RoyalOrleans

Oh yeah... that helped. Now I'm totally fucking tortured.

Someone ought to rip his balls off so he won't contaminate the rest of the world. By the way... Who the fuck is Gary Brolsma? I take it he's even fatter than this quivering pile of whale shit.

Fuck Bill Brazky.

After listening to Zeppelin, you will concur with a minority of people that the Beatles suck-ass. Comparitively speaking, Plant's vocals are far beyond the realm of Lennon's shitheel notions. Jimmy Page can wail on a guitar much better than Georgie-boy. John Paul Jones is the most mimicked bassist... making Paul McCartney a hack. And... Ringo... Ringo knowns three ways to play the drum: tap, tap, followed by a high-hat crash. John Henry Bonham has got his number.

Well that solves it! The end all, be all... ends with skategreen. Your information is as useless as Steadman's cock.

I hope CES didn't pass away. He was having some serious health issues and would fluctuate in and out for several months. Now his last date of activity was 9/14/06.

I'm more concerned about Cogito Ergo Sum.

Fuck not having anything to say tonight.

One of the best Zeppelin songs of all time.

Fuckin' A.

Normally I would bail out a fellow capitalist pig, but I do not have the power to override my fellow mods.

You're reasoning with the gender that believes they need to change the blinker fluid every 150,000 blinks.

. Ya'll don't know me! Ya'll don't know me! He gave me a baby! He gave me a baby! Ya'll don't know me! I'll do whatever I want to do!

. Hey!

The bingo-caller can have the cocksucker decorated as a bingo board. If you get the correct letter and corresponding number, you get to take a whack at him with a ball peen hammer.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Fuck Brian Nichols.

I called my ex-wife's ample breasts "the twins".

I was actually looking to post this story a week ago when I heard it on my local news. Only cowards prey on the elderly and the weak-bodied. I'd love to have miraculously stepped into that lobby and come to her rescue. I'd commence an ass-whooping worthy of Old Testament divination.

The term magus is from the Old Persian language. Which is translated to mage in English, is the source of the words magic and magician. Perhaps we can draw some similarities in Islamic and Judeo-Christian necromancy?

True. Rich black folk buy grilles for their teeth. Rich white folk buy grilles for their backyards. Rich yellow folk buy cats and put them on the grille. Rich red folk don't buy grilles, they buy firewater.

The numbers do not lie at all. Numbers are the one thing that seperate reason from emotion.

My previous house had wood floors all through it, so I bought a traditional mop to clean it with. I ended scratching the floor in some pretty conspicuous spots. Despite the scratches, that old house made a nice little nest egg for me. Love real estate commissions. God bless capitalism.

You can step on and squash a lazy grasshopper, but a lazy piece of shit welfare sucking minority is untouchable.

No. For the simple reason; that if you step foot into my house, you have to take your shoes off at the foyer. Replying to you is more time consuming. In the eight months that I've had wood floors, I have waxed and buffed twice. My plan is to do it once a quarter and when needed in between. I put all my furniture on little felt casters; makes for a smoother move when preparing to wax and you can do it on your own... no heavy liftee! Not on my watch. I use a swifter-like apparatus and a hardwood floor cleaner by Bona. No problem, Phanny. Avoid using a hard bristled broom and traditional mops.

I concur. Has the term "grog" come to mean a narcotic? Because the original meaning was a mixture of rum and water.