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  1. RoyalOrleans
    My last girlfriend would get uber-pissed if I farted while she was sucking me off. Can't understand, for the life of me, how that is such a bad thing? Sucking my cock and smelling my fart!
  2. RoyalOrleans
    A few week's ago, I ate at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. One of the best ribeyes I have ever et.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    Especially when I'm driving!
  4. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck it! They are fun to look at, brother, but fuck if I'll ever get fucking involved with one again.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    The Navajos, et. al., all wanted to be Americanized. They just didn't know it at the time.
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  8. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck miscegenation.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    Your nostrils look big enough.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    Who said anything about your vagina? There are two other holes.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    Oh... you meen this? Still looks tasty! .
  12. RoyalOrleans
    Sounds delicious!
  13. RoyalOrleans
    Alright, alright, alright... and you damn right.
  14. RoyalOrleans
    My old enemy is sleep, she and I have had some torrid affairs. Never fought with insomnia, however, I sleep like a baby every night.
  15. RoyalOrleans
    Great fucking song, RandE. I'd rep you, but I gave it to you on the procrastination thread.
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Ta-dah! Now go make me a sam'ich!
  17. RoyalOrleans
    Throw in some dill and taragon, by god! That's some tasty sex.
  18. RoyalOrleans
    A potato and then sex? Wow... you'll need the energy.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    Count your blessings, Phanny.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    If I ever come over, Phanny, it won't be for tea.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    That's not very nice, Tori. Must be that time of the month... bills.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    The war ain't over. Now that we have the blacks breeding in abundance, it's just a matter of time before the South rises again.
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Then use a lot of accusations and name-calling... that'll throw her off.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    I found a clogged Epi-Lady electric shaver once... I never returned.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    Vegetable is a subjective term, because a fruit (e.g. an apple or an orange) could be considered one. Still a fruit is a ripened reproductive organ, while a vegetable are organs which sustain a plant. A potato is from the tuber family and closely related to roots (e.g. carrots). An inferior steak is not worth the time to eat.
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