WPYO in Government?

[RoyalOrleans]

I'll trade jobs with Tori. As long as I have an unlimited budget.

Fine, you can be the cook and Tori can be the Marching Band Director.

 

[ToriAllen]

KVH had that job lined up for you.

I know. It is sad that the little woman hating commie would care more about my happiness than RO. cry

Not that I would want to be a lab rat, but anything is better than cooking and cleaning.

 

[ToriAllen]

Fine, you can be the cook and Tori can be the Marching Band Director.

I don't want to direct some stupid Marching Band. I hate sports.

 

[angie]

Sigh Well....I can't do both!! I will glady cook. You can watch all the kiddies, how's that sound?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I don't want to direct some stupid Marching Band. I hate sports.

Fine, FINE!

Your job in my administration will be my own personal trainer.

 

[ToriAllen]

Sigh Well....I can't do both!! I will glady cook. You can watch all the kiddies, how's that sound?

I can only stand kids in for short periods of time.

Fine, FINE!
Your job in my administration will be my own personal trainer.

That would be good if I actually liked exercise.

I guess I could sit on the sidelines eating my chocolate cake and drinking my nice tall glass of whole milk while telling you to run a mile on the treadmill

 

[RoyalOrleans]

That would be good if I actually liked exercise. I guess I could sit on the sidelines eating my chocolate cake and drinking my nice tall glass of whole milk while telling you to run a mile on the treadmill

 

[ToriAllen]

Dammit...
Fine you can be my Personal Fashion Czar; make sure my hair looks right, breath ok, clean underwear, stray hair plucker, etc.

Deal. Same benefits though, and I want someone under me that I can order around. A secretary or assistant, aka my *****.

 

[angie]

I can only stand kids in for short periods of time.
That would be good if I actually liked exercise.

I guess I could sit on the sidelines eating my chocolate cake and drinking my nice tall glass of whole milk while telling you to run a mile on the treadmill

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Lemon garlic broccoli and glazed carrots? Comin' right up! How about some champagne chicken *******? Chicken breast is healthy, right?

I don't care either way. As long as its hot and I can watch ESPN while I nosh.

 

[angie]

I just like to make the Champagne Ckn because you hafta light the cognac on fire. And there's always a bit of leftover champagne for me to drink

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I just like to make the Champagne Ckn because you hafta light the bourbon on fire. And there's always a bit of leftover champagne for me to drink

Fire good!

 

[angie]

Fire good!

Oh it's a blast. I measure out what booze I need, start cookin, turn off all the lights, and finish whatever is left while I watch it. Burn, baby burn!

(And the end product is VERY tasty. Get a good buzz, have a good meal...)

 

[ToriAllen]

ToriAllen

 

[RoyalOrleans]

RoyalOrleans - He is my pool boy, and must wear a speedo when he cleans the pool, which he must do for at least five hours every day.

Is this because I wanted you to be my administration's cook?

 

[ToriAllen]

Is this because I wanted you to be my administration's cook?

You're lucky you got pool boy. You could have been stable-boy, shoveling manure all day.

 

[Jhony5]

Me the court jester? I was hoping for a more prominant position like drug czar.

I would be more then happy to irradicate the marijauna menace that plagues our society.

 

[ToriAllen]

Me the court jester? I was hoping for a more prominant position like drug czar.I would be more then happy to irradicate the marijauna menace that plagues our society.

Alright. I suppose we really only need a Jester for weekend functions and gatherings. I hope you realize that an important government job like that doesn

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You're lucky you got pool boy. You could have been stable-boy, shoveling manure all day.

Bullshit and horseshit, I say!

Oh well... back to scooping leaves. It's really cold out here.

 

[ToriAllen]

Bullshit and horseshit, I say!
Oh well... back to scooping leaves. It's really cold out here.

You can have a break to come sit by the fire and sip hot coco.