed Vigin Mary Puns.........: 2 0.3 0.2%
111. Delta Tea.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
112. Eee...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
113. Fun toy to have...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
114. Gerboperv, silly, furry little homo, and those con: 2 0.3 0.2%
115. Hey...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
116. Interesting.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
117. PING Veronica.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
118. Promise me........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
119. Shortest Thread Ever - Do Not Reply!..............: 2 0.3 0.2%
120. WINNERS: An Important Announcement (Re: Showtime

2 0.3 0.2%
121. attn: Messrs. Barker, Horsman and that Keef fellow: 2 0.3 0.2%
122. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: 2 0.3 0.2%
123. ?rets Foliehatt: Tschinvali.......................: 2 0.3 0.2%
124. 100 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
125. 110 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
126. 1197 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
127. 120 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
128. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
129. 14 August Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
130. 15,299 Days.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
131. 150 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
132. 155 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
133. 170 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
134. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
135. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
136. 185 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
137. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
138. 195 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
139. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
140. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
141. 230 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
142. 245 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
143. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
144. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
145. 275 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
146. 285 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
147. 295 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
148. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
149. 320 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
150. 325 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
153. 405 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. 410 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. 60 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. 749 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. 750 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=C5rets?= Foliehatt: Tschinvali....: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. A new lits member.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. Alphabet Game II..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. August 14 Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 5 Travel: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. Britney Spears Vagina Uninjured After Car Crash...: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. Cold..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. Dudley and Jay, sockin' for Mx....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. FYI...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. FlonkNews: Does Geography Determine Character and : 1 0.1 0.1%
170. Guess The Troll (Round Two).......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. Has Robby or Hornet ever listened to the band Tenp: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. Have you noticed that olympic stadium called 'the : 1 0.1 0.1%
173. Hot...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. How to write the perfect newsgroup abuse report...: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. I <3 my new car...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. Is Maxwell a closet meower?.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. Let's all welcome, Bertie in drag.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. Maxie changes his name... I so confused...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. Maxie's back!.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. Maxie's paranoia shines through...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. Maxie's pathetic nym shifting and froup snipping..: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. Maxie's pathetic nym shifting.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. Mediocre moments in alt.flame history.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. Never leave me, Maxine............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. New Google Sports Feature.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. Please be easy on my Maxie........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. Question on AVGAS stored at the field.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. Splunge...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. Strange landing at SJC............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. Stupid buses......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. The greatest man ever.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. Whooosh Maxie!....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. Zany Signs........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. [Linux/Ubuntu] Suicide Delay Indeed...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. anish add.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. mimus Does a Six-Way Crosspost....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
197. wtf???............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. A New Hope........................................: 2158 308.3 39.2%
2. Reposts Of Material From Me Posted To The NY Times: 237 33.9 4.3%
3. Crystal anniversary...............................: 205 29.4 3.7%
4. Klewless newbie alert! (Was Re: Troll alert! Why : 165 23.7 3.0%
5. 8/15 Puns.........................................: 160 23.0 2.9%
6. Open Question Concerning Mork's Antics............: 160 22.9 2.9%
7. 8/20 Puns.........................................: 118 17.0 2.2%
8. Captain cross post is at it again.................: 90 13.0 1.6%
9. My Review of The "Rain Thread" by Tim Weaver : 90 12.9 1.6%
10. RAP is NOT Dead...................................: 88 12.7 1.6%
11. Journeyman: A Love That Transcends Time?..........: 83 11.9 1.5%
12. penis.............................................: 81 11.7 1.5%
13. Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary Day Puns....: 80 11.6 1.5%
14. Attention Mimus ...........................: 72 10.3 1.3%
15. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 66 9.5 1.2%
16. Viable alternatives for serious aviation discussio: 62 9.0 1.1%
17. RFD - soc.religion.asatru.is-dead.................: 60 8.7 1.1%
18. V-J Day Puns......................................: 53 7.6 1.0%
19. August 8 Puns.....................................: 52 7.5 1.0%
20. Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary Puns........: 52 7.5 1.0%
21. 20 August Puns....................................: 46 6.7 0.8%
22. August 15 Puns....................................: 41 6.0 0.8%
23. LOL...............................................: 39 5.7 0.7%
24. My Right Armpit is Sweating More than My Left.....: 36 5.2 0.7%
25. Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches : 34 4.9 0.6%
26. Bulletin--ESPN2--New Haven--Hantuchova Alert......: 33 4.8 0.6%
27. 8/1 Puns..........................................: 33 4.7 0.6%
28. A Google Groups alternative to rec.aviation.piloti: 29 4.3 0.5%
29. I can't watch redhead females on tv anymore, godda: 27 3.9 0.5%
30. 15/8 Puns.........................................: 27 3.9 0.5%
31. 15 August Puns....................................: 25 3.6 0.5%
32. 20/8 Puns.........................................: 24 3.5 0.4%
33. I'm Starting My Own Newsgroup.....................: 23 3.4 0.4%
34. 801 Days..........................................: 23 3.3 0.4%
35. A Manual for Everything...........................: 22 3.1 0.4%
36. 12 days...........................................: 20 3.0 0.4%
37. Plant catechol facts..............................: 20 3.0 0.4%
38. cabin pressure and health.........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
39. Traffic advisories workload permitting?...........: 19 2.7 0.3%
40. 14/8 Puns.........................................: 18 2.7 0.3%
41. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 18 2.7 0.3%
42. Just So You Don't Forget..........................: 18 2.6 0.3%
43. The Berti and Dudley Tag Team is Back!!!!!........: 17 2.4 0.3%
44. Eyes Bigger than My Freezer.......................: 16 2.4 0.3%
45. Let's move on.....................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
46. 8/14 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
47. POEM: Red Clam Sauce..............................: 15 2.2 0.3%
48. FlonkNews: Out of Africa Something Old, or Strong-: 14 2.1 0.3%
49. 8/16 Puns.........................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
50. 8/15 or 15/8 Puns?...............................: 14 2.0 0.3%
51. Lits o'hate froups (was Re: Warning: CovvTseTung).: 13 2.0 0.3%
52. Third class abroad................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
53. New Topic [Re: Attention Mimus ............: 13 2.0 0.2%
54. Imaginary Lines And Scenes: DH Spoilers...........: 13 1.9 0.2%
55. Election Day Puns.................................: 13 1.9 0.2%
56. Zen and the art of Crosspoasting..................: 13 1.9 0.2%
57. Interesting, but off topic........................: 12 1.8 0.2%
58. Some 'essential' bands i can live without.........: 12 1.8 0.2%
59. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 5.......: 12 1.8 0.2%
60. OK................................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
61. Slippage Again....................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
62. NOMINATION: Tim Bruening for the Golden Killfile

12 1.7 0.2%
63. 9/4 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.2%
64. Paging Mr. Veiny: ILK ALERT (Re: Stalking manic ob: 11 1.7 0.2%
65. Pan...............................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
66. Gerboperv, silly, furry little homo, and those con: 9 1.4 0.2%
67. 10 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
68. Klewless newbie alert! (Was Re: Troll alert! Why i: 9 1.3 0.2%
69. Zany Signs........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
70. It's a Late PIzza Night...........................: 9 1.3 0.2%
71. Promise me........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
72. How to write the perfect newsgroup abuse report...: 8 1.2 0.1%
73. April 10 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.1%
74. Bertie is back in drag, as the Maxwell forger.....: 8 1.1 0.1%
75. Another one of these "Ping Veronica" posts........: 7 1.1 0.1%
76. April 9 Puns......................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
77. 8/10 Puns.........................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
78. 8/13 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
79. Carl Sagan Died...................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
80. Speaking of high refractory indices...............: 6 0.9 0.1%
81. Back in My Day It Was Bags that Were the Problem..: 6 0.9 0.1%
82. FYI...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
83. 50 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
84. Ercoupe for training..............................: 6 0.9 0.1%
85. 8/18 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
86. 360 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
87. Britney Spears Vagina Uninjured After Car Crash...: 6 0.9 0.1%
88. 5 Days............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
89. 115 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
90. Last night........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
91. Shortest Thread Ever - Do Not Reply!..............: 5 0.8 0.1%
92. 8/19 Puns.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
93. 35 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
94. PING Veronica.....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
95. attn: Messrs. Barker, Horsman and that Keef fellow: 4 0.7 0.1%
96. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: 4 0.7 0.1%
97. 355 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
98. 280 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
99. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
100. 270 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
101. Hey...............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
102. Guess The Troll (Round Two).......................: 4 0.6 0.1%
103. Fun toy to have...................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
104. 8/12 Puns.........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
105. Ten Years after...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
106. Interesting.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
107. Assummption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary Day Puns...: 3 0.5 0.1%
108. WINNERS: An Important Announcement (Re: Showtime

3 0.5 0.1%
109. Eee...............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
110. Is Maxwell a closet meower?.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
111. ?rets Foliehatt: Tschinvali.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
112. 225 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
113. Delta Tea.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
114. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
115. 30 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
116. 315 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
117. 330 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
118. 45 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
119. 345 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
120. 90 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
121. 260 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
122. Stupid buses......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
123. 240 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
124. 105 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
125. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
126. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
127. 70 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
128. Question on AVGAS stored at the field.............: 2 0.4 0.1%
129. 145 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
130. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
131. Assumption Of The Blessed Vigin Mary Puns.........: 2 0.4 0.1%
132. 235 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
133. FlonkNews: Does Geography Determine Character and : 2 0.4 0.0%
134. August 14 Puns....................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
135. [Linux/Ubuntu] Suicide Delay Indeed...............: 2 0.4 0.0%
136. I <3 my new car...................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
137. Mediocre moments in alt.flame history.............: 2 0.4 0.0%
138. 14 August Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
139. wtf???............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
140. New Google Sports Feature.........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
141. Maxie's pathetic nym shifting and froup snipping..: 2 0.3 0.0%
142. Maxie's pathetic nym shifting.....................: 2 0.3 0.0%
143. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 5 Travel: 2 0.3 0.0%
144. A new lits member.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
145. Whooosh Maxie!....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
146. Never leave me, Maxine............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
147. Alphabet Game II..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
148. Maxie changes his name... I so confused...........: 1 0.3 0.0%
149. Maxie's paranoia shines through...................: 1 0.3 0.0%
150. Maxie's back!.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
151. Cold..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
152. Strange landing at SJC............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
153. 60 Days...........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
154. Dudley and Jay, sockin' for Mx....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
155. Splunge...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
156. mimus Does a Six-Way Crosspost....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
157. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=C5rets?= Foliehatt: Tschinvali....: 1 0.2 0.0%
158. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
159. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
160. 320 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
161. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
162. 250 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
163. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
164. 120 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
165. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
166. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
167. 185 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
168. Hot...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
169. 285 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
170. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
171. 170 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
172. 110 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
173. 245 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
174. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
175. 100 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
176. 195 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
177. 155 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
178. 230 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
179. 150 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
180. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
181. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
182. 85 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
183. 275 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
184. 325 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
185. 410 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
186. 295 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
187. 1197 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
188. 749 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
189. 265 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
190. 405 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
191. 750 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
192. 15,299 Days.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
193. Please be easy on my Maxie........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
194. anish add.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
195. Let's all welcome, Bertie in drag.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
196. Have you noticed that olympic stadium called 'the : 1 0.1 0.0%
197. Has Robby or Hornet ever listened to the band Tenp: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. Tharmatuge Stickelore.....................................: 88.9%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 85.5%
3. knoxy.....................................................: 47.2%
4. dave hillstrom............................................: 37.7%
5. mimus.....................................................: 33.6%
6. mixed nuts................................................: 30.9%
7. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.............................: 28.1%
8. nemo......................................................: 27.4%
9. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 27.0%
10. morgan mair fheal.........................................: 24.1%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. The 2-Belo................................................: 0.4%
2. Avoid normal situations...................................: 0.7%
3. ah........................................................: 2.2%
4. Percival Cornelius........................................: 3.8%
5. Per Smurfenegger..........................................: 8.1%
6. Chairman Cow..............................................: 8.6%
7. Aratzio...................................................: 8.6%
8. Tim Weaver................................................: 9.6%
9. pscissons.................................................: 10.2%
10. Juan Tootreego............................................: 10.3%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 537
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 533
3. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 500
4. alt.humor....................................................: 433
5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 360
6. rec.aviation.piloting........................................: 241
7. rec.humor....................................................: 157
8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 151
9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 118
10. talk.us.rhode-island.........................................: 112

====================================================
End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

Tim Weaver · Aug 22, 2008

Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%

I'm on my way down again.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Aug 22, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>
> I'm on my way down again.

I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.

Ratz too.

But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.

Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.
Candy: What sacred bird?
Guru: Any sacred bird.

< _Candy_

Tim Weaver · Aug 22, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>> 1.8%
>>
>> I'm on my way down again.
>
> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>
> Ratz too.
>
> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>
> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?

I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
scored out. Need to check that.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Tim Weaver · Aug 22, 2008

Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>> 1.8%
>>>
>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>
>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>
>> Ratz too.
>>
>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>
>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>
> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
> scored out. Need to check that.

Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.

[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
% Destroy flonk jerks!
Score:: -9999
From: dave hillstrom|Tim Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Wavy G · Aug 23, 2008

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>
>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>
>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>
>>> Ratz too.
>>>
>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>
>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>
>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
>> scored out. Need to check that.
>
>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>
>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
> % Destroy flonk jerks!
> Score:: -9999
> From: dave hillstrom|Tim Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net

Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

Tim Weaver · Aug 23, 2008

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>
>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>
>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>
>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>
>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>
>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>
>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>
>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>> Score:: -9999
>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>
> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")

I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I just
tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had anything
against him. That's about it.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Aug 23, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>
>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>
>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>
>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>
>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>> Score:: -9999
>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>
>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>
> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
> he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.

Actually, I think that was me that said that.

And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
reminded me of that:

"You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."

I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.

Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic sexual
negativism in RL. And then rupture.

> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
> me,

I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.

> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had
> anything against him.

As Usenet Turns.

> That's about it.

<ponder>

Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd better
keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .

Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Whatever are we to do to show the
true harmony and peace that rule here,
somewhat disguised at the moment by
the apparent disorder now seemingly in
progress?

< Laumer

Tim Weaver · Aug 23, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>> NO:
>>>
>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9
>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>> got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>
>>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>
>>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>
>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really
>>> a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>> "drama.")
>>
>> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for,
>> so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.
>
> Actually, I think that was me that said that.
>
> And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
> reminded me of that:
>
> "You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."
>
> I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.
>
> Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
> misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
> seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic sexual
> negativism in RL. And then rupture.

No, no, no. Hillstrom has been in the killfile since a month or so after I
started posting here. This was long ago.

>> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
>> me,
>
> I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.
>
>> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had
>> anything against him.
>
> As Usenet Turns.
>
>> That's about it.
>
> <ponder>
>
> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd better
> keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>
> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.

Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without petty
name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>> NO:
>>>>
>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9
>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>>> got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>
>>>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>
>>>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>
>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really
>>>> a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>>> "drama.")
>>>
>>> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for,
>>> so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.
>>
>> Actually, I think that was me that said that.
>>
>> And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
>> reminded me of that:
>>
>> "You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."
>>
>> I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.
>>
>> Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
>> misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
>> seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic sexual
>> negativism in RL. And then rupture.
>
> No, no, no. Hillstrom has been in the killfile since a month or so after I
> started posting here. This was long ago.

Tsk.

>>> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
>>> me,
>>
>> I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.
>>
>>> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had
>>> anything against him.
>>
>> As Usenet Turns.
>>
>>> That's about it.
>>
>> <ponder>
>>
>> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd better
>> keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>>
>> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.
>
> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without petty
> name calling. I can deal with that all day long.

The names come later, after proof of imperviousness to or disdain for
elementary logic . . . .

See my .politics posts.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You are worse than the neocons, a strain of disease the
world knows little of as yet.

You are even worse that some of the kooks.

Back to the gas chamber, I think Hitler missed you.

THE INDIVIDUAL POSTING UNDER THE IDENTITY OF "MIMUS"
IS A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER AND REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

< Fan mail from some flounders

Tim Weaver · Aug 23, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>> NO:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328
>>>>>>>>>> 46.9 27.6% 2.
>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 52 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34
>>>>>>>>>> 4.9
>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>>>> got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>
>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not
>>>>> really a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>>>> "drama.")
>>>>
>>>> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me
>>>> for, so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.
>>>
>>> Actually, I think that was me that said that.
>>>
>>> And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
>>> reminded me of that:
>>>
>>> "You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."
>>>
>>> I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.
>>>
>>> Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
>>> misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
>>> seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic sexual
>>> negativism in RL. And then rupture.
>>
>> No, no, no. Hillstrom has been in the killfile since a month or so
>> after I started posting here. This was long ago.
>
> Tsk.
>
>>>> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
>>>> me,
>>>
>>> I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.
>>>
>>>> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had
>>>> anything against him.
>>>
>>> As Usenet Turns.
>>>
>>>> That's about it.
>>>
>>> <ponder>
>>>
>>> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd
>>> better keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>>>
>>> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.
>>
>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without
>> petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>
> The names come later, after proof of imperviousness to or disdain for
> elementary logic . . . .
>
> See my .politics posts.

I don't do politics or religion. Rarely, anyway. Endless argument and all
that. You believe what you believe and neither of us will change the
other's mind. It's an endless cycle of crap.

And since the news folks started talking about the '08 elections ONE
FRICKIN' DAY after mid-term elections, I've had more than my fill of
politics. At this point, I don't care. Just pick somebody and get back to
some other news.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:07:58 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328
>>>>>>>>>>> 46.9 27.6% 2.
>>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 52 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34
>>>>>>>>>>> 4.9
>>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>>>>> got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not
>>>>>> really a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>>>>> "drama.")
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me
>>>>> for, so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.
>>>>
>>>> Actually, I think that was me that said that.
>>>>
>>>> And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
>>>> reminded me of that:
>>>>
>>>> "You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."
>>>>
>>>> I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.
>>>>
>>>> Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
>>>> misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
>>>> seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic sexual
>>>> negativism in RL. And then rupture.
>>>
>>> No, no, no. Hillstrom has been in the killfile since a month or so
>>> after I started posting here. This was long ago.
>>
>> Tsk.
>>
>>>>> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
>>>>> me,
>>>>
>>>> I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.
>>>>
>>>>> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had
>>>>> anything against him.
>>>>
>>>> As Usenet Turns.
>>>>
>>>>> That's about it.
>>>>
>>>> <ponder>
>>>>
>>>> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd
>>>> better keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>>>>
>>>> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.
>>>
>>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without
>>> petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>>
>> The names come later, after proof of imperviousness to or disdain for
>> elementary logic . . . .
>>
>> See my .politics posts.
>
> I don't do politics or religion. Rarely, anyway. Endless argument and all
> that. You believe what you believe and neither of us will change the
> other's mind. It's an endless cycle of crap.

But the discussion may help someone who simply reads it and thinks about
it in the quiet of h^h^its own mind.

Not, of course, the debaters themselves. _Amours propres_ and all that.

> And since the news folks started talking about the '08 elections ONE
> FRICKIN' DAY after mid-term elections, I've had more than my fill of
> politics. At this point, I don't care. Just pick somebody and get back
> to some other news.

It's easy and cost-effective to have "talking heads" sit around chatting
about party-politics, compared to actually covering world news.

That would seem to me to be business fraud, if one is pretending to be a
news-channel, but no-one seems to care.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Fire everybody in Laos.

< Nixon to Secretary of State Rogers, 1971

Aratzio · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:56:58 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd better
>keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>
>Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.

Everyone should killfile Hillstrom, he is a ****head.

Aratzio · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without petty
>name calling. I can deal with that all day long.

Dear Baby Raping Gay ****wit,
While your pathetic mewling is entertaining on a level of watching
slugs mate, I must admit that if you should die a horrible, painful
death in a very public manner I would be pleased to piss upon your
corpse and spit upon whatever hole or dump they throw your festering
remains. I mean that in the best spirit of camaraderie that exists
upon usenet.

Yer Pal,
Ratz

mimus · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:16:17 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:56:58 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd
>> better keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>>
>> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.
>
> Everyone should killfile Hillstrom, he is a ****head.

Don't call people metavariables.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

mimus · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:22:12 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without
>> petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>
> Dear Baby Raping Gay ****wit,
> While your pathetic mewling is entertaining on a level of watching
> slugs mate, I must admit that if you should die a horrible, painful
> death in a very public manner I would be pleased to piss upon your
> corpse and spit upon whatever hole or dump they throw your festering
> remains. I mean that in the best spirit of camaraderie that exists upon
> usenet.
>
> Yer Pal,
> Ratz

Thant? or maybe Myint? is that you?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

Aratzio · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:35:30 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:22:12 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without
>>> petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>>
>> Dear Baby Raping Gay ****wit,
>> While your pathetic mewling is entertaining on a level of watching
>> slugs mate, I must admit that if you should die a horrible, painful
>> death in a very public manner I would be pleased to piss upon your
>> corpse and spit upon whatever hole or dump they throw your festering
>> remains. I mean that in the best spirit of camaraderie that exists upon
>> usenet.
>>
>> Yer Pal,
>> Ratz
>
>Thant? or maybe Myint? is that you?

It was just there .

Tim Weaver · Aug 23, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:07:58 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>> ) NO:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
>>>>>>>>>>>> Share
>>>>>>>>>>>> ==============================================================
>>>>>>>>>>>> =
>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328
>>>>>>>>>>>> 46.9 27.6% 2.
>>>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64
>>>>>>>>>>>> 9.1 5.4% 5.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 52 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3
>>>>>>>>>>>> 4.3% 7. dave hillstrom....................................:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 34 4.9
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10.
>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>>>>>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps
>>>>>>>>> I've got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not
>>>>>>> really a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all
>>>>>>> the "drama.")
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me
>>>>>> for, so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a
>>>>>> stalker.
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually, I think that was me that said that.
>>>>>
>>>>> And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
>>>>> reminded me of that:
>>>>>
>>>>> "You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."
>>>>>
>>>>> I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.
>>>>>
>>>>> Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
>>>>> misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
>>>>> seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic
>>>>> sexual negativism in RL. And then rupture.
>>>>
>>>> No, no, no. Hillstrom has been in the killfile since a month or so
>>>> after I started posting here. This was long ago.
>>>
>>> Tsk.
>>>
>>>>>> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring
>>>>>> to me,
>>>>>
>>>>> I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.
>>>>>
>>>>>> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have
>>>>>> had anything against him.
>>>>>
>>>>> As Usenet Turns.
>>>>>
>>>>>> That's about it.
>>>>>
>>>>> <ponder>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd
>>>>> better keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.
>>>>
>>>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and
>>>> without petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>>>
>>> The names come later, after proof of imperviousness to or disdain for
>>> elementary logic . . . .
>>>
>>> See my .politics posts.
>>
>> I don't do politics or religion. Rarely, anyway. Endless argument and
>> all that. You believe what you believe and neither of us will change
>> the other's mind. It's an endless cycle of crap.
>
> But the discussion may help someone who simply reads it and thinks about
> it in the quiet of h^h^its own mind.
>
> Not, of course, the debaters themselves. _Amours propres_ and all that.
>
>> And since the news folks started talking about the '08 elections ONE
>> FRICKIN' DAY after mid-term elections, I've had more than my fill of
>> politics. At this point, I don't care. Just pick somebody and get
>> back to some other news.
>
> It's easy and cost-effective to have "talking heads" sit around chatting
> about party-politics, compared to actually covering world news.
>
> That would seem to me to be business fraud, if one is pretending to be a
> news-channel, but no-one seems to care.

That sounds like a good argument to me. We should file a class action
against them and get our sat/cable subscriptions back for the last two
years.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Tim Weaver · Aug 23, 2008

Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without
>>petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>
> Dear Baby Raping Gay ****wit,
> While your pathetic mewling is entertaining on a level of watching
> slugs mate, I must admit that if you should die a horrible, painful
> death in a very public manner I would be pleased to piss upon your
> corpse and spit upon whatever hole or dump they throw your festering
> remains. I mean that in the best spirit of camaraderie that exists
> upon usenet.

Cremation. You lose.

> Yer Pal,
> Ratz

Does this mean we're going to have teh ghey sex?
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Aug 23, 2008

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:28:28 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:35:30 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:22:12 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and without
>>>> petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>>>
>>> Dear Baby Raping Gay ****wit,
>>> While your pathetic mewling is entertaining on a level of watching
>>> slugs mate, I must admit that if you should die a horrible, painful
>>> death in a very public manner I would be pleased to piss upon your
>>> corpse and spit upon whatever hole or dump they throw your festering
>>> remains. I mean that in the best spirit of camaraderie that exists upon
>>> usenet.
>>>
>>> Yer Pal,
>>> Ratz
>>
>> Thant? or maybe Myint? is that you?
>
> It was just there .

Is that something one should save or something one should practice or a
delicate balance of both?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Sir, your wife, under pretence of keeping a bawdy-house,
is a receiver of stolen goods.

< Johnson

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