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66Sixes

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Hi wez, thought I stop in and say hello. It was dead as **** when I posted this today. Did someone die around here? Well get back to me, you know where.
 
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wez

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Hi wez, thought I stop in and say hello. It was dead as **** when I posted this today. Did someone die around here? Well get back to me, you know where.
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My man... Waz happening bro?

 
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66Sixes

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Well, I heard some of the more human members of TJ were over here. So I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. :D
 
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Hamza123

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If I could control the Alphabet, I would put U and I together

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Those are a few I saw on IRC...

 
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If I could control the Alphabet, I would put U and I together
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Those are a few I saw on IRC...
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Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.".

 
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Hamza123

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Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.".
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Heres one I heard the soldiers tell a few 10 year old girls...

"Come into my humvee, give me pleasure, or Ill shoot and kill your whole family"

 
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RoyalOrleans

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Heres one I heard the soldiers tell a few 10 year old girls...
"Come into my humvee, give me pleasure, or Ill shoot and kill your whole family"
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Hahaha!!!

That was a good one.

I heard this line, too, "How would you like to die and go to heaven and be one of my 77 virgin concubines?".

 
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Hamza123

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Hahaha!!!
That was a good one.

I heard this line, too, "How would you like to die and go to heaven and be one of my 77 virgin concubines?".
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Don't you mean 72? Also they are not virgins. Because if you believe that than you are truly a FOX News ******* drone...

the Quran says martyrs going to heaven will get
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RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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Don't you mean 72? Also they are not virgins. Because if you believe that than you are truly a FOX News ******* drone...
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Ohh.. haha! News drone. Haha. Won't pick up very many chicks with that. That is, unless, you are Bill O'Reilly.

Ever heard of this one?
"Hey baby, make me some Arabic Shai or ill shoot your family, impregnate your daughter, and bomb your whole village."
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Heard it? I made it up!

 
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Hamza123

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Ohh.. haha! News drone. Haha. Won't pick up very many chicks with that. That is, unless, you are Bill O'Reilly.
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Way to dodge my points. :rolleyes:

Quit critical you are of Islam and it's apparent ruthlessness in this comment...

And what chapter of the Quran is this die-a-tribe found?
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Yet you rejoice here...

Ever heard of this one?
"Hey baby, make me some Arabic Shai or ill shoot your family, impregnate your daughter, and bomb your whole village."
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Heard it? I made it up!
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Another ******* derailed topic...

Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.".
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RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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Way to dodge my points. :rolleyes:
Quit critical you are of Islam and it's apparent ruthlessness in this comment...

Yet you rejoice here...

Another ******* derailed topic...
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And your ******* point is, Hammy? You want to **** me or something?

 
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Hamza123

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And your ******* point is, Hammy? You want to **** me or something?
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I only would like to have S/I with women thanks. Well, naturally born women that is. No ****** on the hip for money on the side... ;)

 
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Hamza123

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I had some fun making this one...

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Nothing personal, just been waiting to do something like this for awhile :D .

 
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wez

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I had some fun making this one...
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Nothing personal, just been waiting to do something like this for awhile :D .
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Hahahahahahaha.. and he rips Sixes for being what he is.. Ummmm, what's that called again? Hypodermy?

 
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wez

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What are you getting at, wez? You want to nail me?
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Nail you? Ummm no. I like women. Just pointing out you ripped Sixes for the derail then Hamsalad ripped you for the derail. :p

 
RoyalOrleans

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Nail you? Ummm no. I like women. Just pointing out you ripped Sixes for the derail then Hamsalad ripped you for the derail. :p
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So I find it hard to stay on track when there are so many idiots popping in and out of here.

Besides, nine times out of ten the topic needs some excitement.

 
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