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  1. RoyalOrleans
    If anyone should know that I'm not some oafish truck driver, is you.
  2. RoyalOrleans
    Gandhi said a lot of shit, perhaps he was delusional from the fasting. I'm not a redneck. How many fucking times do I have to say it? I'm a hillbilly.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    Oooo... nicely played. A pot-shot at my profession. So does your loftier profession afford you the countenance to think before you commit to print? Never opine short of certainty. You don't know shit from shinola. You fucking dizzy bitch, you try something else and perhaps you will get some fucking respect. The single mother, man-hating, babbling cunt-mouth routine is so played.
  4. RoyalOrleans
    Yes, because, I can never find Wonder Showzen on.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    I think you meant surely.
  6. RoyalOrleans
    It's better to just lose. I've loved many women and I've lost them on purpose.
  7. RoyalOrleans
    I think its funny how she had the fucking nerve to come back at all.
  8. RoyalOrleans
    I say shoot her. Fuck you, builder, a reprieve vote only pertains to premiums.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    Maybe later.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    Given all the fucking givens, marriage isn't itself an evil. Still, it is a road I've been down twice and never will I travel it again. Again, I say "Live free or die!".
  11. RoyalOrleans
    Vortex told me that a Phreakalito tastes like sweaty old gym socks.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    Who the fuck is Sugarfree and how can he read my mind?
  13. RoyalOrleans
    I lost my saintly grandmother back on the 21st of December of '06. The one thing I've learned from my grandmother is dignity. She lived he entire life in the servitude of my family... she did it with class, integrity, and dignity. Not one thing can replace her in this world. Godspeed, Tori. It's a rough road ahead, but you're strong enough. Shalom.
  14. RoyalOrleans
    Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time. Good luck.
  15. RoyalOrleans
    My phentermine brings the boys to the yard.
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Who is Surly? Isn't he one of the Seven Dwarves?
  17. RoyalOrleans
    Leave it to, Eisanbt. The fucking literate world is set upon its ear.
  18. RoyalOrleans
    In my day, if a hot, young teacher wanted to fuck you... you did it and kept your mouth shut.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    Don't get married. Live free or die. Problem solved.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    So a fucking Texas transplant, hiding out in Florida (America's Athlete Foot) is of higher intelligence? You'd best mind that cunt-mouth of yours or you'll never land a man to define you.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    If I ever get that shit from my ISP tech support crew, I'll fly to India and hunt down that motherfucker.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    We're all ashamed that you're white, too. Do your daughter justice... give her to the wolves and then fling yourself into the path of a speeding truck.
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Are you fucking him or something?
  24. RoyalOrleans
    I would hardly call that "acting", more like miming without all the talent.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    Were you born an idiot or did you have to work at it?
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