"your face is ugly"

[phreakwars]

Jesus, what is this a ******* NIGHT CLUB act at some ******* BEATNIK lounge ??

You almost need a ******* EMO haircut and some bongos to participate in this very non erudite drivel.

Tonon best be sharing the Hooka !!

******* tree hugging hippy EMO !!

Tonon

The

Only

Nimrod

Occasionally

Non-observed

Tonon, your weird but we like you.

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[ALLAH IS GREAT]

I ran into a parked car
I didn't have to go too far.

It was parked next to my bar.

When I was chucked out at closing time

It was right there, next to that dime

that I dropped looking for change

to ring a taxi to take me to the grange

I didn't do much damage, if you excuse the gash in my head

When I got home, my missus made such a scene, I wished that I was dead.

NICE!!!

Phreak,leave them alone.They are quite good.

 

[tonon]

I think you have more than a slight problem friend, can you come back and tell us what this is all about.

i can tell you what this is all about

i just dont like sourkrout

if i die before i wake

id like to give a hand shake

i used to constantly watch back-to-the-future

but now im ****** at my cousin gerard couture

i thinked i snapped many years ago

but now i just dont know

im sick of drugs and violence in the slums of bristol

but im really from forestville, but still

you might know me as tonon

but some people think im conan

i guess i will shut up now

and maybe go eat some cow

im not crazy!!!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

i can tell you what this is all abouti just dont like sourkrout

if i die before i wake

id like to give a hand shake

i used to constantly watch back-to-the-future

but now im ****** at my cousin gerard couture

i thinked i snapped many years ago

but now i just dont know

im sick of drugs and violence in the slums of bristol

but im really from forestville, but still

you might know me as tonon

but some people think im conan

i guess i will shut up now

and maybe go eat some cow

im not crazy!!!

Ofcourse you're not crazy.Please write a book.I'll buy it.