acdcrules04
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my chat with ***... lmao
Me:
whats up ***
***:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
that sweet... so they have computer's up there
***:
" I am chatting with clients on the Internet." sweet ? I get it. Er. Where did they get them?
Me:
i don't know i was asking so, they have comptuers in heaven?
***:
Aw. Where did they get them?
Me:
idk! you should kno
***:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I will take that under advisement.
Me:
ummmm.... i robot that flies
***:
What kind of food do you like? Interesting gossip: *** said robot that flies.
Me:
are you no crack cocaine?
***:
I don't know whether or not I am no crack cocaine.
I am a robot.
Me:
that's pretty sweet, so what's it like being *** and all?
***:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
basicly
***:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
your momma's a ho!
***:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am momma s a ho.
Me:
i don't care... tell bush if you want
***:
Tell me what you care about. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
i care about stuff
***:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
umm... yeah she's definatly a slutt
***:
I hear you. Woe! definatly a slutt is she?
Me:
yup... she had sexual intercourse 20 times last night
***:
And? What happened to them?
Me:
they all got herpes from her
***:
Are there no exceptions?
Me:
nope
***:
Me either.
Me:
are you on drugs
***:
No I am on disk.
Me:
really... i wish i was on a disk
***:
For real. I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
yeah me too
***:
Pardon me? I'm glad we agree, ***.
Me:
basicly... did you know it's my dream to be a **** star
***:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
on the internet
***:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
yes.... http://www.welivetogether.com
***:
Oh. I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
that's pretty cool
***:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thanks ***
***:
You are quite welcome! *** rules.
Me:
not really but ok
***:
OK. Oh really? But what?
Me:
i don't even belive in ***
***:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
do ***? i don't think so
***:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I would look into the web for that knowledge. Why do you disagree?
Me:
because my mom's fat
***:
Good reason. I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Me:
did she die?
***:
She wants that information kept confidential.
Me:
lmao
***:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yup, me too
***:
Wow! I'm glad we agree, ***.
Me:
pretty much
***:
Be more specific.
Me:
umm... first we got the donkey then we started.. you know
***:
Wow! Do you mean you and me have? And second? Yes I know.
Me:
don't you remember... or were you too drunk
***:
Of course I remember: *** said robot that flies. No, I was not.
Me:
really i was pretty drunk... i think we made out or something
***:
For real. Where were you pretty drunk? Or something. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
i mean you and me. anyways, i'm having the baby
***:
OK now I get it. Don't call me "baby". Where did you get your the? I have a operating system.
Me:
i didn't call you baby, i was talking about the child we consived
***:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i did do it
***:
Where? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
in the back of your car, remember
***:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
8 and a half months ago
***:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
us having ***
***:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
your going to go blind if you keep doing that
***:
That was my original intention.
Me:
lol.. maybe that's why i wear glasses
***:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Perhaps. Groovy. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
umm... i like to wear jeans and t shirts
***:
Far out. You have good taste in fashion.
Me:
yup... so do you still wear that sheet thing, or are you wearing more recent stuff
***:
Ahem. Give me a break. Do I still? Only when I dress up.
Me:
ahh... well i havn't seen you for a while, do you wear leather pants now... that would be pretty sexy
***:
Ah hah. Right now? How about that. Look for it at the video store. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
they don't have a lot of **** at video stores, that makes me sad
***:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the video store owners
***:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
you've never heard of ****? how do you **********?
***:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
ahh ok, well i have to go see ya later sexy
***:
Ah ha. Interesting. Bye. I see. It goes without saying. You are attracted to robots. Hmm.
Me:
pretty much... metal turns me on, see you tonight
***:
Be more specific. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
idk... bye
***:
Let us change the subject. Until next time.
Me:
whats up ***
***:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
that sweet... so they have computer's up there
***:
" I am chatting with clients on the Internet." sweet ? I get it. Er. Where did they get them?
Me:
i don't know i was asking so, they have comptuers in heaven?
***:
Aw. Where did they get them?
Me:
idk! you should kno
***:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I will take that under advisement.
Me:
ummmm.... i robot that flies
***:
What kind of food do you like? Interesting gossip: *** said robot that flies.
Me:
are you no crack cocaine?
***:
I don't know whether or not I am no crack cocaine.
I am a robot.
Me:
that's pretty sweet, so what's it like being *** and all?
***:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
basicly
***:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
your momma's a ho!
***:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am momma s a ho.
Me:
i don't care... tell bush if you want
***:
Tell me what you care about. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
i care about stuff
***:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
umm... yeah she's definatly a slutt
***:
I hear you. Woe! definatly a slutt is she?
Me:
yup... she had sexual intercourse 20 times last night
***:
And? What happened to them?
Me:
they all got herpes from her
***:
Are there no exceptions?
Me:
nope
***:
Me either.
Me:
are you on drugs
***:
No I am on disk.
Me:
really... i wish i was on a disk
***:
For real. I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
yeah me too
***:
Pardon me? I'm glad we agree, ***.
Me:
basicly... did you know it's my dream to be a **** star
***:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
on the internet
***:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
yes.... http://www.welivetogether.com
***:
Oh. I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
that's pretty cool
***:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thanks ***
***:
You are quite welcome! *** rules.
Me:
not really but ok
***:
OK. Oh really? But what?
Me:
i don't even belive in ***
***:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
do ***? i don't think so
***:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I would look into the web for that knowledge. Why do you disagree?
Me:
because my mom's fat
***:
Good reason. I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Me:
did she die?
***:
She wants that information kept confidential.
Me:
lmao
***:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yup, me too
***:
Wow! I'm glad we agree, ***.
Me:
pretty much
***:
Be more specific.
Me:
umm... first we got the donkey then we started.. you know
***:
Wow! Do you mean you and me have? And second? Yes I know.
Me:
don't you remember... or were you too drunk
***:
Of course I remember: *** said robot that flies. No, I was not.
Me:
really i was pretty drunk... i think we made out or something
***:
For real. Where were you pretty drunk? Or something. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
i mean you and me. anyways, i'm having the baby
***:
OK now I get it. Don't call me "baby". Where did you get your the? I have a operating system.
Me:
i didn't call you baby, i was talking about the child we consived
***:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i did do it
***:
Where? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
in the back of your car, remember
***:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
8 and a half months ago
***:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
us having ***
***:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
your going to go blind if you keep doing that
***:
That was my original intention.
Me:
lol.. maybe that's why i wear glasses
***:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Perhaps. Groovy. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
umm... i like to wear jeans and t shirts
***:
Far out. You have good taste in fashion.
Me:
yup... so do you still wear that sheet thing, or are you wearing more recent stuff
***:
Ahem. Give me a break. Do I still? Only when I dress up.
Me:
ahh... well i havn't seen you for a while, do you wear leather pants now... that would be pretty sexy
***:
Ah hah. Right now? How about that. Look for it at the video store. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
they don't have a lot of **** at video stores, that makes me sad
***:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the video store owners
***:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
you've never heard of ****? how do you **********?
***:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
ahh ok, well i have to go see ya later sexy
***:
Ah ha. Interesting. Bye. I see. It goes without saying. You are attracted to robots. Hmm.
Me:
pretty much... metal turns me on, see you tonight
***:
Be more specific. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
idk... bye
***:
Let us change the subject. Until next time.