RoyalOrleans

Why not fuck a woman instead?

I miss those two personalities that tried to retaliate against me and make a mockery of my good name. They are; Royal ASS Wipe Orleans and royalSUCKASSorleans. Nazz even came after me by the name PUSSYMOD, but I never took it mockingly. More of a dedication.

Noam Chomsky can suck my fat cock.

Neal Boortz' most recent book Sombody's Gotta Say It.

Don't forget that he also captured the light of the Two Trees of Valinor and put them into the Silmarils. Dually noted.

The brains and braun of the administration were taken to a safer locale than Bush, because the war machine can not turn without the real driver. They aren't exactly Tango and Cash these days.

Feanor was a bad-ass! He stood up to the Powers of the West, chased Melkor to Beleriand!

Correctamundo!

The only member I have ever consistently agreed with is Hugo.

You can't kill me with your iron-blasting device! I am Celegorm, Son of Feanor, and I am wearing +3 Chain mail and I carry the Amulet of the Dragon!

Everytime I close my eyes, I see Vorty and CES taunting me with "Hey, buddy!" or "Oooo... make it hurt so good." calls.

How about our beloved White House? Radar alert sends Bush into White House bunker

I can't believe no one has killed you by now.

I've been counting flowers on the wall and it don't bother me at all.

I'll wager that no one has a clue what the fuck they are talking about. If UFO's, martians, extraterrestial life does exist, why in the hell would they show themselves to one specific class of humanity?

Fuckin' G, because it has the decent courtesy to give you a reach-around.

He ought to be castrated so not to contaminate the rest of the world.

Yeah! Get a job, sparkling wiggles. The only problem I have with giving a homeless piece of shit a twenty spot to cut my grass is, I'd like it done right the first time. I'll spend the twenty spot on a twelve pack and a cannister of gas and go to mowing my lawn.

Nowadays, yes they are. In the days predating WWI, our aboriginal tribesfolk were still persecuted in the West. In the East, the handling was a little different... push them as far west of the Mississippi as possible.

I know ass and legs are part of a total package, however a dude could have nice legs and butt. Chicks have tits.

I gazed into my scrying device, an old passenger side rearview mirror from a 1981 Lincoln Continental "Town Car", and beheld a Vortex and CES shaving each other's backs. I instantly chunked my scrying device into the river.

I guess I want the aboriginal experience because I don't want to see any white Australians. Besides Opera is for fat chicks. And I'm sure any Australian travelling the States would love to see our aboriginal people, sorry we keep them on reservations clinging to their firewater, gambling, and waning pride.

Fuck that old Witch King.

Guns N Roses You Could Be Mine I'm a cold heartbreaker Fit ta burn and I'll rip your heart in two An I'll leave you lyin' on the bed with your ass in the air I'll be out the door before ya wake It's nuthin' new ta you 'Cause I think we've seen that movie too 'Cause you could be mine But you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' And your cocaine tongue You get nuthin' done I said you could be mine Now holidays come and then they go It's nothin' new today Collect another memory When I come home late at night Don't ask me where I've been Just count your stars I'm home again 'Cause you could be mine But you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' And your cocaine tongue You get nuthin' done I said you could be mine You've gone sketchin' too many times Why don't ya give it a rest Why Must you find Another reason to cry While you're breakin' down my back I been rackin' out my brain It don't matter how we make it 'Cause it always ends the same You can push it for more mileage But your flaps r' wearin' thin And I could sleep on it 'til mornin' But this nightmare never ends Don't forget to call my lawyers With ridiculous demands And you can take the pity so far But it's more than I can stand 'Cause this couchtrip's gettin' older Tell me how long has it been 'Cause 5 years is forever An you haven't grown up yet You could be mine But you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' And your cocaine tongue You get nuthin' done I said you could be mine You should be You could be mine Yeah!

Sounds like you're lethally fucking middled. Choose your side? Brit to Brit!