{Wood'z Journal Act 2}

woodyloveslinkin

woodyloveslinkin

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Ergh my IE is being gay. I just lost a whole journal entry thanks to it. So I'll try to remember everything I wrote and what photos I put in.

This is the first one - I found this on mum's USB that I'm using to transfer folders over to our laptops.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v936/174/15/906285354/n906285354_4983282_5656.jpg

Huon was baby of the week. ******* **** I look so much like Becky....

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My first LP tee!!

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My X-Files collection. Fairly small but still it's something!!

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v936/174/15/906285354/n906285354_4983332_5283.jpg

My new wallet. Very smexy.

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What I got for Huon yesteday. Huon's gonna be the coolest toddler in the block I tell you!

And I'm not stupid Rav, to post a pic of your christmas pressie. I sent that one to Jos and she can tell you her opinion of it.

 
woodyloveslinkin

woodyloveslinkin

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******* **** my nails hurt....I got french nails today and handlig stuff has become difficult now but typinmg has become more clickier. It's Beck's 30th in a week or two, so I bought her a diamond pendent and silver chain. I talked to Ksenia, my sister in law to ask her what size my brother was in shirts, so she told me and she said just get her Jim Beam for Christmas. I was like "No! That's Mum's grog she would be jealous!" (Isn't just a coicendence that my adopted mother and my real mother both love Jim Beam?? ..pfft...pisspots..)

I got The White Stripes first album today!! Self titled. Listening to it now :D

Huon and Becky are coming back from the coast in a couple of days. Apparently, Huon's loving the beach. I got another present for him today, 100 play *****. Beck's gonna have fun picking up the ***** :D I got mum another present as well, a gold watch. Bargain as well.

Oh btw, I'm back in Bathurst. My mother, my grandmother and I had a massive blowup and I got sent back to Bathurst for the time being. In a long story cut short, my ma had gone out and my grandmother started bagging her out in front of me. So I snapped, I defended mum and all I got was "you ungrateful child" "you're so rude", so I went out of the room into Mum's room and cried cos I was just so angry and I was about to snap. Then Mum came home, I told mum and mum got done by nan for "not punishing her child" as mum didn't see why I should get punished and nan started to push her buttons a lot with other comments and mum basically snapped.

 
woodyloveslinkin

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http://www.ifc.com/music/indie-ear/raconteurs.jpg

The Raconteurs

http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/W/White_Stripes/The.White.Stripes.jpg

The White Stripes

http://www.newcenter.com/cityfest/2007/newsroom/The_Go.jpg

The Go

I can honestly say that Jack White is hot full stop.

 
woodyloveslinkin

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Yes! Haha. Looks so 90s.

Well, we had a family emergency today. Dad. He couldn't get out of bed without being in severe pain and so we finally got him to the hospital, after me racing around up the street trying to get the medical centre to get a doctor to make a house call as soon as possible. Josh (my bro in law) and Bob (his mate who I found out is Jewish lol) helped him to the emergency room while I raced around and contacted family. So in the long run, he only had a back muscle spasm, so I had to cancel my plans to see Josh (my friend), Marie and Alfie to take care of Dad.

Beck's gonna come over tomorrow, cos she gets back from the coast tonight and Josh has had to run down to Sydney and drive all the way back from there to here in a night. I think he can do that, lol.

 
woodyloveslinkin

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Carolina Drama

I'm not sure if there's a point to this story

But I'm going to tell it again

So many other people try to tell the tale

Not one of them knows the end

It was a junk-house in South Carolina

Held a boy the age of ten

Along with his older brother Billy

And a mother and her boyfriend

Who was a triple loser with some blue tattoos

That were given to him when he was young

And a drunk temper that was easy to lose

And thank *** he didn't own a gun

Well, Billy woke up in the back of his truck

Took a minute to open his eyes

He took a peep into the back of the house

And found himself a big surprise

He didn't see his brother but there was his mother

With her red-headed head in her hands

While the boyfriend had his gloves wrapped around an old priest

Trying to choke the man

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy looked up from the window to the truck

Threw up, and had to struggle to stand

He saw that red-necked ******* with a hammer

Turn the priest into a shell of a man

The priest was putting up the fight of his life

But he was old and he was bound to lose

The boyfriend hit as hard as he could

And knocked the priest right down to his shoes

Well, now Billy knew but never actually met

The preacher lying there in the room

He heard himself say, "That must be my daddy"

Then he knew what he was gonna do

Billy got up enough courage, took it up

And grabbed the first blunt thing he could find

It was a cold, glass bottle of milk

That got delivered every morning at nine

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy broke in and saw the blood on the floor, and

He turned around and put the lock on the door

He looked dead into the boyfriend's eye

His mother was a ghost, too upset to cry, then

He took a step toward the man on the ground

From his mouth trickled out a little audible sound

He heard the boyfriend shout, "Get out!"

And Billy said, "Not till I know what this is all about"

"Well, this preacher here was attacking your mama"

But Billy knew just who was starting the drama

So Billy took dead aim at his face

And smashed the bottle on the man who left his dad in disgrace, and

The white milk dripped down with the blood, and the

Boyfriend fell down dead for good

Right next to the preacher who was gasping for air

And Billy shouted, "Daddy, why'd you have to come back here?"

His mama reached behind the sugar and honey, and

Pulled out an envelope filled with money

"Your daddy gave us this," she collapsed in tears

"He's been paying all the bills for years"

"Mama, let's put this body underneath the trees

and put Daddy in the truck and head to Tennessee"

Just then, his little brother came in

Holding the milk man's hat and a bottle of gin singing,

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

Well now you heard another side to the story

But you wanna know how it ends?

If you must know, the truth about the tale

Go and ask the milkman

<3

 
woodyloveslinkin

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drtinkking wooooooody aka woodstok i thin k i think oi called up rav im not so sure about that facotr. i think i oughta isgn into msn........................by tha way im soooooooooooo dunk right now ......... i think i i think i can more what that don't makek sense lmso!!!
 
Peterdea

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heres for you to read when your sober:

Sarah says:

i dont remember what i talked to rachael about...

Pete says:

do you remember what we've been talking about?

Sarah says:

no...

Pete:

sorry that's the funniest thing i've ever heard!

Sarah says:

did we talk about Rachael?

Pete says:

HaHAHAHAHA

Sarah says:

I think we talked about rachael... and jos?

 
Ravynlee

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Considering our conversation I'm not surprised. You remember arguing with me about the fact you thought I lived around the block from you (I've never lived that close to you, maybe several towns away at some point) AND you kept telling me about how my little brother and sister used to annoy the **** out of you and wouldn't listen when I told you I don't have a little sister (in the literal sense, and you've never met my younger brother anyway!) and THEN went on to ask me why I didn't go to the park with you and not to worry you'd see me on Trivia Night?

I kept telling you I think you have the wrong person in mind (you knew it was Rachel, I just think some wires must have been crossed at some point, maybe wrong Rachel) and you'd go 'No I don't. You used to live around the block from me.' Etc etc. Wow. Would have been funnier than it already was if I hadn't been so tired...

:lol:

You're an amusing albeit frustrating but talkative soul when you're drunk that's for sure!

 
woodyloveslinkin

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I remember several things -

> taking some of the drunk photos at the park (will upload them later)

> patting the donkey at the park

> wondering why i was standing in line for the bathroom with heidi when i didnt need to go

> RUNNING in front of the court house

> Falling over and spilling my drink everywhere on the ground

> Josh walking me to my front door cos I couldn't stand up

> Finding it hard to pin words together

> Someone telling me something about how this was the end of the conversation (I think that was you Rav, not sure)

> Fnding it hard to talk on msn

> Jos adding me on MSN

> Pete laughing over the phone at me

> My brother Ra laughing at me over the phone

> Richard hanging up on me cos he had no credit

**** alcohol poisoning. I had 6 vodka things, 2 passionfruit vodka cruisers and 4 woodstocks, is all I remember having...

 
woodyloveslinkin

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Yeah, funny thing cos I was trying to grip my phone but i accidentally ended up closing it and hanging up on you! But I don't remember discussing what you posted lol.

Some photos -

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1333/174/15/906285354/n906285354_5035771_7290.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1333/174/15/906285354/n906285354_5035720_3652.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1333/174/15/906285354/n906285354_5035721_4063.jpg

Josh, my friend

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Heidi, my other one.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1333/174/15/906285354/n906285354_5035724_5206.jpg

random shot. lol.

 
woodyloveslinkin

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Thanks Jos! I'm waiting on more photos from Josh to be posted on his facebook. I freaked out when I went to bed that today was wednesday cos I have a psychologist appointment but its only tuesday, so that means Trivia Night!! I went to have my psyche analysis done when I was in Sydney and I have a disorder, not sure what it is to be exact, but I have psycho-social problems. Which weird cos I am really sociable for my age. I remind myself of Desperate Housewives, in which I'm starting to really like lately!
 
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