WPYO in Government?

[fullauto]

Here's another dead horse to think about....

If you were the Supreme Chancellor of the USA, what positions would you give GF'ers in your government...

fullauto - Supreme Chancellor of All... The buck stops here... All decisions eventually are made by me (with consulting my council of course)

ToriAllen - Queen, not mine... but in general... Director of City beautification, and Women's' Corrections.

Outlaw2747 - Supreme Military Commander <--Five Stars! Also holds seat in my council.

phreakwars - Secretary of State... In charge of all matters domestic... Top authority second only to mine in affairs of domestic non-military affairs. Also hold seat on my council.

Anna Perenna - Passes out basketballs at the Detroit Ymca... Hold no seat... ever...

tizz - Liberal Lobby Liaison... The go between person for me and the Uber-Liberals since I can't stand to talk to one face to face without wanting to ban grape-nuts...

TheJenn88 - Minister of Foreign Relations to Canada... Handles all communications with the Canadians, well, those that don't speak French anyways...

Cogito Ergo Sum - Supreme Minister of Verbal Abuse... aka... Press Secretary with a sever attitude problem! Basically tells people to go **** them selves with elegance...

skategreen - State Holiday Festivities Coordinator... You need a job, and I hate planning parties!

Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell - Homeland Security Director / Propaganda Minister... Hold a lead seat on my council...

snafu - Secretary of Military Training... Sees to it that these young metrosexuals learn how to be men... Seat on council

Jhony5 - Redneck Liaison... I once knew how to speak southern but I forgot... I need ya man! pays good too!

RoyalOrleans - White House Security.... Charged with beating the **** out of people when I point them out in a crowd...

builder - Court Jester...

Vortex - White House fashion Coordinator... also coordinates gay pride celebrations with skategreen If I allow them...

Hugh G. Rekshun - Also White House Security....

angie - In charge of 'punch-and-pie' during Friday lunches...

Komrade Vostok Hazard - We will study him to find out how to make kids grow up and not cling onto the first dogma to make them feel like they are different...

ALLAH IS GREAT - My concubine...

ParasiteGod - Secretary of eradicating parasites...

cool_dude - Drug Czar... not that way! He just hangs and does a lot of drugs so the rest of us will be reminded as to what will happen if you do too many...

tonon - Supreme Minister of Imported Condiments... Makes sure all things like Taco Bell Hot Sauce is made without Mexican Water.

Silver_dragon87 - She will be the only person in the country allowed to protest... Then My security will know who to pound...

 

[ImWithStupid]

fullauto,

I see you have someone to take care of Homeland Security. Who is gonna take care of foreign espionage/intelligence? You know CIA type super secret spy ****.

 

[Outlaw2747]

I'm not just in charge of the Army/Navy/Marines/Air Force. I handle intel as well.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

I reckon I got the best job.

 

[TheJenn88]

I don't want to be a liason to Canadians. We don't do that much..of..anything..useful. Grow weed, pass liberal laws, have hundreds of millions of dollars go missing, knowing elect criminals...care too much about some **** wood, and we got sick cows.

wtf?

demands something better

 

[Ruse]

Ahh, you've gotta love putting people in their place. Haha, on Parasite's, does that mean she gets to get rid of illegals and free meal ticket-ers?

The best job of all. Feel proud.

 

[angie]

angie - In charge of 'punch-and-pie' during Friday lunches...

Only if I can spike the punch!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

RoyalOrleans - White House Security.... Charged with beating the **** out of people when I point them out in a crowd...

Now, we're talking. I carry an old hickory axe-handle, a napsack full of caltrops, and a bola. I'm pretty good with a bo staff, too.

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Since it has to be such a complex and structured government....

KVH: Supreme overlord of ************* EVERYTHING

Outlaw: Vice-Overlord of ************* EVERYTHING

Phreakwars: Since he's a fence sitter who can see things in many different ways, I'll give him Chief of foreign affairs

Hugh G Rection: Ex military, Don't take ****......I'll give him Secretary of defense

AIG: Harem girl

Snafu: Chief of Palace security

SkateGreen: Court Jester

Fullauto: Palace Janitor

Vortex: Minister of interior......design of palace.

RoyalOrleans: Chairperson of the NRA.

ToriAllen: Test subject for painful chemical weapons

Builder: Puppet leader of Australia.

ParasiteGod: First lady?

MRIH: Conservative Liason -- If I feel like listening to their **** -- that is if I let them continue to exist.

Tonon: Secretary of Putting-greedy-rich-*****-who-ruin-communities-in-their-graves

TheJenn: Palace bathroom attendant

CES: Minister of Propaganda.

SilverDragon: Minister of chewing out bible thumping idiots -- and shooting them if nessicary

Tizz: Passes out tokens in the Palace Arcade. It's about all she's good for

 

[ToriAllen]

ToriAllen: Test subject for painful chemical weapons

Its been a while since you've been to the box hasn't it...

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Based on the usernames of my fellow GF members, here's how I would place each one of the "regulars"...

fullauto - Secretary of Transportation.

ImWithStupid - Secretary of Education.

MRIH - Director of the CIA

HughGRection - First Lady Appeaser, when I'm out of town. Full time **** director/actor.

snafu - Press Secretary and Enforcer

smutt **** - Director of the EPA

TheJenn88 - (???) Local Bartender...

Outlaw - Director of the FBI

phreakwars - (new cabinet post) Secretary of Plastic Surgery

tonon - Color-copying Czar

Anna Perenna - (???) Maid.

KVH - Director of the FDA

Vortex - National Weather Queen

CES - Ambassador to Vatican City/Italy

ToriAllen - (???) Head Cook.

ParasiteGod - Department of Agriculture Head

Lethalfind - Executioner

skategreen - White Castle Day Manager.

tizz - Crack *****, lab monkey for Jhony5

builder - HUD Director

angie - (???) Marching Band Director, I love NCAA football halftime shows.

Siver_Dragon87 - (???) Brings me coffee and a danish every morning... works for ToriAllen.

Jhony5 - (???) Drug Czar

 

[ToriAllen]

ToriAllen - (???) Head Cook.

You must be out of your mind! I hate to cook. Are you trying to torture me? Do you hate me that much? I would rather you use me as a lab rat for the chemical weapons.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You must be out of your mind! I hate to cook. Are you trying to torture me? Do you hate me that much? I would rather you use me as a lab rat for the chemical weapons.

Ohh...

How about a nice, shiny nickel if you just jump up and down for me all day?

 

[ToriAllen]

Ohh...
How about a nice, shiny nickel if you just jump up and down for me all day?

Make it $50 an hour,40 hour work week with possible time and a half overtime, full medical and dental benefits for me and the kids, 401K, and a $2000 dollar a week living allowence.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Make it $50 an hour,40 hour work week with possible time and a half overtime, full medical and dental benefits for me and the kids, 401K, and a $2000 dollar a week living allowence.

That's what I was going to pay you to cook, Tori.

 

[ToriAllen]

That's what I was going to pay you to cook, Tori.

Well, I hope you like take-out or TV dinners...

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Well, I hope you like take-out or TV dinners...

As long as food is on the table, you won't hear me complain.

 

[angie]

I'll trade jobs with Tori. As long as I have an unlimited budget.

 

[Outlaw2747]

You must be out of your mind! I hate to cook. Are you trying to torture me? Do you hate me that much? I would rather you use me as a lab rat for the chemical weapons.

KVH had that job lined up for you.