Your best pick-up line.
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RoyalOrleans
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"Hey, baby. I've got beer."
"Honey, you is so fine you remind me of gravy. I wanna pour you in a plate and sob you up with a biscuit."
"So.... is this your school?"
"Honey, you is so fine you remind me of gravy. I wanna pour you in a plate and sob you up with a biscuit."
"So.... is this your school?"
RoyalOrleans
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Burro AustralianoIt's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate.
What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines?
Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro.
RoyalOrleans
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"I can lick my own eyebrows."
ToriAllen
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Hee hee hee. One of my husbands was the "I want to lick you from head to toe." The girls we worked with started calling me 'The Human Sunday'.
I was walking to class at my high school and one of my brothers friends, that I had met for the first time the weekend before, came up to me and said, "Do you go to school here?"
There is no way to deliver a pick up line without looking like a total goof.
I was walking to class at my high school and one of my brothers friends, that I had met for the first time the weekend before, came up to me and said, "Do you go to school here?"
There is no way to deliver a pick up line without looking like a total goof.
tiredofwhiners
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The one that always works..." Hey baby how much?"
100.00 OK hop in.
100.00 OK hop in.
jokersarewild
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The most popular pick up line in the world: "Hi."
Funny asian one: "Your fader, I wonder...does he steal tings? Because I wanna know who took da star from your eyeball...and put it in your belly button!" (Dat Phan)
My personal favorite: "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."
Funny asian one: "Your fader, I wonder...does he steal tings? Because I wanna know who took da star from your eyeball...and put it in your belly button!" (Dat Phan)
My personal favorite: "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."
ImWithStupid
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tiredofwhiners
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Humm IWS can i borrow your car? I want to try that line on Tori
ImWithStupid
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You just dig her because she talks all sexy like this...Humm IWS can i borrow your car? I want to try that line on Tori
http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=933668&postcount=696
If I could actually afford that car, I'd say yes.
jokersarewild
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It's TOW...you might want to be able to afford two
ImWithStupid
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That's what I meant. If I were wealthy enough to afford one, I'd probably be able to afford another.It's TOW...you might want to be able to afford two
jokersarewild
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He'd be poor after getting that car, so probably McDonalds
ParasiteGod
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My best one:
If you were a tree, I would totally **** on you.
If you were a tree, I would totally **** on you.