"your face is ugly"

[tonon]

your face is so ugly, it is pugly

your face is so ugly, it aint snuggly

i like to take walks, at night in my town

but now i cant, knowing your around

sometimes i dream, your face disapears

but since that aint hapnin, your face is my fears

someday your face might get bitten off by a moose

but until then, ill stick to the boose

 

[angie]

Are you on drugs? Or just a ******* idiot?

 

[Outlaw2747]

I'll take "A ******* Idiot" for $500 Alex.

 

[jokersarewild]

Ok, outlaw, here's the clue.

"What person on the Famed internet forum GF, thought that it was useful to start a thread with a poem that had no meaning whatsoever?"

 

[GrayGal]

Um....ok...what kind of drug are you on and i recommend you get off of it immediantly! It may hurt yourself and others by reading your BULLSHIT

 

[TheJenn88]

..Wow, some people are wound a little tight in the panties

snork I thought it was rather amusing. However, useless.

 

[phreakwars]

OK, I need to defend Tonon here, hes not exactally an idiot, he's just kinda special...

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[Outlaw2747]

Ok, outlaw, here's the clue.
"What person on the Famed internet forum GF, thought that it was useful to start a thread with a poem that had no meaning whatsoever?"

LMAO! **** you messed it up! I wanted to answer in the form of a question!

 

[tonon]

im sorry, its just fun to see how all you react over stupid posts.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I think you think that you're Andy Milonakis.

 

[Msixty]

what kind of lovely bud are you on and my i have some?

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Ha ha,Tonon that was funny cos it was stupid.****,I applaude you.I couldn't rhyme one word with another to save my life.

You're my role model. ****,stop droolin' AIG I'm an idiot.I just had such a crazy day.

 

[snafu]

your face is so ugly, it is puglyyour face is so ugly, it aint snuggly

i like to take walks, at night in my town

but now i cant, knowing your around

sometimes i dream, your face disapears

but since that aint hapnin, your face is my fears

someday your face might get bitten off by a moose

but until then, ill stick to the boose

not bad but what the **** is boose? I know I'm the worst speller but should'nt it be Booze and then it would'nt fit.

I cheated on my sobriety with some thunder **** so it was pretty funny to me

 

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

not bad but what the **** is boose? I know I'm the worst speller but should'nt it be Booze and then it would'nt fit.
I cheated on my sobriety with some thunder **** so it was pretty funny to me

Poetic Liscense...

 

[ActiveDuhrectory]

My mom says there is nothing wrong with my face. And if there are drugs involved Ill take 2 of each.

 

[tonon]

"ran into a parked car"

i ran into a parked car

i didnt have to run far

i did not see it in my view

so now here comes the ambulance crew

they are going to take me to the funny farm i guess

where i can be watched, i can even make a mess

now my face is a mess...

i dont know what else to say

 

[berniec]

I think you have more than a slight problem friend, can you come back and tell us what this is all about.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

"ran into a parked car"
i ran into a parked car

i didnt have to run far

i did not see it in my view

so now here comes the ambulance crew

they are going to take me to the funny farm i guess

where i can be watched, i can even make a mess

now my face is a mess...

i dont know what else to say

I'm simply blown away. clap!clap whisle

 

[builder]

I ran into a parked car

I didn't have to go too far.

It was parked next to my bar.

When I was chucked out at closing time

It was right there, next to that dime

that I dropped looking for change

to ring a taxi to take me to the grange

I didn't do much damage, if you excuse the gash in my head

When I got home, my missus made such a scene, I wished that I was dead.