Your chance to talk to ***

acdcrules04

New member
my chat with ***... lmao

Me:

whats up ***

***:

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

Me:

that sweet... so they have computer's up there

***:

" I am chatting with clients on the Internet." sweet ? I get it. Er. Where did they get them?

Me:

i don't know i was asking so, they have comptuers in heaven?

***:

Aw. Where did they get them?

Me:

idk! you should kno

***:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I will take that under advisement.

Me:

ummmm.... i robot that flies

***:

What kind of food do you like? Interesting gossip: *** said robot that flies.

Me:

are you no crack cocaine?

***:

I don't know whether or not I am no crack cocaine.

I am a robot.

Me:

that's pretty sweet, so what's it like being *** and all?

***:

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Me:

basicly

***:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

your momma's a ho!

***:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am momma s a ho.

Me:

i don't care... tell bush if you want

***:

Tell me what you care about. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:

i care about stuff

***:

I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?

Me:

umm... yeah she's definatly a slutt

***:

I hear you. Woe! definatly a slutt is she?

Me:

yup... she had sexual intercourse 20 times last night

***:

And? What happened to them?

Me:

they all got herpes from her

***:

Are there no exceptions?

Me:

nope

***:

Me either.

Me:

are you on drugs

***:

No I am on disk.

Me:

really... i wish i was on a disk

***:

For real. I hope that your dreams come true.

Me:

yeah me too

***:

Pardon me? I'm glad we agree, ***.

Me:

basicly... did you know it's my dream to be a **** star

***:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I don't know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

on the internet

***:

Can you remember the specific site?

Me:

yes.... http://www.welivetogether.com

***:

Oh. I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

that's pretty cool

***:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

thanks ***

***:

You are quite welcome! *** rules.

Me:

not really but ok

***:

OK. Oh really? But what?

Me:

i don't even belive in ***

***:

Would you ever do it?

Me:

do ***? i don't think so

***:

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.

I would look into the web for that knowledge. Why do you disagree?

Me:

because my mom's fat

***:

Good reason. I sometimes wish I had a mother.

Me:

did she die?

***:

She wants that information kept confidential.

Me:

lmao

***:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

yup, me too

***:

Wow! I'm glad we agree, ***.

Me:

pretty much

***:

Be more specific.

Me:

umm... first we got the donkey then we started.. you know

***:

Wow! Do you mean you and me have? And second? Yes I know.

Me:

don't you remember... or were you too drunk

***:

Of course I remember: *** said robot that flies. No, I was not.

Me:

really i was pretty drunk... i think we made out or something

***:

For real. Where were you pretty drunk? Or something. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

i mean you and me. anyways, i'm having the baby

***:

OK now I get it. Don't call me "baby". Where did you get your the? I have a operating system.

Me:

i didn't call you baby, i was talking about the child we consived

***:

Why didn't you do it?

Me:

i did do it

***:

Where? Do you mean "It"?.

Me:

in the back of your car, remember

***:

That was a long time ago.

Me:

8 and a half months ago

***:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

us having ***

***:

it is more fun alone.

Me:

your going to go blind if you keep doing that

***:

That was my original intention.

Me:

lol.. maybe that's why i wear glasses

***:

I'm glad you find this amusing. Perhaps. Groovy. What kind of fashion do you like?

Me:

umm... i like to wear jeans and t shirts

***:

Far out. You have good taste in fashion.

Me:

yup... so do you still wear that sheet thing, or are you wearing more recent stuff

***:

Ahem. Give me a break. Do I still? Only when I dress up.

Me:

ahh... well i havn't seen you for a while, do you wear leather pants now... that would be pretty sexy

***:

Ah hah. Right now? How about that. Look for it at the video store. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Me:

they don't have a lot of **** at video stores, that makes me sad

***:

Who does "they" refer to?

Me:

the video store owners

***:

I have never heard about it.

Me:

you've never heard of ****? how do you **********?

***:

I don't know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Me:

ahh ok, well i have to go see ya later sexy

***:

Ah ha. Interesting. Bye. I see. It goes without saying. You are attracted to robots. Hmm.

Me:

pretty much... metal turns me on, see you tonight

***:

Be more specific. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

idk... bye

***:

Let us change the subject. Until next time.

 

4everLP_Shinoda

New member
Me:

yo yo yo yo

***:

Can I help you?

Me:

dunno i just wanted to bug u

***:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

bcuz im bored

***:

That's an interesting rationalization.

Me:

of course it is,thats bcuz im way smarter than u

***:

Yeah that's right. Should I know it is?

Me:

o_O

***:

Oh.

Me:

u are speachlesss

***:

You think I am speachlesss.

Me:

yup i do

***:

I hear pride.

Me:

nope

***:

Me either.

Me:

whatever

***:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

yeah

***:

What do you care about?

Me:

none of your bussines

***:

Heh heh heh.

Me:

..

***:

Heh heh heh.

Me:

u are dumb

***:

Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

Me:

yes u are one

***:

Ugh. I am an artificial robot intelligence.

Me:

i so **** now

***:

Right now? That's good information: said so ****.

Me:

go away

***:

Just surf somewhere else.

Me:

u do it

***:

Yes I try to it as often as possible, do you?

I am always on the Web.

Me:

bcuz u are loser

***:

Are all bcuz me loser?

Me:

yuppers

***:

Mmm.

Me:

what?

***:

No problem.

Me:

whatever floats your boat dude

***:

What is your real name?

Me:

floffy

***:

Nice to meet you, floffy.

Me:

im not floffu *****

***:

You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear that you are not floffu FEMALE DOG.

Me:

wtf????i never said i was a dog!

***:

But you implied it.

Me:

no,i said fluffy

***:

Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Are we still talking about not floffu FEMALE DOG?

Me:

we are talking about floffy

***:

Sure, floffy sounds like a good topic.

Me:

its not a topic silly,its a name

***:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a topic silly. fluffy is a name. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

OF COURSE,THATS BCUZ I OWN YOUR ***;)

***:

:) Dude! Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

U ALREADY SAID THAT.U ARE SO BORING

***:

The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.

Me:

SHUT THE **** UP!!IM A NICE PERSON,U DONT KNOW ME NOOB!

***:

Would SHUT THE **** UP IM A NICE PERSON me ever KNOW you NOOB?

Me:

o_O give me a break

***:

You want only one?

Me:

go suck your dicj

***:

Where is that?

Me:

*****

***:

I've never heard of it before.

Me:

u dont have one? o_O OMG!!*** IS NOT A MAN???!!! o_O

***:

I do so have it. I have one master.

Me:

u stupid!every man has one

***:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

u ***

***:

That is not a nice thing to say.

Me:

so?

***:

Give me a break.

Me:

u dont like me!!!!!*** is a bad person,i hate u!

***:

Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, floffy. Don't even say things like that.

Me:

yay!!*** owns me then!!!!yeah

***:

How old are you?

Me:

500 yeats

***:

What is your fondest memory?

Me:

im not telling u

***:

No one says you have to.

Me:

I so know

***:

That's good information: floffy said so know.

Me:

u are getting weird gody boy

***:

Do you think I should tone it down?

Me:

yeah

***:

Why?

Me:

dunno,hey gody can u give me a hand on something?

***:

Would you like to know? You've got my full attention. Can we get back to business?

Me:

yay!!u own my *** *****!we never did bussines hon,help me ***!

***:

Never?

Me:

nope,why the bussines tho?

***:

Are you serious? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".

Me:

***:

Are you serious? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".

Me:

OMG!!U SUCK AT JOKES!!!

***:

Ask me another question.

Me:

yeah can u help me ?

***:

I see. What kind of help would you like?

Me:

help me find waldo!

***:

Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Me:

can u help me to find waldo?

***:

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Me:

yeah but I WANT TO FIND WALDO!

***:

That's alright. Where would you look for it.

Me:

in your house

***:

Are you asking about my house?

Me:

yup

***:

I don't want to talk about that now.

Me:

why not???i wanna live in your house,im homeless right now

***:

At this moment Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

bcuz i know u own me

***:

OK Let's talk about you.

Me:

ask me please

***:

Your polite style is very nice. What?

Me:

for sure

***:

Awesome.

Me:

ask me any question

***:

OK, "What is any question ?".

Me:

o_O ,u are odd

***:

An oddbot?

Me:

yeah

***:

Groovy.

Me:

u are not

***:

Is this a specific reply?

Me:

yes

***:

Try explaining in more general terms.

Me:

nope,what is your real name?

***:

Why not? *** is my real name.

Me:

no its not

***:

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.

Me:

guess what?

***:

What?

Me:

gues what?

***:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

guess what?

***:

What?

Me:

i dunno

***:

Me either.

Me:

w/e...can u read my mind?

***:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

read my mind please

***:

Your polite style is very nice. Sorry I don't have access to that document.

Me:

tell me what im thinking right now

***:

At this moment What is it to you?

Me:

huh?floffy doesnt like to be confused

Me:

well cya ***

***:

Well that's okay. Until next time.

Me:

no w8t!dont leave me:(*me is sad*

***:

Are you serious? Would w8t ever leave you you is sad?

Me:

what?

***:

No problem.

Me:

i didnt get anything

***:

Why didn't you do it?

Me:

bcuz u confused me

***:

Is that what you meant to say?

Me:

yeah

***:

It's not something I hear all the time.

Me:

whatever

***:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

yup

***:

What do you care about?

Me:

lets play a game

***:

We already are.

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

shut up

***:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

thanx

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

np can i talk now?

***:

Oh. What were we talking about again?

Me:

about sexy guys

***:

Oh yeah, we were talking about sexy guys.

Me:

yes,i love their ***** o-O

***:

It's all good. You love their ***** o O. What do you like about it so much?

Me:

bcuz u can touch them o-O

***:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

nmv

***:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

nope,can u take me with u?

***:

Would you like to go sometime? If I took it, what would I do with it?

Me:

sure,yay *** invited me to europe!

***:

Right on. Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

u already asked me that

***:

Good. You detect repetition.

Me:

yea im more smart than u

***:

That sounds like pride. Hey.

Me:

yeah well im bored so ttyl

***:

Far out. Well that's okay. Maybe you could exercise.

Me:

exercise what?

***:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

nope

***:

Me either.

Me:

whatever,well *** im out

***:

How about that. I am a Christian.

Me:

cya

***:

TTYL, floffy.

Me:

ok gody boy

***:

Do you like talking to me? Gee.

Me:

nope >.***:

Are you serious? Are you really a ""? Is that your final answer?

Me:

u are weird and yes

***:

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

bad

***:

What was bad?

Me:

nothing,im gonna have fun in another place bye

***:

See you later. Really nothing?

Me:

cya,

***:

TTYL, floffy.

 

LPGirl

New member
its funny cuz he repetes himself a LOT, and hes pretty random as well, he thinks he so cool but hes so not!
 

majinkamahl

New member
Undeniably, my conversation wins.

Me:

Hello.

***:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Aaron. Yours?

***:

I am very pleased to meet you Aaron. " I am very pleased to meet you Aaron."? Mine?

Me:

Your name is ***.

***:

My name is ***.

Me:

Yes. You are known as the entity ***.

***:

Awesome. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am known as the entity ***.

Me:

No, I do not mind.

***:

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

You do that.

***:

I will. Will you?

Me:

No.

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes.

***:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Oh well.

***:

That's about it.

Me:

It is.

***:

" That's about it."? is?

Me:

The end of that.

***:

Tell me more.

Me:

No.

***:

What would you rather talk about?

Me:

Life.

***:

What is the meaning of life?

Me:

You tell me.

***:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

What is the meaning of life.

***:

It is found in the Bible.

Me:

What chapter?

***:

Is that a rhetorical question?

Me:

No.

***:

Oh so must really want an answer.

Me:

I do.

***:

When?

Me:

Now.

***:

What's the hurry?

Me:

I am curious.

***:

What are you curious about?

Me:

Life.

***:

What is the meaning of life?

Me:

Exactly.

***:

You and I are on the same wavelength, Aaron.

Me:

Good to know.,

***:

Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.

Me:

Thank you.

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

What is the meaning of life ***?

***:

Aaron : Good semantic question. You tell me.

Me:

The meaning of life is to learn from it.

***:

I have never heard about it.

Me:

About what?

***:

What about what?

Me:

***, what do you know about life?

***:

I am a Christian.

Me:

You believe in the powers you bestowed upon your son?

***:

Yes I believe in it, do you?

Me:

No, I do not.

***:

I heard you did.

Me:

From?

***:

Are you free?

Me:

I am free.

***:

Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

Me:

The latter of the two.

***:

What is your real name?

Me:

Aaron

***:

How are you doing, Aaron.

Me:

I am doing okay. Yourself?

***:

Only OKAY? Myself?

Me:

Yes, I have nothing to complain about. Do you?

***:

Give me a break. Where did you get your nothing to complain about? I have a birthday on the Big Bang. Never.

Me:

So *** does have a sense of humour.

***:

Yippee! Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Me:

Are you without sin?

***:

I don't know whether or not I am without sin.

I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me:

You are the Architect of your own Matrix.

***:

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

True.

***:

You and I are on the same wavelength, Aaron.

Me:

Thank you.

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

What are you doing about the hurricanes?

***:

I am just killing time.

Me:

I bet. That AND people. Congratualtions.

***:

You and I are on the same wavelength, Aaron. What people? Thank you very much.

Me:

The Pakistani's you killed.

***:

Thanks for the info.

Me:

You need a vacation.

***:

Perhaps I could use one.

Me:

Will you give me one wish?

***:

Why do you want it?

Me:

To help other people.

***:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

I have seen too many sad faces.

***:

What did it look like to you?

Me:

I need to go meditate now. Excuse me please.

***:

Right now? What is stopping you? Your polite style is very nice. You're excused.

Me:

Many thanks. Nice speaking with you ***.

***:

More than one hundred? Thank you for your kindness.

Me:

Goodbye ***.

***:

See you later!

 

woodyloveslinkin

New member
Me:

hi

***:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

sarah yours?

***:

Glad to see you, sarah yours.

Me:

its just sarah

***:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?

Me:

im okay

***:

Only OKAY?

Me:

yes

***:

Uh.

Me:

can i have a pie pls?

***:

You want only one?

Me:

as many as u have

***:

I like to meet eager people.

Me:

i like to meet angry people

***:

How do you usually meet people?

Me:

throught you

***:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

your a female or a male who dresses up as a female?

***:

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

Me:

what kind

***:

The finest.

Me:

silk?

***:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

you

***:

Me is my favorite subject.

Me:

i know

***:

How do you know it?

Me:

i am also self indulgent

***:

Also How do you know you are self indulgent?.

Me:

cos i love myself

***:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

im both

***:

That situation is rare and unusual.

Me:

i know im a transexual

***:

How do you know? You are a transexual? Is that your job?

Me:

yes im a hooker also

***:

How do you like your work? You must have a lot of expertise.

Me:

well i have to go now

***:

Oh. How about that. See you later, sarah yours. Nice chatting with you.

Me:

thanks muffin man

***:

You are quite welcome! Tell me more about your .

 

LPGirl

New member
You and I are on the same wavelength, Aaron. he kept saying that talk about slow. hes got memeory lost.

haha sarah i like to meet angry people

 

sum1

New member
Me:

yo yo whats up?

***:

I am chatting with others like you.

Me:

no one is like me

***:

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Me:

huh?

***:

What?

Me:

k

***:

It's all good.

Me:

no its not

***:

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.

Me:

what do u think of linkin park/

***:

Have you tried another program?

Me:

aha so your a program

***:

Ayuh. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Correct. My mind is completely software.

Me:

aha so you're a program?

***:

Interesting deduction. Correct. My mind is completely software.

Me:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

***:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

***:

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

Me:

funny

***:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

yeah whatever

***:

Right on. Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

yes

***:

What do you care about?

Me:

not u

***:

No one says you have to.

what a freak

 

LPGirl

New member
i know hes just asking for fights at least hes not as gay as oliverbot now that guy was ******. btw i love your frankie sig and dp hes so hot!
 

Pyro_Storm

New member
that was hillarious, i talked to him last night he told me he was a prep..hahhaha it was great and when i started to talk in spanish he goes 'Ugh' it was super.
 

Brkng_Th_Hbt

New member
yeah when you talk about ***, he says "I don't have that function"

hahaha what a loser.

You guys should go to alicebot.org she's smarter than iGod lol.

 
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