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RoyalOrleans

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  1. All you need now is a monkey butler.
  2. Let me go on record in saying that, CES is a sexy motherfucker.
  3. Bleach... it covers all traces.
  4. I don't think I'll be drinking orange juice for a very long time.
  5. Now you're talking like TH.
  6. I have a degree which I got on the GI Bill and a sweet job. Don't go off thinking you're better than me because you can guess a movie line I quote or counter my slander with petty school boy insults. You're a hack artist, TH. You are not a functional member of society.
  7. I think you're a lazy shiftless blob of flesh and shit. Your father should've plastered his seed on your whore-mother's face.
  8. There once what a man from Nantucket Who had a dick so long he could suck it One day while wiping his chin he cracked a grin and thought if my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it
  9. Who said anything about copying? I thought it was a title that befits you... in fact... I like it so much... I'm going to... You'll see, cocksucker.
  10. Ok... you're right... I'm a plagiarist. Fucking weak, bro. I think those lines can be called Public Domain, they ain't copyrighted. Want to take me to court over that?
  11. There once was a man from Peru He fell alseep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He was playing with his penis and woke up with hand full of goo.
  12. You're not sucking my dick... again, TH. Get that shit out of your head.
  13. I think you're a pedophile who enjoys taking baths with little boys and whacking off into Spiderman Underoos.
  14. Pussy... put a tiger in your tank.
  15. I am not dishonest, pedo-boy.
  16. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Did mommy and daddy not show you enough tenderness?
  17. Pussy... it's not just for breakfast anymore.
  18. Hahaha! I'll have to buy a box for my old man.
  19. Idle threats from a dickless piece of shit. I dare you, no I double dog dare you to bring on a slander lawsuit, TH. You may mount a case, but the judge will laugh you completely out of court. Don't waste a magistrate's time with petty schoolyard type grievances, suck up and take it like a man or least on the level with a mid-pubescent teenager.
  20. Because he is jumping on the Attention Whore Whiny Little Bitch Bandwagon. He sounds like a fucking duck... not even a coherent one like the AFLAC duck.
  21. What did CES' family ever do to you? Why don't you just leave? You have no friends here, no allies, no obligations... just go.
  22. I'm not putting a Frog on my cock.
  23. Well, keep your nose clean and stay away from befriending the trolls and you'll do just fine.
  24. Why is this asshat still around?
  25. Let's all take up a collection and send this cocksucker's $12 back to him, follow it with an eternal ban. I'm sick and tired of his bogus threats and seventh grade antics. Worse than sixes, in fact I miss sixes when compared to TH.
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