RoyalOrleans

Any new LF post should instantly be changed by one of us Mods to "interesting..." and followed up by anonymous cat-calls and taunts. How to lose a member in 10 days? Phreak be thy name.

Greetings, I was just curious how everyone liked their steak. For me, a steak has to be one of the most tender of cuts. I like Prime Rib, Porterhouse, Top Sirloin, and Tenderloin cuts and I like it somewhere between Rare and Medium, called Rare Plus. I never use steak sauces and never ever disgrace it with vegetable sides, only potatoes and hot rolls. A tall cold pilsner or a luke warm frothy dark beer to wash it all down.

You step into a man's position and don't expect to get hit because you're a member of the fairer sex? I call bullshit!

When I eat steak, I will not disgrace it by stuffing it in two pieces of bread. I like my steak in NY Strip or Prime Rib form and slightly rare... no seasoning or steak sauce. Ham belongs on bread, steak goes straight to the plate. Uh-rah!

Anything to download porn faster.

I nearly broke out in sobs. Fucking funny.

She wants to post my chat logs with her. Let me just say this, before she gets the guile to do it: I was fucking with her. Just for the mere pleasure of fucking with someone. She claims to have done the same shit to me. My hometown has three police officers and I grew up with them. I seriously doubt my jailers, on two occasions, would do a favor for an ugly bitch like her. We've heard this time and time again, phreak. Her lying and scandalous ways caught up to her and now she can't back anything up. A quality of the babbling cunt-mouth of North America. A rather common creature in these here parts. I've been gung-ho with that anonymous shit.

Heh heh heh... I peep into medicine cabinets. Especially if it's a girl that I am dating... just want to make sure because you never know!

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He was playing with his penis And woke up with a hand full of goo. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long, he could suck it While wiping his chin He cracked a grin and said, "If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it!". Uh-rah! Fuck! Can't remember anymore dirty limericks. Need to call my Grandpa... motherfucker has a dirtier mouth than Andrew Dice Clay, 2 Live Crew, and Denis Leary combined.

I thought I was the only advocate for the devil around here! Fuck advocacy for sentient beasts!

[attach=full]785[/attach] This bastard and I share a name, but let me make this abundantly clear: He by no means represents the Neal's, Neil's, Neils', Nelson's, and Niles' around the world.

Bad rep! And I have the Polaroids to prove it.

Why are you calling Jhony5 Jesus?

Of course you didn't grow up with any racism, Snafu! Aside from the few aboriginal people in Alaska, there are only white folk up there. There's a reason it is called the Great White North.

Our southern neighbor, Mexico, has to be the most xenophobic nation in the Americas. They say, "You can visit, white-folk and negro-spawn, but you can't stay.". Minneapolis is a good example of how segregation is supposed to work.

GF has an automatic bullshit detector. Got to love them crafty Austrians.

Be fucked!

Fuck Gandhi.

We are all trying to survive, make a living, and get our own slice of American Pie. A very good reason pimping, hoing, and drug trafficking should be legitimate trades. And, nope, I am not being sarcastic.

Goddammit! I have to spread some rep around before giving you more. Where'd that bitch go? I'll spread rep on her face!

Nothing equals frustration more than having to drop a deuce and missing the opportunity.

It's a crying shame when artistic ability is a little more than "staying inside the lines".

I keep getting Bill Johnson with a fucking Indian accent.

Well it's assumed from your wording of previous posts. Like a lowly UPS driver should know fucking better or something.