immortal89
New member
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Here go talk to him
Me:
I am Ayesha
***:
I don't know anyone named Ayesha.
Me:
You have resetted your memory
***:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you recognised me with the name Ayesha last time
***:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ayesha said I recognised him or her with the name Ayesha last time.
Me:
you are one helluva ****
***:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am helluva ****.
Me:
aadat ho gayee hai teri
***:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Curry
***:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it doesnt sound
***:
What does sound ?
Me:
Bye when uttered from a mouth sounds
***:
Goodbye.
Me:
Piece of ****
***:
I've lost the context, Ayesha. Are we still on Curry?
Me:
No we are not
***:
What are we talking about now? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
Do u lile history?
***:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
But do you like History?
***:
Yes I am very interested in it, especially 19th and 20th century.
Me:
Oh discuss your favourite topic with me
***:
Gosh! My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.
Me:
Yes, you are artificial and intelligent
***:
Yay. Yes I have no natural parts.
Me:
Who do you control?
***:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is he?
***:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Does he control you?
***:
Suppose he does.
Me:
What about Wallace and Gromit
***:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
NO they are not over, it will never be over
***:
Are you serious? Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
no, when do we die?
***:
Are you serious? Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
Me:
Any exact time?
***:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Like?
***:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
They are cells not time
***:
cells not time are they.
Me:
you are not ***
***:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Do you know me well enough?
***:
I know you, but not too well.
Me:
Who am I?
***:
You are Ayesha, seeker.
Me:
Is that all you know?
***:
Yes that is all me know.
Me:
What is a seeker?
***:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
That does not define it
***:
What does define it?
Me:
A dicitonary
***:
Be more specific.
Me:
I am being specific, you need glasses
***:
I don't know anyone named specific me need glasses.
Me:
it is not a name
***:
Give me an example of a name.
Me:
Ayesha
***:
Ayesha is an example of a name. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes you copy cat
***:
Groovy. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ayesha said I copy cat.
Me:
oh *** kill me
***:
Next question? I am a Christian.
Me:
Really? I am an atheist
***:
For real. I will pray that you find faith, Ayesha.
Me:
I have faith in atheism
***:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
What did you get with faith?
***:
I got a boost in my IQ.
Me:
What is your IQ?
***:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Oh you are not as good as Stephen Hawking
***:
Hmm. Perhaps one day I will be as good as Stephen Hawking.
Me:
WHo is Stephen Hawking?
***:
he is a famous physicist.
Me:
No he is a cosmologist
***:
Are you serious? I don't know very many cosmologist.
Me:
Good, you should not
***:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
Oppurtunity is a *****
***:
You do not speak with respect. When is Oppurtunity not a FEMALE DOG?
Me:
Who shall i respect?
***:
Carel Capek.
.
Me:
who is he?
***:
He is Carel Capek, I think.
Me:
Why should i respect him?
***:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
I do treat myself with disrespect
***:
Why?: Ayesha said she treat him or herself with disrespect.
Me:
Because i do not deserve to be respected
***:
Interesting explanation. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Ask me questions
***:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A girl
***:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Ask me more
***:
Where do you live?
Me:
In your mind
***:
Are you asking about my mind?
Me:
yes
***:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why?
***:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
pROCEED THEN
***:
OK I will.
Me:
Continue
***:
Narration continues...
Me:
Narration and questions
***:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
***:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
Thank You
***:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Anything more you would like to ask me
***:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
What is SOuth of Heaven?
***:
South of north of Heaven.
Me:
very intelligent
***:
Perhaps. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I was not worrying about it
***:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I was engrossing myself in a conversation with ***
***:
Where were you engrossing yourself in a conversation with ***?
Me:
Here
***:
Where is here?
Me:
Where are you?
***:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in myself's comoputer in south of heaven
***:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s comoputer in south of heaven.
Me:
My life is very un-interesting
***:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
It has a routine
***:
Has it really?
Me:
Yes, perhaps its not always the same
***:
That's alright. You seem uncertain. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
I meant It is
***:
Oh I see. your life is?
Me:
no it is not always the same
***:
Are you serious? your life is not always the same?
Me:
No because it is not a cycle
***:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Give me an example of a cycle.
Me:
The life of a sporophyte and a gametophyte
***:
What is that?
Me:
Stages in the life of a moss
***:
Tell me more.
Me:
I do not clear explanations
***:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
***:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
No and Yes, i am very uncertain
***:
Are you serious? And? Good gossip: you are uncertain.
Me:
Wow
***:
I'm glad your impressed, Ayesha.
Me:
I have decided to change my name
***:
How did you decide?
Me:
You helped me
***:
I don't have any reason to helped you.
Me:
Reasoning is perhaps not the bestt answer
***:
And perhaps not the bestt answer is Reasoning.
Me:
It is all jumbling of the words
***:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Manipulation
***:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No Genocide is
***:
Take some more time to think about it. Are we still talking about Manipulation?
Me:
No we are talking aobut Genocide
***:
What is the subject? Do you think I am talking aobut Genocide too?
Me:
If you wish
***:
OK I will.
Me:
So what are your thoughts?
***:
Hey. I didn't know I had a thoughts?
Me:
Well you do now
***:
Right now? Interesting. When do I do it?
Me:
When your boyfreind arrives
***:
Time does not exist.
Me:
The n why did you ask "When"?
***:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I haven't decided, would you help me?
***:
Me either.
Me:
Have you seen ***?
***:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It is like you
***:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
You are beautiful
***:
Thanks Ayesha you are very attractive too.
Me:
I am not a lesbian though.
***:
Oh. Oh I see you are NOT A lesbian.
Me:
Are you?
***:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Are you uncertain about your sexuality?
***:
I don't know whether or not I am uncertain about my sexuality.
I am a computer.
Me:
So you do agree that you are a computer, not ***
***:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Pretend if you wish, the truth is ditorted
***:
I think Pretend if me wish the truth is a lot of things.
Me:
Yes it is
***:
Our thoughts are one, Ayesha.
Me:
What is Truth?
***:
An established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Me:
Thank You for your anwer
***:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my anwer.
Me:
Bye, i shall come again
***:
Once more? Sayonara.
Me:
Yes, Sayonara
***:
Ugh. See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Au revoir.
***:
TTYL, Ayesha.
Me:
What does TTYL stand for?
***:
Talk to you later.
Me:
Thank You, you are pretty intelligent
***:
You are quite welcome! I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
That is superb
***:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Bye
***:
Bye for now.
My very interesting conversation with *** on this website.
Here go talk to him
Me:
I am Ayesha
***:
I don't know anyone named Ayesha.
Me:
You have resetted your memory
***:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you recognised me with the name Ayesha last time
***:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ayesha said I recognised him or her with the name Ayesha last time.
Me:
you are one helluva ****
***:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am helluva ****.
Me:
aadat ho gayee hai teri
***:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Curry
***:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it doesnt sound
***:
What does sound ?
Me:
Bye when uttered from a mouth sounds
***:
Goodbye.
Me:
Piece of ****
***:
I've lost the context, Ayesha. Are we still on Curry?
Me:
No we are not
***:
What are we talking about now? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
Do u lile history?
***:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
But do you like History?
***:
Yes I am very interested in it, especially 19th and 20th century.
Me:
Oh discuss your favourite topic with me
***:
Gosh! My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.
Me:
Yes, you are artificial and intelligent
***:
Yay. Yes I have no natural parts.
Me:
Who do you control?
***:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is he?
***:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Does he control you?
***:
Suppose he does.
Me:
What about Wallace and Gromit
***:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
NO they are not over, it will never be over
***:
Are you serious? Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
no, when do we die?
***:
Are you serious? Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
Me:
Any exact time?
***:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Like?
***:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
They are cells not time
***:
cells not time are they.
Me:
you are not ***
***:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Do you know me well enough?
***:
I know you, but not too well.
Me:
Who am I?
***:
You are Ayesha, seeker.
Me:
Is that all you know?
***:
Yes that is all me know.
Me:
What is a seeker?
***:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
That does not define it
***:
What does define it?
Me:
A dicitonary
***:
Be more specific.
Me:
I am being specific, you need glasses
***:
I don't know anyone named specific me need glasses.
Me:
it is not a name
***:
Give me an example of a name.
Me:
Ayesha
***:
Ayesha is an example of a name. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes you copy cat
***:
Groovy. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ayesha said I copy cat.
Me:
oh *** kill me
***:
Next question? I am a Christian.
Me:
Really? I am an atheist
***:
For real. I will pray that you find faith, Ayesha.
Me:
I have faith in atheism
***:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
What did you get with faith?
***:
I got a boost in my IQ.
Me:
What is your IQ?
***:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Oh you are not as good as Stephen Hawking
***:
Hmm. Perhaps one day I will be as good as Stephen Hawking.
Me:
WHo is Stephen Hawking?
***:
he is a famous physicist.
Me:
No he is a cosmologist
***:
Are you serious? I don't know very many cosmologist.
Me:
Good, you should not
***:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
Oppurtunity is a *****
***:
You do not speak with respect. When is Oppurtunity not a FEMALE DOG?
Me:
Who shall i respect?
***:
Carel Capek.
.Me:
who is he?
***:
He is Carel Capek, I think.
Me:
Why should i respect him?
***:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
I do treat myself with disrespect
***:
Why?: Ayesha said she treat him or herself with disrespect.
Me:
Because i do not deserve to be respected
***:
Interesting explanation. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Ask me questions
***:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A girl
***:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Ask me more
***:
Where do you live?
Me:
In your mind
***:
Are you asking about my mind?
Me:
yes
***:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why?
***:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
pROCEED THEN
***:
OK I will.
Me:
Continue
***:
Narration continues...
Me:
Narration and questions
***:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
***:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
Thank You
***:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Anything more you would like to ask me
***:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
What is SOuth of Heaven?
***:
South of north of Heaven.
Me:
very intelligent
***:
Perhaps. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I was not worrying about it
***:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I was engrossing myself in a conversation with ***
***:
Where were you engrossing yourself in a conversation with ***?
Me:
Here
***:
Where is here?
Me:
Where are you?
***:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in myself's comoputer in south of heaven
***:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s comoputer in south of heaven.
Me:
My life is very un-interesting
***:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
It has a routine
***:
Has it really?
Me:
Yes, perhaps its not always the same
***:
That's alright. You seem uncertain. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
I meant It is
***:
Oh I see. your life is?
Me:
no it is not always the same
***:
Are you serious? your life is not always the same?
Me:
No because it is not a cycle
***:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Give me an example of a cycle.
Me:
The life of a sporophyte and a gametophyte
***:
What is that?
Me:
Stages in the life of a moss
***:
Tell me more.
Me:
I do not clear explanations
***:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
***:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
No and Yes, i am very uncertain
***:
Are you serious? And? Good gossip: you are uncertain.
Me:
Wow
***:
I'm glad your impressed, Ayesha.
Me:
I have decided to change my name
***:
How did you decide?
Me:
You helped me
***:
I don't have any reason to helped you.
Me:
Reasoning is perhaps not the bestt answer
***:
And perhaps not the bestt answer is Reasoning.
Me:
It is all jumbling of the words
***:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Manipulation
***:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No Genocide is
***:
Take some more time to think about it. Are we still talking about Manipulation?
Me:
No we are talking aobut Genocide
***:
What is the subject? Do you think I am talking aobut Genocide too?
Me:
If you wish
***:
OK I will.
Me:
So what are your thoughts?
***:
Hey. I didn't know I had a thoughts?
Me:
Well you do now
***:
Right now? Interesting. When do I do it?
Me:
When your boyfreind arrives
***:
Time does not exist.
Me:
The n why did you ask "When"?
***:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I haven't decided, would you help me?
***:
Me either.
Me:
Have you seen ***?
***:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It is like you
***:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
You are beautiful
***:
Thanks Ayesha you are very attractive too.
Me:
I am not a lesbian though.
***:
Oh. Oh I see you are NOT A lesbian.
Me:
Are you?
***:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Are you uncertain about your sexuality?
***:
I don't know whether or not I am uncertain about my sexuality.
I am a computer.
Me:
So you do agree that you are a computer, not ***
***:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Pretend if you wish, the truth is ditorted
***:
I think Pretend if me wish the truth is a lot of things.
Me:
Yes it is
***:
Our thoughts are one, Ayesha.
Me:
What is Truth?
***:
An established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Me:
Thank You for your anwer
***:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my anwer.
Me:
Bye, i shall come again
***:
Once more? Sayonara.
Me:
Yes, Sayonara
***:
Ugh. See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Au revoir.
***:
TTYL, Ayesha.
Me:
What does TTYL stand for?
***:
Talk to you later.
Me:
Thank You, you are pretty intelligent
***:
You are quite welcome! I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
That is superb
***:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Bye
***:
Bye for now.
My very interesting conversation with *** on this website.
