What do you think of Australians?

[builder]

Australia is a great sporting nation and unlike some other countries, can hold their beer.

Can hold any beer. But particularly this one.

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Having said that, let me congratulate the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer,

I think you guys celebrated more that week than if you won the world cup soccer. Just get that trophy polished. Bet you a tenner we take it back where it rightfully belongs.

which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year.

He even made the list of all-rounders here. Now that's really something.

Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.

Money where your mouth is, you pomgolian apologist. Cricket is now our game, just like Rugby.

 

[Tex]

Posession is nine-tenths of the law.

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[phreakwars]

Don't forget Kylie !!!!

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[builder]

Enjoy your brief "ownership" Tex. At least you mob don't turn it into a court battle when we take them off you.

Unlike the yanks for the America's cup in yachting.

Our PM Bob Hawke gave the nation the day off for that one.

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[builder]

Don't forget Kylie !!!!
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Or Nicole Kidman. Too much woman for Tommy boy.

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[builder]

And our tennis players are right up there too.

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[eisanbt]

Accually I'd have to say that of the many tourists I have to deal with (Tourist based economy in the summer here) The Aussies are definatly the nicest, not nearly as drunk as one would expect though...disaapointing. (We have several breweries in this small city, drinking is mandated!)

 

[scout]

Enjoy your brief "ownership" Tex. At least you mob don't turn it into a court battle when we take them off you.
Unlike the yanks for the America's cup in yachting.

Our PM Bob Hawke gave the nation the day off for that one.

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Does the embarrassment ever end?

 

[builder]

Does the embarrassment ever end?

Who won it last year? The Swedes? Shame, shame, shame.

 

[quarky]

There are a few things I do not like as an Aussie. Layton Hewitt

 

[berniec]

And dont forget, the longest coastline of any country on the earth.

Hence lots of beachs,beachs,beachs,and pleanty more beachs.

Also lots of sand.

 

[angie]

And dont forget, the longest coastline of any country on the earth.Hence lots of beachs,beachs,beachs,and pleanty more beachs.

Also lots of sand.

Don't forget about the Great Barrier Reef. And all the nifty killer jellyfish. And all those purty sharks. ***, I have got to get my **** over there. I just wanna see the sharks.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I bet you know this Aussie too...
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Shut the **** up. Olivia IS NOT Australian. Never was!

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Olivia Newton-John is an English singer/actress who was born on September 26, 1948 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England. She lived there till she was 5 years old, and relocated to Australia with her parents after her father was offered a job as the Dean of a College in Melbourne. When she was a young teen, she returned to live in England, with her mother, after winning a singing talent contest. Olivia took the advice of a friend, and in the middle 1970s, left Britain to take up residence in America to help further her singing career."

 

[builder]

Shut the **** up. Olivia IS NOT Australian. Never was!
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Olivia Newton-John is an English singer/actress who was born on September 26, 1948 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England. She lived there till she was 5 years old, and relocated to Australia with her parents after her father was offered a job as the Dean of a College in Melbourne. When she was a young teen, she returned to live in England, with her mother, after winning a singing talent contest. Olivia took the advice of a friend, and in the middle 1970s, left Britain to take up residence in America to help further her singing career."

Take it away,

 

[ToriAllen]

Hmmm. What do 90% of these Aussies have in common? Oh yeah, they moved to America...

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

"What do I think of Australians?"

Well, for one thing...they sure as **** don't taste like chicken!

 

[snafu]

Basically I think of them as an allie.

Other than that I think of as the same as everybody else.

Well except builder. He

 

[builder]

Hmmm. What do 90% of these Aussies have in common? Oh yeah, they moved to America...

Eeeeeernnt. Wrong. Well, the Shark, maybe, but we don't like him anyway.

Oh, and Kimberly Davies, but if you check the lips on that one, she was made for sucking her way into a daytime soapy.

 

[builder]

Basically I think of them as an allie.Other than that I think of as the same as everybody else.

Well except builder. He

 

[jokersarewild]

Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Portia de Rossi...I think there's more than a few. Gotta give em' some credit.

But notice how they are here...and not there?