Worst Songs Ever (the new and old)

Outlaw2747

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Self explanatory. Though most of the songs would probably be from this generation. One that sticks prominently in my head is "Laffy Taffy".
 
phreakwars said:
Oh, worse then that is THIS ****ing song...
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I can't get the videos to play but I know what you are talking about. CLOSE but I can at least survive that song. ****ing Laffy Taffy makes me want to go on a manhunt for everyone involved in making that abominable music.
 
I've got a few on my **** list right now:
Cassie~Me and U. I thought black people were supposed to know what rhythym is.
Paris Hilton~Stars are Blind. Who the **** let this bitch into a recording studio?
Unfaithful~Rianna. Not even music.
Ridin' Dirty~Chamillionare? God that song makes me want to play in traffic. Or at the very least rip my eardrums out.
 
angie said:
I've got a few on my **** list right now:
Cassie~Me and U. I thought black people were supposed to know what rhythym is.
Paris Hilton~Stars are Blind. Who the **** let this bitch into a recording studio?
Unfaithful~Rianna. Not even music.
Ridin' Dirty~Chamillionare? God that song makes me want to play in traffic. Or at the very least rip my eardrums out.

I was going to say any song that Paris Hilton has ever, is ever or will ever be a part of would make my list.

I like angie's choices, too.
 
angie said:
Turn your radio onto the local pop station. It won't take you long to find one. OR just go to their website and go to their playlist and randomly choose. Usually they're ALL bad.
Yeah you got that right. I don't even know the names of those.

This came to my head....
I don't know why.

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key​

Melanie​

hehe
 
Worst new song in current circulation would be the "Dont cha" by the Pussycat Dolts

Second place: That "my humps" song by the black eyed peas.

Third place: SOS by Rhianna. Catchy song at first, but lately I've been hearing it everytime I was in the vicinity of a radio

Worst not-so-new songs:

1. Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes. ****ing guy sounds like he's constipated while trying to do a AC/DC impersonation with his voice and failing miserably.

2. Get the Party Started by P!nk. Pure ****.
 
Milkshake by whomever.

Anything by Beyonce.

Horse with no name- America

Margaritaville- Jimmy Buffet

Photograph- Nickleback

Most of Madonna's new stuff (including her useless American pie remake)
 
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