Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 22 Aug 2008.

[mimus]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:26:56 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:07:58 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:12:38 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:29:06 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>>>>>>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Share
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 46.9 27.6% 2.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4.3% 7. dave hillstrom....................................:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 34 4.9
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps
>>>>>>>>>> I've got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not
>>>>>>>> really a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all
>>>>>>>> the "drama.")
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me
>>>>>>> for, so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a
>>>>>>> stalker.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Actually, I think that was me that said that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And your comments in reply to Knoxy's announcement of her pregnancy
>>>>>> reminded me of that:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You deserve more snot and ****." "Turning into a fatty."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I just remembered the tone, but had to go back and re-read.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Affectionate comic sexual negativism can be a bit tricky. Easily
>>>>>> misunderstood, especially when persistent. And I've seen it morph
>>>>>> seemingly slippery-slope-wise into not so affectionate or comic
>>>>>> sexual negativism in RL. And then rupture.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, no, no. Hillstrom has been in the killfile since a month or so
>>>>> after I started posting here. This was long ago.
>>>>
>>>> Tsk.
>>>>
>>>>>>> He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring
>>>>>>> to me,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I vaguely recall that. A fine dog. Well, for area control.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have
>>>>>>> had anything against him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As Usenet Turns.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's about it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <ponder>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, now that you've mentioned having him in the killfile, you'd
>>>>>> better keep him on in for a bit longer . . . .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hell, you might want to toss me in by now.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nah, you make your points, but you do it with clear intent and
>>>>> without petty name calling. I can deal with that all day long.
>>>>
>>>> The names come later, after proof of imperviousness to or disdain for
>>>> elementary logic . . . .
>>>>
>>>> See my .politics posts.
>>>
>>> I don't do politics or religion. Rarely, anyway. Endless argument
>>> and all that. You believe what you believe and neither of us will
>>> change the other's mind. It's an endless cycle of crap.
>>
>> But the discussion may help someone who simply reads it and thinks
>> about it in the quiet of h^h^its own mind.
>>
>> Not, of course, the debaters themselves. _Amours propres_ and all
>> that.
>>
>>> And since the news folks started talking about the '08 elections ONE
>>> FRICKIN' DAY after mid-term elections, I've had more than my fill of
>>> politics. At this point, I don't care. Just pick somebody and get
>>> back to some other news.
>>
>> It's easy and cost-effective to have "talking heads" sit around
>> chatting about party-politics, compared to actually covering world
>> news.
>>
>> That would seem to me to be business fraud, if one is pretending to be
>> a news-channel, but no-one seems to care.
>
> It's entertainment. The comedians deliver the real news, 'journalists'
> deliver entertainment. This is why outrageous bias and made-up crap go
> uncorrected and largely unchallenged.
>
> If you people were really with it, you'd do the Rocky Horror picture
> show thing during faux nooz (confetti, rice, costumes...) and discuss
> Colbert and Stewart in serious-minded community forumses.
>
> Sheesh.

"Now I don't know anything about politics, and I'm not going to pretend I
know ****ing **** about politics, and, Heaven knows, I'm not as smart as
our President, but WEREN'T THE IRANIANS THE BAD GUYS A LITTLE WHILE AGO?"

< Bobcat Goldthwait, contemporary commentary on Iran-Contra

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Don't be a baby--sell out!

< Lenny Bruce

 

[Tim Weaver]

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>> NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328
>>>>>>>>>> 46.9 27.6% 2.
>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 52 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34
>>>>>>>>>> 4.9
>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>>>> got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>
>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not
>>>>> really a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>>>> "drama.")
>>>>
>>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me
>>>>for, so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.
>>>>He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
>>>>me, so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have
>>>>had anything against him. That's about it.
>>>
>>> I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can
>>> Hillstrom still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny
>>> things to say, and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out
>>> on it.
>>
>>Yes. My killfile only effects me and what posts I see or don't see.
>>Hillstrom can still read your massive humor. And you have indeed proven
>>you are quite humorous with your last post claiming to not understand
>>killfiles.
>>
>>You kill me. You really do.
>>
>>LOL?
>
>
> Thanks...I think. LOL?

You're welcome? LOL?

(i do it for the lulz)
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Tim Weaver]

mixed nuts wrote:

> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>NO:
>>>
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>NO:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>>===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328
>>>>>>>>>> 46.9 27.6% 2.
>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 52 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34
>>>>>>>>>> 4.9
>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>>>>got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>
>>>>>Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really
>>>>>a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>>>>"drama.")
>>>>
>>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me
>>>>for, so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker.
>>>>He was constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to
>>>>me, so I just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have
>>>>had anything against him. That's about it.
>>>
>>>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can
>>>Hillstrom still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things
>>>to say, and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>>
>> Yes. My killfile only effects me and what posts I see or don't see.
>> Hillstrom can still read your massive humor. And you have indeed
>> proven you are quite humorous with your last post claiming to not
>> understand killfiles.
>>
>> You kill me. You really do.
>>
>> LOL?
>
> I suspect that advocating the combination of chili and spaghetti has
> deeply offended Paolo (the aioe guy in Italy) who has blocked the
> propagation of posts (humorous or not) from Mr/Ms G.

I suspect the propagation only affects Paolo. Although, I do not know why,
nor can I understand why he would want to block posts of Wavy G.

> I hope that the mere mention of "G" does not put me on the 'bad' list.

I think you're safe.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:23:18 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>
>> I'm on my way down again.
>
>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>
>Ratz too.
>
>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.

hey, im neck deep in a multi-micro, triple level control network
system design. which, as you can see by my lack of posting for the
last several days, is taking up a bit of my time.

>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?

who?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:28:15 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>
>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>
>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>
>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>
>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>
>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
>>> scored out. Need to check that.
>>
>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>
>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>> Score:: -9999
>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>
>Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")

i thought he was being creepy so i killfiled him a few years ago. so,
he killfiled me back. go figure. neither of us, obviously, have
bothered to see if the other has changed any.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:13:24 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:28:15 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>
>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>
>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
>>>> scored out. Need to check that.
>>>
>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>
>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>> Score:: -9999
>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>
>>Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>
>i thought he was being creepy so i killfiled him a few years ago. so,
>he killfiled me back. go figure. neither of us, obviously, have
>bothered to see if the other has changed any.

****head.

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:10:11 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>
>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>
>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>
>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>
>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
>>he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
>>constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I just
>>tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had anything
>>against him. That's about it.
>
>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things to say,
>and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>
>Love,
>Wavy G

yes, dearest, i can still see you just fine.

<smooooch>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:37:42 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:13:24 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:28:15 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
>>>>> scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>
>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>
>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>
>>>Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>>regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>
>>i thought he was being creepy so i killfiled him a few years ago. so,
>>he killfiled me back. go figure. neither of us, obviously, have
>>bothered to see if the other has changed any.
>
>****head.
Foo.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:37:42 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:13:24 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:28:15 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0
>>>>>>>> 1.8%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got him
>>>>> scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>
>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>
>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>
>>>Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>>regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>
>>i thought he was being creepy so i killfiled him a few years ago. so,
>>he killfiled me back. go figure. neither of us, obviously, have
>>bothered to see if the other has changed any.
>
>****head.

addendum: indeed i was. but when my meager efforts to run him off
failed, i simply killfiled him. baz.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "mixed nuts": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Tim Weaver wrote:
>> Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>NO:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>>===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 177 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim
>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9
>>>>>>>>>> 2.9% 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 33 4.7 2.8% 9. Avoid normal
>>>>>>>>>> situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8% 10. The
>>>>>>>>>> 2-Belo........................................: 21
>>>>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've
>>>>>>>got him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>
>>>>>Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really
>>>>>a regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the
>>>>>"drama.")
>>>>
>>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for,
>>>>so he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
>>>>constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I
>>>>just tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had
>>>>anything against him. That's about it.
>>>
>>>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>>>still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things to say,
>>>and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>>
>> Yes. My killfile only effects me and what posts I see or don't see.
>> Hillstrom can still read your massive humor. And you have indeed proven you
>> are quite humorous with your last post claiming to not understand killfiles.
>>
>> You kill me. You really do.
>>
>> LOL?
>
>I suspect that advocating the combination of chili and spaghetti has
>deeply offended Paolo (the aioe guy in Italy) who has blocked the
>propagation of posts (humorous or not) from Mr/Ms G.
>
>I hope that the mere mention of "G" does not put me on the 'bad' list.

WHO IS PAOLO??? I don't know him. I'm deeply concerned. I feel like
I'm missing out on something here. Are there, like, all kinds of posts
from this guy that I'm missing because he's got me "plonked"??? HELP!!!@

Love
Wavy

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:10:11 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>>>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>
>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>
>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>
>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>>> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>>
>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
>>>he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
>>>constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I just
>>>tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had anything
>>>against him. That's about it.
>>
>>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>>still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things to say,
>>and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>>
>>Love,
>>Wavy G
>
>yes, dearest, i can still see you just fine.
>
><smooooch>


Oh thank goodness. Did you see my poignant and (admittedly) hilarious
commentary on the drinking of draught beer in Irish pubs? It's a good
read. I suggest you check it out.

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:23:18 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>
>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>
>>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>
>>Ratz too.
>>
>>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>
>hey, im neck deep in a multi-micro, triple level control network
>system design. which, as you can see by my lack of posting for the
>last several days, is taking up a bit of my time.
>
>>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>
>who?

Tim Bruening. You know, the guy who posts all those hysterical puns
everyday, en masse. How could you miss him?

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Percival Cornelius]

Wavy G and I are about to drop the following dope collabo:

> I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
> still read my psot?

Say, now. I like what you did there, if it's what I think it is.

Am I right, or did you just purposely misspell the word "post" as "psot"?
If so, that's awfully witty. As you know, I am new to this newsgroup and
am still trying to get my bearings. Do I understand correctly that this
intentional misspelling of common words is a kind of running gag or
"schtick" that some of you participate in, as a way of gently mocking dull
or inexperienced posters while at the same time showing that you do not
take yourself too seriously?

This is a real relief. I had heard from some sources that the Usenet, and
this group in particular, was a dying medium that was becoming rather
stagnant in terms of content--you know, the kind of place where if (let's
say) a person were to leave and then come back a few years later, he would
encounter the same small group of people rehearsing the same tired
material for an ever-shrinking audience while bravely trying to ignore the
fact that they were sinking further and further into irrelevance. Man,
it's good to know that this is not the case!

Well, once again, thank you so much for welcoming me into the fold, as it
were. I look forward to a long, productive relationship (productive
like a bad cough, LOL). Keep the fresh material coming!

--
Percival Cornelius

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:04:53 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>NO:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:10:11 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>>>>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>
>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>>>> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>>>
>>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
>>>>he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
>>>>constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I just
>>>>tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had anything
>>>>against him. That's about it.
>>>
>>>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>>>still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things to say,
>>>and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>>>
>>>Love,
>>>Wavy G
>>
>>yes, dearest, i can still see you just fine.
>>
>><smooooch>
>
>
>Oh thank goodness. Did you see my poignant and (admittedly) hilarious
>commentary on the drinking of draught beer in Irish pubs? It's a good
>read. I suggest you check it out.

i did indeed. im waiting for the confusion about where stella artois
actually is brewed. mheh

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:07:10 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>NO:
>
>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:23:18 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>
>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>
>>>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>
>>>Ratz too.
>>>
>>>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>
>>hey, im neck deep in a multi-micro, triple level control network
>>system design. which, as you can see by my lack of posting for the
>>last several days, is taking up a bit of my time.
>>
>>>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>
>>who?
>
>Tim Bruening. You know, the guy who posts all those hysterical puns
>everyday, en masse. How could you miss him?

never heard of him. must be a nobody. i still think the stats
program is broken and counting imaginary posts for this possibly
fictitious nere-do-well.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:17:43 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:04:53 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>NO:
>>
>>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:10:11 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>>>>>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>>>>> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
>>>>>he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
>>>>>constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I just
>>>>>tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had anything
>>>>>against him. That's about it.
>>>>
>>>>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>>>>still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things to say,
>>>>and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>>>>
>>>>Love,
>>>>Wavy G
>>>
>>>yes, dearest, i can still see you just fine.
>>>
>>><smooooch>
>>
>>
>>Oh thank goodness. Did you see my poignant and (admittedly) hilarious
>>commentary on the drinking of draught beer in Irish pubs? It's a good
>>read. I suggest you check it out.
>
>i did indeed. im waiting for the confusion about where stella artois
>actually is brewed. mheh

Belgium?

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:19:27 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:07:10 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>NO:
>>
>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:23:18 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>
>>>>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>
>>>>Ratz too.
>>>>
>>>>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>
>>>hey, im neck deep in a multi-micro, triple level control network
>>>system design. which, as you can see by my lack of posting for the
>>>last several days, is taking up a bit of my time.
>>>
>>>>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>
>>>who?
>>
>>Tim Bruening. You know, the guy who posts all those hysterical puns
>>everyday, en masse. How could you miss him?
>
>never heard of him. must be a nobody. i still think the stats
>program is broken and counting imaginary posts for this possibly
>fictitious nere-do-well.

GDM or Rocky?

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:04:53 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>NO:
>>
>>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:10:11 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9
>>>>>>>>>>> 27.6% 2. nemo..............................................: 177
>>>>>>>>>>> 25.3 14.9% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 150 21.4 12.6% 4.
>>>>>>>>>>> mimus.............................................: 64 9.1
>>>>>>>>>>> 5.4% 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52
>>>>>>>>>>> 7.4 4.4% 6. Tim Weaver........................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 51 7.3 4.3% 7. dave
>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7
>>>>>>>>>>> 2.8% 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21
>>>>>>>>>>> 3.0 1.8% 10. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>>>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ratz too.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't even remember reading one of his/it's posts. Perhaps I've got
>>>>>>>> him scored out. Need to check that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Indeed he is being scored out with a hardkill.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>[^alt\.alien\.vampire\.flonk\.flonk\.flonk$]
>>>>>>> % Destroy flonk jerks!
>>>>>>> Score:: -9999
>>>>>>> From: dave hillstrom|Tim
>>>>>>> Bruening|nemo|honestjohn@centurytel\.net
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Something happen between you and Hillstrom? (Sorry, I'm not really a
>>>>>> regular poster here, so I'm not really "current" on all the "drama.")
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't know what got up his rear end. He suddenly went off on me for, so
>>>>>he said, only talking to the women and acting like a stalker. He was
>>>>>constantly attacking me, either in reply to me or referring to me, so I just
>>>>>tossed him in the killfile. I don't have and never have had anything
>>>>>against him. That's about it.
>>>>
>>>>I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>>>>still read my psot? Because I've got a lot of funny things to say,
>>>>and I'd hate to think that somewon would be missing out on it.
>>>>
>>>>Love,
>>>>Wavy G
>>>
>>>yes, dearest, i can still see you just fine.
>>>
>>><smooooch>
>>
>>
>>Oh thank goodness. Did you see my poignant and (admittedly) hilarious
>>commentary on the drinking of draught beer in Irish pubs? It's a good
>>read. I suggest you check it out.
>
>i did indeed. im waiting for the confusion about where stella artois
>actually is brewed. mheh

Yeah, who knew that proclaiming to believe "Stella Artois" to be an
Irish beer would be so offensive?

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Percival Cornelius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
( ) NO:

>Wavy G and I are about to drop the following dope collabo:
>
>> I don't know much about "killfiles." If I respond to you, can Hillstrom
>> still read my psot?
>
>Say, now. I like what you did there, if it's what I think it is.
>
>Am I right, or did you just purposely misspell the word "post" as "psot"?
>If so, that's awfully witty. As you know, I am new to this newsgroup and
>am still trying to get my bearings. Do I understand correctly that this
>intentional misspelling of common words is a kind of running gag or
>"schtick" that some of you participate in, as a way of gently mocking dull
>or inexperienced posters while at the same time showing that you do not
>take yourself too seriously?
>
>This is a real relief. I had heard from some sources that the Usenet, and
>this group in particular, was a dying medium that was becoming rather
>stagnant in terms of content--you know, the kind of place where if (let's
>say) a person were to leave and then come back a few years later, he would
>encounter the same small group of people rehearsing the same tired
>material for an ever-shrinking audience while bravely trying to ignore the
>fact that they were sinking further and further into irrelevance. Man,
>it's good to know that this is not the case!
>
>Well, once again, thank you so much for welcoming me into the fold, as it
>were. I look forward to a long, productive relationship (productive
>like a bad cough, LOL). Keep the fresh material coming!

Why, thank you. Your kind words are a nice change from all the
nastiness I usually receive from the uptight *****s around here. And
yeah, that neat little "misspelling" gimmick is sort of a trademark of
mine that I've spent many years perfecting. I actually stole it from an
old friend of mine (can't remember his name right now) who used to post
regularly on alt.tv.real-world (and many others, wink !). We kind of
did these jokey posting gimmicks, or "schticks," on a regular basis.
We'd wake each day, bright and early each day, just to log on to the
newsgroup to make lame jokes, annoy unsuspecting netizens, and generally
just exchange nasty barbs and jibes with won another, ad infinitum. It
was great.

Say, wait a minute! "Alt.tv.real-world," hmm... I seem to remember not
to long ago, you mentioned having knowledge of some of the posts that
were created in that very newsgroup around that time. Now, how could
you have such an intimate knowledge of those classic posts, and but yet
not be familiar with won of our most commonly used schticks? You must
have the "search" feature of your favourite Usenet archive set to filter
out certain things (I don't know; I'm not very technical). Check your
settings; you're missing out on some good stuff!

Thanks again for tipping your hat my way, friend. And hey, I noticed
you're getting in on the fun with that little "joke" attempt in your
final paragraph. That's the spirit! And not a bad attempt at humour,
either. I like that you said, "productive relationship" and then
blindsided us all by following that up with the parenthetical comment,
"productive like a bad cough," implying that the relationship would
really be a negative won. LOL! You're getting the hang of it! Keep it
up (not a sexual reference, LOL).

Love,
Wavy G

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:

>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:07:10 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>NO:
>>
>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:23:18 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:31 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 328 46.9 27.6%
>>>>>> 2. nemo..............................................: 177 25.3 14.9%
>>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 150 21.4 12.6%
>>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 64 9.1 5.4%
>>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 52 7.4 4.4%
>>>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 51 7.3 4.3%
>>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 34 4.9 2.9%
>>>>>> 8. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 33 4.7 2.8%
>>>>>> 9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm on my way down again.
>>>>
>>>>I'm keeping up my plucky if low pace.
>>>>
>>>>Ratz too.
>>>>
>>>>But Hillstrom is a luuUUser.
>>>
>>>hey, im neck deep in a multi-micro, triple level control network
>>>system design. which, as you can see by my lack of posting for the
>>>last several days, is taking up a bit of my time.
>>>
>>>>Is nemo brain-dead or just another nym for Bruening?
>>>
>>>who?
>>
>>Tim Bruening. You know, the guy who posts all those hysterical puns
>>everyday, en masse. How could you miss him?
>
>never heard of him. must be a nobody. i still think the stats
>program is broken and counting imaginary posts for this possibly
>fictitious nere-do-well.

You never heard of him? He posts about a hundred times a day, every
day, you tit! He's posting RIGHT NOW. How can you not see him? I can
see him. Hey. Wait a minute. Can anywon else see Tim Bruening? Or is
it just me? What the hell is going on here????@?@

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.